Post some 3D stuff. Preferably not just a bunch of AAA title crap that you can pay to go see in a theater.
It can be other people's works, your own, old, new, serious, or silly. Feel free to post informational stuff. If it's vidya, then you know where to post it.
Just keep it 3DCG stuff. I had to remake this thread because I posted the wrong vid.
this is what you wanted right?
Understand the depths of hell
Johnny Express® -Official FULL[HD]
Published on May 8, 2014 http://youtu.be/cSGZyRBpMBE
There are all sorts of Aliens living throughout space.
Johnny is a Space Delivery Man who travels to different planets to deliver packages.
Johnny is lazy and his only desire is to sleep in his autopilot spaceship.
when the spaceship arrives at the destination, all he has to do is simply deliver the box.
However, it never goes as planned. Johnny encounters strange and bizarre planets and always seems to cause trouble on his delivery route.
Will he be able to finish his mission without trouble?
[sage]They're supposed to be niggers, duh!![/sage]
IIRC, in the full video they basically pull select quotations from some holy book or other to justify being assholes and murdering people's kids.
Maybe it's performance art, I don't know. Some serious Poe's Law shit here.
Calling Asian people Moabites??
The Moabite people were located in the area of Jordan east of the Dead Sea. According to the Bible, the Moabites opposed the Israelite invasion of Canaan, as did the Ammonites. As a consequence, they were excluded from the congregation for ten generations.
I would have loved it if some Christian or Mormon would have accused these clowns as being cursed descendants of banished Cain (but all such descendants probably would have died in the great flood described in the Bible that only Noah and his family escaped, if you believe in that kind of stuff). Or pointing out the laughable irony of black Africans calling Asians in America slaves.
Just shows how stupid people use religion to be vicious and exclusive with other groups.
Here's a suggested map illustrating the geopolitics of the region of Israel and Judah around 830 BC. Moab is shown in purple, between Arnon and Zered rivers. The Kingdoms around Israel and Judah are colored:
Aram Damascus - Aquamarine
Amon - Orange
Moab - Purple
Edom - Yellow
Philistia - Red
I have to do this because this is not me speaking. This is the people who want to tell the world what they want to say. North Korea is an unimaginable country. There is only one channel on TV. There is only one Internet. We aren't afraid to sing, say, wear, or think what we want. North Korea is the only country in the world that executes people for making unauthorized international phone calls. North Koreans are being terrorized today. When I was growing up in North Korea, I never saw anything about love stories between men and women. No books, no songs, no press. No movies about love stories.
There is no Romeo and Juliet. Every story was propaganda to brainwash us about the Kim dictators. I was born in 1993 and I was abducted at birth, even before I knew the words freedom or human rights. North Korea is so desperately seeking and dying for freedom at this moment. When I was nine years old, I saw my friend's mother publicly executed. Her crime: watching a Hollywood movie. Expressing doubt about the cruelness of the regime can get three generations of a family imprisoned or executed. When I was four years old, I was warned by my mother not to even whisper.
The birds and mice couldn't hear me. I admit it. I thought the North Korean dictator could read my mind. My father died in China after we escaped North Korea and I had to bury him at 3:00 a.m. in secret. I was 14 years old. I couldn't even cry. I was afraid to be sent back to North Korea. The day I escaped North Korea, I saw my mother raped. The rapist was a Chinese broker. He targeted me. I was 13 years old. There is a saying in North Korea, "when men are weak, our mothers are strong." My mother allowed herself to be raped in order to protect me. North Korean refugees, about three hundred thousand are vulnerable in China. 70% of North Korean women and teenage girls are being victimized, sometimes sold for as little as 200 dollars.
We walked across the Gobi desert following a compass. When this stopped working, we followed the stars to freedom. I felt only the stars would lead us. Mongolia was our freedom moment. Death or dignity. And with the knives, we were prepared to kill ourselves if we were going to be sent back to North Korea. We wanted to live as humans. People often ask me, "how can you help North Koreans?" There are many ways but I would like to mention three for now. One, educate yourself so that you can raise awareness about human crisis in North Korea. Two, help and support North Korean refugees who are trying to escape to freedom. Three, petition China's on repatriation. We have to shine a light on the darkest place in the world.
It isn't just North Korean human rights, it's our rights that North Korean dictators have violated for seven decades. We need
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Surprising how many people didn't know that there was a new Jurassic Park movie in the works. It is a sequel, not a remake or reboot. Details came out awhile back that after all the shit that happened in the JP universe, someone managed to actually open a dino park (in universe) in 2005. And it's been so popular and open for so long that they're attempting to draw in more numbers because it's becoming like Sea World just with dinosaurs or something.
Trailer leaves me... I dunno. I saw the original Jurassic Park in theaters when I think I was 8-years-old so the franchise is rather imprinted on me, but... It just feels so fucking rehashed. They create a "hybrid" dinosaur that's the ultimate badass dinosaur that we haven't seen before and it escapes and... somehow... that threatens the whole park? And after we've had a T-Rex rampaging through America in JPII and two failed attempts at making a park plus JPIII which I'd rather forget - it just seems rather ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still want to see it, but my hope are very, very low that this will be a decent JP movie.
> Hollywood went with the naked Raptors because they're lazy and can't think of anything original.
Also I may be wrong, but didnt we learn that raptors and some other dinos had feathers after the first movies came out?
I don't know... I think feathers make shit scarier.
>The 'naked' raptor just looks a lot cooler
Incorrect; feather dissipate heat much more efficiently.
I've seen enough creature features to know that there's a very fine line between "scary monster" and "comical scary monster". Attaching bright feathers all over the scary monster is a great way to go several miles past that line, even if the film is directed properly. Brightly-colored things are just not taken seriously, and the last thing you want is a villainous monster that's hard to take seriously.
Because the idea behind making feathered pack hunters seem dangerous is to make them brightly-colored? How weird, I thought sharp teeth/claws and a voracious appetite, and overwhelming numbers was what achieved that.
Informative video shorts?
AFN Commercial - Hercules Power of Attorney http://youtu.be/mghxZzWVO7A
Brilliant how AFN used scenes from Hercules Unchained (1959) to instruct people on the dangers of granting others a general power of attorney. If Herc only wanted Eteocles to sell his golden fleece, he should have given him a special power of attorney, limited to selling the golden fleece only and what to do with the proceeds. But with a general power of attorney, Eteocles legally sold everything Hercules had and used the money to buy himself a swell chariot. By the gods, these are nefarious times we live in!
MST3K - Hercules Unchained http://youtu.be/XEQDCWdXZJ4
The musclebound Greek hero, Hercules (Steve Reeves), must summon all his strength to save both the city of Thebes and himself from the lusty queen of Lydia, who finds herself very attracted to his male pulchritude.
MST3K - Keeping Clean and Neat
One of several MST3K shorts concerning grooming and hygiene
bat...... you derailed your own thread
i would also like to point out the guy who uploaded the general power of attorney vid has a major Ernest obsession.
When... DON'T I derail my own threads?
If I just derailed other people's threads with irrelevant, tangential material then that would not be fair.
Loveline - Public service announcements
Adam and Drew review some of the lame PSAs that the station plays during commercials.
So this popped up on netflix and my GF and I were bored so we started watching it.
Its a teen drama so if you ignore that shit its actually a pretty good show.
Im a few episodes in and its getting very fallouty.
Basically a group of 100 pre 18s are sent to earth to see if its habitable. Earth was nearly destroyed by atomic war, and the survivors did so on a space station.
So far we have space people, "grounders", and "mountain men"
I remember seeing a review for this show when it came out on CW11 or something. basically said "The 100 is everything wrong with Scifi today"
kind of killed any interest in watching it
Its got its issues and is pretty bad at parts. But its bearable if you can bear other CW shows. Its basically "CW does Fallout"
Browsing through the variety of old "military quotes" pics, I came across one that depicted a shot-up car, with the quote, "a car door is not cover; concrete is cover."
I was hoping someone had a better resolution of the scene(s) depicting the two terrorists meeting their end at the hand of "God" from this clip from "Navy SEALS," with the quote, "concrete is not cover."
Can anyone help?
Like, widescreen or something, since the series of military quote pics that were shared here, were a uniform height (short) & width (long).
More clips from "Navy SEALS" because Charlie Sheen is still cool.
If they're all using MP5SD3s, then why do they all sound different..?
Is this the raid were they were too embarrassed to say they ran out of ammo, so they called in an evac saying they had like 8 wounded?
Wow, the lighting in this is fucking awful for a movie.