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>>33878
Hey don't act like you wouldn't fuck a cave bitch. Its the ultimate fuck. You'd be doing some historical shit. You'd be the first to do anal, the first to do some ass to mouth, the first to tell your women to shave before you go down on her, the first to go down on her, the first to do cow girl, and the first to break some poor bastards heart.
Everything you do you can pass it off on your own, changing the course of human development and knowing that you did it first. In the butt.
Plus considering the average size of ape dingles, even an average dude would feel like a goddamn horse compared to all the inferior cave dongs and would both frighten and arouse the cave woman with your superior shaft of future wang. They would tremble in terror and lust, falling before you like children before Anders Brehvik, unable to resist your mighty meat and your revolutionary come-on lines they never heard before.
You would be a towering inferno, a stiff idol which the women worship without hesitation. A hairless (mostly hairless) god that is superior in every way to the poor beta cave men.
Plus in the modern day you can say truthfully that you fucked everyones great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatx50 great grandmother.
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