>>114331
As far as I'm considered I'm already living on borrowed time but that laby is stupid as fuck

>>114332
Wait, are you saying Obungercare actually helped you?

No, you lie, YOU LIE, its impossible for Obamacare to help anyone. It was only bad, would only kill people, make hospitals ration healthcare and keep poor people alive........I mean not give the wealthily challenged the proper health care.

Clearly Vyrukas has already died from a untreated splinter and you are the Obama agent who has replaced him to extol about the virtues of Obamacare.

I'm onto you sucka. Where are you hiding the FEMA coffins? WHERE? WHERE ARE THEY?

>>114333
>implying I can even afford to pay the penalties

  http://wric.com/2016/11/23/richmond-roommates-shopping-for-cheese-bewildered-after-store-employees-hide-call-the-police/
>Berry and his roomate told 8News they walked into the CVS in Carytown and asked an employee if they sold sliced cheese. The worker kindly replied that they did not.

>A few minutes later, the employee — all of the store employees, in fact — were nowhere to be found. Berry and his roommate, Philip Blackwell, said they were in the store with another customer for more than 30 minutes alone before an officer with the Richmond Police Department showed up.

>“We looked around for probably 30, 45 minutes and we couldn’t find anybody,” Blackwell said.

>As for the third customer who was as confused as the two roommates, Berry said, “he was in the store before we were actually. He had a bad tooth, all he wanted was some Orajel. That’s all he needed.”

>“We were walking around trying to find an employee, and the cop himself ended up opening up the emergency door, which set the alarm off,” Berry explained. “A couple of minutes later, he got the call from the alarm company asking what was going on.”

>So the officer joined in on the search for the missing employees. Berry recorded a video on his Snapchat account of what happened next.

>“He was laughing with us because, like, this is how weird, apocalyptic movies start,” Berry said.

http://www.rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/11/24/1569894.html
>Second Russian this week bets they won't be killed, looses

>In Berezovsky man died, to argue with the boon companion, that he will not be able to kill him. Earlier, a similar incident occurred with a woman on Sakhalin.

>According to the RF IC, on Tuesday night in the private room of the house on Karl Marx Street, two men were drinking alcohol. Between drinking companions there was a dispute about "whether to deprive a person of life poorly." As a result, 42-year-old previously convicted man, to confirm that "not weak", struck his 43-year-old companion several wounds with a kitchen knife, causing the victim died on the spot. Killer arrested.

>Recall that a few days ago in the Sakhalin area woman just lost the debate about its own violent death. The Okha company of five people - the landlord, his friend and three women were drinking alcohol. The owner showed the guests a traumatic gun, and they started shooting in the apartment walls. Later, guests and a 54-year-old woman had an argument on the 3 thousand. Rubles, can one of these weapons to kill a man. The man walked over to the argumentative and shot her in the head. She died on the spot. After that, the murdered corpse carried to the balcony, and thrown into the street. On suspicion of a crime is detained already tried for the murder of 32-year-old local resident.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/12/01/florida-man-dies-hitting-turtle-motorized-bike/

The turtle lived.

>>114402
Can confirm that it's a common hazard.

I've almost crashed quite a few times because of turtles.

Raccoon got me sick air.

In terms of fauna, it's dogs and durr which cause me the greatest concern, because they're the ones dumb enough to actually sprint toward the quarter-tonne fast-moving two-wheeled object, possess sufficient mass to pose a serious threat, and are actually quick enough to possibly intercept it "successfully".

Cats are smart enough to fuck off, turtles / tortoises are basically just FOD, and ni- er, raccoons and opossums are encountered relatively rarely as they generally try to spend as little time in the open as possible.

TL;DR Florida Man would likely have been just fine if only he'd been paying any fucking attention to the road.

THATCHER — A man causing a ruckus, entering the yards of homes without permission, found himself cited for possession of drug paraphernalia, despite efforts by the police to get him home safely. At about 9 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 20, a Thatcher Police officer responded to an incident along North Reay Lane. There he found 51-year-old Danny Ray Hardesty yelling and walking through yards without permission.

The responding officer said there was a strong smell of alcohol coming from Hardesty and, when questioned if he was OK or if he had anything illegal on him, Hardesty reportedly said he was “all right.” He then reportedly took a bag of marijuana from his pocket and gave it to the officer.

The officer asked if Hardesty had a medical marijuana card and Hardesty said no, adding, “I am disabled” in slurred words.

Hardesty also reportedly said he had grown the marijuana with his “two hands,” adding, “I can do anything I want; I live in Arizona” and the officer was violating his “state of sobriety.” Hardesty was cited for possession of drug paraphernalia. The responding officer recovered .6 oz of marijuana.

http://www.eacourier.com/news/thatcher-man-cited-for-possession-of-drug-paraphernalia/article_e04ab916-bc15-11e6-98f8-bbcb5e8a27e8.html Dude tell his story in the comments. only in small towns...

dude get's around: http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/blogs/arizonas-marijuana-worshipping-church-of-cognizance-seeks-a-legal-spiritual-high-6501014

... friends with his mom

http://rare.us/story/florida-corrections-officer-accused-of-having-sex-with-an-inmate-was-friends-with-his-mom/

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/927003b65905416c966ece1e475ab884/police-man-assaulted-wife-after-dream-she-was-cheating
>EYNON, Pa. (AP) — Police say a Pennsylvania man tried to strangle his wife after he woke up from a dream in which she was cheating on him.

>Archibald police say 49-year-old Conrad Rudalavage had been drinking before he fell asleep, then woke up Saturday convinced that his wife was unfaithful.

>Police say he attacked, choked and threatened to kill her until his teenage daughter intervened and tried to call 911. Police say he then attacked the daughter.

>Police say the girl was able to escape and run to neighbors for help. The neighbor helped pull Rudalavage off his wife, who was treated for bruises and other injuries to her face, head and neck.

>Rudalavage remained jailed on attempted homicide and other charges Thursday. His attorney didn't immediately return a call.

>>114800
That's like my mango books.

>fake news

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2017/01/18/attorney-iowan-accused-voting-twice-not-competent-trial/96726074/

A Des Moines woman facing a felony charge for allegedly voting twice in the 2016 general election has "significant mental deficits" and might not be competent to stand trial, her defense attorney wrote in a new filing.

Terri Lynn Rote, a registered Republican, was booked into jail Oct. 28 on a charge of first-degree election misconduct after investigators found that she cast an early ballot at the Polk County Election Office and then again at a satellite voting location, according to a police report.

Rote, 56, is currently scheduled to go to trial in February. But her court-appointed attorney, Jane White, filed a motion Tuesday asking a judge to order an evaluation to determine whether Rote is competent to stand trial.

White wrote that Rote is unable to stay focused for long periods and has other "cognitive limitations." Under Iowa law, a defendant must appreciate the nature of the charge, understand the court proceedings and be able to help prepare a defense for a case to move forward to trial, she wrote.

"It is unlikely that Defendant can assist in her defense or participate in the trial process," White wrote. "It is unknown if the Defendant has been diagnosed previously with a mental health disorder, but her interactions with counsel indicate to counsel that this may be the case."

A judge had not ruled on the motion as of Wednesday evening. But the proceedings would be put on hold if a judge does rule that an evaluation is necessary.

Rote admitted voting twice during an interview with Iowa Public Radio after her arrest. She feared that her first ballot for President-elect Donald Trump would be changed to a vote for Hillary Clinton.

"The polls are rigged," she told an IPR journalist.

Rote could face up to five years in prison if convicted.

Falcons loss is the biggest upset in Super Bowl history.

PATRIOTS 34 - 28 FALCONS
TRUMP 304 - 227 HILLARY

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/falcons/2017/02/04/arthur-blank-molly-mother-atlanta-super-bowl-2017/97497538/
HOUSTON – If Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank gets to break out his viral dance moves one more time after Super Bowl LI on Sunday, he hopes his late mother is watching somewhere.

“She was a great dancer,” Arthur Blank told USA TODAY Sports on Friday. “The only thing I’m sad about Sunday is that she’s not going to be here with us. But I believe in my heart that she’s floating around up there someplace and looking down and clapping her hands and proud of her son and proud of our franchise.”

“He’s fiery and competitive in so many cool ways,” Falcons general manager Thomas Dimitroff said. “I remember years and years ago when we would have some tough times and we would be talking at midnight or 1 in the morning about it postgame. He said, ‘This is why I have you here, so that we can vent on the same level as far as what our frustrations and agitations are about making sure that we can create the best team we can.’”

Said Blank: “That’s just kind of the way I’m wired. I don’t like to lose. And we didn’t come here to Houston to lose.”

He admits getting nerves for games, but he tries to control them – “partly because I think if not, you would go insane,” Blank said. He says he also wants to set the right example for his six children, his wife’s three and five grandchildren who are here this week.

He speaks of the Falcons’ soon-to-be-completed new home, the $1.5 billion Mercedes-Benz Stadium, as an “iconic” venue that has become more unique as construction has unfolded. “I’m not a good person at saying no to good ideas and keep getting good ideas and keep saying yes to them,” Blank said.

He’s careful to say he doesn’t want to make a statement about one political party or president, but Blank makes his point clear when asked about protests that could occur outside NRG Stadium on Sunday – speaking among other things about a nation that “became great by the diversity that represents the history of this country and everybody coming from all over the world to fulfill their visions and their dreams” and needs to create more opportunities for the middle class.

“I care deeply about those values,” said Blank, who is Jewish. “It’s what drives all our foundation work and all of our businesses. So, I want to continue to support people who look for answers that are embracing and are inclusive, and not building either physical walls or emotional walls or walls of language. That’s not what’s made our country great.”

Those values surely were influenced by his parents as well, and in particular his mother, who was “a great folk dancer, classical dancer, pop dancer,” Blank said. “All of the women in my family are great dancers – my daughters, wife.”

Blank’s dance moves are … well, unorthodox. But he hasn’t been shy about showing them off, whether it was doing Cam Newton’s “dab” after the Falcons upset the Carolina Panthers late last season or getting down with receiver Mohamed Sanu on stage after the NFC Championship Game victory over the Green Bay Packers a couple weeks ago.

As long as the Falcons win, it seems, the spirit moves him.

“That’s just a dance of joy and emotion,” Blank said. “There’s not a lot of structure to it, but there is a lot of joy to it.”

8 years in prison

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/02/11/republican-green-card-holder-who-voted-illegally-in-texas-gets-8-years-in-prison/

>1 racist shot in hoboken

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kkk-grand-wizard-dead-shot-frank-ancona-death-murder-killing-a7578426.html

>Frank Ancona, the so-called “Imperial Wizard” of a Missouri faction of the Ku Klux Klan has been was found shot dead from a single gunshot wound to the head. His wife and stepson have been charged with murder.

>Mr Ancona, 51, was reported missing on Friday, at which point a Federal Forest Service employee located his vehicle, but his body was not found until the following day, according to the Park Hills Daily Journal.

>Washington County Sheriff Zach Jacobsen said officials first learned of Mr Ancona’s disappearance from a Facebook post, which prompted authorities to launch a search. A family on a fishing outing ultimately discovered Mr Ancona’s body on a riverbank in Belgrade, Missouri.

>>115433
>Ancona
Italians are white now? Jesus, the KKK have lost their way.

>>115433
Whoa hold on, just because he's a member of the KKK doesn't mean he's racist!

>>115446
Surprising nobody, racists are stupid.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/20/royal-navy-bans-sailors-from-having-porn-on-ships-6461380/

Royal Navy sailors will no longer be able to watch pornography, even downloaded from the internet, or have explicit images by their beds.

The regulations have apparently been in place since before 2013 but are now being fully applied.

They were reportedly brought in after female naval servicemen said that pornography on naval vessels left them feeling intimidated.

The increased enforcement follows a review into the accessibility of ‘sexually explicit magazines and pornographic films’ on board.

Reportedly bosses are concerned that some of our 29,000 sailors are picking up pornography online or in South America and the Caribbean.

>>115568
They are just trying to preserve the proud and honorable traditions of the Navy, such as homosexuality.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-florida-man-hacking-charityjihadist-20170223-story.html
>An Ocoee man pleaded guilty Thursday to hacking the Clinton Foundation in a conspiracy theory that the organization might be funding jihadist groups.

>Timothy Sedlak, 43, is facing up to five years in federal prison on computer hacking charges.

Prosecutors say Sedlak attempted to access the computers at the organization by trying hundreds of thousands of times to log into employees’ email accounts in 2015, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.

>An official with the Department of Justice in New York, where Sedlak was prosecuted, refused to release the name of the charity organization, citing doing so would go against their normal practice.

>The charity was revealed in court documents online that Reuters obtained, which were later redacted by prosecutors and put back online.

>While searching his computers, federal prosecutors found more than 400 images of child pornography, some of which were produced in his Ocoee home, court documents show.

>He was charged possession and production of child pornography and was recently sentenced to 42 years in prison, Reuters reports.

>Sedlak is scheduled to be sentenced in the computer hacking case in June.

http://wsvn.com/news/politics/rubio-evicted-from-tampa-office-because-of-protesters/
>U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio is looking for a new office location in Tampa after the owner of his previous space decided not to renew his lease because of constant disruptions from protesters.

>The Tampa Bay Times reports that the owner of the nine-story Bridgeport Center notified Rubio’s staff Feb. 1 that it would not renew its lease. They have to be out by Friday.

>Jude Williams, president of America’s Capital Partners, says rallies outside the building have become too disruptive to the other tenants and a costly expense for the company.

>Rubio’s annual lease expired in December. He had been renting month-to-month since then, and negotiations for a new agreement fell apart.

>>115620
>in a conspiracy theory that the organization might be funding jihadist groups.
What a fucking laugh, it's confirmed that the Clinton Foundation defended the name of Boko Haram from being identified as a terrorist organization in Washington, while having hefty investments in BH's playground. It makes you wonder how it must feel to be a journalist these days: helping more character assassinations than solving or reporting flagrant crimes.

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http://www.cp24.com/news/store-not-pressing-charges-after-shoplifter-breaks-arms-legs-while-fleeing-scene-1.3317466

>Police say a man who shoplifted from a convenience store in the downtown core broke his arms and legs after he fell 30 feet while attempting to flee from store staff.

>According to investigators, shortly before 10 p.m. Wednesday, a man stole lottery tickets from Rabba near Blue Jays Way and Front Street. When the store employees noticed the theft, police say they gave chase.

>While attempting to flee, the suspect tried to jump over the railing of a pedestrian bridge near the Rogers Centre but misjudged the height of the bridge and fell 30 feet.

>The man, who is believed to be in his late 20s, was taken to hospital with broken arms and legs but is expected to survive.

>When employees learned about the suspect's injuries, they decided not to press charges, police added.

https://archive.is/eb9xQ
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39120836
Montreal police are cracking down on combat sports like Brazilian jiu-jitsu and kickboxing, despite organizers insisting the sports are legal.

The Canadian Brazilian jiu-jitsu championship was postponed Sunday after Montreal police threatened to arrest participants. Police say the event violates a section of Canadian law that forbids sports containing strikes and kicks. The Canada Pro Jiu-Jitsu Championships was organised by the UAE Jiu-Jitsu Federation and the International Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Federation, and was supposed to feature more than 200 competitors from around the world. Organisers say police contacted them Friday to convey that event was illegal, and that any participant could be arrested. They've rescheduled the event for 5 March, at another, undisclosed, venue.

The championship has been held in Montreal for nine years, said Guy Mondreuil, who runs a Brazilian jiu-jitsu studio in Quebec City. This is the first time he has heard of police cracking down on a Brazilian jiu-jitsu event. "I don't know what's going on," Mr Mondreuil told the BBC. "It's not a good thing." Montreal police also cancelled a separate kickboxing event scheduled for the same day.

Organisers of the Canadian championship say Brazilian jiu-jitsu does not involve strikes with the hand, fists or feet, which are illegal in Canada. A spokesperson from Montreal's police force, Service de Police de la Ville de Montreal (SPVM) told the BBC that police received a complaint about both events, and were legally required to shut them down. According to section 83 of the Criminal Code of Canada, sports that contain "an encounter or fight with fists, hands or feet" are illegal, unless they are part of the International Olympic Committee programme. Neither kickboxing nor Brazilian jiu-jitsu are part of the Olympics.

But Albertho Mercedat, an organiser of the kickboxing event, says kickboxing is legal in Quebec, and the police have it wrong. "The SPVM continues to claim arbitrarily that kick-boxing is an illegal combat sport on its territory," , he wrote on Facebook, He said the event will be rescheduled for later in July, an that he is "convinced that the SPVM will positively change its position soon." The law banning combat sports outside the IOC was updated in 2013 to also allow provinces to regulate sports themselves, which paved the way for amateur mixed-martial arts (MMA) tournaments and Ultimate Fighting Championship events, ncluding in Quebec.

Organisers of the Canadian Brazilian jiu-jitsu championship say Brazilian jiu-jitsu should not be affected by section 83 at all, because it does not feature strikes by hands, fist, or feet. Instead, Brazilian jiu-jitsu focuses on grappling and ground fighting, where practitioners try and place their opponents in choke or joint holds. They say police may be confusing their sport with the Japanese form of jiu-jitsu, which does include strikes.

Also, United CEO is a moron, worsens PR situation significantly
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/04/11/united-ceo-employees-followed-procedures-flier-belligerent/100317166/

>"When you go onto a United flight, you shouldn’t have to be concerned there will be blood or you will get slammed in the face," Schiffer said. "I think you will see an effect on sales from those who are disgusted by the gruesome action. And it’s catastrophic for a brand’s trust."

>>116266
Good news is he'll also be able to sue a bunch of media outlets for libel after they incorrectly identified him as another doctor who'd had his medical license suspended.
http://claireconnelly.com.au/hello-humans/united-will-rough-you-up-before-it-pays-for-its-mistakes/

Also another guy got kicked off a flight and threatened with arrest after he had already been seated and served a drink.
http://www.latimes.com/business/lazarus/la-fi-lazarus-united-low-priority-passenger-20170412-story.html
>Fearns needed to return early so he paid about $1,000 for a full-fare, first-class ticket to Los Angeles. He boarded the aircraft at Lihue Airport on the island of Kauai, took his seat and enjoyed a complimentary glass of orange juice while awaiting takeoff.

>Then, as Fearns tells it, a United employee rushed onto the aircraft and informed him that he had to get off the plane.

>“I asked why,” he told me. “They said the flight was overfull.”

>Fearns, like the doctor at the center of that viral video from Sunday night, held his ground. He was already on the plane, already seated. He shouldn’t have to disembark.

>“That’s when they told me they needed the seat for somebody more important who came at the last minute,” Fearns said. “They said they have a priority list and this other person was higher on the list than me.”

>“I understand you might bump people because a flight is full,” Fearns said. “But they didn’t say anything at the gate. I was already in the seat. And now they were telling me I had no choice. They said they’d put me in cuffs if they had to.”

https://archive.fo/UCFuA
http://mississippiherald.com/jackson-husband-wife-shocked-dna-test-reveals-biological-twins/

A doctor at a fertility clinic in the Mississippi capital of Jackson has made a startling revelation concerning a couple who sought treatment at the center. The married pair, who cannot be named to due to patient confidentiality restrictions, had been struggling to conceive and came to the clinic to take part in the IVF program.
“During the in vitro fertilization process, we take a DNA sample from both the male and female to get a profile of their genetic backgrounds,” the doctor involved told Mississippi Herald, whose name must also be suppressed to protect the identities of the patients.

“It’s just a routine thing, and we wouldn’t normally check to see if there was a relationship between the two samples, but in this case the lab assistant involved was shocked by the similarity of each profile.” The lab assistant summoned the doctor, who knew almost instantly that the patients must have been related. “My first reaction was that they must have been less-closely related; perhaps they were first cousins, which does happen sometimes. However, looking closer at the samples, I noticed there were way too many similarities.” The doctor consulted the patient’s files, and noted with shock that both had the exact same birth dates listed in 1984. “With this in mind, I was convinced that both patients were fraternal twins.”

The doctor now had a dilemma on his hands: did the married couple already know that they were twins, and had yet still married and now hoped to conceive a child together? Or were they blissfully unaware of the situation. “It was a titillating subject to raise, but I had to discuss it with them,” said the doctor with flushed cheeks and visible perspiration. During their next appointment at the clinic, the doctor did his best to break the news gently. “They burst out laughing when I asked them if they knew they were twins,” he said. “The husband said that a lot of people remarked on the fact that they shared the same birthdays, and looked similar to each other, but he said it was just a funny coincidence and that the couple were definitely not related. The poor man had no idea.”

After the doctor insisted that the DNA evidence proved the pair were twins, the couple started to take him more seriously. “The wife kept pleading with me to admit I was joking, and I wish that I was, but they had to know the truth,” said the doctor. Once the news had sunk in, the doctor tried to establish how the twin brother and sister had unknowingly wed each other. “From what we were able to piece together, the biological parents of the couple had died in a car crash when the couple were infants, and they had no close family willing to adopt them. They’d been taken into state care, and were adopted out to separate families. Due to a filing error, neither foster family had ever been told that their adopted child had a twin.”

The doctor explained that the couple had met during college, and a relationship between the pair soon flourished. “They were attracted to each other due to their similarities,” said the doctor. “The fact that they’d both been adopted, after their parents had died, meant they’d both experienced a similar childhood, and they felt they could really connect with each other. If only they had known the truth, it could have saved them so much pain later on.” For now, the couple are reported to be considering the future of their relationship. “I really hope they can work something out,” said the doctor. “For me, it’s a particularly unusual case because my job is all about helping couples conceive a child. This is the first time my career has been like my japanese animes.”

From a legal standpoint, marriage between siblings in Mississippi is prohibited and subject to a prison term of up to 10 years. However, the maximum fine is only $500, which critics have claimed encourages marriage between siblings or close relatives. In this case, however, it is believed the couple involved will not face charges due to the unique circumstances of their case.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2017/04/hoboken_man_charged_with_urinating_on_police_offic.html

JERSEY CITY -- A 40-year-old Hoboken man with a history of using urine as a weapon has been charged with urinating on a Hoboken police officer at police headquarters Wednesday.

Kenny B. Roberts, of the 300 block of Bloomfield Avenue, is charged with throwing bodily fluids at a police officer and hindering apprehension, the criminal complaint says. In October 2015 he was charged with a similar offense after he was picked up on a drug charge.

>>116337
>doctor jumps to ridiculous conclusion because he lab report is infallible.

drunk/stoned tech fucked up & contaminated the samples is the story in 99% of these cases. tech never wants to admit they fucked up cause they afraid someone finds out they drink on the job.

NO MY NUGS
http://nypost.com/2017/04/18/facebook-murder-suspect-died-hungry-for-chicken-nuggets/
>“He was becoming very nervous,” Tom DuCharme Jr owner of the Micky D’s, told The Post.

>He confirmed local reports on Monday afternoon, saying he tried to stall the Facebook murder suspect by telling him that his order wasn’t ready yet.

>“It will be a minute for the fries,” DuCharme recalled telling Stevens.

>But the killer was not lovin’ it.

>“No, I can’t wait!” Stephens snapped, according to the owner.

>“I need my nuggets now!” he said.

>Stephens paid for the food, then stepped on the gas and peeled off with just the McNuggets, Ducharme said.
Troopers were in hot pursuit seconds later and caught up with him about 2 miles away.

>He then turned his gun on himself.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/shootings/1-injured-in-shooting-outside-las-vegas-welfare-office/

>>116354
I like to think he was so despondent about the loss of his french fries that he was driven to suicide.

  The witness, holy shit.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39738865

The Macedonian minority in Macedonia is creating a ruckus over the takeover of their country. Guess they didn't get the memo that it's >current year

>>116412
Guess Serbia didn't have a chance to stop the Russian terrorists this time.

>A man described as one of the ringleaders in the 2012 theft of $18.7 million worth of maple syrup has been sentenced to eight years in prison, but that term could be extended if he can't pay his multimillion-dollar fine.

>On Friday, a Trois-Rivières, Que., judge handed Richard Vallières his eight-year sentence and fined him nearly $9.4 million.

>If Vallières does not pay the fine, he will have to spend an additional six years behind bars.

>The elaborate maple syrup robbery involved 3,000 tonnes of syrup from a warehouse belonging to the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers — the regulatory body that controls and manages the syrup trade.

>The heist was discovered when a routine inventory check in July 2012 turned up an empty barrel that was supposed to be full of syrup. Officials with the federation quickly realized that dozens of its barrels contained not syrup, but water.

>The resulting investigation by Quebec provincial police led to the arrests of 26 people.

>Vallières was found guilty of theft, fraud and trafficking stolen goods. During his trial in Quebec Superior Court, he said that he had filled the barrels with water. His lawyer argued he had been coerced to fill the barrels with water by a man who carried a gun.

>But witnesses called by the Crown painted him as one of the ringleaders of the heist.

>Vallières's co-accused, his father Raymond, and a New Brunswick-based syrup reseller, Etienne St-Pierre, have also been found guilty for roles in the robbery.

>All three men are appealing their convictions.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/richard-vallieres-sentencing-1.4090811

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2017/05/02/a-black-student-a-glue-gun-and-a-lockdown-prompt-debate-over-race-at-colgate/

>On Monday night, Colgate University officials warned that there was an armed person on campus and advised people to find a safe place. For several hours, the campus remained locked down.

>Everyone was safe. There was no gunman, police later determined. But many students were angry when they learned the reason for the alarm: Someone called Colgate’s Campus Safety when they saw a black student who had a glue gun that he was using for a school project.

>A senior at Colgate described the person who prompted the lockdown as a freshman who “ran fearing for his life having heard that there were reports of an active shooter on campus. … a SWAT team, a tank, and police units from across the area were called in, all because some random person saw a black man with a glue gun and assumed the worst.”

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/1-arrested-in-fires-at-jewish-center-in-central-las-vegas-video/

A Las Vegas man is facing a first-degree arson charge after two fires were set at a Jewish center on Monday night, authorities said. FBI and Las Vegas police said they were looking at whether the fires represented hate crimes.

Afshin Bahrampour, 47, was arrested on one count of first-degree arson, three counts of third-degree arson and one count of burglary in connection with the fires at the Chabad Jewish Center of Las Vegas and Southern Nevada, 1261 Arville St., near West Charleston Boulevard, according to a Tuesday statement from the Las Vegas Fire Department.

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/jury-seated-in-margate-mans-penis-defense-murder-trial

>Patterson's attorney claims that his client accidentally choked Marquinez during oral sex. To prove it, attorney Ken Padowitz wants a Broward County judge to allow Patterson to show his penis to the jury.

>...

>Padowitz said in a motion filed earlier this month that he intends to call Wright, a former Broward County medical examiner, as an expert witness to testify that Marquinez's death "is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex."

>>116535
Found not guilty.
https://www.local10.com/news/crime/margate-man-who-claimed-girlfriend-accidentally-choked-during-oral-sex-found-not-guilty-of-murder

Jury never saw his dick, though.

>>116564
Much more detailed article:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-reg-gag-defense-murder-trial-closings-20170522-story.html

The woman's body was allowed to decompose for two days while the guy tried to figure out what to do, making the detection of bruising around the face and neck impossible. Still, strangulation was found to be unlikely. The defense dropped the death-by-oral-sex theory, though they claimed that's what the guy thought had happened, while she could have died from a heart attack or stroke for all anyone could tell.

>TAMPA, Fla. -- A young man arrested after leading police to the bodies of his two roommates told officers he killed them because they were neo-Nazis who disrespected his recent conversion to Islam.

>The Tampa Police Department says 18-year-old Devon Arthurs told police he had until recently shared his roommates' neo-Nazi beliefs, but that he converted to Islam.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-florida-man-kills-neo-nazi-roommates-over-islam-disrespect/

>>116576
So much for Baathism.

Also another guy was arrested for making explosives, so this is the second neo-Nazi dirty bomb in the past decade.
http://www.flkeysnews.com/news/local/article151949072.html
>The case is related to a double homicide in Tampa, also involving white supremacists, federal agents say.

>FBI and Tampa Police Department officers found a cooler containing a white cake-like substance in Brandon Russell’s garage, underneath his apartment, that tested positive for hexamethane triperoxide diamine, which is a precursor to several different types of explosives. He was arrested by federal agents Sunday on possession of unregistered destructive devices and unlawful storage of explosive charges.

>Inside Russell’s bedroom, they found a framed photograph of Timothy McVeigh, who was convicted and put to death for bombing the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995. They also found Nazi/white supremacist propaganda, according to the FBI complaint. While in his bedroom, devices used by police bomb technicians alerted to the presence of radiation sources — thorium and americium.

>Before asking for an attorney, Russel told FBI agents he was a “national socialist,” according to the complaint, and a member of a group called the “Atom Waffen,” or “atomic weapon” in German.

>He said the explosives were manufactured in 2013 for a rocket-making project he was working on for the engineering club at the University of South Florida to send balloons into the atmosphere. But FBI Agent Timothy Swanson wrote in his report that HMTD is “too energetic and volatile for these types of uses.”

>Swanson was notified by the U.S Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives on May 20 that the materials found in Russell’s garage are considered explosives under federal law, and were illegally stored and not registered.

Russian Mobsters Stealing Chocolate
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Russian-Mob-Bust-Chocolate-Pounds-FBI-Racketeering-New-York-City-Indict-427024801.html

>More than 30 members and associates of a New York City-based Russian organized crime group are named in federal court papers charging them with racketeering, murder for hire and other crimes, including trafficking tens of thousands of pounds of stolen chocolate, law enforcement sources familiar with the case tell NBC 4 New York.

https://archive.is/Ps2CM
http://globalnews.ca/news/3534958/fidget-spinners-crushed-germany/

Germany to destroy 35 tons of fidget spinners imported from China
>Frankfurt airport customs authorities said Friday they confiscated 35 metric tons (39 U.S. tons) of the tiny twirling gadgets in May alone and plan on crushing them out of existence.

>>116767
so much winning.

The guy that shot up the Comet Ping Pong trying to save all the children from Democratic child rape festivals got four years in prison.
https://apnews.com/309f34451cb64976a48e67d02bc49146?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-28/elderly-woman-throws-coins-into-plane-engine-causes-delay/8658654
>The passenger was boarding China Southern Airlines flight CZ380, from Shanghai to Guangzhou, when she threw nine coins towards the plane's jet engine. The coin toss was quickly noticed by a fellow passenger, who was able to alert authorities before take-off. The coins, worth about 1.7 yuan altogether, caused 150 passengers to evacuate as the airline conducted a full inspection of the plane's engine.

>Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport and the elderly passenger, who had been travelling with her husband, daughter and son-in-law, was taken away for questioning. They later confirmed the passenger, surnamed Qiu, had thrown the coins "to pray for safety" and they had been informed by a neighbour that she "believes in Buddhism". The plane was finally able to take off safely at 5:52pm local time (7:52pm AEST), more than five hours late.

>China Southern Airlines reminded all passengers to comply with civil aviation laws in a post on social media site Weibo, and to avoid any behaviour that could jeopardise the safety of their fellow passengers.