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No. 31725 ID: 389f77 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
  Guns as musical instruments

The original song in case you don't get it:
>> No. 31727 ID: b170fe
  instead of starting new thread like i was serv or something
>> No. 31729 ID: 68aa6b
u foking wot m8?

No. 31629 ID: df12a0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  ...I'd watch it.
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>> No. 31646 ID: 963c4b
Those action movies, Robotropolis and Battle of the Damned, probably went straight to video. I picked up Robotropolis for .75 cents in like new complete condition at Half.com --that does not inspire much confidence in the film.

Battle of the Damned Movie CLIP - Serious Nerdgasm (2014) Dolph Lundgren Sci-Fi Action Movie HD
>> No. 31647 ID: 90a126
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I actually saw that movie and it wasn't terrible. A decent B-movie. The lead chick was cute, Dolph Lundgren is ancient but still awesome, and the characters mostly didn't act completely fucktarded except when the characters were meant to be completely fucktarded.

Also the ending (spoiler alert I guess) takes place in some awesome halfway sunken abandoned shopping mall or something which apparently is supposed to be a real place or based on one. If you are a fan of urban ruins watch it just for that.
>> No. 31648 ID: df12a0
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>> No. 31653 ID: 963c4b
That's a zombie/post-catastrophe movie dream set!

Battle of The Damned - Trailer http://youtu.be/BXYZQo3DM-U
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>mfw this was filmed in my town

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>> No. 31676 ID: f18153
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Apparently the video is so awful the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence is wondering if it's a plant. It wasn't released by any organization, just this one woman--Rejina Sincic--as an independent film project.

I'd actually believe it was intentional if I didn't know people with money are really fucking eager to spend it on bullshit film projects. This is basically the Birdemic of PSAs.

>Though she did not disclose a figure, Sincic tells Vocativ she financed the video with her own money because gun control is an issue that she’s passionate about. She wrote and shot the video during the summer and fall, and finally finished editing it this month.

>> No. 31677 ID: f18153
  Anyway: it stars a white kid and the woman who made it majored in film and lives in the Bay Area. Read: sheltered.

Hear me out. A lot of people think that as long as they are honest and do their damndest to demonstrate just how sincere they are, no harm will ever come to them. Look at that kid! Look how sincere he is when he pulls out a gun and his teacher jumps (I fucking cracked up at this part). He's so damn honest! Nothing bad could happen. And the thing is, a kid who looks like that is more likely to be cut slack in general (not for THIS SORT OF SHIT obviously). Hell, if a kid who looks like that fucking shoots up his school we ask "what went wrong he as so nice" whereas some black 14 year old getting shot in the inner city is presumed to have deserved it somehow.

Anyway I meant it when I said this is Birdemic-level. This is more of her work. It's an underwear ad.
>> No. 31683 ID: 39d4a6
>Nothing bad could happen.

Kid brings gun into school, school resource officer shoots kid and that night the kid's mom's house gets broken into by her ex husband who assaults her and as she discovers the handgun she bought for self defense is missing she gets killed by her ex.

Nothing bad, right?
>> No. 31684 ID: f18153
That kind of went off the rails at the end. Are you writing a Lifetime movie?
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>Apparently the video is so awful the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence is wondering if it's a plant.
I lol'd. We'd have used the Brady Bunch's logo if it were so.

No. 31678 ID: 894961 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
  This is my new favorite thing.
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>> No. 31680 ID: 894961
  Best one
>> No. 31681 ID: 885afe
Oh god, I had seen these before but I got my gf watching em and we are cracking up.
>> No. 31682 ID: 1e7cc7
1:30 - I can't stand fake-ass bitches, lying-ass niggers and punk-ass snitches.
- 2Pac

Best Thug Life Compilation Of 2014 Part 2

No. 31601 ID: 68aa6b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  There's no good downloads for good ol johnny
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>> No. 31651 ID: 095a2b
.... How old are you?
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there are people who don't know what it is
>> No. 31655 ID: 626b5e
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That is the 80s gay flag indeed. You should go to school and inform the class of your discovery at show and tell.

Before the invention of color printers, this was the gay flag, which was made by the indians as you can see. The teacher will give you extra credit for sure knowing this one.
>> No. 31674 ID: 07ad6c
>40 seconds before the fucking video starts.

Not sure if this says more about them or more about us.
>> No. 31675 ID: db7b1c
No country for old men

No. 31662 ID: 24d29c hide watch quickreply [Reply]
  such passion for the coco

No. 31615 ID: e2bfd1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  posting here because i have no utube account
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>> No. 31628 ID: 81be18
This here's a cultural type matter... listen up close.

What effect would the death of Kim Jong-un have on the population of North Korea?
>> No. 31634 ID: 7c6b82
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Realistically? Nothing. Leadership would transfer to another member of the Kim family or an interim junta until a Kim could be groomed. They'd pass over Kim Jong-nam, he's too busy gambling in Macau. The film's surprisingly accurate about circumstances for change. Nothing short of a splinter faction in the KPA, a full-on civil war or invasion would destabilize the family's hold on power.

Pic related, the plaza from the opening scene is quite real.
>> No. 31635 ID: cd49aa
Just got done watching it. All dat honeydicking.
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North Korean Populace Already Mentally Preparing For Whatever Insane Bullshit They’ll Have To Do For Kim Jong-Un Funeral


PYONGYANG—Saying they were taking a deep breath and steeling themselves for the melodramatic public wailing and mass-scale processions they might soon have to engage in, sources confirmed Monday that the people of North Korea were already mentally preparing for whatever insane bullshit they will be made to do for Kim Jong-un’s state funeral. “Now that Dear Leader hasn’t been seen in 40 days, I guess it’s probably time to start getting myself ready to circle in lockstep with thousands of others around a 50-foot bronze bust of him for several hours while crying his name in anguish, or something like that,” said Pyongyang resident Bahn Lee, echoing the sentiments of his 25 million countrymen, all of whom were reportedly bracing themselves for the possibility of being forced to tear at their clothing, theatrically fall to their knees, and then be supported by bystanders as they each took their turn walking past Kim’s glass casket. “I just have to get into the right state of mind now for when I’m called on to stand motionless in the cold holding a banner bearing the Supreme Leader’s face while sorrowfully chanting his virtues in unison with thousands of others. Yeah, I think I can handle that kind of stuff for the official three-year mourning period.” At press time, the nation’s populace was trying to mentally work themselves up to don their official mourning jumpsuits and participate in a countrywide somber dance routine.
>> No. 31645 ID: 963c4b
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Kim Jong-Un Wonders If Nuclear Threats Distracting Him From Real Goal Of Starving Citizenry
The Onion - NEWS IN BRIEF • North Korea • ISSUE 49•15 • Apr 9, 2013
PYONGYANG—Amidst escalating tensions between North Korea and the global community, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un expressed concern Tuesday that his ongoing threats of inciting a nuclear war are distracting him from the more fundamental goal of starving his citizens. “I know it’s important to focus on making bold and increasingly outlandish threats involving nuclear weapons, but at the same time, I’ve got millions of people out there who need to be starved, and isn’t that ultimately priority number one?” the North Korean dictator wondered aloud, adding that his obsession with eradicating the West in a hail of nuclear rockets may have caused him to “lose sight” of his main responsibility of allowing the nearly 25 million men, women, and children under his watch to starve to death. “Here I am working around the clock to expand our nuclear program so that our foes might feel the bitter sting of their arrogance, and, meanwhile, we haven’t had a proper famine in nearly 15 years. I think we can ultimately accomplish both goals, of course, but I just don’t want to take my foot off the pedal when it comes to nationwide malnutrition and hunger, because that’s our real bread and butter around here.” Kim added he was happy, however, with the job he’s done juggling insane, warmongering rhetoric with gross human rights abuses. http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-wonders-if-nuclear-threats-distracting,31998/

No. 31547 ID: 07ad6c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  I haven't felt this since Ted the Caver.
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>> No. 31583 ID: 29bdea
  Miracle Man come home
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I found it entertaining, and am glad OP posted.

I hate to resort to a "u mad" level of bullshit, but drama over this is getting rather silly.
>> No. 31598 ID: 294081
  Hey doomguy, did you hear that Don't Hug Me I'm Scared got crowdfunding for four more episodes?
>> No. 31600 ID: 5da4bb
Man, those were all really underwhelming.

Knowing what the gimmick is before watching the first one, it's just loud and annoying.

The second one would have been a lot better if they hadn't held back from exploring the human perception of time, but they only scratched the surface and it was weak.

The third one was the typical "organized religion is bad!!!" stuff that we've all heard a trillion times in every form of media imaginable, and it brought absolutely nothing new to the table.

It's really a shame, because I quite like the production, but the writing is just subpar. I guess I would think it's "deep" if I were 14, or an idiot or something.
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Only watched the third one, but I didn't really see it as attacking religion so much as pointing out certain kinds of bullshit that have a tendency to pop up in religion, but are not necessarily confined to religion.

Things like
-The idea of a soul mate
-I'm not sure what correct term for it is (pattern of abuse?) but the overall process of:
1. An abuser finding someone vulnerable and hooks in the vulnerable person by filling that need.
2. The abuser then uses what they provide as leverage to assert an increasing amount of control on the thought and actions of the vulnerable person
3. The abuser slowly withholds what they originally provided to the vulnerable person, while inflicting outrageous abuse for minor offenses.

They do seem to rely really heavily on the whole uncanny valley thing.

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  The cutest christmas song you will ever hear.
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>> No. 31534 ID: 44668e
  I am Santa Claus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 31531 ID: 903b0b hide watch quickreply [Reply]
  Have some real animation.

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