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>there's a Glock 40 part

As somebody with distant Norwegian heritage, I'll point out that vikings were basically just the Somali pirates of their day and got fucked up repeatedly whenever they went up against a actual army.

  >>34326

>>34307
>implying he still has a functional dick

>>34308
MS is nerve disorder, it wouldn't affect his cock, would it? Worst case he pops some viagra.

The dick is a sack using the blood as hydraulic fluid, might even make him last longer without spooging.

>>34307
To give Clio herself the benefit of the doubt, I think she hangs out here because we are somewhat more mature (and sexy) and intelligent (and sexy) then the average gun board or right wing board. Lets face it, we do swing more to the right, even more "liberal" members of our community would probably be considered right wing.

However when it comes to politics and to guns we aren't zealots, we don't usually think any opinion other then our own is heresy. We are willing to here other opinions usually, hell we've even had the occasional anti-gunner here in the past that wasn't run out of town just for being an anti-gunner. Run out for being an idiot as being anti-gun tends to rely on moronic talking points and "muh emotions" plus an unhealthy amount of smug.

Clio can usually debate us without someone sticking their fingers in their ears and going "la la la". We're a pretty chill bunch that way.

Also we're all sexy as fuck, if a liberal lady ain't exploring her nether regions when she's here she's either lying or dying. Hard to be turned on in any liberal place when the men are probably sexier and more feminine then the women.

And they wonder why we want the wall.

Why the fuck did she sound asian? "ooh rook, he wanta builda a warr!" Also, what the fuck was with her constant angling? Is she just mental disabled and can't stop fidgeting or did she just feel like her Instagram Photography major was going to waste?

>>34311
I've been described as a paradox. I look like a redneck and love redneck stuff, support the 2A and I'm pretty conservative in aspects of business, military/security, and small government. But then I have a very strong hippie side and hold some liberal views.

I guess that's why this little trailer park refuge is accepted into hippie circles even though I'm openly happy about Trump getting elected because "is gonna be a fun 4 years and I can take my time with my AR build."

>>34321
I think I'm more or less the same. Hell I could have probably been described as a redneck hippie goth back in high school. I pretty much exclusively wore black (that hasn't changed) anytime I'm not wearing military camo (also hasn't changed) with a long pony tail and one of those shitty hipster chin strips (thankfully those have both changed considerably). I was all for the military but bitched about the government, was for the wars in Iraqistan and Afghanistan but supported people who weren't for them, and was even then okay with legal marijuana even though I've only ever smoked one joint.

Still fairly paradoxical in some ways though I prefer to think of myself as a kinda libertarian without being a cunt. I'm for letting people do what they want so long as they don't cause harm and do contribute back some to society, if you live in society you have some responsibility even if its just paying a reasonable tax on your paycheck (even if I don't like it but I like paved roads and street lamps more).

I wouldn't say I'm happy about Trump getting elected but I am certainly happy Hillary didn't. I think Trump can do some good but can also do some bad, I don't think he's an idiot but I do think he does some stupid shit. I do support gay rights and immigration reform and I think Trump might not be the best for those.

However I also do support building a wall and clamping Mexico's nuts for them to pay for it, Mexico doesn't do enough to stop their citizens from illegally entering our country and actively encourages it thanks to the money they send back. I think we should be helping the Syriastan refugees but am more then fine with a freeze while we get shit sorted out, I don't want the US to end up like Europe with rape gangs and the like. If the durkas really want to come here then they should be able to handle waiting a bit while we background check their asses.

I'm all over the fucking map, neither party wants to party with my sorry ass.

  >>34281

  You are middle-aged, male, Caucasian and Christian. You are educated, skillful person, you were born in Donbass and you will remain here. Your government calls you a terrorist, but you never performed any terrorist activity. You are here to protect your people. You uphold the ceasefire and only respond to artillery attacks from government positions. You wish to return your country that was stolen from you by western-supported coup. OSCE and other international organizations do not support you and do everything to ignore and discredit your cause. But you will win, because this is how it goes always.

If you want to show how your government treats you, you take a cameraman and go to one of the neighbourhoods that was bombarded recently. Destroyed homes, destroyed lives, but all victims are already in hospital and the rubble is cleaned a bit, since the local government upholds the order.

  You are middle-aged, male, arabic and muslim. You are illiterate, lost person, most likely aren't from Aleppo, because most of the city people have fled, or were killed, or fight for government. Your government calls you a terrorist, because you associate yourself with radical Islamic groups. You here to allah akbar. You don't give a fuck about ceasefire, about coalitions, about government, about civilians, you kill infidels, and allah akbar. At best, you can hope to throw down the government, and kill as much infidels as you can, and acquire their possessions. NATO, UN and other international organizations support you and do everything to justify your cause, but you don't know or care about them, for they all are infidels. You are going to lose, but you don't care, you allah akbar onward.

If you want to show how your government bombs you, you grab one of the civilians(who are in fact your hostages), mutilate him and throw him into the dust and tell to the cameras that he is the victim of the bomb attack. There are no functional hospitals on your territory, because all of them are stripped down to bare walls, so there's nowhere to take him. There is bare minimum of medicines and provision for civilians since they are captured by your fellow militants. Nobody takes his time to uphold any order, including sharia laws, since the commanders are incompetent and all but human resources are scarce.