Gunny: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior Moderator.
G: from now on, the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Desu."
G: Do you faggots understand that? lol
/b/tards: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: Bullshit. louder or it didn't happen.
/b/: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: If you faggots leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be an 1337 krew, You will be a minister of RAID, praying for spam, But until that day, you are nOObs, You are the lowest internet user on interbutt, You are not even anony-fucking-mous, you are nothing but unorganized mindless pieces of interbuttian shit, because I am snacks-hard, you will not like me but the moreI ban you, the more you will learn, I ban hard but I ban fair, there is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on sandniggers, hooknoses, guidos, eurofags, americunt or NIGGERS, here, you are all equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all tripfagz, who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved anonymous board,
G: Do you faggots understand that?
/b/: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: Bullshit. I can't read your posts.
/b/: [b]DESU YES DESU DESU[b/]
G: What's your name, scumbag?
Brown: DESU DESU, Private Brown, DESU!
G: Bullshit, from now on, you're Private Anonymous
-Do you like that name?

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Welcome to the Jungle where the cat loves to scratch
The rat squeals
And the polar bear feasts on the blubber of seals
The pack of wolves be scheming on a bunch of gazelles
Where the leopards grab the wilderbeast down by it's tail
You see the chimps they grow hips they hustle and sling in trees
Elephants for security that move tons of leaves
The bluebirds arrest parrots that love to talk
or eagles that stalk fresh-water trout under the wing of the hawk
You see the vultures pick the pocket of whatever remain
In the brain we watch but a shadow of the lion's mane
Whose roar is loud enough to take the stripes from a zebra
He camouflage his bets and his spots of a cheetah
Shouldn't gamble with a cheetah and not expect to get beat
You silly goose you know he move fast on his feet

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Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the cunt beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

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OPERATOR 10/07/29(Thu)13:35 No. 4538 ID: 9d4180 >2012 Ferrari >Hopped back in the Lambo made it more funny somehow

OPERATOR 10/07/29(Thu)16:12 No. 4540 ID: 644171 >compressed air ejaculation i chuckled

OPERATOR 10/07/29(Thu)18:04 No. 4541 ID: 62edb0 File: cp4541_cat so cash.jpg-(103.11KB, 640x480, cat so cash.jpg) So cash

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by energy generated solely by Southern California Edison and manufactured by the Sony Corporation.

I then took a shower in my house constructed by Centex Homes, sold to me by a Century 21 real estate agent, and mortgaged by Citibank.

After that, I turned on my Panasonic television which I purchased with a Washington Mutual credit card to a local NBC Corporation affiliate to see what their team of hired meteorologists forecasted the weather to be using their weather radar system.

While watching this, I ate my breakfast of eggs and bacon, both produced by a local farm and sold to me by my local grocery store, and took my prescribed medication manufactured by Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, Astra-Zeneca, and Novartis.

When my Motorola-manufactured Cable Set Top Box showed the appropriate time, I got into my Toyota-manufactured Prius vehicle and set out to my graphic design workplace and stopped to purchase some gasoline refined by the Royal Dutch Shell company, using my debit card issued to me by Bank of the West. On the way to my workplace, I dropped off a package at the local UPS store for delivery, and droped my children off at a local private school.

Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the company-mandated standards enforced at my workplace, I drive back to my house which had not burned down in my absence because of the high manufacturing quality of the products inside and of the company which built my house, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the alarm services provided by Brinks Home Security. I was able to rest easy knowing that even had this happened, I would have an Allstate insurance policy which would cover any damage to my home and anything that was stolen.

I then logged onto the internet, financed and ran in part by various different private corporations such as Google, Comcast, AT&T, and Verizon, and posted on the Huffington Post and Daily Kos about how capitalism is the source of all evil in this country.

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OPERATOR 10/07/28(Wed)10:48 No. 4528 ID: 173492 >>4524 >>4525 Libtard faggots, on MY Operatorchan? Get the fuck out.

OPERATOR 10/07/28(Wed)12:09 No. 4529 ID: 62edb0 File: cp4529_toughgyu.jpg-(105.52KB, 652x525, toughgyu.jpg) >>4528 >Liberal What the fuck did you just call me buddy? If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

OPERATOR 10/07/29(Thu)10:47 No. 4537 ID: 8b7060 >>4528 >they vaguely disagree with me so they're liberal faggots USA USA USA!

So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.

Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.

Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.

Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.

Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.

Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.

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OPERATOR 10/07/28(Wed)12:27 No. 4530 ID: 4b8a21 File: cp4530_DSC02641.jpg-(38.75KB, 600x800, DSC02641.jpg) >>4044

Bushwacker!!NkBTL0BQVl 10/07/28(Wed)18:51 No. 4532 ID: 19d87b ....I.....I need to try this....

PanamaJack!Vi7GYCtXEo 10/07/29(Thu)07:22 No. 4535 ID: a732d8 >>4532 Rubber bands everywhere!

I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time americans are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the indians and all the other suppressed peoples. Americans are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like Americans.
Americans have lots of weapons but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be makind empire earths. I hope a soviet just come
while theyjust chilling up in the hizouse thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they weapins are going to not werk and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
Americans aren't hard they some little bitches. They start

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This is T-55

He knows there's a repair depot; never been to it.

Knows he needs fuel, but his ARV can't do anything about it.

Call United Tank Fund and for 80 cents a day homeless tanks around the world can get the care they so desperately need: repairs, clean fuel, and a chance to live a healthy combat life!

Every day 27.000 tanks fall victim to easily cured conditions like running out of fuel.

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When you see the picture, you'll know what to do.

Call now and sponsor a tank who needs you.

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OPERATOR 10/07/26(Mon)07:53 No. 4515 ID: 6fd956 File: cp4515_images.jpg-(2.49KB, 134x89, images.jpg) Oh man, shits off the chain

Your God Stalin 10/07/27(Tue)04:39 No. 4519 ID: 05d2b8 File: cp4519_UnitedTankFundBarney.jpg-(2.14MB, 2833x1873, UnitedTankFundBarney.jpg) I just adopted one, and when United Tank Fund sent me a picture of little Barney, i knew i was doing the right thing.

Illuminati Elite Commando 10/07/27(Tue)14:40 No. 4521 ID: 5c6788 I'd adopt them all if I had the money!

In reference to: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/innovation/07/23/internet.addresses/index.html

CNN Post:
>jgil119:
>Funny how this article comes out 3 days after the launch of the .CO domain extension, the first really credible alternative to .COM. I actually thought the article would be about web addresses (.CO vs. .COM) and I think that's a much bigger story that's relevant to people than this IPV6 nonsense. Anyway, I would suggest people check out .CO at any registrar (like Network Solutions or GoDaddy) because great names are available and their selling quickly. 300K of them in the first 3 days. I bought 12 and I plan on building them into amazing websites.


Pic related. it's the black market.

In my mind, I'm never gonna die in no ghetto. Absolutely never. If a man turns around and punches me in the head, the fight's on. If he cuts me, the fight's on. If I'm shot, the fight is on. I'm not losing no fight to no scumbag out there in no ghetto. Period. That's it. No sonofabitch out there's gonna get me. The only way he gets me is cut my head off and I mean that. I'll fight you 'till I've got a breath left in me. I don't think any of those animals in that street can beat me. You don't lose the fight.

Demon’s Souls is a game that will make you into a man. A scrawny fourteen-year-old, after two hours with this game, will be grooming his muttonchops and ready to ship off on the next boat to fight the Kaiser. If you are already a man, it will make you into some sort of bizarre double-man. What’s that you say? You’re a woman? You don’t want to be a man? Too bad. Too bad. That’s the Demon’s Souls way.

You’ve probably heard that Demon’s Souls is hard. Pshh. Lots of games are hard. Some are even harder than this one. The difficulty is not the point. What sets Demon's Souls apart is the way that it doesn't just kill you, but also stomps on your genitals when you’re down. And it will make you realize that that’s what you needed all along.

It’s a lot like life. Sometimes in life you win, and sometimes the giant armored skeleton stabs your face off because the flying mantis monster you didn’t even see shot you in the back with a spike at just the wrong time. And when that happens in life, do you respawn at the same spot and carry on like nothing happened? NO, asshole. You go back to the beginning of the level, leaving all your hard-earned souls out there on the pavement, and you fight your way back. And you learn a lesson from the whole thing, because you should have been wearing your Thief’s Ring, now shouldn’t you? That’s life.

The trend in hard games these days is to unlock “Easy” mode for you once you’ve died enough times. Do you think Demon’s Souls does that? Do you think Demon’s Souls is so much as aware of the concept of “Easy” mode? NO IT IS NOT. If Demon’s Souls even knew we were talking about “Easy” mode, it would come over here and kick the shit out of all of us. And we would deserve it.

I’ll tell you what happens in Demon’s Souls when you die. You come back as a ghost with your health capped at half. And when you keep on dying, the alignment of the world turns black and the enemies get harder. That’s right, when you fail in this game, it gets harder. Why?
Because fuck you is why.

Have I told you about the online elements? At any time when you’re in Body form, another player from anywhere else

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If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.


oh I'm soooooooooo scared goatfucker. Yeah that's right I called you a goatfucker, GOATFUCKER! what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you pussy-ass piece of shit? if you find out where I live and come to my house just know this you fat piece of shit: I'll be ready for you, with a baseball bat in one hand and a big fuckin' knife in the other. I'm going to shove the bat up your ass and as for the knife, well, you'll have to come here and find out where I put that, fucker.

So come get me you fucking faggot-ass cuntnugget. I could kick your fucking ass so fucking hard you'll shit my Size 14 Doc Martens for a month. I'll fucking curbstomp your little monkey ass, you horsefucker. If you so much as get within fifteen miles of me I'll fucking know it, buddy. I'm waiting, and if you FUCK WITH ME one more goddamn time, they won't be able to ID your corpse.


you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit.

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Madoc!!MuMJLjL2Z2 10/07/22(Thu)01:08 No. 4496 ID: 9c426a I lol'd so hard at the last paragraph. >NOT ONE BUT FIVE GIRLFRIENDS.

Sokolove !!SxAwL2ZTL5 10/07/24(Sat)04:14 No. 4503 ID: d94555 File: cp4503_Martin_XB-51.jpg-(40.57KB, 500x246, Martin_XB-51.jpg) >a B-51 pilot in the Air Force Oh god I lol'd hard at that.

tactikool!xRmRATyP/o 10/07/25(Sun)19:20 No. 4511 ID: 1b4ff8 lol dey mad