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6266 No. 6266 ID: c574bd
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lutheran dog? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the seminary, and I've been involved in numerous missions in Africa, and I have over 300 confirmed converts into the true faith. I am trained in gorilla exorcisms and I’m the top inquisitor in the entire Congregatio pro Doctrina Fidei. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will Excommunicate you the fuck out, with dogma the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark the holy words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, satan worshipper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of templars across the world and your soul is being traced right now so you better prepare for the judgement, jew. The judgement that sends you to hell out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're in fucking hell, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can damn you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the new testament. Not only am I extensively trained in latin and aramaic but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vatican Swiss guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable heresy off the face of the Christendom, you little Arian. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “protestant” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn zealot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking burnt, kiddo.
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>> No. 6269 ID: c3b8cf
What lovely things did you say about me, my love? I'll have you know I am highly committed in our relationship, and I've been involved in numerous counseling, and I have over 300 confirmed dating experiences. I am trained in reliability and I'm the best person for you in the entire earth. You are everything to me, not just another person. I will take your pain out with tender, love, and care the likes of which nobody has ever been felt before on this earth, mark my romantic love notes. You think you can get away with saying you're not good enough for me on the internet? Think again, lover. As we speak, I am contacting my boss, who is the manager of Hallmarks, to give me flowers, candy, and stuffed animals for me to send to your home and to do that, your address is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the love making, beautiful. The love making that will wipe the tears of hurt you have felt from those pathetic others you call your ex's. You're fucking mine, my love (I know it's bad to swear to get a point across but damn I really love you!) I can be with you anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in many ways, and that's not just from my mind, but my heart too. Not only I am dangerously in love with you, I have permission from your entire family members to happily engage with you in marriage with a 5 carat ring and I will use a full box of tissues to wipe tears off your happy face, my love. If only you could have known how heart-touching your "average" comment had meant to me, maybe you would keep writing more. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're going to have put more faith in me, my wonderful love. I will give all my love to you and you will drown in it. You're fucking loved, boo.
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What the shibe did you just say about me, you little sempai? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shibes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Shibe, and I have over 300 confirmed sempais. I am trained in shibe warfare and I’m the top doge in the entire US armed shibes. You are nothing to me but just another sempai. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this anime, mark my barking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, sempai. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shibes across the USA and your anime is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sempai. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your doge. You’re fucking dead, sempai. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ignore you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in tsundere combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Shibe Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tail off the face of the anime, you little sempai. If only you could have known what unholy shibe your little “cute” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your barking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you baka sempai. I will shibe fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re barking dead, sempai.
>> No. 6271 ID: 6d16ef
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>> No. 6274 ID: 96571d
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