Gunny: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior Moderator.
G: from now on, the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Desu."
G: Do you faggots understand that? lol
/b/tards: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: Bullshit. louder or it didn't happen.
/b/: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: If you faggots leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be an 1337 krew, You will be a minister of RAID, praying for spam, But until that day, you are nOObs, You are the lowest internet user on interbutt, You are not even anony-fucking-mous, you are nothing but unorganized mindless pieces of interbuttian shit, because I am snacks-hard, you will not like me but the moreI ban you, the more you will learn, I ban hard but I ban fair, there is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on sandniggers, hooknoses, guidos, eurofags, americunt or NIGGERS, here, you are all equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all tripfagz, who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved anonymous board,
G: Do you faggots understand that?
/b/: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: Bullshit. I can't read your posts.
/b/: [b]DESU YES DESU DESU[b/]
G: What's your name, scumbag?
Brown: DESU DESU, Private Brown, DESU!
G: Bullshit, from now on, you're Private Anonymous
-Do you like that name?
-Desu DESU, yes, DESU!
-Well, there's one thing that you might like, Snowball, They serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
*from distant* Is that you, Christopher Poole? Is this Moot?
G: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little gaiafag, camwhoring cocksucker down here... who just signed his own ban warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy-fucking-botmother said it. epic-fucking-win, I will spam you all until you fucking die, I'll spam you until your assholes are sucking ad banners and pop ups.
-Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
-DESU, no, DESU.
-You piece of shit. You look like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.
-DESU, no, DESU.
-DESU, I said it, DESU.
-Well, no shit.
-What have we got here?
-A fucking failure. Private epic-fail.
-I admire your honesty, Hell, I thin you are kawaii. You can come over to my house and hug my lucky star pillow. *punch* You little epic fail. I've got your IP, I've got your ass, You will not post. You will not spam, You will learn by the GNAA, I will teach you, Now get down. Get your ass behind your computer, You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck and make scat porn and post it on internet along with a letter threatining to put dirty bombs around stadiums.
--DESU, yes, DESU.
-Private Epic-Fail, why did you join my Corps?
-DESU, to troll, DESU.
-So you're a spammer?
-DESU, yes, DESU.
-Let me see your troll face.
-That's a war face.
-Now let me see your war face.
-loooooool*pulling a half assed troll face
-Bullshit. You didn't convince me, Let me see your real war face.
-LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL*real trollface*
-You don't troll me. Work on it.
-What's your excuse?
-DESU, excuse for what, DESU?
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From the mind of FPOP