My sides are gone.

>only post the not-horrible photos
>cry about trolls and misogynists
Lelbrals.

http://webm.host/81f1f/

Brother just sent me this.

>>33078
>everyone sleeping
>try to laugh quietly
>force it down
>laughed so much
>force it down harder
>too much
>gotta be quiet
>pressure builds up
>burst a capillary in my nose
>finally laughing out loud
>roommate barges in
>"keep it down! im trying to slee-"
>im giggling like a maniac
>slowly turn head towards door

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>>33043
I saw it, pretty entertaining.

  Saw this in the related videos.

I definitely want to see this.

  Also in the related videos.

I like Matthew Fox and post-apocalyptic settings in subzero temperatures.

>>33047
Oh you mean "Michael Weston kills zombie vampires in the cold: The Movie"? Yeah I wanna see it.

>>33046
Gf and I want to see this.

>>33046

Judging from the thumbnail, that is a movie about an outbreak of space-herpes in a small midwestern town, and that girl there is patient zero who sucked off an alien and now is spreading the space-herpes to everyone in town?

I'm not going to watch the trailer now because I'm sure thats way more interesting than what it really is.

>>33010
Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We all lost someone we love. But, we do this my way.

Whispering this to a poodle with a purple mohawk wearing chaps with the name "Wez" on the dog collar.

We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The guzzaline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.

>>33011

Yeah, but don't forget that the SEAL's black buddy died (off-screen, even!) when it was necessary to the plot.

Russian uniforms look wrong to me somehow, idk maybe they were updated

What I want to know is where they got the actual ships we see in the film, are they just file footage and clever sets, or actual vessels?

>>33041
I would imagine a shitton of stock footage or preplanned scenes

>>33041
>What I want to know is where they got the actual ships we see in the film, are they just file footage and clever sets, or actual vessels?

According to wiki and google, they used the USS Halsey and USS Dewey for the Nathan James and also filmed aboard USS Iowa (most likely for the Ruskie ship). For interiors there is recreations of the interiors of the boats the pilot was filmed in but enlarged to handle the cast and crew.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ship_%28TV_series%29#Development_and_production

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/la-et-st-last-ship-20140620-story.html

http://io9.com/how-the-the-last-ship-fits-michael-bay-sized-action-ont-1593040750

>Amazon prime
FUCK.

Hate you so much right now amazon.

>factual TV show

As a fan of the series let me just say that this didn't need to happen. I'll of course give it a chance, but my expectations are meh.

  >>32976
As a fan of 24 let me just say that Live Another Day didn't NEED to happen. I of course gave it a chance, but my expectations were THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US

>>32978
So you're saying the new X-Files season is going to be a meme factory?

>>32979
Hmm. Yes. This isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>>32988
ayy

>>32826
I ain't saying it was the greatest movie ever, because Deadpool and Star Wars 7 haven't came out yet, but so far it was the best and most enjoyable movie ever.

It was fun. It was action packed. Oh, what a movie... what a lovely movie! It respected the franchise while doing its own shit.

It was everything Terminator Genisys wasn't, god what a shit movie.

>>32832

It was a car chase movie.
A car chase THAT ENDED EXACTLY WHERE IT STARTED.
What's not to love?

It's the only movie I've ever gone "ehh, it's probably the extra three bucks for a 3D ticket" and then gone back a week later to watch it again in 3D. So by now I've spent nearly $30 to watch this movie, and had it not left theatres the day before, I'd have taken a buddy to see it last Thursday.

It's a 2-hour car wreck, with a subtle underlying anti-Islam message, mixed in with a note of sympathy for people who are pumped full of a message and sent off to kill for the cynical fuckheads who indoctrinate them for their own gain.

It's probably the best new movie I've seen since Avengers, and I definitely must own whatever DVD option gives me the most special features.

Also, now I randomly say things like "V8!" when I start up my truck, or call things "Shiny and chrome". The next chance I have to do something stupid, I'll probably shout "WITNESS!".

10/10.

  ROAD WARS - The Imperator Strikes Back (Mad Max/Star Wars Mashup) https://youtu.be/Tj1P1eEZRtY
I must say that the editing abilities of these fans is impressive.

  >>32983
Right?

I'm not going to say I hate this movie before it comes out but I certainly ain't excited for it.

The dude making it is a fucking hack for one. Paul Feig's entire thing is to take a male dominated movie and Rule 63 it and shove Melissa McCarthy's fatass in it. Even has the secretary played by Thor to fully make this a gender swapped version. Can't wait until we get Stay Puft Marshmellow Woman and Slimer with tits (and I'm sure somebody will fap to that).

I hate reboots. Their are the occasional good one, Dredd if you can consider it a reboot, but most suck.

I hate Melissa McCarthy. She is a raunchy unfunny cunt. She I think tries to be the female version of John Candy but fails hard.

Half the cast is too pretty. The Ghostbusters were a bunch of normal guys, not really attractive or handsome. Kristen Wiig and the blond chick are way too cute to play a Ghostbuster. I will say the blond chick is really fucking cute though.

I kinda dig the jumpsuits and boots and the car. I however hate the fucking stripes. I understand the reason for them, high visibility strips to work safer, but they just look ugly.

I really don't have high hopes for this movie. I ain't saying that getting ancient Bill Murray, insane Dan Ackroyd, a barely aged Ernie Hudson, and the corpse of Harold Ramis together to make a movie would be better then this shit but it honestly wouldn't surprise me.

bustin makes me feel good

I think the boots look pretty dumb with that front cover really, like some kinda raver-goth thing with the striping. Way too stiff and too high, not really suited to terrain negotiation in a damaged urban environment, they look more like a douchy version of parade jackboots.

The hi-vis orange on the uniforms themselves makes a damned lot of sense though when you're throwing around particle beams and otherwise wearing neutral gray which blends in with fucking everything, very safety conscious.

Now someone get these girls to put some fucking buckets on before they end up with a cracked skull from being pushed down the stairs by a ghost or something.

I just don't like the fact that they look like social justice warriors

The outfits look the same. The car looks the same. Since its a reboot, the plot will be mostly the same.

The only differences are that it will have vaginas instead of penises, and won't be funny.

They probably won't even have the balls for an obvious bukkake joke.