-  [WT]  [Home] [Manage]

[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
Email
Subject   (reply to 3905)
Message
File
File URL
Embed   Help
Password  (for post and file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: 7Z, DOC, DOCX, GIF, JPG, MP3, PDF, PNG, RAR, SWF, TXT, WAV, WEBM, ZIP
  • Maximum file size allowed is 15360 KB.
  • Images greater than 300x300 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Currently 2526 unique user posts. View catalog

  • Blotter updated: 2017-02-04 Show/Hide Show All

Patches and Stickers for sale here



File 13569815872.jpg - (114.31KB , 600x758 , 0086faglol.jpg )
3905 No. 3905 ID: 06b993
The butthurt is strong with this one...
Expand all images
>> No. 3906 ID: c574bd
Wow, that was like, 6 months ago.

Good to see he still hasn't figured out that jokes need punchlines.
>> No. 3907 ID: 06b993
While I was just on the shitter creating artwork superior to J. Grant, a thought crossed my mind...

Did he just commercialize a screencap of a nonprofit .org website? Isn't that illegal?
>> No. 3908 ID: 123dc5
>>81650
I'd call it fair use for him to parody the situation, doesn't really matter anyway, he probably has all of 5 readers at this point.
>> No. 3909 ID: 06b993
>>81651

Yeah, but it'd be hilarious if somebody fired off a cease and desist/copyright takedown letter about it.
>> No. 3910 ID: 34cf5a
http://www.ipwatchdog.com/2009/07/06/sample-dmca-take-down-letter/id=4501/

Also I find it amusing that my Failure to Fire/Roosevelt Pearl Harbor Address copypasta is one of the first (and only) pages on the new OPchan wiki.
>> No. 3911 ID: c574bd
>>81660

and it's hilarious
>> No. 3912 ID: 301716
Oh dear fuck. 6 months later and he's actually still upset over this?

This is Atomic levels of butthurt. How can this man even sit down to illustrate his shitty webcomic?
>> No. 3913 ID: 301716
>Case in point: CTRL-ALT-DEL. I have never, ever understood the rabid hatred so many people have for Buckley and his work.

Then you don't know much. Because Tim Buckley is a raging pedophile power-abusing faggot whose webcomic is only a few rungs up higher on the Ladder of Shit than yours is.
>> No. 3914 ID: 756f09
>weinerdog_kenobi
lol
>> No. 3915 ID: 152ab2
My comment is "awaiting moderation". Probably awaiting deletion.
>> No. 3916 ID: b6144f
yeah same here, I'm sure he got a bunch today.
>> No. 3917 ID: b6144f
and mine was nice! I even thanked him for the shout out
>> No. 3918 ID: 154834
>>81730

just remember that he cares so little about you that he decided to make a webcomic about it.
>> No. 3919 ID: 446161
>>81648
>I'm so not butthurt I drew this comic to show how calm muh butt is
>> No. 3920 ID: adff93
File 135700117140.jpg - (125.68KB , 450x373 , 4251-full-retard.jpg )
3920
>>81650
>Did he just commercialize a screencap of a nonprofit .org website? Isn't that illegal?
>implying the .org TLD means non-profit
>implying not just anyone can register a .org domain
>implying opchan is 501c
>> No. 3921 ID: 2d0589
What's the background story/ Link to the comic? I missed the drama
>> No. 3922 ID: 2d0589
I'm an ididot, I noticed him and jedidog got into a fight. THE FUCK, lol. He's king of the aspies.
>> No. 3923 ID: 04984d
Too be fair though, he puts so much effort into these comics that he makes them several minths in advanced iirc. He probably made it soon after the "incident" and it probably just now queued up in his posting timeline.
>> No. 3925 ID: 9df9b5
File 135702470350.jpg - (34.64KB , 515x396 , Super_180bee_826245.jpg )
3925
>>81855
>he puts so much effort into these comics

Think so? Have you LOOKED at the artwork?
Also I'm fairly certain the screen grab is from Chairsoft's holster group buy thread, with the "Guns of Opchan MkII" below it.

That makes it no older than 36 days.
Yeah, he's still buttmad.
>> No. 3926 ID: 756f09
>>81859
Sorry, I forgot to put [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags there
>> No. 3927 ID: 9df9b5
File 135702510029.jpg - (41.99KB , 580x326 , enhance.jpg )
3927
Upon further enhancement...

The bottom two posts appear to be PhoenixPhart and 80's Porn Cop, so the screen cap was taken any time between and including the 8th and the 21st of this month.

I'm laughing so hard right now.
>> No. 3928 ID: 39229f
File 135702649978.jpg - (201.59KB , 600x757 , shittygunshopcomic.jpg )
3928
I hereby nominate Weinerdog_Kenobi for the "Troll of the Year" award for the world-record-setting levels of butthurt inflicted upon J. Grant during the period from Sept. 6th, 2012, to Dec. 31st, 2012.

The mark of a world-class troll is the ability to cause rectal trauma without even being present.

Weinerdog_Kenobi showed this trait, when, despite the fact that most of Operatorchan and the Internet forgot about his escapades, J. Grant did not.

Thank you, Weinerdog.
>> No. 3929 ID: 446161
File 135702784415.jpg - (12.04KB , 350x342 , 135528328939.jpg )
3929
>>81869
I second this motion

Jedi Dachshund, Troll of the Year
>> No. 3930 ID: 388296
>>81869
>>81875

>OPERATIONAL_Trolling_Citation.jpg

Considering that J. Grant got trolled, butthurt, and framed on his behalf, wouldn't it be appropriate for Master Dachshund of the Jedi Order be awarded the OTC with V device?
>> No. 3932 ID: ab4cb2
File 135703711377.jpg - (112.73KB , 643x720 , ac1.jpg )
3932
>>81869
I third this motion.
The fact that he is still asspained over this is hilarious.
I've given his comic plenty of chances to get better...you get one or two laughs and then the preaching begins.
Check the link, proof he has no Idea how a gun shop works. Ever since the possibility of a new AWB has come up, gun shops have been as happy as a fly on shit. When you go to a gun shop and and your bud notices the only AR is a pink multicam [insert brand here] and as soon as you mention it an older guy runs up to the counter and buys the damn thing. Do you honestly think gun shop owners would bitch like his faggot OC?
http://ftf-comics.com/?comic=obammer-part-the-2

Im glad someone kept that edited picture. My finest work +300 hrs photoshoop
>> No. 3933 ID: e28d25
  >>81859
>>81861
Are you a wizard?
>> No. 3934 ID: 775c56
MY SIDES.

I was in the original thread as it all happened. I am ticked to see he's still asspained over this.

I'm sure his two autistic readers are very happy with this weeks edition.
>> No. 3935 ID: 83df2a
File 135715191982.jpg - (145.16KB , 600x758 , 0087petit.jpg )
3935
I dislike this man.

Not a very funny man.
>> No. 3936 ID: 851cae
File 135715442620.jpg - (103.08KB , 391x833 , failure.jpg )
3936
>> No. 3937 ID: 154834
>>82230

nice
>> No. 3938 ID: 44ead3
>>82230
more humor value than an infinite number of J. Grant comics.
>> No. 3939 ID: 4894de
File 135715760651.jpg - (211.37KB , 670x883 , Pootcarage.jpg )
3939
>>82221
>Not a very funny man.

No shit.

He's like a retarded kinder /k/ version of Tim Buckley.

>DURR HURR ME MAKE 22LR CAN'T KILL JOKE! AIN'T I FUNNY GUYS?!!
>> No. 3940 ID: 8227f7
>>82221
Damn, I was just thinkin about how I wish I could CCW the fuck out of that piece.
>> No. 3941 ID: b6144f
I should make a comic and call it "Awaiting Moderation"

there isn't one called that already, is there?
>> No. 3942 ID: 8a98d7
>>82417
http://awaitingmoderation.com/ is available, at the least
>> No. 3943 ID: 95c305
>>81882
frankly, id' be MORE likely to buy a gun if it was pink. I love passive trolling devices. I wonder if I cna pink up my mossberg.


fuck it, i'll just slap a cock ring on it whenever I find a public range.
>> No. 3944 ID: 3a9c19
>>82221
OH MY GOD SO FUNNY
>> No. 3945 ID: 851cae
File 135726758218.png - (27.95KB , 729x234 , failure2.png )
3945
>>82230
>> No. 3946 ID: 1130dd
File 135727133589.jpg - (258.94KB , 600x758 , jgrantgayman.jpg )
3946
the internet has its way
>> No. 3947 ID: 5a08ee
File 135729188518.jpg - (81.38KB , 480x761 , i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg )
3947
>>83276
That's the best comic ever. He is getting better, finally. Wait... Oh.
>> No. 3948 ID: d4a4b3
>>83454
I'd hit it like Poland in 1939.

Who wants to play the part of Russia?
>> No. 3949 ID: 34cf5a
>>83634
>Who wants to play the part of Russia?
You mean "fucking Germany in the ass a couple years later"?
I think I'll pass.
>> No. 3950 ID: 0e85f6
>>83641
I forgot about that part.

Yeah never mind.
>> No. 3951 ID: 3a9c19
>>83634
>>83641
>>84099
>Who wants to play the part of Russia?
Yo

I'll split her into two separate countries with my cock
>> No. 3952 ID: 39229f
More funnies in here:

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2012/11/26/failure-to-fire-webcomic/
>> No. 3953 ID: 39229f
Oh he so mad.

J. Grant

You’ve seen me in “action”? Amazing. I don’t recall meeting you at all.
I alienated opchan by getting in an online flamewar involving one of their members. As it stands, opchan is no kind of major community at all. Go ahead and hold out your cup, to see how many of my tears fill it with my sorrow over losing opchan, who even at the height of the kerfluffle resulted in 36 pageviews. Oh boy, they must be a giant slice of possible readership. Or they’re a bunch of neckbeards sitting around chanting the word “butthurt” and circle jerking each other about how much influence they’ve had on FTF (which, in reality, is pretty much none at all). In the meantime, I still have a damn good readership for a comic that isn’t yet 4 months old.

So go ahead and keep being, I guess the word is “butthurt”, over the fact that I don’t give two damns about opchan. It’s cute.
>> No. 3954 ID: ffba8d
>>84174
>(which, in reality, is pretty much none at all).

So >>81648
.... I guess that comic didn't happen?
I guess there aren't really shitty synonym names up in the creation because someone is so assdevestated they have to make a terrible comic about it MONTHS later?

Oh man, my sides hurt from laughing so much.
>> No. 3955 ID: 369cb3
Those comments on ENDO were really unnecessary, guys.
>> No. 3956 ID: 0f2196
>>84174
>>84176
If you guys are going to troll at lease use a different name or something. Something creative like his weinerdog_kenobi. JohnCentralAmerica or something
>> No. 3957 ID: 301716
>>84174
>I alienated opchan by getting in an online flamewar involving one of their members. As it stands, opchan is no kind of major community at all.

Okay. So we can confirm J Grant has some sort of psychosis.

This douchenozzle actually thinks he, like I don't know, pulverized and defeated OPchan and made us lose community members or something. I honestly feel sorry for the guy if he is that deluded.
>> No. 3958 ID: c574bd
Fun times, but could we not cause internet drama involving OPchan on other forums? I don't want to deal with the e-mails.
>> No. 3959 ID: cdaf54
>J. Grant

>You’ve seen me in “action”? Amazing. I don’t recall meeting you at all.
I alienated opchan by getting in an online flamewar involving one of their members. As it stands, opchan is no kind of major community at all. Go ahead and hold out your cup, to see how many of my tears fill it with my sorrow over losing opchan, who even at the height of the kerfluffle resulted in 36 pageviews. Oh boy, they must be a giant slice of possible readership. Or they’re a bunch of neckbeards sitting around chanting the word “butthurt” and circle jerking each other about how much influence they’ve had on FTF (which, in reality, is pretty much none at all). In the meantime, I still have a damn good readership for a comic that isn’t yet 4 months old.


Am I terrible for agreeing with this?
>> No. 3960 ID: 301716
>>84203
>Am I terrible for agreeing with this?

Yes.
>> No. 3962 ID: 851cae
>>84203
No. As with ctrl+alt+del, there are enough stupid, humorless fucksticks on the internet to give this assclown a respectable readership. The most we can do is ignore him. Going around trying to point out the tremendous flaws in his comic to people to whom these flaws are somehow not self-evident will accomplish nothing but drawing bad blood.

That said, an Encyclopedia Dramatica article might be fun.
>> No. 3963 ID: 24ba72
>>84203

Nah

That actually made this entire thread / everyone wanking in it look pretty shit
>> No. 3964 ID: 24ba72
Still not a very funny comic though

>sage for double post
>> No. 3965 ID: c574bd
>>84231

J. Grant pls go
>> No. 3966 ID: fc6c47
File 135750091685.png - (131.38KB , 504x500 , 1 (164).png )
3966
>>84203
He is correct that we are a circlejerk. He is also correct that we are not a "major" community.

Beyond that, there really isn't much in that statement to take seriously.
His statement "I alienated opchan by getting in an online flamewar involving one of their members" ignores that that we initially gave his comics a fairly positive reception. And then he flipped out at us posting things on the internet, that he had put on the internet; calling us hackers and demanding that we remove the images. He burned that bridge all by himself.
He points out our use of "butthurt, while himself using the words "circlejerk" and "neckbeard" to try and disparage us. That's a bit like saying "Only faggots use the word nigger
He uses sarcasm to try and deflect the bruising to his ego as seen both here "Oh boy, they must be a giant slice of possible readership" and in his comics. Sarcasm should generally be avoided in both humor and arguments, because it is typically used poorly and just makes the user sound like a grade schooler.
He claims to have decent internet popularity. If we assume that this is true, what does that even matter? Goddamn Sprite comics are popular on the internet too (yes, even after all these years). Popularity does not indicate quality, just try and suffer through and episode of Big bang theory, one of the most popular television shows.
>So go ahead and keep being, I guess the word is “butthurt”, over the fact that I don’t give two damns about opchan. It’s cute.
depressed_sigh.png

That entire statement was basically "You are not important, it is me who is important". This is exactly the sort of thing he needs to stop doing.



But let's ignore shitty internet drama for a moment and actually glance at his comic, in a critical way.
Art: The art is shitty, but workable. This is not an insult to the artist. It just is. Two related examples that come to mind are Penny arcade and CAD, which both started out with shitty art (go and look). The guy who drew for penny arcade made a conscious effort to improve and did. Tim Buckley of CAD somehow didn't. It is my sincere hope that Mr. Grant gets better, which he should if puts any effort at all into it. As they say, draw erry day.
Writing/jokes: I didn't smile once. His joke are really lame to be brutally honest. Admittedly, it is probably much hard to impress me than it would be for most people on this board, and certainly on the internet in general. But his jokes just have a sort of "high school level" feel to them. It's the kind of stuff that I remember encountering when internet comics suddenly became a thing and every asshole with mspaint wanted to be the next big thing. This brings up another point, I've seen a decade of the worst webcomics with some that evolve to get better, and a precious few that are good right off the bat (typically because the author had considerable experience beforehand). Mr. Grant is a novice, and any critical effort should keep that in mind. Writing humor is much like art, you need to practice, but also make a deliberate effort to learn how to be better.

The biggest tip for success I could give him is to point out that comics are a visual medium. With enough artistic proficiency and subtle details, even bad jokes can be made funny, or at least interesting. The master key here is doing facial expression just the right way. Not exaggerated, but something that inherently brings out a response from an onlooker. That art by itself without any words should be funny/interesting. Comics being a visual medium also means avoid walls of text (which I fortunately have not seen him do, though sometimes he starts to get close). Comics always need a high ratio of art over words. I would also recommend another font.

All in all needs to drink some beer, say "fuck it, whatever", and forget that internet drama is even a thing (and to stop trying so hard to convince us that he doesn't care, which doesn't fool anyone but himself) because he is now the artist/writer of a webcomic. He's gonna need tougher chops, because frankly this little chan is nothing compared to the hate that will come his way from a real audience. At least he isn't using goddamn sprites.


Pic kind of related, it's one of the funniest comics of all time: A dog eating bees.
>> No. 3967 ID: 7d1ee5
>>84243
+1
Having read the thread as it happened, and seen his own conduct become what set off the insinuations of butthurt, and continued abuse, I'm pretty amused at him continuing to claim innocence and maturity (ironically with playground tactics). He displayed immediate rude, and uncalled for response to advice - before it was meant as insulting criticism, made no polite justification for his own actions in dealing with his own comics not being secured, except to demand without any kind of good will that they were removed.

I think, at the point the thread had got to, before he decided that he didn't want us to re-host something he'd made publicly available, he was already being an ass, he only got worse. It's also ironic that, he makes it out as being a deliberate trolling effort on our part - nobody cared until he did. If our readership was so insignificantly low that it only generated him 30 views, why comment on here? Why be upset about the fact we were revealing comics, if only 30 people here even cared to look? It's not really damaging his major distribution.

He was treated with due rudeness, for his own misconduct, circle jerk aside.

The final irony? Somebody who issued a DMCA copyright notice... Then goes and uploads the PBE logo in his content, that's kinda amusing to me.
>> No. 3968 ID: c574bd
moving to archive
[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts]


Delete post []
Password  
Report post
Reason