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101060 No. 101060 ID: 1fb1a6
Local news stories that lack significance outside their stagnant little backwaters go here.
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A Florida high school that last week told a student to stop adding the phrase "God bless America" when reading scripted morning announcements, announced on Tuesday his use of the phrase does not violate the U.S. Constitution.

The principal at Yulee High School, located in north Florida near Jacksonville, had told the student to stopping use the phrase after receiving a six-page letter from the American Humanist Association, a group that describes itself as advocating for humanists, atheists and secular governance.
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After stripping off her clothes, a Florida woman walked into traffic, where she performed a lewd act before climbing atop a Lexus and jumping and stomping on the occupied vehicle’s roof and hood, cops allege.

Amie Carter, 31, “appeared to be under the influence [of] a heavy unknown substance," according to an Orlando Police Department report detailing her antics Sunday night. "She appeared in an altered mental state, displaying extremely irrational and volatile behavior."

Responding to a 911 call about a “reported naked woman climbing on top of cars and walking in traffic,” cops found Carter attempting to mount a vehicle stopped at a traffic light. After officers wrestled an uncooperative Carter out of the roadway, they “secured her in handcuffs and covered her in a blanket.”

Sarah Carlson, a passenger in the Lexus, told police that Carter approached the vehicle and “fondled herself in front of the car” before climbing on the auto. Carter then allegedly “started stomping” on the vehicle’s hood, said Carlson, who added that Carter also threw a cell phone at the car behind the Lexus.

Carlson’s husband told cops that Carter left dents in his car’s roof and hood, damage he estimated at upwards of $1500.

Carter, seen above, was arrested for criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs. She was booked into the Orange County jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $1100 bond.

According to court records, Carter’s rap sheet includes prior arrests for narcotics possession, theft, resisting arrest, burglary, drunk driving, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

>> No. 101085 ID: 9e2974
There was a chaotic scene at an Ocoee movie theater when hundreds of teens stormed the building, trying to get in for free, according to deputies.

The incident happened Saturday night at the AMC Theater at the West Oaks Mall.

Orange County sheriff's investigators said up to 900 middle and high school students tried storming the theater. Deputies said about 200 students were able to get inside the building before the security gates were closed.

"(It's) a big concern to us that are juveniles are doing this at such an early age," said Orange County Sheriff's Office Lt. Paul Hopkins.

Investigators said as the crowd was being taken from the area, several fights broke out in the parking lot.

Ocoee police on Monday said officers discovered about 300 teens causing a disturbance. Officers dispersed the crowd after many of them stormed the theater. One person was arrested at the theater on charges of battery and resisting arrest.

Gunfire was also reported and someone was robbed at gunpoint, but Ocoee police said on Monday that the shots turned out to be firecrackers. Police also said it wasn't believed that the robbery was connected to the theater incident. Three teens were arrested on allegations of stealing cellphones from two other teens at a nearby location, police said.

"Everybody just started scattering, ducking underneath the seats," said moviegoer Kenny Johnson. "It was a scary moment."

"These are middle to high school kids who have guns, who are shooting guns, are robbing people, driving stolen cars and they have drugs in their cars," Hopkins said.

Detectives told Local 6 on Monday that they're still trying to figure out who planned the storming of the theater. Police said they're looking into whether it was planned via social media, but they would not discuss any specifics.

The theater announced Monday that anyone under the age of 17 must now be accompanied by an adult after 9 p.m.

Police said it's doubtful any arrests would be made in the incident because they wouldn't be able to prove who had purchased a movie ticket.

>> No. 101086 ID: fd0828
If you're on twitter, you can just follow the following:



That should pretty much have all of these covered.
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RAMPUR: All was going well at the wedding ceremony of 25-year-old Jugal Kishore, a resident of Moradabad, and his 23-year-old bride Indira from Rampur. That's until the "varmala" ceremony, where the groom garlands his would-be wife, began.

Just as he extended his arms to do that, Kishore had an epileptic fit, falling to the ground in front of the whole gathering.

The young bride, angry that her family had been kept in the dark about Kishore's medical condition, promptly changed her mind and announced that she would happily marry at the same ceremony a guest at the wedding, a man called Harpal Singh. The latter, incidentally, turned out to be her sister's brother-in-law.

Singh, caught unawares and dressed in jeans and a leather jacket, fumbled for a moment before declaring he would willingly take Indira as his wife. This time the "varmala" was exchanged between Singh and Indira, which went off without any hitch, with the pandit reciting the mantras and asking the new couple to take the seven "pheras".

Meanwhile, Kishore, who had been rushed to a doctor by his relatives, went back to the venue after he regained consciousness to see that his wife-to-be was now someone else's.

Kishore pleaded with Indira, telling her that he would not be able to face friends and neighbours if he returned without her. His relatives, too, tried to intervene on his behalf. Where persuasion failed, violence was used — spoons, plates and dishes became weapons as wedding guests tried to force the bride to change her mind. But all in vain. The young woman stood firm.

Kishore and his relatives later filed an FIR at the Milak police station in Rampur district, which they eventually withdrew after elders intervened. SHO, Milak police station, RP Solanki said on Monday that cops had detained a few people who were there at the wedding.

"Both families have amicably resolved the matter," Solanki said. "The complaints have been withdrawn. Kishore and his family have now returned in peace to Moradabad."

>> No. 101094 ID: 9e2974
  MAVYILLE | A 92-year-old Horicon man struck nine vehicles Friday while attempting to leave the parking lot of Mountin’s Piggly Wiggly, 1140 Horicon St., Mayville.

The matter remains under investigation by the Mayville Police Department but officers believe the driver panicked and lost control of his vehicle. Driver factors were determined to be a failure to have control and unsafe backing. Neither alcohol nor drugs were present.

The driver was attempting to back out of a parking space while driving a 2007 Chrysler Pacifica. As the driver pulled out, he struck two parked vehicles. The first was a 1998 Saturn SC1 owned by a 67-year-old Horicon man. The second was a 1998 Buick Lesabre owned by a 77-year-old Mayville woman. The 1998 Buick was pushed forward by the force of the crash into a 2005 Pontiac Bonneville, owned by a 53-year-old Mayville woman.

The driver then backed into two vehicles; a 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee owned by a 27-year-old Mayville man and a 2011 Chevy Equinox owned by a 36-year-old Iron Ridge woman.

The driver drove forward and struck an additional vehicle, a 2014 Ford C-Max owned by a 63-year-old Beaver Dam woman. The driver then turned out of one of the parking rows and struck a 2005 Ford F150 truck, which was stopped to make a left turn. The vehicle was owned by a 30-year-old Horicon man.

The driver continued forward and struck two final vehicles, a 1997 Buick Park Avenue and a 2003 GMC Sierra owned by a 33-year-old Horicon woman. The 33-year-old Horicon woman was slowing down at the time of the crash.

Ten vehicles were involved in the crash, including the driver’s vehicle. The driver’s vehicle and the 2005 Ford F150 were towed from the scene. Seven of the vehicles involved in the crash were legally parked at the time of the accident.

The Mayville Police Department was assisted on scene by the Mayville Fire Department and Mayville EMS.

The incident remains under investigation at this time. No significant injuries were reported.

>> No. 101097 ID: 097fc9
94 years old man has a medical condition lead footed after paying for the car wash


This is the best version because they dubbed the commercial into it :)
>> No. 101098 ID: bdc075
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The railroad crossing at Blue Heron Boulevard and Old Dixie is closed to all traffic until further notice, due to a train derailment, authorities say.

According to officials, the engine of a northbound freight train derailed 400 feet from west Blue Heron Boulevard, around 6:30 p.m.

There are 20 cars hooked up to the engine. FEC is bringing in a crane to upright the engine.

Authorities say there was a chemical spill, but the Haz Mat team deemed the non-volatile chemicals non-hazardous and the area has been released.
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The ‘90s rapper known as Vanilla Ice has been arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft for allegedly stealing an array of items from a vacant Florida home.

Lantana police told TMZ that furniture, a pool heater, bicycles and other items were stolen from the property in the 100 block of N. Atlantic Drive.
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He has a show on DIY channel for flipping houses, I am guessing paperwork didn't go through so the old owner call the cops as he is clearing stuff out for renovation.

>> No. 101106 ID: 095a2b
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing
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An Illinois man is jailed on domestic battery and child endangerment charges after he allegedly injured a seven-week-old girl when the baby would not stop crying while he watched an episode of “The Jerry Springer Show,” police charge.

Julian Anderson, 25, was arrested yesterday on several felony and misdemeanor charges related to an incident earlier this week at a residence in Aurora.

According to cops, Anderson was watching the “Springer” show when the baby--to whom he is related--began crying. Anderson, seen in the above mug shot, responded by squeezing the infant and placing his hands over her mouth.

Investigators became aware of injuries to the child when Anderson took her to a hospital Monday for treatment of a fever. Hospital workers alerted police after noticing injuries on the baby’s face and back that were consistent with abuse.

During subsequent police questioning, Anderson admitted to roughing up the baby while he was watching the television program.

Now locked up in the Kane County jail, Anderson is facing a pair of felony battery charges, as well as misdemeanor battery, child endangerment, and obstruction counts. He also has outstanding warrants charging him with domestic battery and burglary.

>> No. 101131 ID: 9e2974
A New Jersey tuna fisherman has been accused of shooting at whales from his vessel with a World War II-era rifle.

Cape May resident Daniel Archibald surrendered Thursday to face the charges and was released on a $10,000 unsecured bond.

Authorities say Archibald used a Mosin-Nagant rifle to shoot at pilot whales from the vessel Capt. Bob.

A whale shot with a bullet from such a rifle was beached and then died in Allenhurst in September 2011.

Archibald's lawyer Bill Hughes says there's more to the case than the government says. He questions the decision to prosecute.

It's illegal in the U.S. to hunt, kill, capture or harass any marine mammal.

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TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.

Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.

Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."

The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

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A large security operation was launched on Tuesday night and the property cordoned off as searches were carried out in the Sliabh Dubh Lane. It followed a report that a number of rounds of ammunition had been discovered at an unoccupied house.

Further searches were carried out yesterday and a number of items removed by police for examination. Police sources said the suspected bullets were subsequently found to be imitation rounds used as buttons on Xbox 360 controllers.

A PSNI spokesman confirmed: "A number of items that were taken away have now been examined and declared to be not suspicious."
>> No. 101155 ID: 885afe
>posted in florida thread
Serv please..
>> No. 101156 ID: 9e2974
Isn't this thread a dumping ground for inane stories in general? Or is it limited to Florida levels of retardation?
>> No. 101157 ID: 1fb1a6

Any story without significance beyond its locality. Usually the only way these stories make it into the mainstream news cycle is by being wacky, so that will be most of them I'm sure.
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>he 29-year-old Swede, who today calls himself “Abdul Samad al Swedi”, grew up in Gothenburg. He converted to Islam during a field trip to Egypt about ten years ago and has since been engaged in a series of tax-funded Muslim organizations.

> Michael Skråmo, 29, took the whole family – his little four children and wife – to the IS-controlled area inside Syria. Now Skråmo filmed a propaganda video outside the Syrian city Kobane where he preaches jihad and calls Swedish jihadists to leave Sweden and join the “holy war”.
>> No. 101202 ID: 9507dc
>He converted to Islam during a field trip to Egypt

If anything maybe Sweden should reign in their field trip budget.
>> No. 101212 ID: aa9a85
Advanced Swedish kebab with self-removal function.
Blatte please go home.
>> No. 101231 ID: 9e2974
A legally blind 93-year-old woman was able to pull an alarm and summon help from neighbors as a stranger battered and then sexually assaulted her in her apartment, the Broward Sheriff's Office said.

About 2:30 a.m. Monday, the woman had taken trash to the receptacle at the end of her hall and was surprised by Clyde Alvims Leandre, 22, of Delray Beach, according to Detective Ian Kuechler.

The incident happened in the Highland Gardens apartments at 331 Northeast 48th St. Each apartment has cords near beds and toilets that activate an emergency alarm as well as a hallway light outside a tenant's door.

"In her condition, with sight issues and she is technically, legally blind, she knew where to reach for that cord when she was forced upon that bed," Kuechler said during a press conference Monday at the Broward Sheriff's headquarters in Fort Lauderdale.

The alarm, her cries for help as well as the light drew the attention of three neighbors who entered the apartment through its unlocked front door, Kuechler wrote in his report.

"Initially some of the other residents of the building attempted to subdue the subject," the detective said. "However, they basically explained that he seemed to have about the strength of 10 men and was oblivious to them being in the room. He continued to grasp on to the female victim and restrained her in her bedroom."

Four deputies responded to a 911 call and also tried to remove Leandre, who was not wearing pants, according to the detective's report.

"He ignored their commands and he was tased," Kuechler said. "It had zero affect on him. They issued several strikes to him, again. It took four men to remove him."

Completely agree with Buddsmith. We need to bring back Freedom of Association and have the right to build racially homogeneous communities.
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Two deputies' hands were hurt and they were treated at Broward Health North and released. Leandre and the victim were admitted to the same hospital. The woman's back was injured during the incident and she was severely bruised, Kuechler said.

She was discharged from the hospital Monday, according to BSO.

Her neighbor Dan Magill, who lives next door, called the woman "sweet, nice and friendly."

Twila and Kennedy Green, Sr. said their friend had once enjoyed bingo games and other activities at the Northeast Focal Point Senior Center in the city.

"Her vision was keeping her home," Twila Green said. "She's just a very sweet person who didn't deserve what happened. I feel bad for that."

Leandre faces charges of burglary with assault or battery; sexual assault with a weapon; false imprisonment and resisting an officer without violence, the sheriff's office said.

Highland Gardens is a 100-unit complex where residents use key fobs to enter the building's locked front door. Those already inside their homes use an intercom to open the door for guests.

"It's a secure building," Kuechler said. "Ultimately the determination was made that [Leandre] had simply followed another person in who had access to the building."

The detective said surveillance video was being gathered for the investigation.

The apartment building is managed by the Broward County Housing Authority, which is not a part of county government but is a special district created by the state.

"We've had nothing like this before," said Ann Deibert, the authority's chief executive officer. "We're very upset that this happened. We take our families' welfare seriously and want to prevent anything like this from happening again."

The residences are for elderly and disabled people, Deibert said. There is a daytime property manager on site, but there are no security guards.

A tenants meeting will be held to update residents on the situation, Deibert said.

There are monthly meetings when residents are advised to not open the front door for anyone, but she also said, "We don't want to put them in harm's way. Adding security is something that we will take into consideration."

>> No. 101235 ID: 68aa6b
Florida man tries to pay bar tab with a rock, returns later with a faulty credit card, then later with a briefcase that allegedly contained, "a bomb or a baby."A judge has ordered a psychiatric examination for a man who allegedly tried to pay a bar tab with a rock, and then made a bogus bomb threat.

Cops in Tallahassee, Florida say that on Wednesday, Jared Simpson, 24, visited the 4th Quarter Bar & Grill and rung up a $10 tab. When it came time to pay up, Simpson allegedly tried to get the bartender to accept a rock as payment. When the woman decided that a stone wasn't legal tender, Simpson responded by throwing a ripped-up dollar bill at her and saying he "would pay [her] in other ways," according to the probable cause affidavit. One witness said Simpson told people he was "shot up in the war," but would not reveal the military branch he served in because "if I tell you I have to kill you," according to Tallahassee.com.

Simpson left the bar and came back a short time later with a credit card that didn't work, so the employee told him to pay up or leave.
Simpson left again, but came back again, this time in a gray suit and carrying a briefcase that he set down. After warning that "anyone who goes near this will die," Simpson allegedly ran out of the bar and across the street.

When Simpson was apprehended, he told police that the briefcase contained "maybe a bomb or a baby," WCTV.com reports. According to police, the suspect sang a song about being a "rainbow man," and refused to answer any questions about the briefcase other that saying, "I am my own master, I answer to myself, no police have the right to ask questions."
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> Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, is believed to be the target of a gang – including a doctor – which may be harvesting organs to sell on the black market.

> Nikolaev had a drink with a young blonde woman he met at a bar in a Moscow theatre before she invited him to a sauna, reports MailOnline.

> A police source told the website: ‘They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing.’ They believe Nikolaev’s drink was spiked.

> Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN after he is drugged in Russian bar by attractive blonde working for organ traffickers
It is believed he was targeted by a gang which includes a doctor (Picture: Life News)
He woke up the next day at a bus stop in acute pain and noticed blood on his trousers.

> At the hospital staff told him that his testicles had been removed and that it appeared the operation had been done by a medical professional.

> Police believe the gang is stealing human organs to sell on the black market.



I don't even think testicles can be transplanted, I think this is his wife's doing as revenge/punishment for cheating on her. Lure him with a hottie then cut off his balls.
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>I don't even think testicles can be transplanted

Probably can't, which makes this all the more horrifying when you start to wonder what exactly they are doing with his nuts.

Most likely they are going to China to be grinded up to help some old man get wood just like they do with dino bones and tiger cock.

Having your pair swinging in another sack is bad enough, knowing they are being snorted by someone is worse.

Though either way that would be a shotgun mouthwash kind of thing.
>> No. 101288 ID: 1c41b6

Jesus fucking Christ.
>> No. 101291 ID: c3e6b2
These few and I mean FEW successful testicle transplant it's always special situation

1. Identical twin, one born with no testicles and the other has a pair, parted one to his twin and both were able to father children

2. Guy is going to chemo so he had one ball put on ice and after cancer was killed by chemo they put the testicle back and he was able to father children.
>> No. 101292 ID: b54382
Might be kept for some weird lab experiment. It's possible to freeze testicles and later grow live sperm from them. But this is a really stupid way to get hands on sperm, I personally know an place where it can be extracted directly from a hole in a bathroom stall by sucking on a tube of flesh.
>> No. 101313 ID: 9e2974
As the deadly carbon monoxide fumes from a gasoline-powered generator filled his lungs, a suicidal Conrad Roy III got scared and stepped out of his truck, but police say his 18-year-old girlfriend goaded him into taking his life with three chilling words: “Get back in.”

Roy, 18, was found dead on July 13 inside his truck in the parking lot of a Fairhaven Kmart. “The sickly sweet taste of exhaust gas still could be detected,” according to police.

Michelle Carter, who was a 17-year-old student at King Philip Regional High School at the time of Roy’s death, faces up to 20 years behind bars on a charge of involuntary manslaughter and will be tried as an adult.

“Michelle Carter not only encouraged Conrad to take his own life, she questioned him repeatedly as to when and why he hadn’t done it yet, right up to the point of when his final text was sent to her on Saturday evening, July 12, 2014 at 6:26 p.m.,” the police report states.

Carter referred to Roy as her “guardian angel,” and continued texting his cellphone 71 times after he died, according to police.

After his death, the messages show Carter morphing into a suicide awareness crusader, hosting a fundraiser in his name and comforting his grieving mother and sister, according to the filings.

The night before Roy’s suicide, Carter texted a friend, seemingly worried about his whereabouts: “I’m losing all hope that he’s even still alive” — and “I’m thankful that our last words were ‘I love you.’ ”

But just before sending that message, she texted Roy: “Let me know when you’re gonna do it.”

Police say Carter never called 911 and instead continued texting her friends, feigning concern.

After Roy’s death, police say Carter exchanged emails with Roy’s mother, Lynn, trying to comfort and reassure her:

“I tried talking him out of it so many times,” Carter wrote, “and telling him how we could always be together and he wanted that but he thought he would never truly be happy with himself.”

She even organized a baseball fundraiser called “Homers for Conrad” that pulled in more than $2,300 for the National Alliance on Mental Illness.

No one answered the phone at Carter’s Plainville home yesterday. But her lawyer, Joseph Cataldo, told the Herald, “It’s a sad story but what we have is a young man who made a voluntary decision to take his own life — it was his voluntary decision — his death was not caused by Michelle Carter.

“It is a slippery slope if the government is now going to prosecute people under a manslaughter — a 20-year felony charge — for not preventing those who want to commit suicide and that’s what they’re trying to do here,” Cataldo said.

Roy’s distraught grandparents called the tale “bizarre” and “mind-boggling” and said they were “shocked” when they heard about Carter’s emails and texts.

“It was just horrible to live this all over again and to find out how this came about. I mean, we knew he was suffering from depression, but we thought he was getting over it all,” Janice Roy, his grandmother, said in her Mattapoisett home.

Asked if they thought Carter’s messages convinced Roy to kill himself, his grandfather Conrad Roy Sr. said, “Her texts had a big influence on what happened.”

Added Janice Roy: It’s hard to say why, but after reading the reports ... I don’t think he would have done anything at that time.”

Both remembered a happy grandson who loved baseball and rowing and was ecstatic when he earned his captain’s license, following in both his father and grandfather’s footsteps.

Conrad Roy Sr. said he took him out on his tug boat when “C3” was just 3-days-old. “That was like the start of the third generation when he got his captain’s license,” Roy said. “That was like the most heart-warming thing that I could remember.”

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>According to recent reports, certain Dalhousie University professors are floating the idea that making sure women and minorities are allowed to speak first on any given subject is an appropriate response to allegations of misogyny and racism on campus.

>Jude Ashburn, who works at an outreach center near the university, said some students – specifically blacks and women – are at a disadvantage because of what has become known as “white privilege.”

>To drive this underlying prejudice home, she said she often begins workshops by telling attendees that “if you’re white and you look like me and you raise your hand, I’m not going to pick on you before someone of color.”

>Citing the inherent benefit she believes white men enjoy on the campus of Dalhousie and other universities, Ashburn stated that “anyone who holds privilege in this culture needs to seriously begin the work of giving up that privilege and learning how to live without it.”
>> No. 101387 ID: 9aea35
Do they even realize if this policy is instituted, they will be the ones with the privilege?
>> No. 101390 ID: 68aa6b
That requires thinking one step ahead.
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>“It’s no secret that solar power is hot right now, with innovators and big name companies alike putting a great deal of time, money, and effort into improving these amazing sources of renewable energy. Still, the last thing you’d likely expect is for a new experimental array to literally light nearly 130 birds in mid-flight on fire.

And yet, that’s exactly what happened near Tonopah, Nevada last month during tests of the 110-megawatt Crescent Dunes Solar Energy Project.”

>“According to Rudy Evenson, Deputy Chief of Communications for Nevada Bureau of Land Management (NBLM) in Reno, as reported by Re Wire, a third of the newly constructed plant was put into action on the morning of Jan. 14, redirecting concentrated solar energy to a point 1,200 feet above the ground.”

>“Unfortunately, about two hours into the test, engineers and biologists on site started noticing “streamers” – trails of smoke and steam caused by birds flying directly into the field of solar radiation. What moisture was on them instantly vaporized, and some instantly burst into flames – at least, until they began to frantically flap away. An estimated 130 birds were injured or killed during the test.”

>> No. 101454 ID: 5b9651

This reads like side banter from a Gundam series, I love it!
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>MFW I lived in this complex.
>MFW I almost renewed my lease.
>> No. 101460 ID: e8f72b
Wait, I know a guy from high school who was a good friend of mine who lost a testicle from being kicked in the balls and got a transplant from a black dude. So he has one white ball and one black ball. I know because he wouldn't stop talking about how the black ball is bigger then his other ball.
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>23 rounds fired
>0 hits
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>It is majestic, but it's terrifying. Neighbors in Jacksonville Beach say something is terrorizing the neighborhood from the sky and even attacking people.

>"Out of the blue, it just came right down on the back of my head," He said. 'I just felt like, two talons right on the back of my head, grab and kid of pull away."

>"It flew down and hit my inside my eye and inside my hair and on my forehead,"

>"They're nervous," Frank Forte said. He told FCN his daughter was attacked. "They're going outside...the kids are going out with helmets on. Umbrellas. Even when I go take the garbage out at night. I got a cardboard box over my head."

> "They said it was probably somebody's pet and it was hand-fed. So, it's really not attacking. It's just looking for somebody to feed it."

>Parker said it may sound silly, but the best things people can do until the situation is solved, is to wear a hard hat or carry an umbrella and pop the umbrella up so the bird does not see you.

>> No. 101467 ID: bde470
Maybe it's time to start shooting owls
>> No. 101469 ID: 1f1d62

>OPchan owl threads

brb popcorn
>> No. 101470 ID: e7f332
File 142559055020.jpg - (548.77KB , 1024x473 , bear_species_by_serchio25.jpg )

Oh god not again.

Quick, a distraction!
>> No. 101472 ID: d571f0
Are those adult, or juvenal Bears?
>> No. 101478 ID: 097fc9
File 142561360971.jpg - (52.04KB , 500x362 , 80870811.jpg )
They are juvenal... they are bearly legal
>> No. 101485 ID: 1f1d62
File 142562443516.jpg - (104.55KB , 400x532 , Owlbear.jpg )

A wild owlbear appears!
>> No. 101487 ID: 0dfd3c

>A Florida man who confessed to shooting and killing his neighbor after an alleged struggle brought the dead man's body to his lawyer's office in his pickup truck Wednesday. According to the Fort Myers News-Press, the man "didn't know who else to trust."
>> No. 101489 ID: bde470
Classic florida
>> No. 101498 ID: cb5ffa
File 142567119033.jpg - (20.52KB , 300x300 , thehounds.jpg )

>Alaska Republican Rep. Don Young, famous for his salty tongue and brusque demeanor, suggested Thursday that if he let loose wolves in some congressional districts, they “wouldn’t have a homeless problem anymore.”

>The strange comment was made during a halting five-minute exchange with Interior Secretary Sally Jewell during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on her agency’s budget. He accused her and her department of making decisions without consulting the states they’d affect.

>Young, who supports taking gray wolves off the endangered species list, mocked a letter 79 members of Congress sent urging Jewell to protect the gray wolf population. (In Alaska, for what it’s worth, you can hunt wolves.)

>“How many of you have got wolves in your district?” he asked. “None. None. Not one.”
>> No. 101502 ID: 0dcdc8
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>> No. 101508 ID: 18cafe
>> No. 101513 ID: 885afe

You guys want to remove the american flag from your campus? Excuse me while we remove your federal funding.
>> No. 101613 ID: 9e2974
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The police need your help in apprehending the notorious Akron Pooper.

In a state that had already produced one “Poopgangsta,” Ohio cops are trying to identify the man for responsible for defecating on at least 20 vehicles since 2012.

As seen here, the suspect was photographed Tuesday by an Akron city worker who set out to determine who had pooped on his daughter’s car seven times in the past four months.

Police in Akron--previously best known as the birthplace of LeBron James--note that while the subject was photographed as he hovered over the hood of a Dodge Neon, he has also smeared excrement on door handles and even entered unlocked cars and pooped inside.

In one of the earliest reported defecations, a victim reported that someone had--for the second time--pooped on the passenger door of his Toyota. Cops noted that while “The excrement did not cause any damage to the car,” the vile act “did cause a big mess.”

Now that an image of the pasty suspect has been circulated, Akron cops have asked the public to phone tips into them at (330) 275-2552.

>> No. 101712 ID: 13dbd1
>> No. 101714 ID: 5bb72d
We seem to have come full circle.
>> No. 101735 ID: 5bb72d
Some men complain about their wives’ cooking, but could it ever be so bad that you’d kill yourself rather than take another bite? Well, a man in Fujian, China thought so.

Ah-Peng, age 47, started an argument with his wife over the fish she’d made for dinner. The argument got so bad their 17-year-old daughter stormed off in the middle of the meal.

After she left, Ah-Peng continued to rant about his wife’s awful cooking. Then he grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself several times before collapsing on bed.

His wife tried to pull him to his feet, but she was unable to lift him and screamed for her daughter. Her daughter called their uncle, who was able to help move Ah-Peng outside.

Ah-Peng died before his family was able to get him to the hospital. Doctors said that he may have had undiagnosed mental illness or depression.

>> No. 101743 ID: 2f1cc2
>Doctors said that he may have had undiagnosed mental illness or depression.

did the doctors try the fish before saying that?
>> No. 101755 ID: e7f332

Jesus fucking christ.
>> No. 101757 ID: 0dcdc8
File 142686322487.jpg - (35.71KB , 662x503 , Death+Race+2000.jpg )

>Police are looking for a driver who shot a woman in rush hour traffic along the North Freeway inbound lanes.

>Deputy constables with Precinct 4 say the woman was driving southbound on the I-45 North Freeway north of Richey when a white truck cut her off, weaving in and out of traffic. The woman says she heard gunshots and glass shatter from her passenger side window.

>The woman called 911 and then pulled over just before the Richey exit. Deputy constables say that's when she realized she had been shot in the back of the head.

>Emergency crews are taking her to the hospital. They say the bullet is still in the back of the woman's head, but she is alert and conscious.

>Deputies are still searching for the gunman. They believe he may have sideswiped at least one other vehicle before possibly taking a U-Turn to head north.

People cutting you off then other driver shoots you. You are either going to drive the right way or be exterminated here in Houston.
>> No. 101766 ID: ca3240
I saw this here and said "Goddamnit, Houston!"

Then I saw it on the news and said to myself, "That was probably more to this than a simple honk of the horn".

Don't get me wrong, nobody should have been shot over an altercation in traffic. But at the same time, nobody goes *beeb-beeb* and gets shot.

I'm guessing this is a case of two irate idiots crossing paths while in their cars, and one idiot had a gun.

I just hope this doesn't have negative impact on the state's vehicular concealed carry law.
>> No. 101767 ID: 7b177d

Totally justified. After dealing with the ridiculous construction delays around 242 every day, or the toll road traffic, that guy could claim temporary insanity and no one would question it.
>> No. 101818 ID: ade23f
File 142719910283.jpg - (42.31KB , 350x263 , image.jpg )
Police in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, say a man is facing a charge of attempted manslaughter after he confessed to shooting his 18-year-old son during an argument over orange juice.

Police tell The Advocate 58-year-old Eldridge Dukes and his son were fighting Sunday morning about the lack of orange juice.

Investigators say the squabble escalated when the victim broke a vase, and Dukes grabbed his handgun.

They say Dukes chased the victim out of the house and down the street, firing at least three times. Police say the son was hit in the buttocks and suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

Dukes was booked into the parish prison on counts of attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon.

Jail officials couldn't provide the name of a defense attorney to comment on the charges.

>> No. 101819 ID: cb5ffa
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>Katherine Byr, a senior at Brown University and a member of its Sexual Assault Task Force, considers it her duty to make Brown a safe place for rape victims, free from anything that might prompt memories of trauma.

>So when she heard last fall that a student group had organized a debate about campus sexual assault between Jessica Valenti, the founder of feministing.com, and Wendy McElroy, a libertarian, and that Ms. McElroy was likely to criticize the term “rape culture,” Ms. Byron was alarmed. “Bringing in a speaker like that could serve to invalidate people’s experiences,” she told me. It could be “damaging.”

>The safe space, Ms. Byron explained, was intended to give people who might find comments “troubling” or “triggering,” a place to recuperate. The room was equipped with cookies, coloring books, bubbles, Play-Doh, calming music, pillows, blankets and a video of frolicking puppies, as well as students and staff members trained to deal with trauma. Emma Hall, a junior, rape survivor and “sexual assault peer educator” who helped set up the room and worked in it during the debate, estimates that a couple of dozen people used it. At one point she went to the lecture hall — it was packed — but after a while, she had to return to the safe space. “I was feeling bombarded by a lot of viewpoints that really go against my dearly and closely held beliefs,” Ms. Hall said.
>"my dearly and closely held beliefs"
And people think Christians are bad.

>But the notion that ticklish conversations must be scrubbed clean of controversy has a way of leaking out and spreading. Once you designate some spaces as safe, you imply that the rest are unsafe. It follows that they should be made safer.

>This logic clearly informed a campaign undertaken this fall by a Columbia University student group called Everyone Allied Against Homophobia that consisted of slipping a flier under the door of every dorm room on campus. The headline of the flier stated, “I want this space to be a safer space.” The text below instructed students to tape the fliers to their windows. The group’s vice president then had the flier published in the Columbia Daily Spectator, the student newspaper, along with an editorial asserting that “making spaces safer is about learning how to be kind to each other.”

>A junior named Adam Shapiro decided he didn’t want his room to be a safer space. He printed up his own flier calling it a dangerous space and had that, too, published in the Columbia Daily Spectator. “Kindness alone won’t allow us to gain more insight into truth,” he wrote. In an interview, Mr. Shapiro said, “If the point of a safe space is therapy for people who feel victimized by traumatization, that sounds like a great mission.” But a safe-space mentality has begun infiltrating classrooms, he said, making both professors and students loath to say anything that might hurt someone’s feelings. “I don’t see how you can have a therapeutic space that’s also an intellectual space,” he said.

Can we just admit that colleges are now infested with communists and reds?
>> No. 101820 ID: eb1ee5
You got it all wrong it's not communism but feel goodiness. Everyone wants to make others think they are good people so they fall into line with this kind of bullshit. It's the same thing that happened with Kony 2012. Everyone started posting it on their social media to make it look like they are progressive, forward thinkers who are in with the latest of the feel goodiness. It's like people these days need to prove that they are good people, when instead they should just be good people.
>> No. 101822 ID: 667a5a
Can't wait for zombies to eat all these people while I'm safe in my bathtub
>> No. 101824 ID: 5bb72d
>> No. 101858 ID: 5bb72d
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A larger-than-life robber waving a gun across his hefty frame burst into a Domino’s pizzeria in a quiet Long Island village with an appetite for more than cash, victims said.
The man, believed to weigh at least 350 pounds, robbed the store in Sayville on Tuesday afternoon and demanded an employee serve him two pizzas before he left, Domino’s district manager Robert Warren told CBS2’s Jennifer McLogan in this exclusive report.

“This is the kind of guy we are dealing with here,” Warren said. “It’s odd for this in Sayville”
The suspect then fled on Sunrise Highway.

The crime, which was caught on a security camera, has many in Sayville on edge.
Employee and victim Ray Brenkert recounted the panic.

“I’ve got to do what he says and try to get us out of here alive,” Brenkert said of his thinking during the encounter. ” … He told me get on my knees and open the safe.”
But the safe is time released and won’t open at will.

“When I told him that, he was like, ‘Well, you either open the safe or I’m going to shoot you in the head,'” Brenkert said. “And I was like, ‘Uh oh.’
“I tried to reason with him. I was like, ‘It’s not going to open. There’s nothing I can do.’ And then he got really angry and he took my cellphone, told me get on the ground and pulled the phone out of the wall. And I just did what he said because he had a gun to my head.”

Resigned to a fistful of cash from the register, the hefty robber then spotted the two bubbling pies — large with cheese.
It was approaching dinner hour.

A man robbed a Domino's Pizza in Sayville at gunpoint, demanding two pizzas for himself as well as cash.
“Taking the pizzas at the end is just a crazy twist to a maniacal story to begin with,” Warren said. “He saw the pizzas coming out of the oven and requested my employee to take them out of the oven, slice them up and box them up for him.”
The robber is described as white and 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 9 inches tall. He was wearing a mask.
Cops are crediting the workers for following proper protocol.

Police and Domino’s hope to be able to release the surveillance video this week, and investigators think the suspect’s distinctive looks could help lead to his capture.

>> No. 101860 ID: 5bb72d
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A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald’s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.

Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was convicted of a felony firearms charge after only an hour of deliberations by the panel. Torres, seen at right, faces a minimum of two years in state prison when she is sentenced next month.

Torres fired a single shot into the McDonald’s at 3:10 AM last February 10, according to Grand Rapids police. The gunplay came after Torres and another woman “complained that the order was incorrect,” cops noted.

When a McDonald’s employee walked away from the drive-thru window, “one shot was fired from the suspect vehicle,” reported police, who added that the bullet entered the eatery at “head level” and “traveled through the window, across the dining room, and exited the restaurant through another window on the east side of the restaurant.”

Shortly after the shooting--which did not result in any injuries--cops located Torres and recovered the 9mm Glock handgun used during the bacon rage incident.

>> No. 101881 ID: cb5ffa
File 142739896632.jpg - (116.15KB , 640x640 , didnthaveaflagusedhispants.jpg )

>ACROSS Africa, radio call-in programmes are buzzing with tales of Africans, usually men, bemoaning the loss of their spouses and partners to rich Chinese men. “He looks short and ugly like a pygmy but I guess he has money,” complained one lovelorn man on a recent Kenyan show. True or imagined, such stories say much about the perceived economic power of Chinese businessmen in Africa, and of the growing backlash against them.

>China has become by far Africa’s biggest trading partner, exchanging about $160 billion-worth of goods a year; more than 1m Chinese, most of them labourers and traders, have moved to the continent in the past decade. The mutual adoration between governments continues, with ever more African roads and mines built by Chinese firms. But the talk of Africa becoming Chinese—or “China’s second continent”, as the title of one American book puts it—is overdone.

>The growth in Chinese demand for commodities is slowing and prices of many raw materials are falling. That said, China’s hunger for agricultural goods, and perhaps for farm land, may grow as China’s population expands and the middle class becomes richer.

>Yet Africans are increasingly suspicious of Chinese firms, worrying about unfair deals and environmental damage. Opposition is fuelled by Africa’s thriving civil society, which demands more transparency and an accounting for human rights. This can be an unfamiliar challenge for authoritarian China, whose foreign policy is heavily based on state-to-state relations, with little appreciation of the gulf between African rulers and their people. In Senegal residents’ organisations last year blocked a deal that would have handed a prime section of property in the centre of the capital, Dakar, to Chinese developers. In Tanzania labour unions criticised the government for letting in Chinese petty traders.

pic unrelated.
>> No. 101885 ID: c3e6b2
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Here you go pic related, he carry a flash light with him so he can see his wife at night.
>> No. 101890 ID: 885afe
Your Engrish always cracks me up, dont ever change you... dont ever change
>> No. 101900 ID: cfafa0
>whites cucking asians
>blacks cucking whites
>now asians cucking blacks
We've come full circle.
>> No. 101905 ID: cb5ffa

>SAN FRANCISCO — A California lawyer has proposed a ballot measure that advocates killing gays, putting the state’s process of giving citizens the right to make laws at the ballot box to its latest test.

>The state attorney general, Kamala Harris, took the unusual step on Wednesday of asking a court for permission to reject the proposed ballot initiative, which has been called offensive, outrageous, reprehensible and illegal. The initiative states that anyone who engages in sex with a person of the same gender would be killed “by bullets to the head or by any other convenient method.”

>Although the so-called Sodomite Suppression Act would undoubtedly be struck down as unconstitutional in the unlikely event it passed, Harris said that unless a judge ruled otherwise, she would have no choice but to give its sponsor the go-ahead to gather the nearly 366,000 votes needed to qualify it for the November 2016 ballot.

>Harris’ action followed weeks of mounting alarm and anger over the initiative, which also would make the distribution of gay “propaganda” an offence punishable by a $1 million fine or banishment from the state, and her lack of authority to quash it.

>California is one of 21 states where citizens can petition to have laws put on the ballot through the gathering of voter signatures. Under California’s initiative process, state officials do not have authority to refuse to administer initiatives they find objectionable, the California Supreme Court has ruled.

>> No. 101994 ID: c3e6b2
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Meet the Miracle Baby Born Without a Nose


I'll ban myself

(Worth it)
>> No. 101995 ID: 097fc9
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What the baby actually looks like.
>> No. 101996 ID: b15403

ayy lmao
>> No. 102000 ID: ee8d44

that's no baby, that's a grey alien larva

the day of the birthing is here

soon they will reap

>> No. 102012 ID: 0dcdc8
File 142800143375.jpg - (118.77KB , 970x1058 , trunk1n-1-web.jpg )
Not to be outdone.

>> No. 102013 ID: cb5ffa
She is the Kalki, destined to lead us out of this Age of Gloom into a new Golden Age of Truth.
>> No. 102014 ID: df12a0

Shit, just this afternoon, I saw a vid of some thing a woman birthed; the head and torso were fused together (no neck), with the "face" appearing to be no more than three dots (possibly the eyes and a nostril, from their placement) and where the mouth should be, looked like a hole ringed with what could have been a single lip. It had four limbs that could have been multi-jointed, but hung limply, like noodles, and each only had a nub a short distance from the terminus of the limb, which implied possible "thumbs."

To whoever's page posted the vid, I posted this in response...
>> No. 102015 ID: bdc075
WE had a school shooting and pursuit all morning up here in tally. Can't find a news article yet. Was lulzy when we asked the cop and he was like 'lul, I don't have my scanner on. They'll call me when something interesting happens / the find him again"
>> No. 102018 ID: 0dcdc8
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Interview with 3-Headed Human
>> No. 102103 ID: cb842c
>> No. 102111 ID: f9fcc1
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OP Pic: https://twitter.com/JessicaJagsWSB

Stokes is the same teen who received a heart transplant in 2013 after he was originally denied. Doctors had ruled him non-compliant.

"We met with the transplant committee and they told us they were considering all the other stuff, which shocked us," Rev. Samuel Mosteller, President of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference for the state of Georgia, said at the time. "They talked about truancy, they talked about absence in school, juvenile, there was a list in those things - poverty was one of the criteria."

At the time of the transplant, Mosteller said Stokes does not fit the stereotype of somebody who is a criminal.
>> No. 102126 ID: f013be
Is this fucking real?
>> No. 102131 ID: ac904b
Yep, twitter is linked in that post
>> No. 102146 ID: 6951ad

>The day before he put a gun to his head and killed himself at an M Resort buffet on Easter, a Las Vegas man filled a box with his complaints against the resort and its employees and mailed it to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

>In his final, angry message to the world, delivered to the newspaper Monday morning, John Noble blamed his suicide on depression that set in after the Henderson resort awarded him free meals at the buffet for life then banned him from the property in 2013 for harassing some of the women working there.

>“Today, I end my life due to the M Resort Spa Casino and its employees,” the 53-year-old Noble wrote in one of two suicide notes he included with an obsessively detailed dossier on the people he blamed for destroying his life.

>At about 4:50 p.m. Sunday, Noble shot himself in the resort on Las Vegas Boulevard South near St. Rose Parkway. Henderson firefighters were already at the resort’s parking garage extinguishing a burning vehicle police now say belonged to Noble.
>> No. 102157 ID: cb5ffa
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>Chokalingam was motivated to commit the fraud by the fact that he had a relatively low Grade Point Average of 3.1. Suspecting that certain US universities were employing affirmative action and positively discriminating in favour of candidates with an African American background, he decided to "test" his theory by rebranding himself as a black man.

>According to his website, as a "black" candidate with a 3.1 GPA, Chokalingam was considered by medical schools including Harvard, Pennsylvania and Columbia, and was eventually accepted by St Louis University in Missouri. He later dropped out, after changing his mind about pursuing a career in medicine, and now works (in a somewhat ironic twist) as a resume writer and graduate school application consultant. He has made it clear that he lied only about his race: all other details on his application were correct.
>> No. 102159 ID: 626b5e
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Vijay there is such a master troll. He has slaughtered the SJW's feels. Truly, Kali has blessed him!
>> No. 102163 ID: 09c7e0
this man would have been a powerful wizard had he not visited that prostitute in 1987
>> No. 102170 ID: cb5ffa
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>A 6ft snake discovered by a stunned teenager in a bathroom was recovered by a real-life pet detective.

>Karen Marriott dialed 999 after her 16-year-old daughter Hannah spotted the reptile curled up in a bath mat on a radiator.

>Craig Wallace, a detective based at Rochdale police station, overheard the control room call and offered to help as he has experience with keeping snakes.

>It was taken back to the station before being transferred into the care of the RSPCA.

>The reptile, white with black eyes, is believed to be a northern pine snake and Det Con Wallace thinks it might be an escaped pet that got into the house during recent warm weather.
>> No. 102172 ID: 0a2b37
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I had a summer job at a pool supply store as a teen, was right next to a marshy area and there was lots of tarps out back. Clearing snakes was a regular part of the business. In PA of course, I could only imagine doing the same job in Flawda.
>> No. 102202 ID: cb5ffa
  Head teachers to report parents to police and social services if they let their children play Grand Theft Auto or Call of Duty


>Parents are in danger of being reported to police by their children's head teachers if they allow them to play video games for over 18s.

>A letter sent by a group of schools in Cheshire raised concerns about the 'levels of violence and sexual content' young people are being exposed to by playing games such as Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto, which are renowned for their violent characters and have an 18 classification.

>It warns that if teachers are made aware their pupils have been playing these video games they will contact police and social services.

>The letter also warns: 'If your child is allowed to have inappropriate access to any game or associated product that is designated 18+ we are advised to contact the Police and Children’s Social Care as it is neglectful.'

>Mature games are for mature gamers! Let your kid play these games and we'll take him away! Don't worry there is plenty of new immigrant Muslim families that are always looking for children to groom and take care of!

Maybe this will finally get rid of the scourge of online gaming, British children.
>> No. 102220 ID: cb5ffa
File 142886598020.jpg - (38.82KB , 626x425 , respectherobot.jpg )
Sorry for the double post, but I saw this and couldn't resist.

>A Turkish politician who has been the Mayor of Ankara since 1994 is currently being sued after unveiling a 20-foot-tall metal robot in the city.

>Taxpayers hit the roof when Mayor Melih Gökçek pulled the sheet off his Transformer-like masterpiece, saying it is an enormous waste of their money – and rightly so, as he blew a pretty big budget on it.

After the public backlash, Gökçek simply replied ‘Respect the robot’, which surprisingly only made things worse.

>> No. 102231 ID: 90a126
What the hell is it supposed to be? It looks like a Zaku 1 but not.
>> No. 102232 ID: 39d859
Thats no Zaku boy
>> No. 102239 ID: 79a319
File 142894410890.jpg - (39.67KB , 500x289 , image.jpg )
Police in South Carolina arrested a North Charleston woman Monday night after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

According to the official report, Vernett Bader, 54, became irritated with her 64-year-old roommate (and one-time boyfriend) after he rejected her pleas to turn off the Eagles and told her to "shut up."

Bader then entered the kitchen and grabbed a serrated knife, which she subsequently used to stab her roommate several times in the arm, hand, and elbow.

The roommate and his brother managed to wrestle the knife away from Bader, but she quickly retrieved another from the kitchen.

All three were intoxicated at the time, per the report.

It's unclear which of the band's songs drove Bader over the edge, but police have narrowed down the possible suspects to "Witchy Woman," "Take It Easy," "Peaceful Easy Feeling," "Take It to the Limit," "One of These Nights," "Tequila Sunrise," and "Hotel California" on repeat.

Bader confessed to the crime, but claimed it was an act of self-defense to counter her roommate's choking.

Investigators say Bader did not have any visible marks on her neck.

Police charged Bader with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature and she was booked into the Charleston County jail, where she remained held as of this afternoon.

>> No. 102271 ID: adfbaa
To be fair, The Eagles suck.

I remember when my mom called the cops and said I choked her. I told them "I never choked her. I punched her. She punched me and started throwing things like heavy candles at me, so I punched her and shoved her against a wall to stop her." Cops like honesty, they threatened to charge her if she called again.
>> No. 102289 ID: 0cf0d2
>dat caseless life tho
>> No. 102291 ID: e3e0b8
>To be fair, The Eagles suck.

Confirmed for shit taste in music.
>> No. 102294 ID: f9fcc1

Incident occurred late February.
EVOC practical application @ 1:46.
>> No. 102314 ID: 017bee
Jesus Christ, that was some serious Leeroy Jenkins shit. They're trying to coordinate a response to the crazy guy and then out of nowhere some cowboy comes speeding through with reckless abandon and just runs him down.

Nevertheless, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>> No. 102316 ID: adfbaa
I feel like I should condemn his actions, but... at the same time I want to say good job. I'm all mixed up.

And damn you, I can't help but hear Leeroy Jenkins when I watch that now.
>> No. 102347 ID: 6951ad
Version with footage from the car that hit him. Starts at around 2:50.
>> No. 102358 ID: acd3e0

new footage higher quality audio
>> No. 102452 ID: e7f332

fuck yo phone
>> No. 102457 ID: 0dcdc8
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>A Colorado man who has been “fighting with his computer for the last several months” unloaded a volley of shots into his Dell tormentor, resulting in the death of the computer and him being cited for discharging a firearm, cops report.

>According to the Colorado Springs Police Department, officers responding last night to a 911 call about shots fired discovered that a “fed up” Lucas Hinch took his computer into a back alley and “fired 8 shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it.”

>Hinch, 38, was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits, according to a police blotter entry that includes the summary description “Man Kills His Computer.”

>When asked about the shooting, Hinch told TSG, “I just had it,” adding that he tired of the balky computer’s “blue screen of death.” Hinch said that he whacked the computer with a 9mm Hi-Point pistol recently purchased from a Craigslist seller. The gun was seized by police, who left the computer behind.

>The late Dell XPS 410 model, seen in the above police evidence photo, is survived by a monitor and a keyboard.
>> No. 102460 ID: 667a5a
Article itself is comedy gold, but the comments really bring it home
>> No. 102464 ID: 58fe63
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A man from England has been charged after he was accused of urinating in an ice machine at Hard Rock Hotel, according to the Orlando Police Department.

The incident happened around 12 a.m. Tuesday at the hotel at 5800 Universal Blvd.

A security officer told police that he was approached by a guest in the lobby who informed him there was a very intoxicated guest in the hotel. The security officer was taken by the guest to the intoxicated person, identified by police as Andrew Wood, 41.

The security officer approached Wood and saw him urinating in an ice machine, the arrest report said.

Police said the security officer attempted several times to get the guest to identify himself and tell him what room he was staying in.

The guest refused to identify himself and became very uncooperative and combative, and was becoming very loud and disturbing hotel guests, according to Orlando police. That is when the security officer called Orlando police.

When police arrived, an officer noticed Wood was extremely intoxicated, with the odor of alcohol emanating from him, and was having random outbursts, authorities said.

The police officer told Wood to stay in his hotel room for the night because of his actions or he would be placed under arrest for disorderly conduct in a public establishment. Police said Wood refused to stay in his room and continued to be disruptive in the hallway.

Wood was then arrested and taken to jail, where he continued to be disruptive in the jail and was booked by jail staff, police said.

Local 6 has learned Wood has posted bond, which was set at $1,000.

>> No. 102469 ID: e033ad
pissed m8
>> No. 102509 ID: 6951ad
"and in accordance with the deceased's final wishes, the funeral will be officiated by Mizz Candy Sparxxx."

>In China, friends and family of the deceased may have to do without a special form of funereal entertainment: strippers.

>According to a statement from the Ministry of Culture on Thursday, the government plans to work closely with the police to eliminate such performances, which are held with the goal of drawing more mourners.

>Pictures of a funeral in the city of Handan in northern Hebei province last month showed a dancer removing her bra as assembled parents and children watched. They were widely circulated online, prompting much opprobrium. In its Thursday statement, the Ministry of Culture cited “obscene” performances in the eastern Chinese province of Jiangsu, as well as in Handan, and pledged to crack down on such lascivious last rites.

>In the Handan incident earlier this year, the ministry said, six performers had arrived to offer an erotic dance at the funeral of an elderly resident. Investigators were dispatched and the performance was found to have violated public security regulations, with the person responsible for the performing troupe in question detained administratively for 15 days and fined 70,000 yuan (about $11,300), the statement said. The government condemned such performances for corrupting the social atmosphere.

>The point of inviting strippers, some of whom performed with snakes, was to attract large crowds to the deceased’s funeral – seen as a harbinger of good fortune in the afterlife. “It’s to give them face,” one villager explained. “Otherwise no one would come.
>> No. 102512 ID: 6951ad
Republican senate aide arrested with third of a pound of meth and two and a half pounds of date-rape drugs.

>Pagan is the third-highest-paid member on Cochran’s staff of roughly 30, according to congressional records available at Legistorm.com. He is registered to vote as a Democrat, according to D.C. records.

>According to an affidavit filed with the court, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers detected the drug gamma-butyrolactone, or GBL, in a DHL package from China addressed to Pagan’s home in Northwest Washington on April 9.

>GBL, said to build muscle, enhance love-making abilities and aid sleep, breaks down into the “date rape” party drug gamma hydroxybutyrate, or GHB. Both are controlled substances. The package, addressed to “Longevity Concepts LNC, Fred Pagan,” weighed about 1.1 kilograms and was intercepted at a DHL facility in Cincinnati, Waugh said in an affidavit.

>On April 23, D.C. police detectives and agents with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations arm served an early morning search warrant on Pagan’s home in the 5700 block of Colorado Avenue NWh. They found plastic bags with about 181.5 grams of a substance that tested positive for methamphetamine, according to Special Agent Mark Waugh of the Department of Homeland Security.

>The ICE agent said Pagan stated he had received three previous shipments of GBL and knew it was illegal. Pagan said his distributor had him receive the methamphetamine from California to avoid detection, Waugh said, adding that “Pagan stated that he intended to distribute both the GBL and methamphetamine in exchange for sexual favors.”

>In a 2006 profile in the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal, a former teacher of Pagan’s wrote that Pagan has worked for Cochran since Pagan was 16 years old. Pagan reportedly completed high school studies through correspondence and did not attend college, working as a page, then intern and office manager.
>> No. 102539 ID: df12a0

brb, buying airline tickets for Taiwan, and that week's newspaper for the obituaries section.
>> No. 102543 ID: de0bec
  So apparently the local wildlife is on the loose in Baltimore again.
Not sure why.
>> No. 102545 ID: 095a2b
It cracks me up when people try to characterize all this like it's MLK walking on Selma or freedom riders in the south. What an insult to those people..
>> No. 102546 ID: 8a8888
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I googled "baltimore riots" when I heard in order to see what all the hubbub was about.

"Black lives matter peaceful protest..."

Ah, one of those again.
>> No. 102556 ID: cb5ffa
I've been able to catch live streams of this, Ferguson, and my family and I had to deal with the dindus protesting rioting, looting, and blocking traffic on the high ways in the cities nearby. Its always the same; young upstanding urban gentleman of the basketball persuasion along with a scattering of white hipsterish twenty somethings filming everything on their iphones. One of the stores of the company I work for got looted and vandalized. One of the people who did it said it was because "[company I work for] doesn't build stores in black neighborhoods because they're racist". When my black manager heard that he just got depressed that people are this stupid.

Pretty fun to watch from the comfort of your home. Not really comforting at all though when you live near these areas and are affected by it.
>> No. 102558 ID: e8f72b
  This should be a sales commercial for the new Chevy Impala.
>> No. 102563 ID: 285294
I see you're still a shitlord. Why won't you let those peaceful african americans protest peacefully? All the looting, arson, assaults and attempted murders? Isolated incidents, surely!
>> No. 102588 ID: 254d85
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>> No. 102593 ID: cb5ffa
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>One such feminist is a person named Pad who has been helping women in more than one way for quite some time now. Pad is different and from a very young age has believed that she was born wrong, and in fact shouldn’t be a person, nor is Pad a person. Pad believes that she should have been born a feminine hygiene Pad, and that a pad is what she always has been and will always continue to be.

>Months ago Pad created a program that provides feminine hygiene products for women in need. This has helped many women get the products that they need each month at no cost to them. A few months ago she donated about $85 worth of feminine hygiene products to help homeless women near Chicago, another month she donated products to a woman who was seeking employment at the time, as well as donating products to women in his own community.

>Pad’s YouTube channel is called “The Pad Diaries” and it showcases video game play videos as well as educational material related to feminine hygiene. Pad shows support for Leelah and those like her in many ways, such as the song for his YouTube channel, “For The Lost and The Brave” is a song by Ray Toro which is dedicated to Leelah Alcorn. Pad’s channel in itself is also dedicated to her memory. Pad’s YouTube channel has become quite a success since its release. It now has 444 subscribers, 155,054 views across all videos and 1,137,567 estimated minutes watched across all videos

I guess this person was some kind of potential lolcow awhile back. Apparently the CWCwiki forums banned Pad and all Pad related discussion because she or she or it whatever found out and started posting in her/she/its threads. And he/she/it turned out to be an actually very nice, kind, warm hearted person, like the exact opposite of Chris Chan. So of course, the cretins on CWCwiki couldn't get any fun out of Pad.
>> No. 102594 ID: 90a126
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>he/she/it turned out to be an actually very nice, kind, warm hearted person

I don't care if she is Mother Teresa's and Mr Roger's illegitimate love child, that doesn't excuse her.....it...... whatever thinking she is a freaking maxi pad. I barely think calling her a her is kosher despite my notorious BIG liberal douch leanings because its just looks like a fucking dude that wants to be called a pretty, pretty princess with no attempt whatsoever at transitioning. But whatever, her choice to be called a she just as its her choice to be called a feminine hygiene product.

Thats just by far the most retardedly stupid dumb shit I've heard, well read, on the internet and I've been from one side of the cesspit to the other. From the dank bowels of the internet with its horrifying futa on shota urethra scat vore pony porn to just the retarded realm of Facebook that is probably more horrifying in then the pony porn in its own special way and nothing tops this.

I wonder if this women is just taking a piss at people to get a rise and maybe get some attention to homeless chicks in need of pads but I fucking doubt it.

I'll admit though I'm kinda interest in seeing her Lets Plays just because of perverse curiosity.
>> No. 102595 ID: 9507dc
>Pad’s YouTube channel is called “The Pad Diaries” and it showcases video game play videos as well as educational material related to feminine hygiene.

Everybody wants to do let's plays these days.
>> No. 102598 ID: 0dcdc8
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>An off-duty Houston Police Department officer opened fire on a suspect outside his Manvel home late Tuesday.

>The Manvel Police Department responded to reports of shots fired around 10 p.m. at a home on Desert Willow at Palm Desert.

>The off-duty officer said he was looking at his surveillance cameras when he saw a shadowy figure on his front porch. The officer, and father of young children, grabbed his pistol and went outside, opening fire as the suspect ran away.

>About a dozen shots were fired, but Manvel police believe the suspect was not struck. In the street, the man left behind a bike that he apparently tried to steal from the home's front porch.

>The officer said it was only after the suspect was gone he realized the man was taking the bike.

>Investigators are now looking to see if the gunfire was justified.

I see range time in this officers future.
>> No. 102600 ID: faf5b0
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>Pad is different and from a very young age has believed that she was born wrong, and in fact shouldn’t be a person, nor is Pad a person. Pad believes that she should have been born a feminine hygiene Pad, and that a pad is what she always has been and will always continue to be.

Hahaha. Deeprooted mental issues/illness is a helluva thing.
>> No. 102604 ID: 7b177d

He should easily skate on that one. All he has to do is articulate that he feared the guy was about to commit a burglary, theft, or criminal mischief.

Imagine being the thief though, wonder if he'll ever do that again.
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Two boys, ages 8 and 9, are in custody for allegedly firing a handgun multiple times, and no one was injured.

"@kcpolice 8 & 9 yr old taken into custody near Bannister and Marion for firing a handgun numerous times-no injuries"

>pic related - stock photo
>> No. 102619 ID: cb5ffa
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>When Orioles first baseman Chris Davis slammed a three-run homer over the right-field scoreboard in the first inning Wednesday during an historic afternoon at Camden Yards, there was no wild cheering.

>There was virtual silence. Crickets, with light typing from a hushed press box mixed in.

>“When you’re rounding the bases, and the only cheers you hear were from outside the stadium, it’s a weird feeling,” Davis said. “I’ll take any home run I can get at any time I can get it, but it’s definitely more fun when there are fans in the stands.”

>That was the extent of the celebration in a six-run first that propelled the Orioles to an 8-2 victory over the Chicago White Sox in the only contest played between the two this week.

>Because the club did not want to pull security resources away from potential riot scenes in the city — and because it did not want to postpone all three games of the series — the teams played Wednesday in what is believed to be the first contest in Major League Baseball history without any fans.

>The others were postponed — and rescheduled for a doubleheader here on a mutual off-day May 28 — due to prolonged civil unrest that escalated Saturday and again Monday following the death of city resident Freddie Gray while in police custody.

>The stadium’s seating section, capacity 45,971, was empty with the exception of two scouts, the pitch-information scoreboard operator and the occasional news photographer. No family members, no ushers, not even the stadium vendor with the shrill “beer” call that has become ubiquitous over the years.

Final Score Orioles 8 White Sox 2

>> No. 102622 ID: df12a0

Of greater cultural importance than the rioting/"protest" outside the stadium.

...and I don't even like MLB.
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"ya'll got a cigarette?" "no" "FUCK YOU!"

>Israel Police arrested a young woman who caused a fire in a Jerusalem gas station after a driver refused to give her a cigarette.

>The woman was at the Paz Gas station on Derech Bethlehem in Jerusalem on Tuesday. A security camera depicts her approaching a man filling his car's gas tank.

>She allegedly asked him for a cigarette, and he said no. Then she pulled a lighter out of her pocket and lit the handle of the fuel pump, which immediately caught fire. Gas station workers put out the fire.

>The suspect was arrested soon after the event by local police but denied the accusations while under investigation.
>> No. 102752 ID: e6e006
>> No. 102759 ID: 0dcdc8
  Florida .....
>> No. 102761 ID: cb5ffa

Britain may be forced to ration the internet, expert warns, as web use could consume 100% of nation's power supply by 2035

>Britain could be forced to introduce internet rationing, after an expert warned it could consume the country’s entire power supply within 20 years.

>Experts said we were close to “filling up” the nation’s network of optical fibres for the first time ever, with the demands of popular video-streaming websites like YouTube and Netflix putting an unprecedented strain on communications infrastructure.

>Prof Ellis said the major telecom operators alone account for national energy consumption equivalent to the output of three nuclear power stations, and rising internet demand could consume the nation's entire power supply by approximately 2035.

Should of followed France's example and invested in nuclear power. Also...
>Economic sanctions on the country who supplies Europe with most of her energy
>We're starting to run out of energy guys
>> No. 102763 ID: 6d4ccf

Wow, that was exactly the wrong thing to do.
>> No. 102823 ID: adfbaa
Right? Leave it in, shut off the pump, and beat the bitch. Number 3 being the most important.
>> No. 102889 ID: 381ee6
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An off-grid homeschool family of 12 in rural Kentucky was raided, the mother arrested, and the 10 children seized simply because the government disagrees with their lifestyle and their educational choices, family members and friends say.

Until Wednesday, Joe and Nicole Naugler lived with their 10 kids in a cabin on 26 acres in Breckinridge County, about an hour southwest of Louisville.

“They are an extremely happy family,” family friend Pace Ellsworth told Off The Grid News.
Police Seize 10 Children From Off-Grid Family Because They’re Homeschooled

Nicole Naugler.

Acting on an anonymous tip about the family’s off-grid lifestyle, sheriff’s officers entered the property and home Wednesday, and even blocked the access road to the family property, the family says. Joe and eight of the children were away, but Nicole – who is five-months pregnant – was home with the two oldest kids. Sheriff deputies then seemingly allowed Nicole and the two children to drive away but they got only a short distance before deputies pulled them over and took the two children away from the mom, who was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. (She says the arrest took place after she did not passively allow deputies to take the children.) Nicole was able to contact her husband and have a brief conversation.
>> No. 102893 ID: 0daa26
>In unschooling, there is no set curriculum and the education is based on each child’s strength.

Yeah, that's all you should have to read to know how full of shit this article is. Actually, you probably could have stopped at offthegridnews.com...

Cruise down to the comment section, where people familiar with the story are taking about it. Sounds like they had 12 (soon to be 13) people living in a ~350sq ft cabin with no running water, and the kids weren't enrolled in ANY kind of school program, public, home, or "un".

In fairness, that could all be false. I'm not going to actually research this, because I don't care enough. But if even part of what they were saying is true, removal is the best thing that could happen to those little fuckers.
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I ended up looking up more about it. I'm under the impression that they will get their children back if they comply with standards set forth by the court.

Nothing wrong with homeschooling your children, but whether you do that, public, or private, or whatever, it is essential that the American child's education must meet whatever minimum standards are set forth by the state. That 'unschooling' philosophy takes only a small part of any normal child's daily life and makes it the entire focus.


There's also a recording of their conversation with police.

The short of it is that this wasn't their first run-in with CPS, they lived in the sort of way that Doomguy loves to hate on, some of the children don't have identification documents, and the dad's been stealing water from his neighbors as well as having a record for bad checks, driving without insurance, and not showing up to court.

Even if they weren't trailer trash, I don't consider living 'off-the-grid' to be a valid lifestyle choice in this day and age. I'm all for modern homesteading, but the Nauglers are doing borderline sovereign citizen crap.
>> No. 102907 ID: 3f8c1c
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A Subway sandwich artist who hailed the murders of two Mississippi police officers on social media faced a fierce online backlash Sunday and was canned from her job.

Sierra (C-Babi) Mccurdy wrote on Facebook “2 police officers was shot in Hattiesburg tonight!” according to screengrabs circulating online. “Got em.”

>> No. 102909 ID: 254d85
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>WIMAUMA, Fla. — A man is in the hospital after being bit in the face by his pet water moccasin.

>Austin Hatfield, 18, had caught the deadly snake in his girlfriend’s backyard in Wimauma, near Tampa.

>Hatfield then put the poisonous reptile in a pillow case and kept it on his bed. He held the cottonmouth and practiced kissing it on the head, until one day, the snake seemed to have had enough.

>One of Hatfield's friends, Jason Belcher, was there the day Hatfield was bitten on the lip, recalling, "He took it out, put it on his chest and it was acting funny, and it jumped up and got him.”

>"He ripped it off his face, threw it on the ground and he started swelling up immediately," Belcher explains.

>That’s when the Hatfield bolted out of his bedroom and began yelling that he needed to get to the hospital.

>"It was pretty frightening,” Belcher continues, “We've done a lot of stuff together. This is the one thing that scared me the most."

>Hatfield was rushed to Tampa General Hospital in critical condition.

>Several rounds of antivenom had to be administered and Hatfield had to be ventilated because swelling had closed off his airway.

>FWC spokesperson Officer Baryl Martin states Hatfield did not have a permit to possess venomous reptiles and captured the snake illegally.

>The snake was killed so that it could be identified and the correct antivenom could be administered.

>Hatfield has since been upgraded to good condition.
>> No. 102915 ID: c3e6b2
Original title is very mis-leading

> Zimmerman was shot in the face during a confrontation with a driver, WFTV reported. His injuries appear to be minor.

> Police say it appears to be a "road rage incident," according to WRBW.

This is all you need to know but rest of the article is just trying to smearing shit on him.

>> No. 102926 ID: c7c2c7
When I read the headline, I thought he'd finally been flim-flammed for sure.
>> No. 102964 ID: e44cc8
What part of "can't flimflam the zimzam" don't you understand? hehehe
>> No. 103001 ID: 58fe63
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Like any normal day, Boyd Jentzsch and his son, Kai, put out food for the family of Muscovy ducks that lived outside their Wellington home.

But on May 2 as they watched out their patio door at the mother duck and her 11 ducklings peck at their food, a lawn worker plotted a different fate for the birds, according to an arrest report.

He gunned his riding lawnmower toward the ducks, which were perched on the grass near a tree in the family's yard, and swerved his blades over them, the report stated. Inside, the family of three watched and screamed at what they had just witnessed.

"We were horrified," said Jentzsch. "I couldn't believe it was happening. It was totally disgusting."

The landscaper, Jason Falbo, 24, of Royal Palm Beach, was arrested Wednesday and charged with nine counts of animal cruelty by Palm Beach County Animal Care and Control.

Officers were called to the family's home at about 2:30 p.m. the day the ducks died.

As Jentzsch's wife, Laura Gontchar recalls, the day started beautifully. She said Kai, 7, loves animals and grew especially fond of the ducks that would waddle up into the family's backyard.

Gontchar said the ducklings weren't more than a few days old. Meanwhile, Falbo's lawnmower hummed along the side of the house and Kai watched as his beloved ducks ate their lunch.

Then, the lawmower appeared. Jentzsch said the blades on the mower were up, lifted above the grass. In an instant the blades went down and a flurry of feathers, bones and small beaks went flying into the air.

The three bolted out the door; first Gontchar, then Kai, then Jentzsch.

"What are you doing?" Jentzsch remembers screaming, as Kai and Gontchar became more and more hysterical. "These are our friends. These are our babies, we love to feed them!"

Falbo sat on his mower, backed up and ran over the ducklings again, the family said. This time he smiled and laughed. Four ducklings managed to get away, hobbling with their mother into the lake, but two drowned. Out of the 11 ducklings, only two survived, according to the report.

"What are you doing to my ducks?" Kai wailed, his father remembers. "Why are you laughing?"

The boy, in tears, ran from the backyard and back into his house. Jentzsch and his wife were stunned.

"It was one of the most emotional things I've ever seen," Jentzsch said. "It was just — wow."

Jentzsch called the police and the county's Animal Care and Control, who found the remains of the birds.

When the officials were gone, the family sat inside and cried. Kai grabbed his iPad and started watching cartoons.

"I don't want to hear about it," he told his dad. "I'm too upset."

Nearly two weeks later, the family is still reeling from witnessing the traumatic event. On his way to the school bus stop Thursday, Kai asked Jentzsch whether he thought more ducks would come and if they could take care of them so he could remember what it felt like.

It's hard for the couple to explain to Kai why this happened, they said.

"He asked me, 'Is everybody out there like this?'" Jentzsch said.

Officers said they were able to make contact with Falbo about the attack a few hours after the incident occurred. They wrote in the report that the nine baby ducks lost their lives "cruelly and viciously with extreme intent."

Records show Falbo was arrested in March for domestic battery and aggravated child abuse after he was accused of beating his girlfriend.

He is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail on $27,000 bail on the animal cruelty charges.

Gontchar said she is still emotional from what she and her family saw, but she and her husband are trying to use this experience as an opportunity to teach their son about the value of life and how cruel some people can be.

"A person came and ruined the lives of those birds," she said. "We talked about it, going through death and questions like that, and how things need to be done when he sees these cruel things happen. I think that was a very powerful and hurtful experience for him to see."

>> No. 103004 ID: 90a126
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I just read about that shit a few minutes ago.

Shit like that seriously fucking enrages me. I hunt, I kill animals but never in fucking cold blood. If I kill something it is with purpose, never for shit and giggles, not even bugs. If I kill an insect its because its a pest, its into something it should not be.

This motherfucker, this waste of flesh and air, this fucking piece of shit who should have a metal rod shoved up his fat ass and out his mouth after being castrated with a rusty pair of pliers, murders a bunch of ducklings because they are there, because his dick is small damn small he gets off killing tiny little animals.

This really speaks of my character though. Here I am fantasizing about extreme violence on this goddamn extreme late term abortion because he killed some fucking ducks, forehead vein throbbing, heart racing, rage boiling in my veins, and I can barely work up a fuck when ISIS murders a bunch of people, with Boko Haram kidnaps a bunch of girls to use a sex slaves, it bothers me and I think they people should be destroyed with extreme prejudice but doesn't anger me to the point I personally want to do something about it.

I'd fight ISIS if given the chance, sure, but thats if it was group thing. I wouldn't take the intiative, I'd do it because all the cool kids are doing it and I gotta jump from dem bridges.

But this shit spewing cunt filled with lies and murder, holy fuck, the horrifying things my mind is thinking up I'd want to do to him, only half of which involves rusty implements and his genitals, there'd be no following, I want to personally seriously injure and kill him.

I want to tie him to ground and take one of those old non-mechanical push mowers to his fucking, I want his skin to peel of, his muscles and sinew exposed, it want the ground soaked in red and tears and pleas of sorrow that are only true because he is sorry about the consequences of his crime not the act.

You know, I think there might be seriously something broken with me if I feel this strongly about animals being harmed but nowhere near the same for people.
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While it does kinda sound like you've got a friend in Frost, you ARE from West Virginia, no matter how much time you spend cooped up in the library.
>> No. 103014 ID: d5e5a4
>> No. 103016 ID: 254d85
>The affluent denizens of Atlanta’s Buckhead neighborhood received a fun treat this week when they looked up at the corner of Peachtree and East Paces Ferry: a famous internet man’s giant, ruddy, gaping spread asshole, displayed on an enormous digital billboard.

>The billboard above is one of the thousands of YESCO digital billboards installed across the country. Naturally, it comes with an internet connection. The setup is exactly as insecure as you’d imagine: many of these electronic billboards are completely unprotected, dangling on the public internet without a password or any kind of firewall. This means it’s pretty simple to change the image displayed from a new AT&T offer to, say, Goatse.

>The appearance of this unexpected mammoth human asshole alarmed Buckhead residents so much that at least one called 911, WSB-TV reports:

>“There’s an electronic billboard that is flashing a naked man,” one woman said in the 911 call. “It’s not actually an emergency; it’s just totally disgusting.” Police say the billboard’s owner temporarily cut power to the billboard.
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There is another text messaging scandal inside the Casselberry Police Department. After the former chief resigned following a Channel 9 investigation Karla Ray has learned that an officer is accused of sending a text with a racial slur to his supervisor.

The text message, reportedly also sent to three other officers, had a version of the N-word that ends in "a." Ray has been covering the Casselberry Police Department since her reports led to the resignation of former chief Bill McNeil.

Matthew Blunt, the officer at the center of the latest controversy, reportedly sent the message on his personal phone to the city-owned phone of his supervisor Kristine Pamatian. Screenshots of the group message Blunt was said to have sent, while bragging about winning $32 through the lottery, include a cartoon with an expletive and the offensive word.

>Sierra C-Babi Mccurdy
fucking kek

>linking gawker directly
come on man
>> No. 103036 ID: f1339e
Fucking Christ. Finding out that a local cop was a member of the American Nazi Party wouldn't make me half as alarmed as finding out a local cop was a /b/tard.
>> No. 103037 ID: 381ee6
>"hey you were going 35 in a 40 zone, are you a..."
>*whips out an A4 format glossy pokemon picture*
>"... SLOWPOKE??!?"
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Turns out only one reporter bothered to try to get Zim's side of the story and it wasn't even published. The Daily Mail of all major outlets actually gave him a fair shake and did some actual investigative reporting.


Looks like the shooter used a .357. Very close call.
Don West is reprising his role as defense and Debra Nelson is gonna be the judge again, it seems.
>> No. 103119 ID: 3f8c1c
They've been rounding up suspects for someone who murdered a man, his wife, their 10-year-old son (tortured before death), and their housekeeper, and then tried to set the house on fire. Family's survived by two daughters currently in boarding school. Payout was 40 grand in cash.


>The Washington Post reported Wednesday evening that police matched Wint to DNA found on the crust of a Domino's pizza that had been ordered to the house the night of May 13, as the victims were being held.
>Two clerks, who asked not to be identified, at a Domino's Pizza told WUSA-TV that a delivery was made to the house that evening.

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Jesus, he even looks messed up in the head.
>> No. 103138 ID: 254d85
"19 kids and counting" was the show title, not a instruction!

>In the wake of a tabloid report alleging that he molested several underage girls while he was a teenager, reality-television star Josh Duggar said Thursday that he “acted inexcusably” and was “deeply sorry” for what he called “my wrongdoing.”

>The 27-year-old Duggar, a high-profile member of the evangelical Christian family that stars on TLC’s “19 Kids and Counting,” also resigned his post with the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying organization.
>> No. 103142 ID: 3f8c1c
They got the guy pretty good, but that's how politics and public opinion roll.
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A Maryland mother was found pushing her dead three-year-old child in a swing at a park Friday morning, according to the Charles County Sheriff's Office.

Officers responded to Wills Memorial Park located at 500 St. Mary's Avenue around 6:55 a.m. for the report of a woman who had been pushing a child in a swing for an unusually long period of time.

The 24-year-old mother and her son may have been at the park since the day before, officials said. When officers got to the park, they found the woman pushing the three-year-old in a swing at the playground. Officers noticed right away that the boy was dead.

There were no signs of trauma, officials said. The child was taken to the Office of Chief Medical Examiner in Baltimore where an autopsy will be done in order to determine the cause of death.

The mother was taken to the hospital for a medical evaluation, offcials said. The investigation is ongoing.

Anyone with additional information is asked to call Det. C. Shankster at (301) 609-6513.

>> No. 103150 ID: 6d6cb1
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>/n/ - /x/
>> No. 103153 ID: 097fc9
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I was going to post that, waifu told me about it. I hope kid just suffered CID and mom couldn't handle the fact her baby is dead and had a break down "It's all gonna be ok baby, mommy is going to take you to the park and play on the swing"

Pic kinda related almost dead kid
>> No. 103154 ID: cb5ffa

>For six years, Rafat Shororo longed for the taste of a KFC sandwich he had eaten in Egypt. This week, he got his finger lickin' fix at home in the Gaza Strip after a local delivery company managed to smuggle it from Egypt through underground tunnels.

>The al-Yamama company advertises its unorthodox new fast-food smuggling service on Facebook. It gets tens of orders a week for KFC meals despite having to triple the price to 100 shekels ($30) to cover transportation and smuggling fees. The deliveries go from the fryers at the Al-Arish KFC joint 35 miles away to customers' doorsteps in about three hours.

>Ironically, one of the reasons smugglers agreed to start dealing in KFC is because Israel’s easing of restrictions on trade since the November cease-fire with Hamas has dealt a serious blow to the tunnel business.
>> No. 103186 ID: e7f332

This is happening down the street from me and the rage is absolutely delicious.
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I found the story compelling enough to actually read a lot of the comments as well as read over the petition and its remarks. What a bunch of NIMBY elitist babies. Talk about your ruffled feathers and startled horses.
>> No. 103205 ID: 3056d8
Oh yeah. And they are actually petitioning the property owner to break the lease. It's completely ridiculous.
>> No. 103209 ID: 6eeb8c
I do not know whether it's just me or if everyone else encountering issues with your blog.
It seems like some of the written text within your content are running off the screen. Can someone else please provide feedback and let me know if this is happening
to them as well? This could be a issue with my web browser because
>> No. 103230 ID: 5bb72d
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A case of alleged animal abuse in the far west of New South Wales has led to debate about whether sheep can comprehend human speech.

It began in September last year, when the New South Wales branch of the RSPCA received a tip-off about the alleged mistreatment of sheep, including verbal abuse, that were being shorn at Boorungie Station, 130 kilometres from Broken Hill.

The complaint was lodged by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), which had apparently obtained footage and testimony from an undercover operative working at the station.

For Ken Turner, who operates Boorungie Station, the complaint itself suggests the sheep could at least understand English.

"The basis for the concerns was the rights of the animals, that they might have been harassed by viewing things they shouldn't have seen or verbal abuse by people using bad language," he said.

"To my knowledge, there was no actual cruelty on the job.

"The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language."

Steve Coleman, CEO of NSW RSPCA, said the war over the words began when it was decided, for reasons that remain unclear, that the video footage was not legally usable.

"We felt the footage was inadmissible and therefore we relied on what oral evidence came from both parties," he said.

"It was conflicting and on that basis we were unable to continue.

"The evidence that was available basically came down to one person's word against another."

While Mr Coleman did not deny that verbal abuse was a factor, he insisted the complaint contained more concerning issues than just bad language.

"Certainly there were other concerns well beyond yelling at sheep," he said.

While describing claims about verbal abuse of animals as "rare", Mr Coleman said the RSPCA took such allegations seriously.

"If there is an allegation that puts at risk an animal that would cause it unnecessary suffering and distress, we would investigate it," he said.

"I don't know if it matters what language is used. An animal is not going to understand it."

But Nicolah Donovan, president of Lawyers for Animals, said animals did understand.

"I think it is conceivable that verbal abuse of an extreme nature against an animal, whether it be human, sheep or otherwise, could constitute an act of violence," she said.

"We have accepted that domestic violence can certainly be constituted by acts of extreme verbal abuse, particularly when the victim of the abuse is especially vulnerable - if they have a low fear threshold or they lack understanding that the verbal abuse isn't going to proceed to a physical threat against them.

"This might be the case with children or farm animals, and the level of abuse needn't be that extreme to cause that kind of fear in an animal."

Lynda Stoner, CEO at Animal Liberation NSW, agreed.

She said animals did not need to understand language in order to comprehend that a human speaker was frustrated or angry.

"I'm not sure all animals can understand different dialects," she said.

"I don't think they're getting the nuances someone is using.

"What they will be getting though is the threat inherent in the way that voice is used.

"I believe they can absolutely comprehend emotion.

"We all know that animals feel pain and suffering, we know animals remember what's been done to them, and we know they can anticipate brutality if it's come before.

"I don't think that's placing human emotions on animals. It's simply that all animals, all species, are capable of feeling pleasure, pain, suffering and all those feelings we feel."

The issue was a topic of some debate at last week's Pastoralist's Association AGM in Broken Hill, where some graziers argued that livestock handling - during mustering, for example - necessarily required a degree of intimidation.

Dean Boyce of the RSPCA, who was addressing the meeting, also voiced a concern that many of the 15,000 complaints received by his organisation each year amounted to concerns that were "petty".

But Ms Stoner argued that, far from excusing bad language and behaviour, the challenges posed by livestock handling required workers who were level-headed and compassionate.

She said that, as in the field of surgery, where bad language might be seen as a sign of dangerous frustration levels, the fields of farming required individuals who could keep a cool head.

"There are ways with working with animals that don't require screaming, shouting and just losing it completely," she said.

"Someone who needs to resort to constant bad language, constant screaming and shouting … there is something inherently flawed in a person like that.

"That person has issues whereby they need to dominate and they can't step back from what kind of person they are.

"They need to step back and see there's another way of doing things."

The case against Boorungie Station has been formally dropped.

In a statement to ABC Rural, PETA said "if foul language were the worst that sheep in Australian shearing sheds had to endure, then no complaint would have been filed".

As for Ken Turner at Boorungie Station, the experience has been an eye opener, but he is not about to watch his words in future.

"It made me ask a lot of questions of myself about what we're allowed to do and not allowed to do," he said.

"I believe we do things properly.

"We'll continue as normal."

>> No. 103239 ID: f013be
Wait they still exist? After proof they're killing thousands of animals a year (81% they receive into their shelters) because they're too cheap to provide shelter for them AS PROMISED
>> No. 103253 ID: 9507dc
From what I can tell they mostly exist as a thing idiots on tumblr can brag about supporting with intentionally false infographics.
>> No. 103260 ID: 0c08f2

or that group that you request free annoying stickers from to put all over your friend's bumper one night
>> No. 103262 ID: 3f8c1c
This happened back in March. Someone tried to rush the TSA with a machete and explosives.

>> No. 103263 ID: 5bb72d
A former Chinese elementary school teacher has been executed for molesting or raping 26 students, some as young as 4, in a case underscoring the vulnerability of rural children left behind by parents seeking jobs in cities.

The intermediate People’s Court in the impoverished western province of Gansu said it carried out the sentence against Li Jishun on Thursday after it was upheld by the nation’s Supreme People’s Court. Li committed his assaults in the classroom, dormitories and surrounding forest areas in 2011-2012.

In its ruling, the Supreme Court said all of Li’s victims were girls younger than 12 who attended his village boarding school and “were his responsibility to educate and protect.”

“However, he took advantage of his status as teacher to repeatedly rape and molest the young girls, concealing his crimes and making it more difficult for his victims to resist and expose him,” the ruling said.

The ruling said many of the girls had been left by parents working in cities, a group of children seen as particularly prone to physical and psychological abuse and who often grow up lonely and emotionally scarred. Such children are often left in the care of grandparents or placed in boarding schools where they are looked after by teachers.

While China’s wealthy cities produce some of the world’s highest achievers in math and science, village schools are usually badly underfunded and most students leave after the mandatory nine years of education or earlier.

>> No. 103353 ID: 254d85
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"2 bedroom, 1 bath, shielded against Frankenstein radio controls"

>For years, Polish painter Piotr Janowski has been working on his art inside his home. But, when he moved to Florida six months ago he decided to start his first outdoor project.

>Janowski covered most of his rental home in aluminum foil.

>“It took us four days,” he said.

>It took him and his friend 15 rolls of aluminum foil to cover three walls of the rental home as well as some of his palm trees. He attached foil sculpted ears to the palm trees to symbolize curiosity.

>Piotr says he chose aluminum foil because it blends in with nature.

>“I paint on aluminum sheets and discovered that aluminum reflects the world around,” he said.

>His art piece has drawn people from neighboring cities to drive and take a look.

>“It’s different, it’s unique,” said a fan of the art project, Don Solino.

>However, not everyone thinks it's art. Some of the neighbors that live right across the street say it’s an eye sore and needs to be gone.

>Those negative opinions don’t offend Janowski.

>“Bad or good opinion is always good for an artist, it’s a big motivation,” he said.
>> No. 103373 ID: 5bb72d
Tanzania’s federal government has been forced to issue a warning to politicians competing in the October elections not to engage in witchcraft in an attempt to improve their odds of winning, reminding candidates that witchcraft was banned nationally in January and any attacks on people with albinism–whose bodies are used in good luck potions–will be prosecuted.

“I want to assure my fellow politicians that there won’t be any parliamentary seat that will be won as a result of using albino body parts,” Deputy Home Affairs Minister Pereira Silima warned politicians last week, noting that the number of attacks on albino people have tended to increase during election season in the past decade. Witch doctors will pay up to $75,000 for a full set of albino body parts, which they later cook into potions and sell at high prices. The demand has led to a black market industry in which individuals try to kill–or at least hack off the limbs of–albinos in their neighborhoods and sell whatever body part they can hack away at a high price.

Estimates place the albino population of Tanzania at around 30,000, one of the world’s highest. The UN estimates that more than 70 albinos have been killed since 2000 to be used in witchcraft potions, and many more survive attacks in which they lose arms or legs. Before Tanzania banned witchcraft in January, only ten people had been convicted for attacks on albinos, and activists have attributed this to belief in witchcraft being most prevalent among Tanzania’s wealthiest and most connected.

Tanzania’s Mail and Guardian reports that many are also not prosecuted because their immediate family members participate in the killings, hoping to make money off their albino relative. Tanzanian Albino Society coordinator Severin Edward explained:

Even last year the numbers might have been higher because these crimes are very intimate. Mostly, a close family member, even a father, is involved in the killings and abductions. In such cases silence wins; his wife will probably be an accomplice in the crime. Nothing will be said of the matter again and the police will have no chance of prosecuting anyone.

Since Tanzania banned witchcraft in January, 17 people, mostly convicted witch doctors, have been sentenced to death for attacks on albinos. But, as the Daily Mail notes, buyers of albino body parts have never been prosecuted–only the sellers. Police have been ordered to shoot anyone attacking albinos, and the Tanzanian government has reportedly encouraged citizens to kill those found with albino body parts. This leaves the politicians looking for a campaign boost free to navigate the black market.
The encouragement to kill, however, has led to a witch hunt against women believed, but never proven, to have made potions out of albino people. Given that the unrest occurs largely within poorer communities, poorer, rural women are targeted as witches; and so far, mobs have killed more than 1,000 between February 2014-2015, according to the Center for Advocacy in Rural Development. Most have been hacked or stoned to death, attacked with rudimentary weapons in retaliation for the wave of albino assaults.

>> No. 103387 ID: 0dcdc8
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A man in Florida is facing charges for dancing on top of a sheriff's office vehicle, then ripping off one of the windshield wiper blades, reports television station WZVN.

The bizarre scene was captured on video last month in Cape Coral. And the explanation was just as odd.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, Christian Radecki, 40, the man seen in the video, got on top of the deputy's vehicle and danced to get their attention. He apparently wanted to warn deputies about a ritual sacrifice involving vampires and small children.

A nearby neighbor saw what was happening and called police, but not before Radecki reportedly grabbed an American flag and ran around the house with it.

As for the dance party on the sheriff's office's SUV...

"Gets on top of our Tahoe and starts doing the Icky shuffle or something," said Lee County Sheriff Mike Scott. "He no doubt has the moves like Jagger, but he picked the wrong dance floor."

Radecki was arrested for disturbing the peace and damage to property.
>> No. 103388 ID: 254d85
hobo justice is swift but effective

>PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - A porta-potty was tipped over. There was a man trapped inside. And police said witnesses did it on purpose because the man was touching himself while holding the door open.

>It was not your everyday call for assistance at the foot of the Hawthorne Bridge on Thursday morning.

>An officer was flagged down about a man trapped in a portable toilet near the Eastbank Esplanade at 8 a.m.

>The Honey Bucket's door was against the ground, so Portland Fire & Rescue personnel responded to lift it back up and free the man who was inside.

>The 48-year-old homeless man was not injured, according to police, but he was covered in "fecal matter" and waste from the tank of the porta-potty.

>An anonymous homeless person approached the crews at the scene and said the man had been in the porta-potty with his pants around his ankles, "pleasuring himself" as he held the door open.

>The witness told officers that other homeless people in the area were tired of the man's behavior, so they knocked over the porta-potty and ran away.

>Those people were not identified or located by police near the scene.
>> No. 103390 ID: b7b175
>"He no doubt has the moves like Jagger, but he picked the wrong dance floor."

Kekity kek
>> No. 103443 ID: 824045
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>Lech does not agree with police tactics used that included a robot, explosives and a breaching ram that punctured exterior walls.
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>Lech said his homeowner’s insurance company has warned him there is a small chance his policy won’t cover the damage because of a clause for “incompetent goverment” action.

>clause for “incompetent goverment” action

because of course
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Also the 15-year-old white kid making a big deal out of the fact that he's white is probably forgetting he's a resident. It seems that most of the folks at that party weren't.

Some hashtag bravo lima mikes protesting but I don't know how long that's gonna last, because it's a residential area.


>"We pay HOA dues to use that pool, so you can't come out here and throw unauthorized events. I do not, however, and I want to strongly stress this, I do not agree with how police officers handled the situation," she said.
>> No. 103454 ID: 0008f5
To be fair they probably should have seen that coming. Your local community/homeowner setups take themselves very seriously in the US in my experience.

I remember visiting my aunt and uncle in PA a few years ago. some BBQ and the community pool was on so we all headed down. I was getting huge attention and looks. I saw it kick off out of the corner of my eye when I grabbed a can of coke out of the cooler and a burger from the table.

I was saved by my aunt at the last second as she intercepted nutjob suburbia mom and her pasty short wearing pool security henchmen.

Other people like the guy working the grill and that were nice though and chill about it. Not like I was rowdy or drunk. Helped one guy lift some chairs on the way in so that helped with the guys actually putting it all together, soccer moms control types don't see that kind of thing though, only not one of us criteria haha.
>> No. 103459 ID: 5bb72d
A service dog threw himself in front of a mini school bus to try to protect his blind owner and stayed by her side as emergency responders tended to the injured pair, authorities said.

Both Figo, the golden retriever, and his owner, Audrey Stone, were on the mend Tuesday, a day after the collision with the mini school bus in Brewster.

Police photos of Monday's crash showed fur stuck to the bus' front wheel, according to the Journal News (http://lohud.us/1drjicn ).

"The dog took a lot of the blow," Brewster Police Chief John Del Gardo said. "And he did not want to leave her side. He stood right with her. He was there to save her."

The driver said he didn't see the pair crossing the road. He was given a summons for failing to yield to a pedestrian. The two kindergarteners on the bus weren't injured.

Paul Schwartz, who manages a gas station at the intersection, ran over to help.

"The dog didn't want to leave her side," Schwartz said. "He was flopping over to her, and she didn't want him to get away from her, either. She kept screaming" Figo's name, said Schwartz. "We kept telling her he was fine."

"He let us wrap up his leg without any problem. He wasn't barking or crying or yelping. But he kept pulling toward her," Schwartz said.

The dog wasn't allowed in the ambulance; he was taken to the veterinarian in a fire vehicle. Figo and Stone were both visibly upset by the separation, Schwartz said.

Stone, 62, suffered a broken ankle, elbow and ribs and a head wound and was still hospitalized Tuesday in Danbury, Connecticut, the police chief said.

Figo underwent surgery and has a leg splint. Schwartz said Figo's leg was cut down to the bone. He'll remain at a veterinary hospital until Stone is able to care for him.

The driver was taken off duty while an investigation is conducted. The review will include dashboard cameras in the minibus and another bus that was in the area at the time, according to Steven Moskowitz, Brewster's assistant superintendent for human resources and technology.

>> No. 103585 ID: 254d85
>According to the Coloradoan, loaves of bread were being given away at the festival vendors, and Harwell did not take kindly to the bread pieces being directed his way. Basically, Harwell loses his mind for roughly three minutes, while the rest of the band tries to diffuse the situation by performing their iconic hit, "All Star." Is this the tensest situation in which "All Star" has ever been played? Probably.

>"You throw one more piece of shit on fuckin' stage, I'm gonna come find your ass, I'm gonna beat your ass, whoever the fuck you are out there," quoth Harwell. "You wanna be a badass? Come up here. Come on. Come be a badass up here. Come on! Come onstage! Come onstage, badass! Come on! Come onstage! You bring your ass onstage, whoever's throwing shit at me!"
>> No. 103588 ID: f4c3c8
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Having worked event security posted up behind a stage barrier, may I just say that Harwell is a FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? We're manhandling twenty motherfuckers as it is without your bullshit! You're a rock star, and this is all it takes to break you!? I tackled a drunk bitch that took a running charge at Macklemore, and that skinny fuck didn't even flinch! It's a piece of bread, you soft fuck.
>> No. 103589 ID: 097fc9
He is just having a mental break down, he is still touring with the same music and after this he will be announcing he will stop touring soon.
>> No. 103620 ID: c1b115
Happened two years ago, but the story broke at the beginning of this month.


A 14-year-old in Dallas was pregnant from being raped by a relative, so her cousins fed her a bunch of pills, jumped up and down on her stomach and beat her silly, tried to dispose of the stillborn child on a BBQ grill, and ended up paying someone $25 to dispose of the body.

>> No. 103784 ID: 5bb72d
A Hamilton man had a bad day on Thursday.

First, police allege, he poured a sticky substance all over a downtown sidewalk.

A city spokeswoman says crews came in to clean up what they guessed was maple syrup.

Then, police say, they began an investigation, which led them to a witness who identified the man allegedly responsible for pouring the gooey liquid onto the sidewalk.

They charged the man with mischief, but that wasn't the end.

Police say their investigation also revealed the man had a small amount of marijuana, so they charged him with possession and also with breach of probation.

>> No. 103821 ID: 254d85
>A former child actor who starred in one of the Star Wars movie sequels led police on a high-speed chase before crashing into trees.

>Jake Lloyd, who played young Anakin Skywalker in the 1999 movie Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, is being held in a jail in South Carolina.

>Colleton County Sheriff's Sgt Kyle Strickland said deputies arrested a 26-year-old man they confirmed through a former talent agent was the actor.

>He said the man was charged with reckless driving after hitting speeds over 100 miles an hour, before crashing into trees off Interstate 95.

>Strickland said the man gave his name as Jake Broadbent, but the date of birth he gave matched the actors' listed by a movie database.

>He also said the man said his hometown was Fort Collins, Colorado, where Lloyd was born.

"His story doesn't check out sarge, we checked IMDB."
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too perfect
>> No. 103833 ID: c3e6b2
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> "Racism, we are not cured of it," Obama said. "And it's not just a matter of it not being polite to say nigger in public. That's not the measure of whether racism still exists or not. It's not just a matter of overt discrimination. Societies don't, overnight, completely erase everything that happened 200 to 300 years prior."

Yeah black people should stop using the word nigger in public.

>> No. 103837 ID: f013be
>Societies don't, overnight, completely erase everything that happened 200 to 300 years prior.
Not overnight no, it takes about a generation, which is how long it took Asian-Americans to overcome being indentured servants

We've had twenty six generations since the first black indentured servant owned by an Englishman, twenty generations since the first legal slave on the continent, thirteen generations since abolitionism started, eight generations since they were legally emancipated, and four generations since the last state got rid of the last law that could sort of be called racist

Kind of running out of excuses
>> No. 103866 ID: c3e6b2
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Anakin's Lawyer "Your honor, my client was seduced by the power of the dark side, it was beyond his control so he should be set free"
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A 30-stone motorist who killed a jogger - but claimed she was too fat for prison - has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Linda Ann Jenns, 49, knocked down Paul Stinton after jumping a red light in her Ford Kuga in Kent. A jury found her guilty of causing the death of the 45-year-old father of four by dangerous driving.

Her barrister, Ian Bridge, urged a judge not to jail "grossly overweight, morbidly obese" Jenns because she would not be able to cope with life behind bars. But Judge Heather Norton ignored the mitigation and passed a jail sentence at Canterbury Crown Court.

Mr Bridge said Jenns had a stroke seven years ago and was receiving treatment for her weight problem at the time of the crash.

He said she had lost between five and six stone and was hoping for a gastric band to be fitted, which would "increase her life expectancy quite dramatically".

He told the court: "She is grossly overweight, morbidly obese and since the incident has put on even more weight. She is a person for whom a prison sentence would be extraordinarily difficult and I don't think I exaggerate when I say she might not get through it."

Judge Norton had adjourned sentence for two weeks pending medical reports and granted Jenns bail.

Despite using Jenns' weight as mitigation, Mr Bridge told the court on Monday that she had been subjected to "the modern-day equivalent of the stocks".

He said some online reports of the hearing two weeks ago had attracted more than 2,500 comments "many of which were vile".

The barrister claimed that one of Jenns' relatives had to be taken out of school after allegations of bullying after her conviction.

Unusually, Jenns was allowed to enter the crown court through a side door rather than the public entrance after an application from her lawyers.

Mr Bridge said that Jenns, who pleaded not guilty to causing Mr Stinton's death by driving dangerously, was "very, very, very sorry for what happened".

Jenns, of Ashford, Kent, maintained that she had not jumped the red light. She tried to argue that Mr Stinton - whose fiancée Ulrika Wernmark sat in the public gallery - had crossed against a red pedestrian light.

But the judge told her: "Mr Stinton's actions did not contribute significantly to the likelihood of a collision. The collision came about because you drove through a red light. It is that simple."

She added: "You were driving too fast for the wet conditions and you jumped the lights."

Prosecutor Simon Taylor said some witnesses estimated Jenns' speed at up to 70mph, although an expert said she was probably within the 40mph speed limit.

Mr Stinton was flown to hospital by air ambulance with head, chest, neck and abdominal injuries, but died three weeks after the crash in January 2014.

>> No. 103872 ID: 5bb72d
btw one stone equals 14 pounds or 6.35 kg so she weighs 420 pounds or 190.5 kg
>> No. 103877 ID: bdae0c

Well I wonder how fat she can stay on prison food. Anyone have an idea what she will get, 2000 kcal?
>> No. 103923 ID: 254d85
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Canadian grannies clutch at their pearls after gay police helicopter blowjob

>Armstrong said she heard one officer ask, "Can you give me a blowjob?"

>She said another officer replied, "You have too much body hair."

>The police service said the incident is being reviewed and the outcome "will be determined at a later time."

>"The Winnipeg Police Service, the Flight Operations Unit, and the involved members sincerely apologize to all members of the public, especially those who overheard the broadcast," the release states in part.

>But Armstrong said she believes the officers involved should be disciplined, because children in the area could have easily heard their remarks. "A police officer, they hold a very important job. Tons of people look up to them. Children look up to them," she said.
>> No. 103933 ID: 667a5a
They were clearly talking about blow drying during a hairstyling party

These grannies just have sick minds
>> No. 103946 ID: 7d924f
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It amazes me how anally anguished members of the public get over hearing a snippet of conversation like that.

This warrants a solid laugh, a slap on the wrist at most for the officers involved, followed by more laughter.
>> No. 103947 ID: 3e7eb0
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Here in Canada we don't jail or punish our cops anyways. We usually just give them time off with pay.
>> No. 103985 ID: e8f72b
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BBC reports that Chinese authorities seized over 100,000 tons of meat from smugglers in the Hunan province, some dating back to the Carter Administration, as part of a nationwide crackdown on poor food standards. The estimated $438 million worth of flesh—which had been frozen, thawed, and refrozen again during its trek from places like Brazil and India through neighboring countries and into the bellies of unsuspecting consumers—included beef, chick feet, and duck necks.
>> No. 104018 ID: 254d85
So that's where all those school lunches went.

After cancelling wedding at the last moment, Bristol Palin turns out to be knocked up with another bastard child.
>> No. 104064 ID: 40fc42
It turns out that Tripp isn't the only retard in that family.
>> No. 104117 ID: 07a769
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>A Florida sergeant pulled over a young lesbian couple for making an illegal U-turn. Then he allegedly forced one to strip while he masturbated, threatening to arrest her if she didn’t comply.
>A Florida sergeant pulled over a young lesbian couple
>A Florida sergeant

>According to the two women, who are 17 and 20 years old and remain anonymous, they were pulled over by Sgt. Jesus Menocal, Jr., who told the younger one to hop in the back of his vehicle. Menocal allegedly drove her to a police substation and brought her to a private room, where he asked her a series of obscene questions.

>“[He asked me] how do I have intercourse, and I told him, ‘Why do I need to answer that? Why is that necessary?'” she told WSVN. “He insisted me to answer it, so I told him how me and my partner have intercourse, which is me and my girlfriend. After, he asked if I was a virgin. He asked me, if he was to test me right that moment, if I had any diseases on me.”

>Then, she said, Menocal began rubbing his genitals, and told her she’d be arrested if she didn’t strip. After she took off her shorts, the Sgt. allegedly asked her if she was on her menstrual cycle. “He wanted me to take off my shirt and my bra together, and I told him, ‘No. Why do I have to do that? There’s no reason to do that,'” she said. Menocal allegedly responded, “Oh I thought you wanted to fuck.”

>The teen was released with no charges after fifteen minutes, and she was never told why she was detained. The couple filed a complaint shortly thereafter, and believes the Sgt. may have sexually harassed others as well. Menocal has since been suspended with pay, and an investigation is pending.

>> No. 104122 ID: 90a126
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Trip ain't a retard, he only got knocked up once!

(And only the two people who actually watched Star Trek Enterprise will get that reference.)
>> No. 104123 ID: 667a5a
>17 and 20 years old
So both the cop and the 20 year old lesbo go to prison for child molestation?
>> No. 104130 ID: 3f8611

>And only the two people who actually watched Star Trek Enterprise will get that reference

He did knock up T'pol later, though in a different timeline because of course

Not only did I watch it, I actually liked it. Probably because it didn't feel like all the other Star Trek series, which I usually can't stand.

alcohol was probably a factor too

and Jolene Blalock
>> No. 104135 ID: 90a126
Enterprise had potential but it, like Voyager before it, was where good ideas went to die.

They had an interesting setting, a pre-Feddie ST galaxy during the time of the Romulan War and just after Earth is recovering from the Eugenics Wars of the 90s (you remember that don't you, the trains were a bit late I think) and World War 3 of the 21st century.

But nope, it was pretty shitty exploration that didn't have much drama, didn't have much action, didn't have anything new. Even the old tech that was supposed to be different was the same with different names. Instead of phasers we had phase cannons, instead of shields we had hull plating (which went on and offline exactly the same as shield, HULL PLATING!). Hell this was even before the freaking holodeck but they had to have a holodeck episode in one of the first episodes, the episodes Trip gets knocked up by the asexual alien with the big hooters.

And the characters, holy fuck were they bad. T'Pol was hot but boring and a crackhead later on (but could open her mouth wide enough to give a elephant head so who cares). Trip was okay when he wasn't acting like an idiot. Hoshi was kinda cute but fucking scared of everything. Mayweather had been in space. Phlox was a mass murderer. And Archer was a crazy hobo somebody stuffed in a Starfleet uniform for shits and giggles.

The only character really competent or halfway interesting was Reed and dude barely got any screen time.

The series was boring as all hell until they actually started doing something cohesive late in the 3rd season when Berman and Braga were getting hands off the series. The 4th season was good because it had a new exec producer up until the final episode when B&B came back to shit all over the series by killing a main character, setting in years after the previous episode, and having it all be a holodeck simulation by Will Riker.

But probably the worst things was that fucking theme song.
>> No. 104138 ID: 3f8611

Well yeah I didn't say it was good, lol.

>T'Pol was hot but boring and a crackhead later on

typecasting's a bitch, ain't it?
>> No. 104154 ID: a34477
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A Florida man who portrayed FSU mascot Chief Osceola from 2004-2007 was stabbed to death last week after a dispute about how to properly season gumbo, the New York Daily News reports.

Authorities say 33-year-old Caleb Joshua Halley died on Thursday from injuries he sustained during a fight about the stew’s recipe with co-worker Orlando Thompson. From the Tallahassee Democrat:

According to police reports the two men were arguing over the amount of spice to put into Buddy’s Seafood Market gumbo Tuesday where the two men worked.

Thompson armed himself with a wooden board and Halley with a small wooden knife.

Thompson then retreated and returned with a knife, slashing Halley, causing three lacerations across his torso.

Panama City police later arrested Thompson on manslaughter charges.

According to his obituary, Halley’s Native American heritage “made him so proud to be part of FSU’s dignified depiction of the historical Seminole leader Osceola,” who opens the school’s home football games “by riding to midfield with a burning spear and planting it in the turf.”
>> No. 104158 ID: e9c3ed
Gumbo srs bidness.
>> No. 104222 ID: 01813f
>Former San Antonio anchorwoman Lynne Russell was involved in a shootout Tuesday night in Albuquerque that left a man dead and her husband hospitalized.

>Her husband, Chuck de Caro, who also had worked as an investigative reporter for CNN, killed the man during an alleged robbery attempt in an Albuquerque motel room, news reports stated.

>De Caro fired six rounds, and when he was finished the suspect was still firing. "It was a shootout," Russell said. "When Chuck exhausted the weapon, he was bleeding profusely."

>> No. 104272 ID: 9aea35

People illegally downloading pirated games, movies, and software cost the global economy over $800 billion in 2014, according to research from Arxan.
Arxan reported the figure in its State of Application Security report. The research was conducted over the last three and a half years and saw the group examine more than 50 of the best known piracy sites.

It revealed there were over 1.6 million pirated copies of movies, TV shows, games, and software packages, estimated to be worth more than $800 billion, available for download on the internet in 2014.
Disturbingly, the research suggested the trend will continue in 2015, predicting there will be 1.96 million pirated assets by the end of the year.

Movies and TV were listed as the most pirated assets, with the researchers detecting over one million shows being offered as illegal downloads in 2014.

>1.6 million pirated copies of movies, TV shows, games and software packages
>$800 billion
>$500k per copy
>single entertainment DVD/CD costs as much as an upper class house now
>> No. 104277 ID: 5bb72d
A 17-year-old girl killed herself after failing to persuade her parents to build a toilet in their house. Khushboo Kumari, a first year BA student in A N College, Dumka, hanged herself at her Gaushala Road home Friday, embarrassed to have to go out to the fields for daily ablutions.

"Khushboo would insist we build a toilet inside the house. We built a boundary wall instead," said the teen's mother Sanjhu Devi, adding, "She'd often go to her grandfather's home nearby to relieve herself." The family owns a pucca four-room house with a courtyard but a toilet was never a priority.

Sripati Yadav, Khushboo's father said he planned to save money for her marriage rather than build a toilet.

>> No. 104282 ID: 38c3cd
Not to mention the lost sale fallacy. Not that piracy doesn't suck but: 1 pirated copy != 1 lost sale.
>> No. 104283 ID: 254d85
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>A man who apparently mocked alligators, then jumped in the water -- despite warning signs -- is dead after being attacked in Texas.

>Orange County Police were called to Burkart's Marina near the Louisiana state line early Friday morning after reports that Tommie Woodward, 28, and an unidentified woman were swimming in a bayou and had been attacked by a large alligator.

>Woodward's body was found several hours later. The woman was not injured.

>Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water.

>"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.

>The "No Swimming Alligators" sign was posted this week after a 10-foot alligator was spotted in the bayou waters.
>> No. 104284 ID: 254d85

>A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

>Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend's home in the small eastern Maine city of Calais, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. Staples, 22, of Calais, placed a fireworks mortar tube on his head and set it off, he said.

>The firework exploded, killing Staples instantly, McCausland said.
>> No. 104312 ID: d5e5a4
The owner of Class III Weapons in Houston killed a guy who broke into his shop at 2:30AM this morning.

I've been in the shop once. Selection is kinda small, prices are kind of high.

>> No. 104339 ID: c3e6b2
> The shooting happened about 2:30 a.m.
Is it one of those home/store type thing or owner live VERY close by.
>> No. 104344 ID: c1b115
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Jared Fogle got raided for possibly having cheese pizza instead of Subway.


The search follows the May arrest of a man hired in 2008 to run Fogle's nonprofit, The Jared Foundation, which through trips to schools and other events encourages children to develop habits of healthy eating and exercise.

Russell Taylor, 43, of Indianapolis, was charged with seven counts of production of child pornography and one count of possession of child pornography. Detectives said Taylor had produced and possessed child pornography involving children — both boys and girls — as young as 9 years old, court documents said.

Two thumb drives found in Taylor's home office appeared to have a link to Fogle or his foundation, according to court records.

One drive, police said, contained "commercially made child pornography from Eastern Europe similar to that seized on other investigations" and "revealed a document file with Taylor's employer listed in the file name."

In the documents, the investigating detective described another drive in which "videos of child pornography and child erotica were recovered as were documents related to his employment as director of a foundation."
>> No. 104347 ID: d5e5a4
It's not a home/store combo. The property is also gated.
No idea why the owner was there that late.
>> No. 104352 ID: 254d85
Man, we all knew he liked putting six inches into children, but not like this.

"No detective I wasn't lying in wait, I'd just happened to be staying late going over inventory and finance books."
>> No. 104353 ID: a34477
Jarad did nothing wrong, the guy was just living at Jarad's house or something.
>> No. 104355 ID: 7ea88a
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> Shawn Hanson said his adrenaline kicked into full gear when he decided to go toe-to-toe with a wild cougar that captured his mini dachshund, Bailey, in order to save the dog's life.

"I see something out of the corner of my eye and a cougar jumped out about 10 to 15 away and just snatched the dog," Hanson of Victoria, British Columbia told ABC News. "It put her paw down and her mouth around her [Bailey's] neck and started dragging her.

That's when Hanson said he ran after the cougar in order to save Bailey's life.

"I just kept pushing the bushes so I could see and dropped down into a muddy, dry creek," he said. "I was able to spring out of the mud and was screaming at it the whole time.”

Without another thought, Hanson said he lunged at the animal, grabbing a handful of her skin.

"I was able to cock back and punch the cougar in the face and it kind of went cross-eyed and just dropped the dog," he said. "My initial thought was that it would start swiping at me, but it sat there sort of dazed.
>> No. 104364 ID: 097fc9
> Man punches cougar to save Dashund
I thought it was "man punches hot older woman who is stealing his weiner dog"
>> No. 104369 ID: 3f8611

There's a failure to funny joke in there somewhere too, I just know it.
>> No. 104381 ID: c3e6b2
> has recently been targeted several times for break-ins, prompting the owner, 52-year-old John Kleiber, to sleep at his business.

>> No. 104415 ID: d5e5a4
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>Tuesday morning was the second time an area gun shop was targeted for a burglary. Someone used a backhoe to smash a hole into Warthog Firearms just the day before.

>clearly a front end loader in camera footage

>> No. 104418 ID: 8b4a40
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Looks like John Matrix had to save his daughter again.
>> No. 104670 ID: 254d85
Acting chief of the National Institute of Standards and Technology's police gets caught cooking meth.

At work.

Because his meth lab exploded.

>On Saturday at 7:30 p.m., there was an explosion on the Gaithersburg, Maryland, campus of the National Institute of Standards and Technology — a federal entity that’s part of the U.S. Department of Commerce.

>Investigators tell NBC Washington that they have recovered several chemicals, melted bottles and a recipe used to make meth at the facility.

>“We are looking at the possibility that this was some sort of chemical reaction due to the manufacturing of drugs,” Montgomery County Police Capt. Paul Starks said to NBC Washington.

>NBC Washington reports a NIST police officer who was hurt in the explosion is believed to have been cooking the chemicals, but the officer told authorities he was injured trying to fill his lighter with butane. The officer, formerly the second-in-command and acting chief of the NIST police, has resigned, NBC Washington reports.
>> No. 104700 ID: 5bb72d
A young Palestinian man died on Tuesday after being badly beaten in an "exorcism", medical and police sources in the West Bank town of Hebron said.

The family of the 19-year-old with psychological problems had called in two "healers", a man and a woman, who beat the young man to drive out evil "spirits", Palestinian police sources said.

He was critically injured and taken to hospital in Hebron where he died, police and medics said.

The pair who administered the beating were arrested, as were the victim's father and brother.

>> No. 104728 ID: 798a48
>> No. 104730 ID: 3cb6a2
Literally all she had to do to avoid that entire situation was be a decent human being and not be an ass hole.
>> No. 104769 ID: 6b1431
10/10 would Pulitzer
This is some of the best reporting ever covered in all of journalism


SPRINGFIELD, Ore. – Springfield police say they have completed their investigation of a former high school teacher.

Stephanie Rodakowski is being investigated for a possible incident. Rodakowski is no longer an employee at Thurston high school where she was an English teacher.

Police say they have handed over reports and details of their findings to the Lane County District Attorney’s office

So far, no charges have been filed against Rodakowski
>> No. 104772 ID: 254d85
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fatty fatty two by four, can fall through the kitchen floor

>BELLEVUE, Ohio — A burglary suspect fell through an attic floor after hiding from police Thursday afternoon.

>At the time, Bellevue police were executing a search warrant at a home in the 100 block of Grove Street in connection with a Monday burglary on Crystal Court.

>Suspect Dustin Bean, 25, was found hiding in the attic under insulation. While attempting to crawl out, police say Bean fell through the attic floor to the first floor of the house.

>He then ran into the basement and attempted to hide from police again.

>Bean was found and arrested. He faces charges of resisting arrest, burglary, forgery and theft of drugs along with several theft and theft from the elderly charges in connection with the Monday burglary.

>Most of the items reported stolen in that burglary have been found or accounted for, police say.
>> No. 104799 ID: e9c3ed
lol I went to school with him.

This pleases me.
>> No. 104826 ID: 5bb72d

Landscaper Jason Scott Falbo II has been given a year in jail for running over a family of ducks with his lawnmower.

Last week Falbo, 24, pleaded guilty to felony animal cruelty charges.

Falbo mowed down the ducks May 2nd at the home of a family caring for them in Wellington. Police say nine ducklings died, while their mother and two ducklings survived.

The family says the ducklings were just a few days old. Boyd Jentzsch told police his family, including his 7-year-old son, watched from inside their home, screaming as the ducks were run over.

Also last week, Falbo pleaded guilty to domestic battery in an unrelated incident about a month before the duckling deaths.

>> No. 104863 ID: 798a48
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>> No. 104871 ID: 798a48
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Two teenage brothers are in police custody on suspicion that they killed their parents and three siblings, ranging in ages from 5 to 12 years old, in their Oklahoma home Wednesday night, police said.

A 13-year-old was also wounded and a 2-year-old was found unharmed after police in Broken Arrow responded to a wordless 911 call Wednesday night and discovered the bodies, Broken Arrow Police Cpl. Leon Calhoun said.


For many, whatever benefit of the doubt remained crumbled Wednesday when the Santa Cruz County District Attorney's Office announced Gonzalez would be prosecuted as an adult for murder, kidnapping and sexual assault, based on allegations he lured his 8-year-old neighbor Madyson "Maddy" Middleton to his family's third-floor apartment Sunday, tied her up, beat, raped and strangled her, then dumped her in a recycling bin in the parking garage downstairs.
>> No. 104986 ID: f9e702
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I was waiting for something like this to happen...


Kentucky Man Arrested For Shooting Down £1,100 Drone Hovering Over His House

Yahoo News
Libby Plummer Thu, Jul 30 6:30 AM EDT

A man has been arrested in Kentucky after shooting down a camera-equipped drone that was hovering on his property.

Considering the drone’s presence above his property to be an invasion of privacy, William H. Merideth blasted it out of the sky using a shotgun.

Merideth told Ars Technica:  "It was hovering, I would never have shot it if it was flying. When he came down with a video camera right over my back deck, that’s not going to work. I know they’re neat little vehicles, but one of those users shouldn’t be flying into people’s yards and videotaping.”

Shortly afterwards, four men reportedly turned up in a car, accusing Merideth of shooting down the drone and ‘looking for a fight’.

While wearing a 10mm Glock handgun in a holster, Merideth reportedly warned the men that there would be another shooting if they stepped onto his property. They subsequently backed down and waited for the police to arrive.

According to the men, the drone was worth £1,150 ($1,800).

Merideth was arrested for first degree criminal mischief and first degree wanton endangerment and released the following day. He says that he is confidant that the charges will either be reduced or dropped completely.

Kentucky law does not require gun owners to register firearms and people do not need a permit to buy them. The only requirement for gun owners in Kentucky is that they are legal US citizens.

A resident using a legally owned firearm to safeguard their own property is unlikely to face conviction.

Merideth claims that he only used ‘Number 8 birdshot’, which he says wouldn’t come down with enough force to cause injury, should anyone have strayed into the firing line.

While the issue of shooting down drones that stray into back gardens is not one that is likely to affect UK drone users, it does raise importance questions over privacy.

The Civil Aviation Authority recently introduced a ‘Dronecode’ to promote responsible use of the small unmanned flying vehicles.

The charters states that drones fitted with cameras should not be flown within 50m of people, vehicles, buildings or structures.
>> No. 104988 ID: c3e6b2
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> Georgia Woman Tries To Perform Sex Change Operation On Her 4 Year Old Son In Burger King Bathroom

> The four-year-old boy suffered lacerations to his genital area which required 12 stitches


What the fuck?
>> No. 104989 ID: ff4ce7
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I read some of the other so-called "news stories" that webpage published (the shopped photo of the guy swarmed & eaten alive by pigeons was lulzworthy), and i'm pretty sure its bullshit.

Googling various stories reveals no other reporting sources yet numerous mentions by Snopes that the story is a complete fraud. Just sayin'...
>> No. 105039 ID: de0cbd
Thank god it's a bullshit story, I'd like to believe the good in people
>> No. 105111 ID: 798a48
but muh post-Giuliani

California edition
>> No. 105218 ID: 798a48
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>> No. 105296 ID: 254d85
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Another life tragically ended by capitalism.
>A 10-year-old boy was killed yesterday afternoon when a coin-shaped sculpture collapsed and fell on him at a public square in Deyang city, Sichuan province.

>According to Tencent News, the little boy was playing alone near the sculpture when it suddenly toppled down on top of him, crushing him to death.
>> No. 105315 ID: 9ae0c2
You know, i just had a most amusing thought.

The thought that, had this been in Vietnam, the headlines would have read "BOY CRUSHED BY GIANT DONG".
>> No. 105321 ID: 134a40
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Phoenix musicians start ned flanders-themed metal band, Okilly Dokilly

Launched by five green-sweatered, pink-collared dudes with varying degrees of mustache, Okilly Dokilly has taken the Internet by storm with such Flanders-themed tracks such as "Nothing at All" (from Ned's infamous ski suit) and "All That is Left," a nod to Flanders' doomed business selling accessories for southpaws, The Leftorium.

The band members include Head Ned (vocals), Red Ned (keytar), Thread Ned (bass), Stead Ned (guitar), and Bled Ned (drums). The band has released four tracks so far, and they're surprisingly well put-together for a novelty act about a Simpsons side character. Listen to them here. The band's first show is scheduled for September 5 at Trunk Space, and Man-Cat, Hug of War, and Andy Warpigs are slated to join them.

>> No. 105364 ID: cd4a7e

>“The permit process involves a massive invasion of privacy, forcing the applicant to identify his or her closest friends who are then subjected to a criminal record check themselves,” reads the complaint. “The permit process can be expensive, thus preventing many low-income persons from applying for a permit. The permit process can also be time-consuming, constituting a burden not imposed for the exercise of numerous other fundamental constitutional rights.”

They aren't affiliated with any NY 2A groups like SCOPE or NYSRPA so it's almost random that this is coming out.
>> No. 105390 ID: 511ecb
>so it's almost random that this is coming out.
Not really. They're Libertarians, if they have intellectual consistancy then that's all the reason they need.
>> No. 105399 ID: 5bb72d
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Thomas Thwaites, a conceptual designer from England, is passionate about how humans could use technology to fulfill desires. So in September 2014, he spent six days at a farm in the Swiss Alps, using technology to realise his dream of living like a goat!

Thwaites designed special prosthetic limbs that allowed him to move on all fours, and even had a fake stomach fitted so he could graze on the open meadows. “My goal was to take a holiday from the pain and worry of being a self-conscious being, able to regret the past and worry about the future,” he said. He wanted to experience being a “nonhuman animal,” which he believed would be a lot “calmer and simpler” without the “existential terror” of everyday life.

Unfortunately, life as a goat wasn’t exactly as carefree as Thwaites expected it to be. He found that it was quite challenging to keep up with his herd which didn’t even accept him at first. “I found myself at nearly the highest point on the hill of the whole herd of goats, and there was this moment where I looked and noticed that all the other goats had stopped chewing and were looking at me,” he told Motherboard. “I hadn’t been scared at all before, but I suddenly became aware of their quite sharp and pointed horns.”

“A particular goat that I’d been hanging out with a lot seemed to have defused the situation. I might just be making human stories in my brain, but that’s what it seemed to me,” he joked.

And there wasn’t enough time to get used to the prosthetics – the artificial limbs placed a lot of weight on his real arms, making downhill travel extremely painful. “I was able to keep up for maybe a kilometer or so on this migration down the side of this kind of rocky mountain, and then they just left me in the dust,” he said. “So I spent the rest of the day trying to catch up to them and eventually I found them again, and it was quite nice, in the actual soft grassy pasture bit.”

“But actually heading down the mountain was petrifying,” he added. “Because if I fell I didn’t have any hands to stop me from hitting a rock.” It was also too cold and rainy for him to spend the nights with the goats outside, so he set up camp with his team each night. But he eventually got used to the routine and ended up traveling three days with the herd and spending three days as a solitary goat.

Some of Thwaites’s previous projects were centered around the future of genetic engineering and a hypothetical god-like service called Nebo. The main goal of his bizarre goat project was to figure out if humans could enhance their physical capabilities using technology in the future. “Posthumanism, transhumanism technology and stuff, is about allowing humans to achieve their desires in a way,” he said. “And I guess desires aren’t necessarily to become super intelligent.”

Thwaites plans to exhibit photos from his project at London’s Studio1.1 Gallery this September. He’s also working on a book based on his experiences, titled Goatman: How I Took a Holiday from Being Human.

If, by any chance, you would also like to experience life as a goat, but have no idea how to build prosthetics like Thomas Thwaites, we recommend a much more comfortable alternative – the Goat Simulator video game.

>> No. 105400 ID: 5bb72d
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Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman, is expected to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges, confirms CBS4Indy sources.

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference Wednesday afternoon to discuss the deal.

Fogle’s attorney, Ron Elberger, had no comment in regards to the plea deal. He said any information regarding the charges would come from the attorney’s office. Elberger did say Fogle’s suspension with Subway continues.

The charges come after federal agents raided Fogle’s Zionsville home in early July. FBI sources confirmed state and federal investigators were serving warrants at his home in connection with a child pornography investigation. Several computers and DVDs were seized from Fogle’s home.

Earlier this year, Russell Taylor, the former director of the Jared Foundation started by Fogle, was arrested in a child pornography case. He was accused of possessing and producing child pornography. Investigators said a search of Taylor’s home turned up more than 500 videos with images of child pornography. In May, Taylor unsuccessfully tried to kill himself while in jail.

Fogle gained national fame after attributing massive weight loss to eating Subway sandwiches. He was a freshman at Indiana University at the time. He later became a visible presence in Subway ad campaigns, pitching the restaurant’s sandwiches and touting their health benefits.

Subway suspended their relationship with the spokesman shortly after the raid.

>> No. 105402 ID: 254d85
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Duggars push new TV show capitalizing on son's abuse. Wonder if they'll touch on such topics like "Why did God let it happen" and "If abused was not at fault"?

>The Duggar family is reportedly pitching a new show to the TLC Network about providing Christian counseling to victims of childhood sexual abuse.

>According to Michael Stone at the Progressive Secular Humanist blog, the 19 Kids and Counting family is trying to create a spin-off show that will capitalize on a one-hour TLC special coming on Aug. 30, titled Breaking the Silence.

>TLC said that Breaking the Silence is an attempt by the network to shed light on the issue of child sex abuse and that it will feature appearances by members of the Duggar clan. The special is set to run commercial-free.

>“Over these past weeks, TLC has consulted regularly with leading victims’ rights and advocacy organizations in the U.S., including RAINN and Darkness to Light, to discuss how to use this moment to address the issue and make a positive impact,” said a statement from the network. “Unfortunately, child sexual abuse is not an isolated issue; it affects many children and families around the world. To that end, we are partnering with both organizations on a multi-platform campaign to raise awareness and educate parents and families about the issue. In the first phase of this initiative, TLC will work closely with both groups and with the Duggar family on a one-hour documentary that will include Jill and Jessa and other survivors and families that have been affected by abuse.”

>TLC canceled 19 Kids and Counting in spite of its high ratings after it came to light that the Duggars’ eldest son Josh had molested his sisters and another girl as a teen. Rather than turn Josh in to authorities and let him face the consequences, the family handed him over to a clergyman’s care and never sought treatment for their daughters.

>This mishandling of the abuse and the family’s attempts to hide it from the public were more than TLC was willing to countenance and the network wisely canceled the show.

>A source close to the Duggars told Star magazine that Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are desperate to keep some form of reality TV revenue coming in to support their outsized brood.

>“The family can’t afford to not have the show — it is their main source of income, and with a family of that size, without it they’re in enormous trouble,” said the family friend. “They know they have to at least pretend to be sorry about what happened, and now they want a spin-off where Jim Bob and Michelle would give advice to abuse victims—even though they’re in denial about their culpability in Josh’s crimes.”

>Earlier this summer, the couple did a disastrous interview with Fox News’ Megyn Kelly, which was widely panned by viewers, who felt that the family were still enabling their sexual predator son.

>“After the Megyn Kelly interview, when they basically made excuses for Josh, they’re done,” said Star’s source. “It was a disastrous move that ruined their brand. It would take a miracle to get them back on TV.”
>> No. 105403 ID: 34bdd6
You could say he wanted to get into smaller pants in more than one way.
>> No. 105409 ID: 254d85
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>"I got a call from a friend who asked me to help them get this tiger out of a staircase," said Andy Didorosi, 28, of Detroit. "He asked me if I had a leafblower, and I said I had a weedwhacker, so he told me to bring that. ... I stopped what I was doing, grabbed my tools and hopped in my truck, because, you know, tiger. ...

>"I don't know much about tiger logistics, but we were told to be this huge blue tarp monster with the weedwhacker and try to be scary and make loud noises. That just made him angry. You could say he got tiger rage, so we retreated."
>> No. 105411 ID: 93e250
Now he'll get all the foot longs he can eat!
>> No. 105425 ID: cfafa0
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>First, they hacked him with a machete. Then, they buried him alive out in the forest.
>And to celebrate the crime, two of his attackers then had sex beside the shallow grave, where he was still breathing.
>This horrific crime, committed by four students against their fellow classmate, has shocked the US state of Florida.
>> No. 105457 ID: 254d85
Fogel to get between 5 and 13 years, just the way he likes 'em.

>Herman saw Fogle numerous times over the years, and his comments and admissions got more brazen, she said.

>"He talked about sex with underage children," she said. "It was just something that he really, really enjoyed," she said.

>Herman said she notified law enforcement authorities, and the FBI asked her to wear a wire to record her conversations with Fogle.

>For years, she said, she worked undercover with authorities to gather evidence against Fogle.

>"He trusted me for unknown reasons," Herman told CNN's "AC360." "He had said to me numerous times over the course of years about having sex with minors."

>He got so comfortable with Herman, she said, he included her children in their conversations.

>"I had two young children at the time, and he talked to me about installing hidden cameras in their rooms and asked me if I would choose which child I would like him to watch," she said.
>> No. 105497 ID: 798a48
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Leigh Ann Hester was a household name in the MP corps during the time I was in basic.

Female Silver Star recipient returns to Franklin PD

She was a specialist during the actions in her award citation. Now she's a sergeant first class. Time flies.

An older interview.

>> No. 105591 ID: b47db1
Supposedly her award citation is slightly embellished.

Guard groups around here have said some shit about how she literally shot dead bodies.
>> No. 105616 ID: 798a48
I genuinely appreciate the local intel.
Reminds me of during the first time I went to NTC and an OC captain (she was literally a captain) got mad at us, saying no double-tapping after they hit the ground. Like the medics are going to start triaging enemy combatants before the shooting's even over.
>> No. 105635 ID: ff4ce7

‘Dead’ Teen Heard Screaming Inside Coffin Dies Again After Family Smash Tomb.

Yahoo News

Andy Wells Wed, Aug 26 4:05 AM EDT

A family desperately smashed into a concrete tomb when they heard a teenager they thought was dead SCREAMING from inside her coffin.

Neysi Perez was declared dead after collapsing at her home in Honduras but her distraught cries were heard by family members following her funeral.

The grieving relatives smashed into the concrete structure before pulling open the wooden coffin - having found the glass viewing window smashed and bruises on the 16-year-old’s fingers.

However, medics who arrived at the scene found no signs of life and all efforts to revive her failed and she was once again declared dead.

She was reburied again in the same tomb she had been pulled from.

Ms Perez was declared dead by doctors after collapsing and foaming at the mouth following her wedding.

The teenager - who was also three months pregnant - was rushed to hospital but her religious parents claimed that she had been possessed by an evil spirit.

Priests had attempted an exorcism before she was declared dead by doctors.

Ms Perez was buried in her wedding dress but it wasn’t until a day after her funeral that husband Rudy Gonzales heard the muffled screams.

He told local TV news Primer Impacto: “As I put my hand on her grave I could hear noises inside.

“I heard banging, then I heard her voice. She was screaming for help.

"It had already been a day since we buried her. I couldn’t believe it. I was ecstatic, full of hope.”

A cemetery worker also claimed to have heard the screams.

After being removed from the tomb, her cousin, Carolina Perez, said she could feel a “faint heartbeat”.

She added: ”She had scratches on her forehead and bruises on her fingers.

“It looked like she had tried desperately to get out of the casket and hurt herself.”

Ms Perez was taken to hospital in her coffin but she was declared clinically dead again.

Doctor Claudia Lopez said of the incident: “The whole family rushed in, almost breaking the door down, carrying the girl in her casket.

“I told them to take her out and put her on the bed. Everybody was claiming she was alive so I went through all the necessary procedures.

"We evaluated and tried everything but the girl was dead.

“They put her back in the coffin and took her away again, back to the cemetery.”

Doctors believe the teen may have suffered a severe panic attack after hearing gunfire outside her home - which may have temporarily stopped her heart activity, making her appear to be dead.

Having been buried alive, Ms Perez may have then subsequently died of a lack of oxygen inside the coffin.
>> No. 105655 ID: 254d85

>Police say a 77-year-old man pushing a cart of cans and bottles down a Connecticut street was kidnapped after being mistaken for a homeless person.

>Danbury officials say David Pope grabbed the victim and forcefully took him into his home to feed him. While there, the victim was bitten in the leg by Pope's Staffordshire terrier.

>Lt. Christian Carroccio says Pope continued to feed his victim while his leg was bleeding.

>The victim told police he accepted the food because he feared for his life.

>Police say the victim escaped without Pope seeing him and alerted authorities when he arrived at his West Wooster Street home.

>Pope was charged with kidnapping, reckless endangerment, interfering with an officer and disorderly conduct.

>Pope said he thought the man was homeless and was just offering him food.
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classic berkley, not only did he crucify the deer he was totally passive aggressive about it.

>“Signs are clearly posted at the park for those who are unfamiliar with the law,” wrote Stauduhar. “Having many, many run-ins with dog owners who let their dog(s) run off-leash in the park and on our property, and suffering nothing but abuse and a litany of excuses and rationalizations; having had Animal Control and the police responding on a dozen, or so, occasions; having suffered a broken wrist while extracting my pet from the jaws of an 80 lb dog; having spent several thousand dollars on vet. bills as a result; having had enough — I responded in the following way.”

>He hung the fawn on the fence, using ties, and also mounted signs reading “Killed by off-leash dog.”

>Stauduhar said his wife, Tara, wrote to the city’s animal control officer, their councilwoman, Susan Wengraf, and the city attorney to describe what had taken place. As of about 1:15 p.m. Friday, no one had responded.

>Stauduhar said he went, at about noon, to see if the city had picked up the fawn. It was still there, but its location had changed.

>“I found that someone had taken down the signs and placed them in the trash, and cut the fawn down, left to rot on the lawn,” he wrote. “Apparently the killing of the creature did not offend, but the assignation of blame did. I fail to understand the mind of a person who would place signs in the trash and then not give a second thought to the corpse. I extracted the signs from the trash and re-posted them.”
>> No. 105661 ID: c550c6

This shit wouldn't fly in NY even. As much as I see deer as just a potential venison steak on my plate I still wouldn't think about harming the fawns or desecrating them like this.
>> No. 105673 ID: 798a48
>> No. 105693 ID: e7f332

Oy vey
>> No. 105704 ID: a34477
Why the fuck do people call them showers? They are misters simple as that. You dont get naked infront of those things and wash one's self off with them. They are meant to keep you and the air surrounding cooler. They do not soak you and the last thing they do is actually wash you off.

Stop calling them showers they are misters and misters alone.
>> No. 105731 ID: 254d85
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Unsurprisingly the museum told them to fuck off.
>> No. 105733 ID: 798a48
They can't (and shouldn't) all be bestcoaters like you and me.
>> No. 105789 ID: 1a1356
In WI, people call a drinking fountain a "bubbler". Often, one would be "corrected" if they refer to it as a drinking fountain. It supposedly has something to do with Kohler, being located in Kohler, WI, making some goofy-ass model of drinking fountain made back in God-knows-when so that's why Wisconsinites can't words right dere doncha know dere, hey?

I tried finding a pic of one online but it's surprisingly hard to do. They looked sort of like the "Bensen bubblers" in Portland. Many of the original WI "bubblers" have had their spigots replaced with more modern designs, that actually allow you to drink without contorting your back, neck and face all around and putting your mouth all over the damn thing and because the ridiculously hard water eats away or builds up and ruins everything over time.
>> No. 105808 ID: 2404e6
Didnt see anyone else post this. But I got a chuckle (im a bad person).


Kid in houston is being wannabe gangster taking selfies with a gun, ends up shooting himself in the throat.
>> No. 105835 ID: 254d85
Racist Ohio lesbian tries to RMA black babby to sperm bank.
>Cramblett became pregnant in December 2011 through artificial insemination using sperm donated by a black man instead of the white donor whom she and her partner selected. When the mistake due to clerical error was discovered, the sperm bank issued an apology and a partial refund.

>Cramblett, said she loves her three-year-old daughter. But she said that she was raised around stereotypical attitudes toward minorities and that she has “limited cultural competency” with African Americans.

>Sutter ruled Thursday that Cramblett’s lawsuit couldn’t proceed under either of those standards.

>Bob Summers, an attorney for the sperm bank, argued that Cramblett’s claim of “wrongful birth” could not be legally sustained in a case where a healthy child was born. “Wrongful birth” cases are meant to address cases where medical testing was negligent and failed to show risks of congenital or hereditary disorders to a child before birth, he said.

>Sutter agreed with Summers and dismissed the “wrongful birth” claim, and then he dismissed Cramblett’s claim that the sperm bank’s error amounted to a “breach of warranty” under a state law covering blood and tissue donations.
>> No. 105927 ID: 254d85
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>A blindfolded woman duped into having sex with a male impersonator said they also sunbathed and watched television together with her mask still on, a jury has heard.

>The complainant says she thought she had intercourse on a number of occasions with a man called Kye Fortune, who said he was recovering in hospital from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.

>But she claims she eventually discovered it was in fact her friend, Gayle Newland, 25, who had persuaded her to wear a blindfold throughout their sexual encounters in which a prosthetic penis was used, the Press Association reports.

>Newland, of Hooton Road, Willaston, is on trial at Chester Crown Court where she denies five counts of sexual assault between February and June 2013.

>The court heard the alleged victim received a Facebook friend request in 2011 from a Kye Fortune who purported to be a half-Filipino, half-Latino athletic young male.

>They communicated online and "Kye" later told her he had been involved in a car accident and medics had found he had a brain tumour.

>He said he was having treatment in hospital and was not well enough to see her but the pair spoke frequently on the phone and became engaged before they finally decided to meet up, it is alleged.

>Giving evidence, the complainant, who cannot be named, recalled they met up at hotels in Chester and at her flat but at all times she was made to wear a makeshift blindfold because of Kye's insecurities.

>She agreed with Nigel Power QC, representing Newland, that they spent at least 100 hours in each other's company before she said she "ripped off" her blindfold and discovered she had been sleeping with a woman.
>> No. 105933 ID: faf5b0
Sounds like a fucking great idea.

But more to the point; it's not racist in the slightest to want children of your own ethnicity. In fact, if you don't want that you're a fucking weirdo in my eyes.
>> No. 105958 ID: dda126
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>But more to the point; it's not racist in the slightest to want children of your own ethnicity. In fact, if you don't want that you're a fucking weirdo in my eyes.

actually, yes it is. every SJW will tell you that.
>> No. 105994 ID: 832f77
It's not weird to want kids who look like you or share your background.

It IS weird to be so dedicated to not having a kid of a different ethnicity that you're going to plan your life around it. It is weird to think that having a child who is the same as you is automatically better than having a child who looks different but is still your fucking child.
>> No. 106000 ID: faf5b0
>It is weird to think that having a child who is the same as you is automatically better than having a child who looks different but is still your fucking child.

I don't know there Clio.

Race mixing comes with higher instances of having problems in pregnancy, such as gestational diabetes, preterm labor or low birth weight.
As well as higher instances of genetically unhealthy offspring:
-highest prevalence of cardiovascular disease, dyslipidemias, higher triglyceride levels, metabolic syndrome, diabetes, insulin resistance, hyperinsulinemia, obesity, increased thrombotic tendency, weaker musculo-skeletal builds. Among others.

Not to mention the higher instances of psychological disorders and risk-taking/antisocial behaviour as adolescents, where bi-racial kids are higher by quite a margin than any group of monoracial kids.

The hybrid vigor myth is just that in humans, a myth.
It's actually based on the fact that the probability of passing on a genetic defect present in one or more of the parents can be very slightly reduced by inter-ETHNIC coupling (and NOT interracial). I.e. British-Swedish, Japanese-Chinese, West-Bantu - North-Bantu.

But interracial couplings actually produce a higher number of genetic defects along with an increase in probability of a variety of other medical problems as stated above.
You see, the children will not have a smooth blend of characteristics from each parent, but the characteristics will each separate out into their individual racial components forming a patchwork of features in the offspring. This is true for all hybrids, even ones produced from breeds of the same species, and is why plant breeders do not generally create seed from F1 hybrids. This is also why the kids do not look like either of their parents.

Putting it into perspective; a homogenous ethnic family next door, genetically has more in common with the parent, than the parent does with their own offspring.
To further illustrate the point I will give you an example; mixed race kids usually can't accept an organ transplant from either parent or a family member due to incompatibility.

So yes, before you blanda upp there a certainly some considerations that need to be taking into account.

tl;dr avoid admixing between the sub-species like the plague
(not just for yourself but for biological diversity of human kind as a whole, something that will greatly increase our chance for survival in the longterm)
>> No. 106017 ID: 6dc7ad

It's like you just copy pasted that from Stormfront without knowing most of the actual reports on the matter say you're just being a cherry-picking asshole.


Either way, enjoy your homozygous recessive disorders.
>> No. 106023 ID: dda126
>Either way, enjoy your homozygous recessive disorders.

It's like you don't have the faintest clue what that even means.

>The hybrid vigor myth is just that in humans, a myth.

it presupposes that a population is suffering from inbreeding depression which has never been observed anywhere and is only a condition that happens under catastrophic bottle-necking conditions.

Highest fitness in offspring is achieved via mating within the local population.
>> No. 106027 ID: 832f77
>(not just for yourself but for biological diversity of human kind as a whole, something that will greatly increase our chance for survival in the longterm)

The guy who responded to you already provided a link, so I'll just address this:

How the fuck do you think racial mixing reduces the "biological diversity of human kind as a whole?" How is that logical? Do you think interracial mixing means everyone is going to fuck the same five dudes?

Here's the thing: people just plain care less and less about this now. It's getting less and less controversial to date outside your race. People plain just don't care.

I think you're scared white people are dying out or something? My mom's white. I'm just as much biologically hers as I would be if my dad were white too. Hell I look more like her than him aside from skin tone.

The future is going to involve a bunch of half-white people fucking and having kids with each other, along with every single other possible configuration of human beings creating families. Maybe that'll create a world where this shit matters less, or at least change where the lines are. It's not scary. It'll be fine.
>> No. 106034 ID: faf5b0
>address zero points made
>muh feelings instead

You missed the point so hard it's incredible.
>> No. 106040 ID: 6dc7ad

>misses point
>claims no point
>still can't defend own points with any actual data

Ah yes, the very poster-child for why we have to maintain racial purity!

What a joke.
>> No. 106047 ID: faf5b0
You're the one that brought up homozygous recessive disorders as an argument against ethnic homogeneity. Literally pants-on-head retarded.
We're not talking about dog breeds that have been inbred for many generations by way of father/daughter, brother/sister couplings. These are whole human populations we're talking about.
But hey at least you'll always have solid gold incest and stormfront insults to fall back on.

I dismissed your post before due to lack of time, apologies, so here you go;

>How the fuck do you think racial mixing reduces the "biological diversity of human kind as a whole?"
It reduces genetic distinctiveness in populations.
Look up any number of studies on extinction by introgression and hybridization in nature as well as Mendelian inheritance etc.

>Here's the thing: people just plain care less and less about this now. It's getting less and less controversial to date outside your race. People plain just don't care.
Good for them. People should do what they want, as long as they're informed.
We're not talking about social attitudes, and what's taboo and what's not. It's about the genetic health and diversity of the different people on this planet.
This may sound like sci-fi pie in the sky shit, but if in 5000 years there is only one mulatto race than that would be a bad thing. It would be like putting all your eggs in one basket. Distinctive, separate ethnicities or races is a great strength for human beings as a whole.

>I think you're scared white people are dying out or something?
I'm not at all. Not in the short-term at least. And my concern is not focused on Caucasians exclusively.

>My mom's white. I'm just as much biologically hers as I would be if my dad were white too. Hell I look more like her than him aside from skin tone.
I have no idea what your ethnic background is, but if your father is not Caucasian, hell if he's not the same ethnicity as your mother, then actually no you're not just "white" as your mother. Whether these differences are expressed in the phenotype or not, you're half your father's child. As evidenced by your skin-tone. Genes aren't just there to determine how a person should look. It regulates everything that is inborn.
>> No. 106065 ID: 6dc7ad

>Literally pants-on-head retarded.

Agreed. Willingly allowing a population to be at higher risks of diseases, all in the name of lol purity is fucking stupid.

Speaking of retarded...

>It reduces genetic distinctiveness in populations.

While increasing their genetic diversity. Ever notice the Finns have almost no cystic fibrosis? Yeah, they have a different oddball genetic condition they get at a low rate, but there's several dozen other things they almost never see which their neighbors very much do.
>> No. 106068 ID: 40fc42
Alloying metal makes it stronger.

Checkmate, racists.
>> No. 106072 ID: dda126
>Agreed. Willingly allowing a population to be at higher risks of diseases, all in the name of lol purity is fucking stupid.

the ride never ends. neither does the spouting of confabulated "facts". how only did European populations (or any other population for that matter?) survive without the influx of sub saharan or middle eastern "blood" to rid them of their deleterious "homozygous recessive disorders" which are said to not be present there, for some magical reason?

Incidentally, the middle east and Africa are the most inbred regions in the world (by anyone's metric).

letting people like you vote is a crime against humanity. you are basically a creationist.
>> No. 106077 ID: 6dc7ad
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Know how I know you don't know what haplotypes are?

Europeans have a lot more African genes than you want to pretend.

>the middle east and Africa are the most inbred regions in the world

Sub-Saharan Africa has the largest genetic diversity in the world. The Middle East was and is a major crossroads area of every major phenotype. You don't know wtf you're talking about.
>> No. 106080 ID: dda126
>Know how I know you don't know what haplotypes are?

I don't know. Maybe because you imagined it in your head and everything you imagine becomes reality (for you)?

>Europeans have a lot more African genes than you want to pretend.

Point is, I don't want to pretend anything but let me indulge you with some further BS poplar science:

Hurr.... since we all came out of mother Africa, all "European" genes are African durr.

>Sub-Saharan Africa has the largest genetic diversity in the world. The Middle East was and is a major crossroads area of every major phenotype.

Are you confused? You sound confused...

>You don't know wtf you're talking about.

Oh, right into my feelings. You made me so sad I ate a bottle of EtBr.

Some further reading for you:
I don't think it will do you any good but it may allow you to sprinkle your "arguments" with some more misinterpreted and misrepresented poplar science the next time around...

Fucking secular Creationists.
>> No. 106081 ID: dda126
>Know how I know you don't know what haplotypes are?

I don't know. Maybe because you imagined it in your head and everything you imagine becomes reality (for you)?

>Europeans have a lot more African genes than you want to pretend.

Point is, I don't want to pretend anything but let me indulge you with some further BS poplar science:

Hurr.... since we all came out of mother Africa, all "European" genes are African durr.

>Sub-Saharan Africa has the largest genetic diversity in the world. The Middle East was and is a major crossroads area of every major phenotype.

Are you confused? You sound confused...

>You don't know wtf you're talking about.

Oh, right into my feelings. You made me so sad I ate a bottle of EtBr.

Some further reading for you:
I don't think it will do you any good but it may allow you to sprinkle your "arguments" with some more misinterpreted and misrepresented poplar science the next time around...

Fucking secular Creationists.
>> No. 106082 ID: 6dc7ad


Doesn't even apply to human populations for a lot of pretty obvious reasons stated right in the principle itself.

Please continue living up to your trip, I'll go get some popcorn.
>> No. 106083 ID: dda126
>Doesn't even apply to human populations for a lot of pretty obvious reasons stated right in the principle itself.

Prick, maybe if you took the time to read and understand it you'd realize why

>Willingly allowing a population to be at higher risks of diseases, all in the name of lol purity is fucking stupid.

is BS of Brady Campaign caliber.

Still, thx for proving me right...
>> No. 106102 ID: 6dc7ad

It's a purely mathematical construct that exists only in a vacuum. It is handy as an equation to establish a baseline, but as any basic course in the matter will tell you... that's all it is. If you ignore everything else (like you're doing), it's completely useless as a stand-alone.

What's funnier is if you actually understood the basis of the equation AND how it does and doesn't apply to the real world... you'd already know the math will tell you a diverse genetic population is far FAR fucking more resistant to genetic disorders.


But whatever, enjoy your 1920s level of stupidity instead I guess. Maybe you should go vist a phrenologist and have him tell you you're really the master race and not the amalgam of dozens of different groups.
>> No. 106187 ID: cd4a7e
>PRAGUE (AP) — A Czech official says an explosion of gun powder has rocked an ammunition plant in the Czech Republic, killing at least one person.

>Firefighters spokesman Ladislav Holomcik says the explosion took place just before 1 p.m. Monday in the Sellier & Bellot plant in the town of Vlasim, 60 kilometers (37 miles) southeast of Prague.

>Holomcik says an unspecified number of workers are still missing and rescuers so far are still unable to enter the scene of the explosion.

>> No. 106209 ID: a34477
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>Lopez later admitted that he had become a “monster” when Nemeth twice uttered her ex-husband’s name during sex. He said that he had inserted a beer bottle and a curling iron in Nemeth’s vagina and anus. Lopez suggested that she had been too intoxicated to resist, according to WFOR.

>He said that he then inserted both fists, before putting his arm in her up the elbow and ripping out intestinal matter. Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and after he finished it she had stopped breathing.
>> No. 106211 ID: 360825
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Sounds like some shit out of a Frank Miller wet dream. What the fuck.
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FL Man is at it again - this time peeping at little kids on cinderblock

> One father in Orlando, Florida recently noticed something out of the ordinary while mowing the lawn. There was a bald spot in the grass underneath his daughter’s first-floor window, showing that clearly someone had been there. That night he set up a trap to find out exactly what was going on outside his family home, but what he found has the whole neighborhood reeling.

> According to WKMG-TV, the father of two 8 and 10-year-old girls found a man standing on a cinderblock, blatantly peeping through his daughter’s window. Obviously infuriated, the father chased the man but was unable to catch and identify the creep.

>> No. 106240 ID: 5dcb36
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ov. Chris Christie wants the leader of New Jersey's National Guard to shape up.

The governor has given Air Force Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff 90 days to slim down and meet his obligations.

The action comes after Christie's staff told The Washington Post (http://wapo.st/1V6jBh9 ) that the governor was unaware the general had been reprimanded by the Pentagon about his weight and for repeatedly dodging physical-fitness tests.
>> No. 106391 ID: 381ee6
Eeeeh doesn't bother me when it's older guys in command, when the fuck in the course of their duties are they gonna be required to run a single mile?
>> No. 106396 ID: e7f332

The standards for a guy his age are practically nothing, there's not really an excuse.
>> No. 106463 ID: 360825
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>I knew nothing about making sandwiches, nor the food industry

Never forget.
>> No. 106903 ID: bdae0c
  >THE FAMILIES OF three Florida high school students who died after being hypnotised by a former principal will receive $200,000 each in compensation.

>The Herald-Tribune reports that the $600,000 settlement closes a bizarre, years long case that began after former North Port High School Principal George Kenney admitted that he hypnotised 16-year-old Wesley McKinley a day before the teenager killed himself in April 2011.


Wut? That's not really how hypnotism works as far as I know. Sounds like out of the 75 people who he hypnotised, many of which were stressed or whatever, a few killed themselves at various times. I mean it is probably in line with the average likelihood...
Weird settlement but probably easier and cheaper to just give the cash to the upset families since he wasn't meant to be doing any form of therapy really.
>> No. 106983 ID: a34477
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A Manhattan human resources manager is suing her 12-year-old nephew for leaping into her arms when he welcomed her to his eighth birthday party.

The aunt, Jennifer Connell, claims her nephew acted unreasonably when his exuberant greeting caused her to fall and break her wrist in 2011, the Westport News reported from the courthouse on Monday.

She is seeking $127,000 in damages from the boy, whose mother died last year. Westport News also reported that the 12-year-old appeared confused as he sat in the courtroom with his father. Connell reportedly testified that she loves her nephew, whom she described as always being “very loving, sensitive” toward her.
>> No. 106985 ID: f013be
Best aunt ever!

>shes not being invited to any more birthdays
>> No. 106992 ID: 798a48
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>Of the damage done, Connell testified that she did not complain at the time, but she said her life had been “very difficult” since the injury because of “how crowded it is in Manhattan”. “I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate,” she reportedly said.

The jury rejected the suit.
She lives in upper east FFS.
>> No. 106994 ID: bdae0c

The child was 8 when it happened too...
>> No. 106999 ID: 832f77
For the record, consensus is that this isn't about the injury at all. The kid's mom died recently and she's most likely doing this to get around the will.

Which makes this simultaneously less and more horrible.
>> No. 107072 ID: c3e6b2
More info came out she had to file a suit because of Connecticut rule about insurance pay out to injury caused by another person. She had to file a suit so insurance will pay for her medical stuff.
>> No. 107132 ID: 254d85
Somebody lit up a zombie walk.
>Chaos broke out at a zombie-themed street festival in downtown Fort Myers, Florida, after shooting left one man dead and five other people wounded.

>Crowds of festivalgoers fled screaming through the streets after the shots rang out late Saturday at ZombiCon.

>"It cleared out fast and cop cars and ambulances came," said Savannah Holden, who watched the panic unfold from a hotel balcony.

>One man died of a gunshot wound at the scene, police said, and five other people suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Four of them were taken to Lee Memorial Hospital for treatment.

>There were initial reports that four people were wounded, but police said Sunday that they found another shooting victim who had refused medical attention.

>The man killed was identified as Expavious Tyrell Taylor, 20, of Okeechobee, Florida, said Lt. Victor Medico with the Fort Myers Police Department.

>Detectives have been canvassing the area for witnesses, authorities said, asking anyone with information on what happened to call the Fort Myers police.
>> No. 107138 ID: 43b926

>She had to file a suit so insurance will pay for her medical stuff.

>making family members sue each other to cover medical costs

Just in case anyone was still wondering how fucking broken our system is...
>> No. 107194 ID: 9aea35
>dress as monsters
>walk through druggie part of town
That was smart
>> No. 107247 ID: e7f332

Srsly canada.
>> No. 107317 ID: 381ee6
>as soon as the school realized how fucking retarded they were, they told him to come back
>but hes too busy banging bitches to go to a retarded anti-fun school that shits on the armed forces
Good for him, there's some hope among the youth at least
>> No. 107343 ID: 254d85

>A Halloween costume at Fort Bragg prompted an emergency response after a soldier tried to enter the North Carolina military installation dressed as a suicide bomber, the military said.

>The soldier was not identified. The costume prompted a gate to be cleared and a response from an explosive ordnance disposal team, Fort Bragg said. The costume included a simulated explosive vest. "Costumes of this sort are not allowed on Fort Bragg," the base said in a statement.

>"The senior commander of Fort Bragg further directs that soldiers not wear costumes of this sort off post and strongly encourages soldiers, DA civilians, and family members to follow the same guidance to prevent similar issues within our neighboring communities," the statement said.
>> No. 107436 ID: e7f332

>French mayor declares war on kebabs, says he will not allow more kebab restaurants to be opened
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>kebabs are not a part of the French culture.

Dangerous talk, he's liable to get shot for sympathizing with the Algerians.
>> No. 107516 ID: a18c5a
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>> No. 107650 ID: 254d85
Jesus, first the guy fistfucks a woman to death and now this.
>> No. 107989 ID: 254d85

>According to the Orlando Sentinel, a Florida police officer was fired for joining the death metal band VITAL REMAINS on stage last week and singing the song "Dechristianize" in full uniform.

>Andrew Ricks was on duty on November 13 when he appeared at the West End Trading Co. in Sanford, Florida and was videotaped throwing a "devil's horns" hand gesture and apparently motioning to the audience to start a mosh pit before shouting and singing a portion of the song, which includes the statement "Let the killing begin." (See video below.)

>After a video of Ricks's appearance with VITAL REMAINS was sent to Police Chief Cecil B. Smith on Tuesday, Smith notified the Professional Standard Section and removed Ricks's authority to perform his law enforcement duties.

>Smith said in a statement: "An incident of this nature erodes the thin fibers of trust which already exist between the community and the police and it will not tolerated within the Sanford Police Department."
>> No. 107993 ID: caf5c2
>Beat someone to death in their cell
Paid Leave
>Like the wrong music

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
>> No. 108002 ID: 1882cd

Yeah shit, wtf.

>erodes the thin fibers of trust which already exist between the community

So a cop shows up at a concert and parties with the band, showing that they're human too, but that's eroding ties.

Tasing people for not picking up that can still a-okay though.

One of the most professional cops I knew was a straight up metal head funny enough
>> No. 108034 ID: a18c5a
I think this incident could impact his effectiveness. According to Wiki, Sanford is %30 black, and this video either is or will be very well known locally.

>Hello, ma'am. Do you know why I stopped-

Joking aside, I think rocking out on stage while on duty in uniform was a questionable decision from this officer, but I would've gone with a verbal and no press release, were I his superior. I think announcing his disciplinary action to the media brings more attention to this incident than it warrants.
>> No. 108037 ID: e30bee

You do make some excellent points.
>> No. 108358 ID: 254d85

>A GLAMOROUS Russian politician and her husband died semi-naked in the back of their 4x4 when he set off a bomb in a jealous rage, police said.

>Oksana Bobrovskaya, 30, a member of Vladimir Putin’s United Russia Party, was killed alongside hubby Nikita Bobrovsky.

>The couple are said to have been enjoying a late night romp near her office in temperatures of -6C when the explosive went off.

>It is thought they were rowing at the time and he had previously accused her of cheating on him with a wealthy lover, according to police sources.

>NIkita was holding “a kind of grenade or a piece of TNT”, reports claimed.

>Eyewitnesses who rushed to the scene of the blast said the pair were both in the back seat of the white Toyota RAV4.

>All the windows except the front windscreen were blown out. When the bodies were removed from the car, both the politician and her husband were “naked below the belt”.

>The couple had a four-year-old daughter who was orphaned by the tragedy.

>Mrs Bobrovskaya was a regional legislative deputy in Novosibirsk, Siberia.

>City mayor Anatoly Lokot said her death was due to family problems.

>“This was not a terrorist act,” he said.

>Eyewitness Evgenia Romanova, whose apartment overlooking the scene, said: “I looked out of the window and saw this all carnage.

>“My husband went down to the street, and I looked through the window.

>“It was horrific something you would not wish anyone to see. No heads, glass covered in blood — a nightmare.”

>The female politician’s face was “almost not visible” after the blast, said another witness.

>Her husband — believed to be in his early 30s — was a former special services officer in the Russian military.

>But he had been out of work, placing a strain on their relationship as she was the sole breadwinner, according to reports.

>Major news outlet LifeNews later reported an anonymous police source as saying forensic evidence indicated the couple did have sex before the explosion.

>The source said: “Presumably during a fierce conflict he began to force her to perform her conjugal duty by threats and showing her an explosive device.”
>> No. 108457 ID: b86cd3
>politician from Putin's corrupt party dies in car bomb
>"no guys, was grenade fuck"

is likely story
>> No. 108665 ID: 69389f

>PAGELAND, South Carolina (Reuters) - As sheriff’s investigators threaded past the battered cars, cast-off tires and rusted farm equipment cluttering Brent Nicholson’s front yard, there was no hint of the sinister stockpile hidden behind his windowless front door.

>Inside, the guns were everywhere: rifles and shotguns piled in the living room, halls and bedrooms; handguns littering tables and countertops. Outside, when they rolled up the door on the pre-fab metal garage, more arms spilled out at their feet.

>“This has completely changed our definition of an ass-load of guns,” said Chesterfield County Sheriff Jay Brooks. Six weeks after the discovery, officers are still cataloging the weapons, many of which have proved stolen, and the final tally is expected to be close to 5,000. “I don’t know if there’s ever been (a seizure) this big anywhere before,” Brooks says.
>> No. 108792 ID: 254d85

>A suspected burglar has been killed by an alligator while hiding out in a pond.

>The body of Matthew Riggins, 22, was found in water in Barefoot Bay in Florida ten days after he was reported missing.

>Police said Riggins was attacked by an 11-foot long alligator while he was hiding out after a series of planned break-ins.

>Before he was reported missing, Riggins called his girlfriend to tell her he would be in the area breaking into homes.

>Two men dressed in black lurking behind homes were spotted by residents, leading to a police search of the area that involved a helicopter and dog units.

>The search was called off but Riggins was reported missing by his family the next day.

>Major Tod Goodyear, from the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, told BayNews9: “He probably went into the lake to hide from the officers and the dog, and came across that gator.

>“To hide somewhere to try and get away, and then meeting up with an animal like that, no, I’ve never had that happen before.”

>When a police dive team located Riggins’ body, they also came across the alligator, which was euthanised.

>Some of Riggins’ remains were found inside the animal’s stomach.
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Police Officer Daniel Holtzclaw Cries Like a Baby As He’s

Former Oklahoma City police officer Daniel Holtzclaw was just found guilty of rape and sexual battery on Thursday. Now, his sentence has been handed down, and he is coming to the harsh realization that being a police officer didn’t save him from the 263 year sentence that a jury just handed down to him.

Prosecutors said that Officer Holtzclaw preyed on women were know to police for having had run-ins with the department in the past. He then told them that if they were to report him, he would have them arrested on charges related to their past.

But Holtzclaw, 29, wasn’t feeling so aggressive on Thursday, when broke down in tears upon hearing the reading of the verdict.

He was convicted of raping 13 women, but was cleared of about half of the total 36 counts against him. He has not had his sentencing set for January, which could likely see him serving the massive sentence as what would amount to life in prison.

>> No. 108903 ID: dda126
There is one specific group that needs to be disarmed immediately: POLICE.

>> No. 108904 ID: dda126
>> No. 108906 ID: dda126

Last March in Albuquerque, NM, a group of black males asked a smaller group of white skateboarders to borrow a skateboard at a skatepark. The whites generously offered to share a skateboard. However, when the whites wanted the skateboard back, they were brutally attacked instead.

Jaquise Lewis, a 17 year old black male, then opened fire hitting multiple victims. One of those victims was left paralyzed from the waist down. A victim pulled his own gun and shot Lewis, killing him.

The local media ran completely fake new segments aggressively portraying Lewis as the innocent victim of a racially motivated white on black hate crime.

In fact, Lewis was on house arrest for shooting another person in the butt just days earlier. On March 1st, Lewis shot a 14 year old friend in the butt, supposedly by accident. He was not supposed to leave his house the night he was killed. The media systematically painted a completely false picture of Lewis. The media also claimed that a memorial for Lewis had been torched. Police believe this is also a hoax.

Now the truth has come out. Police have ruled that the shooting was justifiable self-defense. Police say the white victims have all cooperated, while many of the black perpetrators are still unidentified and at large.

So eight weeks later, we learn from police that a story reported as a white on black hate crime, was actually a black on white hate crime. One of the white victims was left crippled. As far as we can tell, he has never been profiled by the local media. Not one segment.
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>Burning goat cheese fueled a fire that raged for five days inside Brattli Tunnel near Tysfjord in northern Norway, the BBC reports. The inferno filled the tunnel with fumes so toxic that fire suppression efforts had to be delayed.

>The extent of damage in the tunnel is so severe it's expected to remain closed for several weeks. "We can't go in until it's safe," said geologist Viggo Aronsen, as quoted by the BBC.

>Clearly, this was no ordinary cheese. A sweet Norwegian delicacy named brunost — a brown, caramelized cheese made from goat's milk — was to blame for the ferocity of the fire, reports Time.com.

>A truck was carrying 30 tons (27 metric tons) of the treat when it somehow caught fire in the tunnel. The driver abandoned the truck after realizing the blaze was out of control, according to the BBC.

>But how exactly does cheese burn? Like most foods high in fats and oils — cooking oil, bacon, peanut brittle — cheese is combustible if it gets hot enough. And again, this was no ordinary cheese. Brunost is up to 30 percent fat and contains more sugar than most cheeses. Both fat and sugar are combustible and can fuel a fire.

>Police officer Viggo Berg told the BBC the high concentration of fat and sugar in the brunost cheese makes it burn "almost like petrol if it gets hot enough."

>Most fires involving cooking oils or fats burn hotter than fires caused by flammable liquids, and they cannot be suppressed with water or an ordinary fire extinguisher. A Class K fire extinguisher is necessary for controlling these kinds of fires, according to the Federal Emergency Management Agency, which is why Class K extinguishers, which emit a fine chemical mist, are often found in commercial kitchens.
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>> No. 109228 ID: 7da887
GJ Florida Man.


By - Associated Press - Wednesday, July 15, 2015

MIAMI (AP) - A South Florida man has been indicted on first-degree murder charges after authorities say he shot someone during a dispute over a dog defecating in a yard.

A grand jury indicted Omar Rodriguez on Wednesday after Miami-Dade police say he fired two shots at Jose Rey for allegedly letting his dog defecate on Rodriguez’ son’s lawn. Rey died of his injuries late last month.

Rodriguez’s attorney, Alan Ross, says Rey started the argument and came after Rodriguez with a knife.

The Miami Herald (http://tinyurl.com/o2d3pq4) reports the shooting was the culmination of years of stalking, threats and false allegations lobbed by Rodriguez against various residents. Rodriguez has been arrested several times, but never served serious jail time.

Neighbors have filed more than 140 complaints with police about Rodriguez since 2008. Rodriguez has also filed numerous hand-written lawsuits against neighbors and police.
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Mountain of cod flesh reduced to tears by McDonalds fatshaming.
>An irate mother has slammed McDonald’s staff for ‘fat-shaming’ her teenage daughter, claiming they openly laughed at the girl for ordering six cheeseburgers.

>16-year-old Corrina visited her local Macca’s in Shoreham, Sussex, to buy six burgers and four portions of fries for herself and her three siblings.

>The shocked teenager claims the cashier then openly mocked her, calling to colleagues: “Six cheeseburgers. I’m not joking this time. This fat woman wants six burgers.”

>Corinna says she was left embarrassed and in tears, claiming other staff members laughed at her.

>Sabrina said Corinna went with brother Jack, ten, to order the meal for them and sisters Ashley-Jade, 14, and Jessica-Abbigale, eight.

>Livid Sabrina, 37 - who used to work in MacDonald’s - said: “Normally we have home-cooked meals, but once in a while I let them have a treat.

>"I have a problem getting Jack to eat so when he says he wants something, I let him have it because of the way he is with food.

>"He got given £5 from his grandma for Christmas so I said he could go to McDonald’s.

>"I gave my daughter some money and said they could go down and get a few burgers because it was the holidays.

>"I don’t think six burgers for four people is over the top, but the girl behind the counter shouted back, ‘Six cheeseburgers. I’m not joking this time. This fat woman wants six burgers’.

>"My daughter said, 'they’re not just for me. They’re for my brother and sisters’, but some of the other staff, who were just standing around, started laughing.”

>After Corinna came home and told her mum the story, a furious Sabrina says she then marched back into the McDonald’s and confronted the manager.

>She said: “My daughter gets embarrassed and upset and doesn’t speak up for herself, so being a protective mother, I went down there and let rip.

>"The manager kept apologising but she wouldn’t let me speak to the girl who had said it, even though I knew she was hiding around the back.”

>Stay-at-home mum Sabrina alleges that when her partner went into the restaurant later the same day, the manager called the police.

>She said: “My partner went in there because he wanted something done about it. He couldn’t believe it. The manager just called the police.

>"It was nothing. My partner ended up shaking hands with the policeman.

>"In this day and age, you wouldn’t expect it. I used to work in McDonald’s when I was young and I would never have dreamed of speaking to a customer like that. I would’ve been sacked straight away.”

>A spokesperson from Sussex Police confirmed that they had been called to the restaurant but said that it was not a police matter and simply a civil dispute which did not require the police.

>The spokesperson added that there was no “record of any form of abuse”.

>After reviewing their CCTV system, which is understood not to record sound, McDonald’s have denied the incident took place.

>A McDonald’s spokesperson said: “This allegation is entirely false. We took this claim very seriously and our investigation shows that this did not take place.

>"We have reviewed the restaurant CCTV footage and engaged the local police following the threats made against our employees connected to the incident.”
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>Livid Sabrina, 37 - who used to work in MacDonald’s - said: “Normally we have home-cooked meals, but once in a while I let them have a treat.

Why do I get the feeling that "once in a while" is codeword for everyday?
>> No. 109562 ID: bdae0c

Definitely, tub monsters always say they eat really well and feed their tub monsterlets only the best quality home cooked meals in moderation.

The never know why or how they are all fat as fuck; somehow the genetics in the family allows their bodies the ability to store more chemical energy than it takes in.

I had a friend who worked at a burger place once. He said there was a family that actually had a tab. I swear to christ a tab in a fast food place. The chidlren would go down and pick up dinner most days as they were local and then on the welfare payout day the mother would come in and pay the tab.

Sad really.
>> No. 109566 ID: 793e55
6 cheeseburgers for four people really isn't very much though. Mcdonald's cheeseburgers are ridiculously small.
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This was probably not part of his master plan.
>> No. 109669 ID: 254d85
  Brazilian dog shuts down Sao Paulo-Congonhas airport.
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It might be too soon, but food-poisoning someone, especially seafood - after a recent personal experience - is a terrible fate. Glad the man found a more painless and peaceful solution.
>> No. 109773 ID: 254d85
Literal highway robbery.

>A senior prison official has been detained in Russia accused of stealing a 50km (31-mile) length of highway.

>Police said Alexander Protopopov, acting deputy chief of Russia's prison service, oversaw the dismantling of the road in the far-northern Komi region. He then sold off its 7,000 reinforced concrete slabs for personal profit, they added.

>Officials believe the scheme cost the government more than 6m roubles ($79,000; £54,000). The road was "dismantled and driven away" over the period of more than a year, between 2014 and 2015, the Investigative Committee said in a statement quoted by the AFP news agency.

>The concrete slabs were then used by a commercial company which also sold them on for a profit, it added.

>Mr Protopopov was the head of Komi region's prison service from 2010 to 2015, and won awards such as a medal for creating "spiritual unity", AFP reports. He was arrested on Wednesday and faces charges of misappropriating of state property while using his official position, which could lead to 10 years in jail, the agency adds.

>Another prison service official, the head of a penal colony and a businessman are also under investigation.

>Komi Republic is a huge region in Russia's far north, much of it forested. It has significant natural resources, including oil, gas and timber.

>Road construction is one of the most corrupt sectors in Russia, with costs much higher than on comparable projects in other countries, AFP reports. The construction of a mountain highway for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games cost about $8bn (£5.6bn), with Russian media claiming it would cost the same to slather the 48km road with black caviar.
>> No. 109786 ID: 9f6b04

>Boris! Go grab 50m of flight line! And fill out an ID-10T form while you're at it!

>Hai guiz I am back with 50km of flight line

>now who needed ID-10T form?
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>tfw it is possible to get 50m of flight line
>> No. 110095 ID: 9723b1
Authorities upgraded charges lodged against 57-year-old Donald B. Meyer on Thursday. Meyers is now charged with criminal homicide, involuntary manslaughter, two counts of aggravated assault, simple assault, persons not to possess firearms under provisions of the Mental Health Procedures Act, terroristic threats, endangering the welfare of children and reckless endangerment. Meyer’s remains in Perry County Prison without bail.

The charges stem from an incident that occurred on January 11 at Meyer’s home in Penn Township.

Constable Clarke Steele, who has served in Perry and Dauphin counties for the past six years, was enforcing an eviction order at the home of 57-year-old Donald Meyer and his family.

Police say after a verbal dispute, Meyer pointed a loaded rifle at Steele.

Steele shot Meyer in the arm, but the bullet went through and struck Ciara, Meyer’s 12-year-old daughter, who was standing directly behind him, police said.


tl;dr cop came to evict a man and his daughter, cop shot the daughter dead, the dad is being charged with murder and terrorism

doomguy will defend this
>> No. 110111 ID: 7443a9
if he wasn't mentally fit to own firearms how was he mentally fit to have custody of his daughter?

Both the officer and the father should be facing negligent homicide charges. Both had other, and frankly better, options in the handling of the situation.
>> No. 110223 ID: 254d85

Georgia mayor arrested for impersonating a police officer and preforming police stop while high on weed.

Why was he impersonating a police officer? Well, the town's previous police officer and his wife were arrested two months ago for stealing a newspaper collection box to use as a well cover so he apparently decided to just use the town's police car for whatever.
>> No. 110296 ID: 7443a9

>enlists for combat related job
>can't hack it and gets broke in boot camp
>some how doesn't go to a Medical Rehabilitation Platoon
>goes home on convo leave
>falls off face of earth
>> No. 110364 ID: ba2103

Literally happened right up the road from my house.

>drunk florida man tossed a baby aligator into wendys as a prank.

Sounds about right for that area
>> No. 110534 ID: 3052f4
She turned herself in two days too late.
>> No. 110627 ID: adbbc9
this is ridiculous, i had females in my basic and AIT because they had Charlies and Bravos, train together. only difference would be when we did get in to AIT we would march to demo range/shoot house/so on, and they would get a ride in a cattle car, other than we did the bailey bridge together.
>> No. 110715 ID: de0bec
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Texas Man professionally shitsposting on twitter.



>The newly elected chair of the Republican Party in the county that includes the Texas Capitol spent most of election night tweeting about former Gov. Rick Perry’s sexual orientation and former President Bill Clinton’s penis, and insisting that members of the Bush family should be in jail. He also found time to call Hillary Clinton an “angry bull dyke” and accuse his county vice chair of betraying the values of the Republican Party.

>“The people have spoken,” Robert Morrow, who won the helm of the Travis County GOP with 54 percent of the vote, told The Texas Tribune. “My friends and neighbors and political supporters — they wanted Robert Morrow.” Morrow’s election as Republican chair of the fifth-largest county in Texas left several members of the Travis County GOP, including vice chair Matt Mackowiak, apoplectic.
>Mackowiak, a Republican strategist, immediately announced over social media that he would do everything in his power to remove Morrow from office. “We will explore every single option that exists, whether it be persuading him to resign, trying to force him to resign, constraining his power, removing his ability to spend money or resisting any attempt for him to access data or our social media account,” Mackowiak told the Tribune. “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”
>“Tell them they can go fuck themselves,” Morrow told the Tribune.
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>> No. 110726 ID: 254d85

>Jared Fogle is just barely three months into a nearly 16-year jail sentence for child pornography and having sex with underage prostitutes, and the former Subway spokesperson has already gained 30 pounds, In Touch has exclusively learned.

>Jared — a man who famously lost more than 200 pounds by eating at Subway — has crossed the wrong people in prison and his only comfort has been found in food.

>“He’s really started packing on the pounds again, probably from depression,” the prison insider, who estimates Jared to have gained 30 pounds already, says.

>“Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” adds the insider. "He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”

>“Jared is regularly taunted by those who have it out for him,” the prison insider states.

>“One of the men called Jared a ‘dirty child rapist’ and told him to ‘get the f--k out’ and not come back,” a recently released inmate from Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution — Englewood exclusively reveals.

>The disgraced former Subway pitchman then made the mistake of opening his mouth to defend himself.

>“The inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red. Jared just stood there stunned, then ran out of the gym,” while inmates booed and called him by his prison nickname — “Chomo,” which is short for child molester — as well as another choice derogatory term for a coward. “He never ratted out the inmates who did it, though, because he was threatened that if he did, they would get him!”
>> No. 110731 ID: 9dcda2
This sounds made up. If it's true, damn that's gotta be hell.
>> No. 110737 ID: 254d85

>Police have begun an investigation after footage emerged of a Catholic priest caught on video snorting what appeared to be cocaine.

>Fr Stephen Crossan is reported to have snorted coke through a £10 note during a night of drinking in July 2015 in Banbridge, County Down.

>He was in a room containing Nazi memorabilia, and seemed to say "I shouldn't" as he snorted, the Sun on Sunday reported.

>He has taken leave from the priesthood.

>A spokesperson for the PSNI said: "Police are aware of the article in a Sunday newspaper and are making inquiries."

>The bishop of Dromore said in a statement that he had no knowledge of the incident.

>It allegedly occurred in the parochial house last July after a party.

>The Sun on Sunday said it happened at what was then Fr Crossan's parish home in the grounds of St Patrick's Church, Banbridge, in July 2015.

>Father Crossan told the newspaper that he took the drugs but said: "It was just the one night and that was it."

>A source said that a group went to Fr Crossan's home after a party and found Nazi memorabilia including flags, hats and an eagle with a swastika on a plinth on his mantelpiece.

>In his defence, Fr Crossan told the paper that he was not a Nazi and that he collected historical items from every country.

>He said he had been on sick leave with depression at the time of the video and that he had since left the Church but was being backed by the parish.

>In his statement, Bishop of Dromore John McAreavey said that Fr Crossan had asked for and been granted leave from his pastoral duties at Seapatrick parish in May 2015. He said he had been receiving counselling and was considering his future.

>At the start of February 2016, the statement said that the priest had asked for an extended leave of absence from the priesthood.

>Bishop McAreavey said he was concerned for the priest's health.

>Fr Crossan is no longer living at the parochial house.
>> No. 110746 ID: 5d52d0
15 minutes from my house.

>> No. 110755 ID: d5e5a4
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taken by the rig driver.
>> No. 110765 ID: 360765
Researchers in useful disciplines can't get the time of day or a penny from the government, meanwhile... Feds Spent $412,930 Studying ‘Relationship Between Gender and Glaciers’
>> No. 110774 ID: bdae0c
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Holy good god damn...
>> No. 110785 ID: 254d85
The 400k is the amount of funding the NSF has put into the University of Oregon's geo sciences program since 2013. It's pearl clutching by climate change deniers because somebody in the department wrote a generic "women in glacier research" paper.


I'm sure if I went and wrote a paper about the role women have played in manufacturing and called it "Feminism and the means of production", the National Review or whoever would start wringing their hands about how "the government spent $200,000 on feminism!!1!" because the school I'm going to just got a grant for several new CNC machining centers.
>> No. 110787 ID: 53e7c0
Actually that's probably why it was titled that. So it would get money. Title IX ringing any bells?
>> No. 110794 ID: fe9c47
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This one actually comes out of Florida:


Basically: Florida woman gets shot in the back by her 4 year old son.

For some reason, every single news feed site I look at makes sure to mention how heavily an outspoken pro-gun advocate she was.
>> No. 110807 ID: 9dc901

Again, a pro-gun person turning out to be the best anti-gun advocate money can't buy, by being completely irresponsible and idiotic.
>> No. 110813 ID: 53e7c0
True. The best counter to this is "every time an idiot kills someone with their car, where are the screams for banning cars? Or increased regulation for drivers' licenses?"
>> No. 110815 ID: 254d85
Canadian antivaxers murder their child by treating his meningitis with Maple Syrup.

>Two Canadian anti-vaxx parents have been accused of letting their 19-month-old son die of meningitis, a treatable disease for which they refused medical care and antibiotics. Instead, they tried and failed to heal their son with home remedies in March 2012.

>David and Collet Stephan tried to cure a disease that infects the fluid around the spinal cord and brain with such treatments as olive leaf extract, whey protein, water with maple syrup, and juice with frozen berries. After young Ezekiel continued to suffer for two weeks, the Stephans changed treatments to apple cider vinegar, horseradish root, hot peppers, onion, garlic, and ginger root.

>When Ezekial stopped breathing, the child was finally airlifted to a hospital, but the damage had been done. After lingering on life support for five more days, he died.

>The couple is claiming that they are being unjustly persecuted, with a recent social media post from David Stephan dramatically lamenting “Will we ever be free?” before asking his followers for money. They are pleading not guilty on all charges.

>The Stephans own and operate a famously fraudulent nutritional supplement company called Truehope, which has been sued by Health Canada for peddling dangerous supplements.

>Truehope claims that their supplement EMPowerPlus, which is actually nothing more than a mixture of vitamins and minerals, can treat conditions and symptoms related to “Autism, ADD, ADHD, Stress Depression, Fatigue and Anxiety,” according to their marketing information.

>However, actual experts in Health Canada said the supplement actually contributed to the “worsening of psychiatric symptoms in those patients with serious underlying mental health problems, such as bipolar disorder and depression.”

>The rise of the anti-vaccination movement has triggered a boom of formerly eradicated illnesses, according to Healthline. Outbreaks of measles, polio, and whooping cough often crop up among the unvaccinated, and they are claiming American lives for the first time in decades. Much of the anti-vaxx hysteria erupted from a claim that vaccinations can cause autism in children, a claim that has never been scientifically proven.

>If convicted, the Stephans could receive up to five years in jail and lose custody of their remaining children.
>> No. 110831 ID: 254d85

>DETROIT (WWJ) – A disturbing video that may have originated in Michigan is creating a buzz online.

>The 47-second clip, which was posted at WorldStarUncut.com, appears to show a man urinating on a conveyor belt at the Kellogg’s facility in Battle Creek.

>Toward the end of the video — sent to WWJ Newsradio 950 by a listener who asked not to be identified — the man pans the camera upward to show a sign with a Kellogg’s logo.

>The corn flakes company would not immediately confirm the authenticity of the video when contacted by WWJ Newsradio 950.

>However Kellogg Company spokesperson Kris Charles says looking into it.

>“Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and is shocked and outraged by this video. We have alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators, and are conducting a thorough investigation,” Charles said, in a statement.

>“Our investigation so far revealed that the video was recorded in 2014 or earlier. We will share more information as we learn more.”
>> No. 110846 ID: 254d85
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>A Pontiac woman's alleged theft attempt was foiled this week when her motorized cart became stuck at a Rochester Hills Meijer.

>Jerrie Perkins, 30, is charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.

>Her bond was set at $15,000 by 52-3 District Magistrate Nick Camargo during arraignment Thursday.

>Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when her cart got stuck and she was unable to drive out the door.

>The door alarm was activated when Perkins passed through it around 9:20 p.m. Tuesday, and Meijer employees approached her asking for a receipt for the items.

>Perkins -- approximately 5 foot 2 and 400 pounds -- shoved a loss prevention officer and hit her in the face, according to the Oakland County Sheriff's Office.

>A sheriff's deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she "cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance," according to a press release from the Sheriff's Office.

>The deputy pulled his Taser and told Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but Perkins brought her fist up over her head and looked directly at the deputy.

>The deputy Tasered Perkins, who then complied with the deputy's commands and was taken to jail.
>> No. 110848 ID: 9dc901
  There's excitement going on in Yasinovata, so far not clear if it's the old case of one side trumping the other by bringing out heavier weapons, or is it an actual probe.

Dozens reported wounded on the rebel side in the past few days.
>> No. 110870 ID: 254d85
Psst, hey kid, you wanna drop some dope rhymes?
>Police in central Massachusetts are warning residents to be on the lookout for men who may be challenging passersby to a rap battle.

>Charlton police said a black SUV with two or three men in their late teens or early 20s inside, pulled up to three young teenage boys on Dresser Hill Road at about 3 p.m. on Saturday.

>One of the men -- described as having brown hair and a pale complexion, wearing a gray T-shirt, gray pants and open-toed sandals -- got out of the vehicle and started rapping while the other men asked the boys if they wanted to "spit some bars" with them.

>When the boys declined, the SUV drove off.

>"Although this was suspicious behavior and frightening to the boys, nothing made this appear to be an attempted abduction," Charlton police posted on Facebook.
>> No. 110871 ID: 81e283
FL men came out to vote for Trump
>> No. 110887 ID: 9723b1
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Muhreens still riding in this piece of shit because they keep wasting money.

Ever since the F-35B fuckup they've slowly wrested away the coveted position of WBFM (Worst Branch of the Fucking Military) from the airy farts, and it looks as if the Muhreeeeeeeens aim to keep the award.

They're even cutting out crucial re-up bonuses to keep afloat.


>> No. 110888 ID: 9723b1
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Even these guys think it's ugly.
>> No. 110893 ID: 254d85
>Ever since the F-35B fuckup

Oh they've been ruining stuff for a lot longer than that.

San Francisco lawmakers revealed to be using text messaging software used by ISIS and your drug dealer.
>Telegram, a self-destructing messaging app, has become popular among San Francisco public officials as a way to evade public-records laws, says a report in The Information.

>California law says that texts and emails are considered part of the public record if they relate to public business, according to a guide from the city attorney.

>A lot of other chat services encrypt messages so they can't be read by anybody but the intended recipient. But those messages could theoretically be grabbed from devices with the proper court order.

>Telegram lets users set messages to self-destruct on devices used for the chat so they cannot be seen after a certain time period.

>Several San Francisco supervisors — the city-council members who make many of the city's laws — are reportedly using the app. One unnamed government staff member said in the report that they were encouraged to use it as a way of bypassing public records.

>Telegram rose to notoriety after it was apparently used by ISIS members to spread propaganda. Telegram shut down almost 80 such channels in November.
>> No. 110896 ID: 90508d

>They're even cutting out crucial re-up bonuses to keep afloat.

Well probably don't need to entice people to join if there's not a war going on.
>> No. 110900 ID: 1aea9c
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Meet Harrison McLain Eulett.

By his own account, the 18-year-old Floridian “has a job and money,” but still likes to burglarize cars as a way to ease his boredom.

Master Eulett was arrested early yesterday in connection with a recent series of thefts from autos parked in Palm Harbor, a community on the state’s west coast. During police questioning, Eulett reportedly copped to the 2 AM burglaries, saying that he and four friends drove around looking for “unlocked vehicles to get money.”

Eulett also felt the need to say that he “has no remorse,” according to an arrest affidavit. Additionally, the teen noted that he “has a job and money and just does this because he is bored,” according to cops.

Eulett made sure to add that, “These people got what they deserve,” apparently for leaving their vehicles unlocked.

Eulett was charged with auto theft and four counts of burglary. He is locked up in lieu of $45,000 bond on the five felony charges.

While court records offer no information on Eulett’s “job and money,” the teenager does have $164.16 in his jail commissary account.

>> No. 110972 ID: da34c8

>That’s not what food stamps are for.

>A Florida man who tried to purchase a speedy BMW SUV with his Electronic Benefits Transfer card and a credit card later decided to steal the car — but was caught when he ran out of gas, police said.
>> No. 111002 ID: 254d85
>A can of Axe body spray is being blamed for an incident that had the Seattle Fire Department evacuating a University District church and daycare center, and calling in a hazmat team.

>A backpack left in a bathroom was giving off "cough inducing fumes" on March 18, according to the Seattle Police Department. That prompted a call to 911. After responding to the scene, fire crews called in a hazmat team to handle the noxious fumes.

>After the church building was evacuated, and a neighboring daycare, and the surrounding streets were blocked off, the team ventured into the fume-filled bathroom.

>It didn't take long, however, for the team to identify the source of the offending vapors. The can of Axe body spray was found to be malfunctioning and continuously giving off the fumes.
>> No. 111036 ID: f266aa

busch truck and frito lay truck collide, beer and chips fucking everywhere on i95. its like florida is becoming self aware of the insanity that comes from it
>> No. 111044 ID: 55d7fc
>The can of Axe body spray was found to be malfunctioning and continuously giving off the fumes.

That's a god damn war crime.
>> No. 111136 ID: 81e283

On Friday, Imani Cezanne, a poet and activist, was set to fly to Atlanta on American Airlines. Instead, she found herself banned from the airline after being forcibly removed from the plane for extremely dubious reasons. Cezanne recounted her experience of “flying while black” in a series of tweets that have to be read to be believed.

> BLM supporter got kicked off the plane because flight attendant ask will there be a problem in the event of emergency can she operate the emergency exit. Her go to respond was being defensive "What you mean will there be problem?"

Now she is talking about suing, I really hope American Airline won't bow to their bullshit
>> No. 111137 ID: b86cd3

>Officers ordered Davis to lay on the ground. He did so while hugging the dog. Davis reportedly told officers, “Y’all gonna have to kill us” before getting up and running away.

>An officer fired a stun at Davis, temporarily knocking him back to the ground. Davis reportedly got up and ran again. As officers pursued, Davis released the dog from its leash and yelled, “Kill ’em boy, kill ’em,” while pointing at the officers, the report said.

>Davis’ pit bull bit him in the buttocks and tried to bite his head before Davis ran and hid in a nearby apartment complex.
>> No. 111163 ID: 9dc901


"The SMM observed a sharp increase in the number of ceasefire violations in Donetsk region."
>> No. 111181 ID: 254d85
"Suicide by cop?! You bastard! You said we were going to the park!"
>> No. 111201 ID: 9dc901
  Nagorno Karabakh is flaring up. Maybe Azeris are thinking Russia has too much on its' plate at the moment.
>> No. 111206 ID: 385f49
>Azeris are thinking
>> No. 111241 ID: 7c90e8
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More than that, Azerbaijan think they have Iran, Turkish and ISIS support, so they attacked a village. Most of the civilians escaped but an elderly couple refused to leave their house, and they got killed by the Azeris. Also a Yazidi-Armenian soldier who went back for them got killed, and the dumbass Azeris displayed his head all over social media.

What the Azeris don't know is the Turks are cucks, the Iranians are vascillating, and ISIS is about to get curbstomped.
>> No. 111326 ID: d0041a
>war crimes
>loudly and proudly by a national military
>Let's just hand Russia a Cassus Belli and mobilize every Armenian on earth to fight for the motherland

I know of two sons from a friendly Armenian-American family planning to return to Armenia.
>> No. 111368 ID: 254d85

>A hand grenade exploded inside courtroom in Karachi’s Anti-Terrorism Court (ATC) after a judge asked a police constable if he knew how grenades worked. The constable, instead of explaining his expertise in weapons and grenade handling to the judge, opted to demonstrate practically by promptly pulling out the pin from the grenade.

>This resulted in a loud explosion, injuring three including the constable and a court clerk.
>> No. 111417 ID: 9dc901

Well yes. But then they always counter with "But a gun was designed solely to kill and my vagina is bleeding".

Another example happened


I emplore you here, if you have a family member who is a complete retard, take their guns away. Have them commited or something, just do everything in your power to keep them out of the limelight.
>> No. 111429 ID: 254d85
  Annoyed reporter rescues driver in Texas.
>> No. 111448 ID: 254d85
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>An Oregon man is accused of tipping a prostitute with an exotic primate swiped from his own pet store along with stolen Girl Scout cookie money and a laptop computer.

>A two-week-long investigation into the missing Galago primate and Girl Scout cookie money from the Zany Zoo Pet Store eventually led Eugene police detectives to a prostitute at a hotel who was in possession of the animal. She told authorities she received it as a tip from a client.

>The unnamed out-of-town prostitute identified the client as Nathan McClain, who owned Zany Zoo, where the money, the mammal and a laptop went missing from, the Eugene Police Department said in a statement.

>Police say the thefts were reported on March 1 and March 6, but did not say who called in the burglaries. The amount of the Girl Scout cookie money was not disclosed.

>The prostitute, who was found with the primate on March 17, was cooperative with detectives and turned over the exotic animal, police said. Exotic animals are illegal to possess in Oregon without a license from the state Department of Agriculture.

>Two days later, Oregon State Police arrested McClain in one of their office building parking lots for driving under the influence of a controlled substance, according to Eugene police.

>"McClain was observed exiting the adult porn shop next door and he appeared to be under the influence of methamphetamine," the police said.
>> No. 111466 ID: 798a48
  Who needs body cams for law enforcement when you've got facebook posts?

>According to deputies, Dominique Battle, 16, Ashaunti Butler, 15, and Laniya Miller, 15, drowned after they stole a gold Honda Accord from a Pinellas County Walmart parking lot. Though the county sheriff's rules forbid deputies from chasing stolen vehicles, some officers were trailing the car when the car plunged into a pond off a sharp turn in the road around 4 a.m. the next morning.
>> No. 111467 ID: 798a48
>> No. 111472 ID: 634497

>Dominique Battle, 16, Ashaunti Butler, 15, and Laniya Miller, 15

Color me surprised.
>> No. 111483 ID: ad8094
  Combined 7 GTA between the 3 girls with in 1 year
> She didn't steal the car
> guy give them ride stop by Wal-Mart and they took off with his car
> guy report the car being stolen

>> No. 111545 ID: ad8094
Women armed with a gun had a GTA style morning, killed a woman on the side walk, jack 3 cars then got arrested.

>> No. 111548 ID: f49edb

>He says he went about his business until Saturday when he changed shirts and saw the entrance and exit wounds.

>Shot himself on thursday
>> No. 111555 ID: 634497

My takeaway from this is that he didn't so much as change his shirt for three days. Three motherfucking days.

What the fuck kind of untermensch knob polis-


Oh. Right then, carry on.
>> No. 111584 ID: 254d85
Demographically, "Normal America" is now Tampa, Florida.
>> No. 111640 ID: 254d85
>A woman who died of altitude sickness while climbing Mount Everest took on the challenge to prove that 'vegans can do anything'.

>Weeks before her death Dr Strydom told how she and her husband wanted to dispel the belief that vegans were 'weak' or 'malnourished' by taking on the climb.

>'It seems that people have this warped idea of vegans being malnourished and weak.

>'By climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more,' she said in an interview with the university where she worked.
>> No. 111736 ID: d4c8ee
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Tha gewd peoplah Jawjuh.
>The promotion was putting on its monthly show, when Crowe, a spectator at the event, threatened and attacked long-time wrestler Paul Lee.

>Deputies arrived on scene after Crowe allegedly jumped into the ring during the show and pulled a handgun on Lee.

>According to Lee and several witnesses, Lee was participating in a match with “Iron Mann,” at which time he tied him up and was hitting him with a chair, reports show.

>“I had him tied up and was beating on him, and this lady jumps up with a knife, cuts him loose, and then pulled a loaded gun on me,” Lee said. “She had that thing loaded with one in the chamber and the safety off. All it would have taken was for her to get shaky with that thing and it could have fired.”

>Crowe also pointed the gun at the show’s commissioner “Robbie Rude,” reports show.

>Lee says the woman has been to shows before and should have known that the incident going on with the other wrestler was part of the show.

>“She’s been to several shows over the years off and on, but she was acting like a nut Saturday night,” Lee said.

>Lee, whose character is a “heel” or “bad guy,” often banters back and forth with spectators as part of the show, but it rarely turns physical.

>“We’ve done fraternity shows at colleges and stuff before where drunk college kids will try to run into the ring or something, but nothing like this,” Lee said. “In about 1992, at another location, we were doing a show and I got stabbed by about a six-inch blade by a fan. Fans usually don’t get involved though, they usually just watch.”

>According to police Cpl. Chris Faulk, Crowe admitted she pulled the gun on Lee because of the banter the two had engaged in.

>“Ms. Crowe did indeed pull the gun on Mr. Lee because of the way he’d talked to her,” Faulk said. “She said, ‘he was talking mean to me, and I got mad. I guess I just let my temper get the best of me and I pulled my pistol on him’.”

>Lee says he told Crowe “to sit her toothless self back down,” and that she then approached the ring.

>Lee added that he’s not thrilled with Crowe being released so soon.

>“The sheriff’s office called me to let me know they let her out Monday on a $4,000 bond,” Lee said. “I think it should have been a higher bond than that. She pulled a gun on me in front of kids and everything….it was just crazy.”

>Approximately 160 people were in attendance during the incident, which has prompted Lee and the AWF to revaluate their security measures at the arena.

>“We’re going to be installing metal detectors at the entrances,” Lee said. “We’ve already got ‘em picked up and will have them installed before the next show. The way the world is today, things happen at movie theatres and malls….you have to take extreme measures to protect fans. We’ll have the metal detectors right at the doors when you come in.”
>> No. 111764 ID: d4c8ee
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>Eagle Point, Ore. — The Eagle Point Walmart briefly stepped back into the Wild West Friday morning, when a bike thief was lassoed by a horse-riding vigilante.

>Take a look Eagle Point Police say just before 10:00 a.m., a woman was walking out of Walmart, when she saw a man riding away on her bike.

>The woman began yelling about the stolen bike, and a man who happened to have his horse in a trailer, jumped to action.

>The cowboy got on his horse, chased down the suspect, and lassoed him. The cowboy held the suspect until police arrived.

>Officers arrested the suspect, Victorino Sanchez, on a theft charge. He’s being held at the Jackson County Jail.
>> No. 111770 ID: e59f1a

No offense to all ya'll, but this post just screams MURICA!
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>Attractive minor celebrity smoked after concert. Assailant apparently shot himself after being tackled by celebrity's brother.

Lots of friends of mine on the staff at that venue, including security staff. Imagine there were some unpleasant meetings today.

Melon lube, etc.
>> No. 111778 ID: fd0828
Equally minor celebrity Kat Robichaud, who was on The Voice, tweeted to the President to DO SOMETHING about gun violence following the news.

It amazes me that the same people who share the pie chart where the only cause of rapes is rapists (not short skirts, alcohol, etc) don't see that the only cause of murders is murderers (not angry music, video games, guns, etc).
>> No. 111782 ID: dda126
>still believing there must be a logical, coherent, consistent train of thought behind the librul

Yeah nah man, it's just virtue signaling.
>> No. 111885 ID: 9723b1
The progressive is defined as someone who wishes to progress, to move forward. In order for this to happen they need to change what already exists, for example their country/culture. The common thread that unites all progressives is a destruction of everything they are surrounded with.

If they live in Iran, the progressive will want to destroy Iran.
If they live in America, the progressive will want to destroy America.
If they live in Japan, the progressive will want to destroy Japan.
If they live in Sweden, the progressive will want to destroy Sweden.

This is also why western progressives are uniformly anti-western culture and pro-islam, even though western culture is the most liberal in the world and islam is the most regressive culture on the planet. They will always glorify other cultures, even objectively worse cultures, as long as these cultures are opposed to their own.

Liberalism in the west will eat itself eventually, the problem is that it will also eat everything worthwhile about human civilization.
>> No. 111923 ID: ad8094
  2 years old playing in a pond that had "NO SWIMMING" sign because of gators got snatched away by a gator. They are still looking for "living child" they'd be lucky to find remain(s) of the child.

>> No. 111936 ID: b66324
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Jesus Christ, Florida! Can you calm down for a fucking minute!? God!
>> No. 111944 ID: 79b400
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>> No. 112054 ID: d4c8ee
>A police investigation has been started after a swarm of bees was discovered inside the trunk of a vehicle in Fitchburg.

>Authorities responded to the area of Normandy Road for a report of a large presence of bees.

>Bee keepers were called to the scene, and removed bee hives from the trunk of the vehicle.

>Police say they are investigating why the bee hives were intentionally placed into the truck of the vehicle.

>One woman was stung on the nose by a bee but did not require medical attention.

>Many people in the neighborhood remained inside Sunday because many of the bees were swarming the area.
>> No. 112237 ID: 9dc901
  A few dudes asploded in Turkey.
>> No. 112240 ID: d4c8ee

>A family argument over whether the Earth is flat or round became so heated that one of the participants threw a propane cylinder onto a campfire, prompting an intervention by firefighters.

>The dispute over a question most considered resolved centuries ago boiled over around 10:30 p.m. Monday at St. Lawrence Park in Brockville, Ont.

>Police said a 56-year-old Brockville man was at a campsite with his son and his son's girlfriend when the woman began insisting that the Earth is flat.

>The older man insisted the Earth is round.

>It's not clear if anyone at the campfire put forth the argument that the Earth's equatorial bulge makes it not perfectly round, but instead a shape known as an oblate spheroid.

>Nevertheless, police said the man became so enraged he began throwing objects into the campfire, including a propane cylinder.

>Brockville firefighters were called to put out the campfire. By the time police arrived at the scene, the man had left.

>Brockville police are looking for the man and say they expect to charge him with mischief.
>> No. 112277 ID: b430d1

Terrorists confirmed to have been Uzbek, Khazak and Russian. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> No. 112285 ID: 9dc901



>> No. 112300 ID: cce514

So reading between the lines, it was a FSB cell.
>> No. 112303 ID: 9dc901
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The stupid just cannot be contained :)

But I don't mind you trying to badmouth Russia for this one, because every sane person right now is laughing.

EU shitting in its' own bowl again PLUS Turkey getting boomeranged by islamists.

Life is good.
>> No. 112417 ID: d4c8ee
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>Two travelers reportedly died in different instances in Peru recently while standing too close to the cliff ledge when posing for a photo. Last week, a 51-year-old man died when losing his balance at the edge of a cliff at Machu Picchu, in an area closed off to the public. He fell 130 feet. Prior to that, a South Korean tourist fell in northern Peru while taking a selfie at the Gocta waterfall, one of the tallest waterfalls in the world. He plunged more than 1,600 feet.

>There have been dozens of deaths related to tourists taking selfies in recent years, according to Condé Nast research. Last year, Condé Nast Traveler pointed out that the selfie now claims more lives than shark attacks -- and that’s just the widely-reported cases involving tourism.

>There is now an entire Wikipedia page devoted to selfie-related injuries and deaths. The latter ranging from a 21-year-old Spanish man who was electrocuted in March 2014 after climbing on top of a train to take a selfie with friends, to a Japanese tourist who died last August by injuries sustained when falling down a staircase while taking a selfie at the Taj Mahal. In 2016, numerous people have died falling off cliffs or drowning while attempting to take photos.

>Selfie photos taken too close to wildlife have become a danger as well, leading to the temporary shut down of Colorado's Waterton Canyon last August.

>“We’ve actually seen people using selfie sticks to try and get as close to the bears as possible, sometimes within 10 feet of wild bears,” said Brandon Ransom, Denver Water’s manager of recreation, in a blog post.

>In May of this year, a Chinese businessman was killed by a walrus at a wildlife park after posing too close to the animal for a selfie.
>> No. 112431 ID: 86d09e

I don't mind. Darwin at work.
>> No. 112631 ID: d4c8ee
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>MUSKEGON COUNTY, MI – They left for what they thought would be an easy float down Muskegon River Tuesday afternoon – but ended up spending the night on the river bank, scared and yelling for help.

>The trio of young women were rescued 20 hours later after a fisherman eventually heard their cries, said Muskegon Township Deputy Fire Chief Bob Grabinski.

>The women, all in their 20s, had never been tubing before and decided it would be a fun thing to do, Grabinski said. So they bought some tubes and headed to the popular launch site at the Maple Island Road bridge, Grabinski said.

>"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure."

>About six hours later, with darkness closing in and their car nowhere to be found, the trio decided to get out on the riverbank where they ended up spending the night, Grabinski said.

>"They said they hugged a tree all night yelling for help," he said, adding that that stretch of river is very isolated.
river rescue.jpg

>About noon on Wednesday a fisherman floating the river heard their cries for help, investigated and then called 911. The women, one from Muskegon Heights and two from Muskegon, did not have a phone with them, Grabinski said.

>Muskegon Township firefighters launched their 16-foot jet propulsion river rescue boat from the Holton Duck Lake Road launch ramp and found the women about a quarter-mile downriver, he said. Dalton Township firefighters also responded with their boat in case it was needed.

>Other than a few bug bites and scratches, the women were fine, Grabinski said. He estimated they had traveled roughly 3 miles.

>"In their words, they're never going tubing again," he said. "My words are know the river or take someone with you who knows it and have a plan."

>No one reported the women missing, which brought Grabinski to a third piece of advice: Before heading out for an adventure, tell someone where you're going and what time you plan to return.
>> No. 112643 ID: da34c8

>Security robots at a shopping centre in Silicon Valley have been taken off duty after one of them ran over a toddler.

>His mother told ABC News the robot had hit her son's head, "he fell down on the floor, and the robot did not stop".

>The 16-month-old, Harwin Cheng, was left with swelling to his right foot.

>The robot's developer, Californian start-up Knightscope, apologised for the "freakish accident" and invited the family to visit its Mountain View headquarters.
>> No. 112653 ID: 79b400
>> No. 112862 ID: 0c0931

https://imgur.com/a/skffp <= full transcript

>With a murder defendant shouting obscenities at him and threatening to kill his family, a Superior Court judge in Rome last week became so enraged that he threatened to lock the man up for years and said, "You know, you look like a queer."
>> No. 112874 ID: 9dc901

I think it's time to ban all fully automatic assault axes.
>> No. 112944 ID: 369bd6
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Cops get called because "received a 911 call indicating a man was in the street with a gun threatening to kill himself.". Turns out it is just an autistic guy who wandered off from a group home to play with a toy car in the street. Charles Kinsey, a behavior therapist walks out to retrieve him. Cops arrive and Hilarity Ensures. In short order Kinsey is on his back with his hands in the air, trying to explain the situation to the officers...who proceed to fire three shots, one striking his leg.

>> No. 112947 ID: bc78c2
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A Pennsylvania man was arrested Thursday after police said a human brain was recovered from under his home porch, which he used for smoking marijuana.

Joshua Long, 26, was charged on Thursday after his aunt found a human brain kept inside a Walmart shopping bag beneath the porch of Long’s trailer-home, The Washington Post reports. The aunt contacted Long in prison to ask about the brain and he told her it belonged to him and he used the embalming fluid to get high.

>> No. 112948 ID: 3b3ce1
Florida. Not even once.
>> No. 112965 ID: 51896a
>used the embalming fluid to get high

thats such sensationalist bullshit, he was using it as a solvent to make hash oil.
>> No. 113016 ID: 3b3ce1
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A Florida man is accused of holding a gun to his girlfriend's head while she breastfed their newborn infant.

The incident occurred Wednesday night when Kevin Smith came into the bedroom of a St. Augustine home and found his 22-year-old girlfriend breastfeeding their 2-week-old child with what he claimed was milk from another woman, the Palm Beach Post reported.

The girlfriend refused to hand over the baby while he held her down and put a gun her to head and mouth, police said.

According to the report, the victim's mother came home to the sounds of her daughter's screaming. She reported Smith tried to put her daughter and the baby in her husband's truck.

Smith was arrested and charged with battery, child neglect and obstructing justice.
>> No. 113078 ID: 3b3ce1
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“F--- you n-----s, don’t you see what’s on the front of my truck?” Hicks yelled, according to county arresting documents.

>> No. 113193 ID: 9dcda2
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New Jersey man was so loved he inspired obituaries from his both his wife - and his girlfriend


> Leroy “Blast” Black was much loved during his lifetime. A lot of affection indeed.

> After he passed away this week at the age of 55, two obituaries appeared side by side in his local paper, one mentioning his “loving wife”, the other his “long-time girlfriend”.
>> No. 113241 ID: 3b3ce1
WELCH, W.Va. — The state Medical Examiner concluded the death of a seven year old girl in McDowell County was a result of starvation.

“They said the child died from malnutrition not attributed to disease,” said McDowell County Sheriff Martin West. “That just means the child was starved to death.”

However, any criminal charges in the case may be filed in Davidson County, North Carolina.

“The child had only been in McDowell County for three days,” said West.

How and why the seven year old girl wound up in the Mohawk community near Iaeger after leaving North Carolina is part of the investigation.

“Knowledge so far is that a girlfriend brought the child back to the father,” West said. “The mother is not in the picture, so we don’t really know all of her details.”
>> No. 113263 ID: 3b3ce1
>> No. 113451 ID: 3b3ce1
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A Florida woman was arrested Wednesday after officials said she was seen trying to drown a dog in the ocean but was stopped by witnesses.
>> No. 113567 ID: 0480d3
Sorta disappointed at the lack of FL Panhandle stories.

Anyway, old, but gold:


Every time I go for a swim in the creek I think about this shit now. Mother of fuck please don't eat my brain. Let it happen naturally with booze or something. Not brain eating amoeba ffs.
>> No. 113634 ID: 2da07a
>> No. 113723 ID: 76ea70

I live a mile from this panera bread, kek.
>> No. 113724 ID: 76ea70

I live a mile from this panera bread, kek.
>> No. 113773 ID: de0bec
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Kentucky police have arrested a man dressed as a clown lurking in a wooded area amid a wave of clown reports in at least six US states.

>Jonathan Martin, 20, was charged with wearing a mask in a public place and disorderly conduct in Middlesboro.
>He was found at about 0100 EST (0600 GMT) on Friday in "full clown costume" and mask crouching among trees by an apartment complex, according to police.
>Recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into woods have sparked alarm.
>Police have warned individuals against dressing up in clown costumes, adding it could lead to criminal charges.
>"Dressing as a clown and driving, walking or standing in public can create a dangerous situation for you and others," police in nearby Barbourville, Kentucky, said in a statement online.
>"While dressing up is not, in and of itself against the law, doing so in public and thereby creating an unnecessary sense of alarm is illegal."
>Alleged clown encounters have been reported in recent weeks in North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, Georgia and Kentucky.
>> No. 113776 ID: c550c6
Isn't that just viral marketing for Rob Zombie's new movie?
>> No. 113777 ID: cc91ac
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I was suspecting something else.
>> No. 113778 ID: d4c8ee
Yeah it's been going on since early September at least.

>When a Greensboro resident spotted a clown near his apartment complex Tuesday, he thought of recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into the woods, and he grabbed a machete and chased after the character.

>Three other sightings were reported in North Carolina this week, with four sightings in South Carolina the week before.

>Police in Greenville, South Carolina said clowns were trying to entice children into the woods and had also started knocking on doors.
>> No. 113856 ID: d4c8ee
The clowns are becoming bolder.
>Police are investigating an incident in which a person in a clown mask stabbed and killed a 16 year old in Reading, Pennsylvania on Sunday night.

>According to the Reading Eagle, a fight broke out after a person showed up wearing a clown mask. Officials told the newspaper that they responded to reports of a person lying on a front porch of a home, and that there was a large crowd in the street.

>The victim was identified as Christian Torres, 16, a 10th grader at Reading High School.

>Berks County District Attorney John T. Adams told the paper, “We urge anyone who was there to contact the Reading police. Someone was wearing a clown mask and a fight broke out.”

>Reading Police Chief Andres Dominguez Jr. said that investigators believe there are several suspects. “I believe the issue’s gotten out of control,” Dominguez said.

>In Reading, Ohio, an entire public school system is closed this morning due to the threat of "creepy clowns," one of which allegedly attacked and choked a 45-year-old woman.

>FOX-19 in Ohio reports that all Reading Community City Schools and Mt. Notre Dame High School are closed today in wake of the clown attack on the woman, who was not seriously hurt and went to Bethesda North Hospital for evaluation.

>The Ohio news station reports that officers responded to a report of "a person assaulted by a person dressed as a clown" at South Terrace Apartments off Reading Road about 2:30 a.m. today:

>"The victim stated that a male black subject, possibly a juvenile, assaulted her and made threats against Reading Junior and Senior High Schools for Friday. Superintendent Chuck LaFata was contacted and he decided to close the schools for the day," police said in a prepared statement.

>SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- Syracuse Police say the creepy clown problem has made its way to the city.

>A 10-year-old boy was found hiding in between two houses on Spring Street this morning after he saw three people dressed in clown costumes on his way to school, according to Syracuse Police. The child told police that the clowns started walking towards him when they saw him, and when they did he ran away as fast as he could before calling 911.

>Police say they received a description of the three unknown individuals dressed as clowns from the child, but a search of the area didn't yield any of the suspects. As their investigation continued, police say they learned other children seen the clowns, and one child told them he was chased by what appeared to be the same three suspects dressed as clowns.
>> No. 113901 ID: 444beb
>> No. 113903 ID: d4c8ee
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thanks mr. stormital
>> No. 113904 ID: cc91ac
Damn, son. Keepin it real.
>> No. 113916 ID: 51de22
I have no idea why he and other newscasters did this.

I knew it wasn't going to be an issue, that's why I did minimal prep. With the data given, I knew it was going to die down significantly before getting here, the hardest hit part of FL. But they all kept saying it wasn't survivable.

Have they just never left their desk? What's going on here?
>> No. 113919 ID: c5ecc5
>Media hype also exaggerates the problem. Even if the maximum sustained wind estimate was totally accurate, the area affected by it is typically quite small, yet most of the warned population is under the impression they, personally, are going to experience such extreme conditions.

People are totally going to learn to ignore them, then die when an actually very dangerous storm happens.
>> No. 113941 ID: d4c8ee
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>Still haven't had a first cup of tea this morning, debugging the kettle and now iWifi base-station has reset. Boiling water in saucepan now.

>3 hrs later and still no tea. Mandatory recalibration caused wifi base-station reset, now port-scanning network to find where kettle is now.

>Now my wifi kettle is basically taking the p*ss. Told me it had found network, now you need to recalibrate me, oh btw I didn't rly connect

>Well the kettle is back online and responding to voice control, but now we're eating dinner in dark while lights download a firmware update
>> No. 113944 ID: 23bcc2
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>where-by life imitates Douglas Adams
>> No. 114019 ID: d4c8ee
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>A Halfmoon man allegedly broke into his neighbor's house to save the family dog from a fire, Thursday night. However, there was no fire. Troopers say he was on LSD and hallucinating.

>Troopers say 43-year-old Michael Orchard of Inglewood Drive told them he mixed LSD with cough medicine Thursday afternoon and they found him, standing heroically with a dog in his arms outside of what he thought was a giant inferno.

>"He believed that the residence was on fire and he was rescuing the dog," said Trooper Mark Cepiel, Troop G spokesperson.

>Neighbors tell NewsChannel 13 Orchard went around the neighborhood banging on doors yelling about a fire. Since no one would help, because there was no fire. The animal lover took matters into his own hands to save the dog, allegedly driving his black BMW sedan through the fence. Troopers say once Orchard got through this fence with his vehicle, he got out, went up to the back door, smashed through it and went inside to save the family's large white dog.

>Orchard was charged with second-degree burglary and third-degree criminal mischief and put in county jail on $15,000 bail.

>Neighbors didn't want to go on camera because they're scared of retribution in the tightly packed development. Several neighbors listed things Orchard has allegedly destroyed in the past.

>We asked Cepiel why there were no drug charges if Orchard was allegedly high.

>"He drove over yards and through the fence. At no point was he on the roadway and no illegal substances were found in his possession," said Cepiel.

>Troopers say Orchard was very cooperative. The developers say they've already ordered the victims a new door. The dog was unharmed.
>> No. 114083 ID: b430d1
>Gladys Coego, 74, a temporary Election Support Specialist for the Miami-Dade Elections Department tasked with opening mail-in ballots and scanning them into the machine, is accused of marking ballot choices that were originally left blank, according to CBS4 News partner The Miami Herald.

>She was allegedly caught red-handed by colleagues on Tuesday filling in ballots favoring Miami-Dade mayoral candidate Raquel Regalado. Investigators have initially determined that Coego has no affiliation or link with the Regalado campaign, however.

don't forget to vote twice on november 28th so that trump wins! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>In a second arrest, police said Tomika Curgil, 33, filled out voter-registration forms for five citizens without their consent and submitted at least 17 forms for people believed to not exist, including several who are dead.

>Authorities said Curgil was hired as a canvasser to register voters for People United For Medical Marijuana.

just 1 reefer cigarette is all it takes to make you commit voter fraud
>> No. 114097 ID: b86cd3
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>Two men arrested last week in southern Georgia were planning to attack an aurora research facility owned by the University of Alaska Fairbanks around which conspiracy theories of mind control have long swirled, investigators said.

>Television station WALB in Georgia first reported Monday that investigators with the Coffee County Sheriff's Office arrested Michael Mancil, 30, and James Dryden Jr., 22, on Thursday and said "the massive amount of arsenal seized looked like something out of a movie, one where a small army was headed to war."

>Michael Vickers, a detective with the sheriff's office, told Alaska Dispatch News that both men confessed "that God told them to go and blow this machine up that kept souls, so souls could be released."


"All I can tell you is they were planning on blowing up the machine," Vickers said. "Going to try to find a scientist, to steal his car and ID badge to gain access. Any scientist."

>Vickers could not say what else the men might be charged with.

>"It is being investigated and there … could be more charges pending, but as of right now, there's nothing I can tell you," he said.
>> No. 114103 ID: d4c8ee
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>Shenzhen police have reenacted a controversial punishment for drivers who improperly use their high beams at night, once again forcing those motorists to really see the error of their ways.

>Yesterday, the Shenzhen police's official Weibo account warned motorists that those caught driving with their brights on illegally would be made to stare straight into the blinding lights for an entire minute in order to teach them a lesson their corneas would not easily forget.

>Police added that drivers would also be fined 300 yuan, lose points on their license and be made to recite regulations on the proper use of headlights.

>The punishment has become one of the most highly-discussed topics on Chinese social media and has received near unanimous approval from netizens who have apparently been blinded one too many times.

>"Traffic police comrades, I believe this kind of punishment is not right, it's inhumane, they should have to look for 5 minutes," suggested one Weibo user.

>"The whole country should implement this immediately," wrote another.

>Still, there were others who were confused about how this could possibly a thing, considering that there is no Chinese law that prescribes this type of punishment.

>But, from shaming jaywalkers by making them "wear the green hat" to wielding badass sword-like batons, Shenzhen police have always marched to the sound of a different drum.

>"I admire the Shenzhen traffic police the most out of any force in the country. They really know how to have fun," commented one Weibo user.
>> No. 114123 ID: 721241
Do this to the cunts with the fucking LED headlights here.

As soon as I buy a new car, i'm crashing the old one into some yuppie fuck with LED high beams on headon.
>> No. 114158 ID: 4d27c6
Those mother fuckers in trucks hat have their headlights at mirror level for my car.... it's like driving away from Hiroshima.
>> No. 114275 ID: b86cd3
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mmm that's good Peronism!
>Argentina lost more airplanes during former Argentinian President Cristina Kirchner’s adminstration than the country did throughout the entire Falklands War.

>Defense Minister Julio Martinez said Kirchner and appointed officials lost 100 airplanes throughout her time in office, due mostly to a lack of proper maintenance.

>“We have to regain military capability,” Martinez said. “In the Falklands War, Argentina lost 70 aircraft, and in the last 10 years of Kirchnerism, for lack of maintenance and investment, 100 were lost.”

>According to a local media, the 12 years of Kirchner governing saw arms systems deprogrammed, as well as planes falling out of use due to a lack of spare parts.

>An important Mirage fighter reportedly took off for the last time in November 2015 at Tandil Air Force Base.

>This year also saw the departure of the last Fokker F-27, a medium-sized transport aircraft that before the Malvinas War made up a major fleet that delivered patients, medicines and merchandise. Only two units reportedly remain in service.

>By 2018, the fighter-bomber A-4AR is scheduled to be deprogrammed as well.
>> No. 114295 ID: d1287f
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>> No. 114309 ID: d4c8ee
>Chinese websites have again blocked searches for "Fatty Kim the Third", as many Chinese mockingly call North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, with China's foreign ministry saying it did not approve of ridiculing foreign leaders.

>Chinese internet users began reporting last week that searches on the Twitter-like microblogging site Weibo and search engine Baidu for the expression returned no results, the normal sign that something is being blocked despite its wide usage.

The term - which refers to the weight of Kim, his father and grandfather - was last blocked in September after neighboring North Korea's latest nuclear test.

>Kim is unpopular in China because of his country's repeated nuclear and missile tests.

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said reports the government had banned the search term "did not accord with the facts".

"What I want to stress is that China has always dedicated itself to constructing a rational, cultured and healthy environment for public opinion," Geng told a daily news briefing.

>China "does not approve of insulting or ridiculing language to address any country's leader", he added, without elaborating.

Both Baidu Inc and Sina Corp, which owns Weibo, declined to comment.

>China's internet regulator did not respond to a request for comment.

>Many Chinese, however, took to Weibo to suggest multiple other terms which sound similar to "Fatty Kim the Third" and which are not blocked.
>> No. 114331 ID: cce514
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>Dalia Carmeli, who drives a trolley in downtown Miami, voted for Donald J. Trump on Election Day. A week later, she stopped in to see the enrollment counselor who will help her sign up for another year of health insurance under the Affordable Care Act.

>“I hope it still stays the same,” said Ms. Carmeli, 64, who has Crohn’s disease and relies on her insurance to cover frequent doctor’s appointments and an array of medications.

>Mr. Trump and Republicans in Congress are vowing to repeal much or all of the health law, a target of their party’s contempt since the day it passed with only Democratic votes in 2010.
>> No. 114332 ID: a5507d
As far as I'm considered I'm already living on borrowed time but that laby is stupid as fuck
>> No. 114333 ID: 90a126
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Wait, are you saying Obungercare actually helped you?

No, you lie, YOU LIE, its impossible for Obamacare to help anyone. It was only bad, would only kill people, make hospitals ration healthcare and keep poor people alive........I mean not give the wealthily challenged the proper health care.

Clearly Vyrukas has already died from a untreated splinter and you are the Obama agent who has replaced him to extol about the virtues of Obamacare.

I'm onto you sucka. Where are you hiding the FEMA coffins? WHERE? WHERE ARE THEY?
>> No. 114334 ID: a5507d
>implying I can even afford to pay the penalties
>> No. 114363 ID: d4c8ee
>Berry and his roomate told 8News they walked into the CVS in Carytown and asked an employee if they sold sliced cheese. The worker kindly replied that they did not.

>A few minutes later, the employee — all of the store employees, in fact — were nowhere to be found. Berry and his roommate, Philip Blackwell, said they were in the store with another customer for more than 30 minutes alone before an officer with the Richmond Police Department showed up.

>“We looked around for probably 30, 45 minutes and we couldn’t find anybody,” Blackwell said.

>As for the third customer who was as confused as the two roommates, Berry said, “he was in the store before we were actually. He had a bad tooth, all he wanted was some Orajel. That’s all he needed.”

>“We were walking around trying to find an employee, and the cop himself ended up opening up the emergency door, which set the alarm off,” Berry explained. “A couple of minutes later, he got the call from the alarm company asking what was going on.”

>So the officer joined in on the search for the missing employees. Berry recorded a video on his Snapchat account of what happened next.

>“He was laughing with us because, like, this is how weird, apocalyptic movies start,” Berry said.
>> No. 114367 ID: 649f2c
>Second Russian this week bets they won't be killed, looses

>In Berezovsky man died, to argue with the boon companion, that he will not be able to kill him. Earlier, a similar incident occurred with a woman on Sakhalin.

>According to the RF IC, on Tuesday night in the private room of the house on Karl Marx Street, two men were drinking alcohol. Between drinking companions there was a dispute about "whether to deprive a person of life poorly." As a result, 42-year-old previously convicted man, to confirm that "not weak", struck his 43-year-old companion several wounds with a kitchen knife, causing the victim died on the spot. Killer arrested.

>Recall that a few days ago in the Sakhalin area woman just lost the debate about its own violent death. The Okha company of five people - the landlord, his friend and three women were drinking alcohol. The owner showed the guests a traumatic gun, and they started shooting in the apartment walls. Later, guests and a 54-year-old woman had an argument on the 3 thousand. Rubles, can one of these weapons to kill a man. The man walked over to the argumentative and shot her in the head. She died on the spot. After that, the murdered corpse carried to the balcony, and thrown into the street. On suspicion of a crime is detained already tried for the murder of 32-year-old local resident.
>> No. 114402 ID: cdc490
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The turtle lived.
>> No. 114415 ID: 9ce3e0
Can confirm that it's a common hazard.

I've almost crashed quite a few times because of turtles.

Raccoon got me sick air.
>> No. 114452 ID: f87148
In terms of fauna, it's dogs and durr which cause me the greatest concern, because they're the ones dumb enough to actually sprint toward the quarter-tonne fast-moving two-wheeled object, possess sufficient mass to pose a serious threat, and are actually quick enough to possibly intercept it "successfully".

Cats are smart enough to fuck off, turtles / tortoises are basically just FOD, and ni- er, raccoons and opossums are encountered relatively rarely as they generally try to spend as little time in the open as possible.

TL;DR Florida Man would likely have been just fine if only he'd been paying any fucking attention to the road.
>> No. 114491 ID: bc78c2
THATCHER — A man causing a ruckus, entering the yards of homes without permission, found himself cited for possession of drug paraphernalia, despite efforts by the police to get him home safely. At about 9 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 20, a Thatcher Police officer responded to an incident along North Reay Lane. There he found 51-year-old Danny Ray Hardesty yelling and walking through yards without permission.

The responding officer said there was a strong smell of alcohol coming from Hardesty and, when questioned if he was OK or if he had anything illegal on him, Hardesty reportedly said he was “all right.” He then reportedly took a bag of marijuana from his pocket and gave it to the officer.

The officer asked if Hardesty had a medical marijuana card and Hardesty said no, adding, “I am disabled” in slurred words.

Hardesty also reportedly said he had grown the marijuana with his “two hands,” adding, “I can do anything I want; I live in Arizona” and the officer was violating his “state of sobriety.” Hardesty was cited for possession of drug paraphernalia. The responding officer recovered .6 oz of marijuana.

http://www.eacourier.com/news/thatcher-man-cited-for-possession-of-drug-paraphernalia/article_e04ab916-bc15-11e6-98f8-bbcb5e8a27e8.html Dude tell his story in the comments. only in small towns...

dude get's around: http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/blogs/arizonas-marijuana-worshipping-church-of-cognizance-seeks-a-legal-spiritual-high-6501014
>> No. 114800 ID: 028b36
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... friends with his mom

>> No. 115062 ID: b86cd3
>EYNON, Pa. (AP) — Police say a Pennsylvania man tried to strangle his wife after he woke up from a dream in which she was cheating on him.

>Archibald police say 49-year-old Conrad Rudalavage had been drinking before he fell asleep, then woke up Saturday convinced that his wife was unfaithful.

>Police say he attacked, choked and threatened to kill her until his teenage daughter intervened and tried to call 911. Police say he then attacked the daughter.

>Police say the girl was able to escape and run to neighbors for help. The neighbor helped pull Rudalavage off his wife, who was treated for bruises and other injuries to her face, head and neck.

>Rudalavage remained jailed on attempted homicide and other charges Thursday. His attorney didn't immediately return a call.
>> No. 115119 ID: 9723b1
That's like my mango books.
>> No. 115195 ID: 213663
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>fake news


A Des Moines woman facing a felony charge for allegedly voting twice in the 2016 general election has "significant mental deficits" and might not be competent to stand trial, her defense attorney wrote in a new filing.

Terri Lynn Rote, a registered Republican, was booked into jail Oct. 28 on a charge of first-degree election misconduct after investigators found that she cast an early ballot at the Polk County Election Office and then again at a satellite voting location, according to a police report.

Rote, 56, is currently scheduled to go to trial in February. But her court-appointed attorney, Jane White, filed a motion Tuesday asking a judge to order an evaluation to determine whether Rote is competent to stand trial.

White wrote that Rote is unable to stay focused for long periods and has other "cognitive limitations." Under Iowa law, a defendant must appreciate the nature of the charge, understand the court proceedings and be able to help prepare a defense for a case to move forward to trial, she wrote.

"It is unlikely that Defendant can assist in her defense or participate in the trial process," White wrote. "It is unknown if the Defendant has been diagnosed previously with a mental health disorder, but her interactions with counsel indicate to counsel that this may be the case."

A judge had not ruled on the motion as of Wednesday evening. But the proceedings would be put on hold if a judge does rule that an evaluation is necessary.

Rote admitted voting twice during an interview with Iowa Public Radio after her arrest. She feared that her first ballot for President-elect Donald Trump would be changed to a vote for Hillary Clinton.

"The polls are rigged," she told an IPR journalist.

Rote could face up to five years in prison if convicted.
>> No. 115341 ID: 9723b1
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Falcons loss is the biggest upset in Super Bowl history.


HOUSTON – If Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank gets to break out his viral dance moves one more time after Super Bowl LI on Sunday, he hopes his late mother is watching somewhere.

“She was a great dancer,” Arthur Blank told USA TODAY Sports on Friday. “The only thing I’m sad about Sunday is that she’s not going to be here with us. But I believe in my heart that she’s floating around up there someplace and looking down and clapping her hands and proud of her son and proud of our franchise.”

“He’s fiery and competitive in so many cool ways,” Falcons general manager Thomas Dimitroff said. “I remember years and years ago when we would have some tough times and we would be talking at midnight or 1 in the morning about it postgame. He said, ‘This is why I have you here, so that we can vent on the same level as far as what our frustrations and agitations are about making sure that we can create the best team we can.’”

Said Blank: “That’s just kind of the way I’m wired. I don’t like to lose. And we didn’t come here to Houston to lose.”

He admits getting nerves for games, but he tries to control them – “partly because I think if not, you would go insane,” Blank said. He says he also wants to set the right example for his six children, his wife’s three and five grandchildren who are here this week.

He speaks of the Falcons’ soon-to-be-completed new home, the $1.5 billion Mercedes-Benz Stadium, as an “iconic” venue that has become more unique as construction has unfolded. “I’m not a good person at saying no to good ideas and keep getting good ideas and keep saying yes to them,” Blank said.

He’s careful to say he doesn’t want to make a statement about one political party or president, but Blank makes his point clear when asked about protests that could occur outside NRG Stadium on Sunday – speaking among other things about a nation that “became great by the diversity that represents the history of this country and everybody coming from all over the world to fulfill their visions and their dreams” and needs to create more opportunities for the middle class.

“I care deeply about those values,” said Blank, who is Jewish. “It’s what drives all our foundation work and all of our businesses. So, I want to continue to support people who look for answers that are embracing and are inclusive, and not building either physical walls or emotional walls or walls of language. That’s not what’s made our country great.”

Those values surely were influenced by his parents as well, and in particular his mother, who was “a great folk dancer, classical dancer, pop dancer,” Blank said. “All of the women in my family are great dancers – my daughters, wife.”

Blank’s dance moves are … well, unorthodox. But he hasn’t been shy about showing them off, whether it was doing Cam Newton’s “dab” after the Falcons upset the Carolina Panthers late last season or getting down with receiver Mohamed Sanu on stage after the NFC Championship Game victory over the Green Bay Packers a couple weeks ago.

As long as the Falcons win, it seems, the spirit moves him.

“That’s just a dance of joy and emotion,” Blank said. “There’s not a lot of structure to it, but there is a lot of joy to it.”
>> No. 115423 ID: 17231d
8 years in prison

>> No. 115433 ID: cdc880
>1 racist shot in hoboken


>Frank Ancona, the so-called “Imperial Wizard” of a Missouri faction of the Ku Klux Klan has been was found shot dead from a single gunshot wound to the head. His wife and stepson have been charged with murder.

>Mr Ancona, 51, was reported missing on Friday, at which point a Federal Forest Service employee located his vehicle, but his body was not found until the following day, according to the Park Hills Daily Journal.

>Washington County Sheriff Zach Jacobsen said officials first learned of Mr Ancona’s disappearance from a Facebook post, which prompted authorities to launch a search. A family on a fishing outing ultimately discovered Mr Ancona’s body on a riverbank in Belgrade, Missouri.
>> No. 115446 ID: b70387
Italians are white now? Jesus, the KKK have lost their way.
>> No. 115447 ID: 9723b1
Whoa hold on, just because he's a member of the KKK doesn't mean he's racist!
>> No. 115465 ID: e188a9
Surprising nobody, racists are stupid.
>> No. 115568 ID: 8a2fe4
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Royal Navy sailors will no longer be able to watch pornography, even downloaded from the internet, or have explicit images by their beds.

The regulations have apparently been in place since before 2013 but are now being fully applied.

They were reportedly brought in after female naval servicemen said that pornography on naval vessels left them feeling intimidated.

The increased enforcement follows a review into the accessibility of ‘sexually explicit magazines and pornographic films’ on board.

Reportedly bosses are concerned that some of our 29,000 sailors are picking up pornography online or in South America and the Caribbean.
>> No. 115620 ID: cce514
>An Ocoee man pleaded guilty Thursday to hacking the Clinton Foundation in a conspiracy theory that the organization might be funding jihadist groups.

>Timothy Sedlak, 43, is facing up to five years in federal prison on computer hacking charges.

Prosecutors say Sedlak attempted to access the computers at the organization by trying hundreds of thousands of times to log into employees’ email accounts in 2015, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.

>An official with the Department of Justice in New York, where Sedlak was prosecuted, refused to release the name of the charity organization, citing doing so would go against their normal practice.

>The charity was revealed in court documents online that Reuters obtained, which were later redacted by prosecutors and put back online.

>While searching his computers, federal prosecutors found more than 400 images of child pornography, some of which were produced in his Ocoee home, court documents show.

>He was charged possession and production of child pornography and was recently sentenced to 42 years in prison, Reuters reports.

>Sedlak is scheduled to be sentenced in the computer hacking case in June.
>> No. 115659 ID: d4c8ee
>U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio is looking for a new office location in Tampa after the owner of his previous space decided not to renew his lease because of constant disruptions from protesters.

>The Tampa Bay Times reports that the owner of the nine-story Bridgeport Center notified Rubio’s staff Feb. 1 that it would not renew its lease. They have to be out by Friday.

>Jude Williams, president of America’s Capital Partners, says rallies outside the building have become too disruptive to the other tenants and a costly expense for the company.

>Rubio’s annual lease expired in December. He had been renting month-to-month since then, and negotiations for a new agreement fell apart.
>> No. 115712 ID: 4538c7
>in a conspiracy theory that the organization might be funding jihadist groups.
What a fucking laugh, it's confirmed that the Clinton Foundation defended the name of Boko Haram from being identified as a terrorist organization in Washington, while having hefty investments in BH's playground. It makes you wonder how it must feel to be a journalist these days: helping more character assassinations than solving or reporting flagrant crimes.

>> No. 115851 ID: d4c8ee

>Police say a man who shoplifted from a convenience store in the downtown core broke his arms and legs after he fell 30 feet while attempting to flee from store staff.

>According to investigators, shortly before 10 p.m. Wednesday, a man stole lottery tickets from Rabba near Blue Jays Way and Front Street. When the store employees noticed the theft, police say they gave chase.

>While attempting to flee, the suspect tried to jump over the railing of a pedestrian bridge near the Rogers Centre but misjudged the height of the bridge and fell 30 feet.

>The man, who is believed to be in his late 20s, was taken to hospital with broken arms and legs but is expected to survive.

>When employees learned about the suspect's injuries, they decided not to press charges, police added.
>> No. 115862 ID: f11f4d
Montreal police are cracking down on combat sports like Brazilian jiu-jitsu and kickboxing, despite organizers insisting the sports are legal.

The Canadian Brazilian jiu-jitsu championship was postponed Sunday after Montreal police threatened to arrest participants. Police say the event violates a section of Canadian law that forbids sports containing strikes and kicks. The Canada Pro Jiu-Jitsu Championships was organised by the UAE Jiu-Jitsu Federation and the International Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Federation, and was supposed to feature more than 200 competitors from around the world. Organisers say police contacted them Friday to convey that event was illegal, and that any participant could be arrested. They've rescheduled the event for 5 March, at another, undisclosed, venue.

The championship has been held in Montreal for nine years, said Guy Mondreuil, who runs a Brazilian jiu-jitsu studio in Quebec City. This is the first time he has heard of police cracking down on a Brazilian jiu-jitsu event. "I don't know what's going on," Mr Mondreuil told the BBC. "It's not a good thing." Montreal police also cancelled a separate kickboxing event scheduled for the same day.

Organisers of the Canadian championship say Brazilian jiu-jitsu does not involve strikes with the hand, fists or feet, which are illegal in Canada. A spokesperson from Montreal's police force, Service de Police de la Ville de Montreal (SPVM) told the BBC that police received a complaint about both events, and were legally required to shut them down. According to section 83 of the Criminal Code of Canada, sports that contain "an encounter or fight with fists, hands or feet" are illegal, unless they are part of the International Olympic Committee programme. Neither kickboxing nor Brazilian jiu-jitsu are part of the Olympics.

But Albertho Mercedat, an organiser of the kickboxing event, says kickboxing is legal in Quebec, and the police have it wrong. "The SPVM continues to claim arbitrarily that kick-boxing is an illegal combat sport on its territory," , he wrote on Facebook, He said the event will be rescheduled for later in July, an that he is "convinced that the SPVM will positively change its position soon." The law banning combat sports outside the IOC was updated in 2013 to also allow provinces to regulate sports themselves, which paved the way for amateur mixed-martial arts (MMA) tournaments and Ultimate Fighting Championship events, ncluding in Quebec.

Organisers of the Canadian Brazilian jiu-jitsu championship say Brazilian jiu-jitsu should not be affected by section 83 at all, because it does not feature strikes by hands, fist, or feet. Instead, Brazilian jiu-jitsu focuses on grappling and ground fighting, where practitioners try and place their opponents in choke or joint holds. They say police may be confusing their sport with the Japanese form of jiu-jitsu, which does include strikes.
>> No. 116266 ID: b70387
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Also, United CEO is a moron, worsens PR situation significantly

>"When you go onto a United flight, you shouldn’t have to be concerned there will be blood or you will get slammed in the face," Schiffer said. "I think you will see an effect on sales from those who are disgusted by the gruesome action. And it’s catastrophic for a brand’s trust."
>> No. 116285 ID: b346d2
Good news is he'll also be able to sue a bunch of media outlets for libel after they incorrectly identified him as another doctor who'd had his medical license suspended.

Also another guy got kicked off a flight and threatened with arrest after he had already been seated and served a drink.
>Fearns needed to return early so he paid about $1,000 for a full-fare, first-class ticket to Los Angeles. He boarded the aircraft at Lihue Airport on the island of Kauai, took his seat and enjoyed a complimentary glass of orange juice while awaiting takeoff.

>Then, as Fearns tells it, a United employee rushed onto the aircraft and informed him that he had to get off the plane.

>“I asked why,” he told me. “They said the flight was overfull.”

>Fearns, like the doctor at the center of that viral video from Sunday night, held his ground. He was already on the plane, already seated. He shouldn’t have to disembark.

>“That’s when they told me they needed the seat for somebody more important who came at the last minute,” Fearns said. “They said they have a priority list and this other person was higher on the list than me.”

>“I understand you might bump people because a flight is full,” Fearns said. “But they didn’t say anything at the gate. I was already in the seat. And now they were telling me I had no choice. They said they’d put me in cuffs if they had to.”
>> No. 116337 ID: f11f4d
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A doctor at a fertility clinic in the Mississippi capital of Jackson has made a startling revelation concerning a couple who sought treatment at the center. The married pair, who cannot be named to due to patient confidentiality restrictions, had been struggling to conceive and came to the clinic to take part in the IVF program.
“During the in vitro fertilization process, we take a DNA sample from both the male and female to get a profile of their genetic backgrounds,” the doctor involved told Mississippi Herald, whose name must also be suppressed to protect the identities of the patients.

“It’s just a routine thing, and we wouldn’t normally check to see if there was a relationship between the two samples, but in this case the lab assistant involved was shocked by the similarity of each profile.” The lab assistant summoned the doctor, who knew almost instantly that the patients must have been related. “My first reaction was that they must have been less-closely related; perhaps they were first cousins, which does happen sometimes. However, looking closer at the samples, I noticed there were way too many similarities.” The doctor consulted the patient’s files, and noted with shock that both had the exact same birth dates listed in 1984. “With this in mind, I was convinced that both patients were fraternal twins.”

The doctor now had a dilemma on his hands: did the married couple already know that they were twins, and had yet still married and now hoped to conceive a child together? Or were they blissfully unaware of the situation. “It was a titillating subject to raise, but I had to discuss it with them,” said the doctor with flushed cheeks and visible perspiration. During their next appointment at the clinic, the doctor did his best to break the news gently. “They burst out laughing when I asked them if they knew they were twins,” he said. “The husband said that a lot of people remarked on the fact that they shared the same birthdays, and looked similar to each other, but he said it was just a funny coincidence and that the couple were definitely not related. The poor man had no idea.”

After the doctor insisted that the DNA evidence proved the pair were twins, the couple started to take him more seriously. “The wife kept pleading with me to admit I was joking, and I wish that I was, but they had to know the truth,” said the doctor. Once the news had sunk in, the doctor tried to establish how the twin brother and sister had unknowingly wed each other. “From what we were able to piece together, the biological parents of the couple had died in a car crash when the couple were infants, and they had no close family willing to adopt them. They’d been taken into state care, and were adopted out to separate families. Due to a filing error, neither foster family had ever been told that their adopted child had a twin.”

The doctor explained that the couple had met during college, and a relationship between the pair soon flourished. “They were attracted to each other due to their similarities,” said the doctor. “The fact that they’d both been adopted, after their parents had died, meant they’d both experienced a similar childhood, and they felt they could really connect with each other. If only they had known the truth, it could have saved them so much pain later on.” For now, the couple are reported to be considering the future of their relationship. “I really hope they can work something out,” said the doctor. “For me, it’s a particularly unusual case because my job is all about helping couples conceive a child. This is the first time my career has been like my japanese animes.”

From a legal standpoint, marriage between siblings in Mississippi is prohibited and subject to a prison term of up to 10 years. However, the maximum fine is only $500, which critics have claimed encourages marriage between siblings or close relatives. In this case, however, it is believed the couple involved will not face charges due to the unique circumstances of their case.
>> No. 116338 ID: aadd02
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JERSEY CITY -- A 40-year-old Hoboken man with a history of using urine as a weapon has been charged with urinating on a Hoboken police officer at police headquarters Wednesday.

Kenny B. Roberts, of the 300 block of Bloomfield Avenue, is charged with throwing bodily fluids at a police officer and hindering apprehension, the criminal complaint says. In October 2015 he was charged with a similar offense after he was picked up on a drug charge.
>> No. 116347 ID: 26f279
>doctor jumps to ridiculous conclusion because he lab report is infallible.

drunk/stoned tech fucked up & contaminated the samples is the story in 99% of these cases. tech never wants to admit they fucked up cause they afraid someone finds out they drink on the job.
>> No. 116354 ID: a0ffab
>“He was becoming very nervous,” Tom DuCharme Jr owner of the Micky D’s, told The Post.

>He confirmed local reports on Monday afternoon, saying he tried to stall the Facebook murder suspect by telling him that his order wasn’t ready yet.

>“It will be a minute for the fries,” DuCharme recalled telling Stevens.

>But the killer was not lovin’ it.

>“No, I can’t wait!” Stephens snapped, according to the owner.

>“I need my nuggets now!” he said.

>Stephens paid for the food, then stepped on the gas and peeled off with just the McNuggets, Ducharme said.
Troopers were in hot pursuit seconds later and caught up with him about 2 miles away.

>He then turned his gun on himself.
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I like to think he was so despondent about the loss of his french fries that he was driven to suicide.
>> No. 116380 ID: a348f1
  The witness, holy shit.
>> No. 116412 ID: 9dc901

The Macedonian minority in Macedonia is creating a ruckus over the takeover of their country. Guess they didn't get the memo that it's >current year
>> No. 116413 ID: 650c41
Guess Serbia didn't have a chance to stop the Russian terrorists this time.
>> No. 116420 ID: 5e3448
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>A man described as one of the ringleaders in the 2012 theft of $18.7 million worth of maple syrup has been sentenced to eight years in prison, but that term could be extended if he can't pay his multimillion-dollar fine.

>On Friday, a Trois-Rivières, Que., judge handed Richard Vallières his eight-year sentence and fined him nearly $9.4 million.

>If Vallières does not pay the fine, he will have to spend an additional six years behind bars.

>The elaborate maple syrup robbery involved 3,000 tonnes of syrup from a warehouse belonging to the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers — the regulatory body that controls and manages the syrup trade.

>The heist was discovered when a routine inventory check in July 2012 turned up an empty barrel that was supposed to be full of syrup. Officials with the federation quickly realized that dozens of its barrels contained not syrup, but water.

>The resulting investigation by Quebec provincial police led to the arrests of 26 people.

>Vallières was found guilty of theft, fraud and trafficking stolen goods. During his trial in Quebec Superior Court, he said that he had filled the barrels with water. His lawyer argued he had been coerced to fill the barrels with water by a man who carried a gun.

>But witnesses called by the Crown painted him as one of the ringleaders of the heist.

>Vallières's co-accused, his father Raymond, and a New Brunswick-based syrup reseller, Etienne St-Pierre, have also been found guilty for roles in the robbery.

>All three men are appealing their convictions.

>> No. 116428 ID: e188a9
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>On Monday night, Colgate University officials warned that there was an armed person on campus and advised people to find a safe place. For several hours, the campus remained locked down.

>Everyone was safe. There was no gunman, police later determined. But many students were angry when they learned the reason for the alarm: Someone called Colgate’s Campus Safety when they saw a black student who had a glue gun that he was using for a school project.

>A senior at Colgate described the person who prompted the lockdown as a freshman who “ran fearing for his life having heard that there were reports of an active shooter on campus. … a SWAT team, a tank, and police units from across the area were called in, all because some random person saw a black man with a glue gun and assumed the worst.”
>> No. 116501 ID: aadd02
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A Las Vegas man is facing a first-degree arson charge after two fires were set at a Jewish center on Monday night, authorities said. FBI and Las Vegas police said they were looking at whether the fires represented hate crimes.

Afshin Bahrampour, 47, was arrested on one count of first-degree arson, three counts of third-degree arson and one count of burglary in connection with the fires at the Chabad Jewish Center of Las Vegas and Southern Nevada, 1261 Arville St., near West Charleston Boulevard, according to a Tuesday statement from the Las Vegas Fire Department.
>> No. 116535 ID: b70387
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>Patterson's attorney claims that his client accidentally choked Marquinez during oral sex. To prove it, attorney Ken Padowitz wants a Broward County judge to allow Patterson to show his penis to the jury.


>Padowitz said in a motion filed earlier this month that he intends to call Wright, a former Broward County medical examiner, as an expert witness to testify that Marquinez's death "is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex."
>> No. 116564 ID: b70387
Found not guilty.

Jury never saw his dick, though.
>> No. 116572 ID: b70387
Much more detailed article:

The woman's body was allowed to decompose for two days while the guy tried to figure out what to do, making the detection of bruising around the face and neck impossible. Still, strangulation was found to be unlikely. The defense dropped the death-by-oral-sex theory, though they claimed that's what the guy thought had happened, while she could have died from a heart attack or stroke for all anyone could tell.
>> No. 116576 ID: c3b8cf
>TAMPA, Fla. -- A young man arrested after leading police to the bodies of his two roommates told officers he killed them because they were neo-Nazis who disrespected his recent conversion to Islam.

>The Tampa Police Department says 18-year-old Devon Arthurs told police he had until recently shared his roommates' neo-Nazi beliefs, but that he converted to Islam.

>> No. 116577 ID: d4c8ee
So much for Baathism.

Also another guy was arrested for making explosives, so this is the second neo-Nazi dirty bomb in the past decade.
>The case is related to a double homicide in Tampa, also involving white supremacists, federal agents say.

>FBI and Tampa Police Department officers found a cooler containing a white cake-like substance in Brandon Russell’s garage, underneath his apartment, that tested positive for hexamethane triperoxide diamine, which is a precursor to several different types of explosives. He was arrested by federal agents Sunday on possession of unregistered destructive devices and unlawful storage of explosive charges.

>Inside Russell’s bedroom, they found a framed photograph of Timothy McVeigh, who was convicted and put to death for bombing the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995. They also found Nazi/white supremacist propaganda, according to the FBI complaint. While in his bedroom, devices used by police bomb technicians alerted to the presence of radiation sources — thorium and americium.

>Before asking for an attorney, Russel told FBI agents he was a “national socialist,” according to the complaint, and a member of a group called the “Atom Waffen,” or “atomic weapon” in German.

>He said the explosives were manufactured in 2013 for a rocket-making project he was working on for the engineering club at the University of South Florida to send balloons into the atmosphere. But FBI Agent Timothy Swanson wrote in his report that HMTD is “too energetic and volatile for these types of uses.”

>Swanson was notified by the U.S Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives on May 20 that the materials found in Russell’s garage are considered explosives under federal law, and were illegally stored and not registered.
>> No. 116656 ID: bd9907
Russian Mobsters Stealing Chocolate

>More than 30 members and associates of a New York City-based Russian organized crime group are named in federal court papers charging them with racketeering, murder for hire and other crimes, including trafficking tens of thousands of pounds of stolen chocolate, law enforcement sources familiar with the case tell NBC 4 New York.
>> No. 116706 ID: f11f4d
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Germany to destroy 35 tons of fidget spinners imported from China
>Frankfurt airport customs authorities said Friday they confiscated 35 metric tons (39 U.S. tons) of the tiny twirling gadgets in May alone and plan on crushing them out of existence.
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>> No. 116768 ID: ec08de
so much winning.
>> No. 116782 ID: bd9907
The guy that shot up the Comet Ping Pong trying to save all the children from Democratic child rape festivals got four years in prison.
>> No. 116813 ID: f11f4d
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>The passenger was boarding China Southern Airlines flight CZ380, from Shanghai to Guangzhou, when she threw nine coins towards the plane's jet engine. The coin toss was quickly noticed by a fellow passenger, who was able to alert authorities before take-off. The coins, worth about 1.7 yuan altogether, caused 150 passengers to evacuate as the airline conducted a full inspection of the plane's engine.

>Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport and the elderly passenger, who had been travelling with her husband, daughter and son-in-law, was taken away for questioning. They later confirmed the passenger, surnamed Qiu, had thrown the coins "to pray for safety" and they had been informed by a neighbour that she "believes in Buddhism". The plane was finally able to take off safely at 5:52pm local time (7:52pm AEST), more than five hours late.

>China Southern Airlines reminded all passengers to comply with civil aviation laws in a post on social media site Weibo, and to avoid any behaviour that could jeopardise the safety of their fellow passengers.
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>The design is popping up all over the place in St. Petersburg, in places near the old YMCA and the Morean Arts Center.

>At least twenty cases have surfaced in the last several months. The silhouette of three “cheeks,” so to speak, is the featured signature of the anonymous artist.

>“The bottom line is whoever is doing this is destroying property,” St. Petersburg Assistant Police Chief Jim Previterra said. “They are marking up the beautiful downtown area of St. Petersburg.”

>Indeed, St. Pete is a city known for its beautiful art and stunning murals. Many people are upset by this new graffiti involving a tush trend. They don’t like the fact that the bold buttocks are suddenly everywhere.

>“This is not art. At all,” said one woman. “It’s vandalism.”

>“There should be consequences. You can’t just take it upon yourself to do whatever you want to do,” another man said.

>The assistant police chief describes it as an “eyesore.”

>“It’s causing the city to have to go around behind who this is and clean up,” he said. “And, we have to dedicate more resources to it.”

>In the end, the mystery man or woman who is showcasing these backsides will most likely get a front row seat in a court room

>“It’s illegal,” Assistant Chief Previterra said. “In the end, everyone gets their day.”
>> No. 116839 ID: 752ee0

>...avoid any behaviour that could jeopardise the safety of their fellow passengers.

Like flying in a Chinese aircraft?
>> No. 116894 ID: d4c8ee
Nah the Indian airlines are the ones you've gotta watch out for.
>> No. 116895 ID: d4c8ee
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Australian police shoot man dressed as The Joker at a swingers club while he was having sex with woman dressed as Harley Quinn.
>The man, dressed as Batman character the Joker, and a woman in a Harley Quinn costume popularised by the movie Suicide Squad, were shot by police at Inflation nightclub on King Street at 3.41am on Saturday.

>The man was taken to the Royal Melbourne Hospital in a critical condition, but was stabilised later.

>The woman, who was shot in the leg by police, was taken to The Alfred hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

>Inflation owner Martha Tsamis​, who has been locked in several battles with police over the years, said that security had not been approached by any concerned patrons prior to the raid. It is unknown who informed police about the gun.

>"Venue staff have stated that the male victim was not holding anything in his hand but rather he was in a compromising position with his female partner, which is a normal activity with the nature of this event," she wrote in a statement on Facebook.
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A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.

The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.

A spokeswoman said the university had brought in a crew of the nimble-footed ruminants “to clear undergrowth in a woodlot, much of it poison ivy and other vegetation that is a problem for humans to remove….Not wanting to use chemicals, either, we chose the goat solution to stay environmentally friendly.”

The goats are already ahead of schedule in their task of clearing 15 acres before the fall semester – unless the National Labor Relations Board gets mad and decides to charge in.
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Asleep in the mountains northwest of Boulder, Colo., a teenage camp counselor was awakened Sunday morning by a loud crunching sound.

The noise was the sound of large teeth scraping against his skull, he told Denver ABC-affiliate KMGH. A black bear, the teen realized, was trying to pull him out of his sleeping bag by his head.

“It grabbed me like this and pulled me, and then it bit the back of my head and dragged me,” the teen, identified only by his first name, Dylan, told KMGH. “When it was dragging me, that was the slowest part. It felt like it went forever.”

Fellow staffers and campers were roused by the commotion and tried to scare the bear away as Dylan fought back. The bear dragged Dylan about 10 feet, then dropped him and walked away.

Dylan was taken to the hospital. His injuries weren’t life threatening. Authorities are searching for the bear, which will likely be euthanized, according to the Associated Press.
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>A Springfield mother is accused of endangering her two children by towing them in a little red plastic wagon behind her car around a roundabout repeatedly Wednesday evening.

>Alana Nicole Donahue, 27, was arrested shortly before 8:30 p.m., less than an hour after Springfield police received calls from concerned motorists.

>According to Lt. Scott McKee, Donahue told police she “didn’t understand what the problem was because she was only driving 5 mph and she just wanted to show the kids a good time.”

>Donahue was not intoxicated, according to McKee.

>According to the logs, several drivers stopped their cars and confronted the mother, who then tried to drive away. She eventually stopped and put the wagon inside the Taurus and allegedly told one driver to “be an adult about it,” the logs state.
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>Authorities in Arkansas have arrested three men from Georgia in connection with a disturbing video involving a deer being beaten with a textbook.
>> No. 117047 ID: 7a03d6
> TheTruePriceOfACollegeEducationInAmerica.webm
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Turns out if you feed somebody the right drugs they think they're a moth.
>Pershing County Sheriff Jerry Allen says the man ran through a human-chain of security officers at about 10:30 p.m. Saturday during the Man Burn event at the counter-culture festival.

>The sheriff says the man was rescued by firefighters and later died at the UC Davis hospital burn center in California.
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Colorado Springs cops are hunting a woman dubbed “the Mad Pooper,” who’s been caught defecating in front of houses for weeks.

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>> No. 117342 ID: df12a0

when you gotta go, you gotta go.
...and then you've really gotta go, after you've gone on someone's property.
>> No. 117343 ID: f11f4d
>Antigun singer now in hospital after two giant guns fall on him
>> No. 117344 ID: df12a0

Oh, sure, blame the guns and not the stagehands...
>> No. 117397 ID: 241b9d

He was antigun?
>> No. 117440 ID: 579c4e
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>Marian Morreale practiced how to stand for the last three months. She is a 94-year-old World War II veteran and her left leg was amputated last year.

>But she practiced standing so that she could when the national anthem was sung at the opening game of the Sabres tonight.

>She wanted to make a point.

>"I think for these young athletes and the salaries they make, they should stand for the national anthem," she said. "But I don't think our president should use that word, SOB."
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Last time I briefly looked into it I got the impression that he's not strictly antigun so much as he has this strawman perception of gun owners that he regularly mocks and denounces.
He's always been a very nuanced sort of retarded

In comparison, here's full retarded:
Rick And Morty Fans Riot At McDonald’s Because There’s No Szechuan Sauce
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>Orbach spends her days researching how various species' penises & vaginas interact
>> No. 117491 ID: cce514
>A young girl was playing with family members at an ice cream shop in Alabama -- when she suddenly fell into a six-foot-deep grease pit and drowned, the Opelika-Auburn News reported Saturday.

>The 3-year-old girl’s body was pulled Saturday from the in-ground container used to trap cooking grease at Brewster’s Real Ice Cream in Auburn, the newspaper added.

>“Video evidence from the scene shows that the young girl was playing with two of her siblings when she apparently fell through a lid covering one of the grease pits on the property,” Lee County Coroner Bill Harris said in a release.

>“She had been missing about 5-10 minutes when she was found unresponsive in the grease trap,” the coroner said.

>The girl was taken to a hospital where she was declared dead Saturday afternoon, according to the release. It said that her death is considered an accidental drowning.

>“No foul play is suspected and the death investigation indicates that she drowned in the sludge that was in the six-foot-deep inground container,” according to Harris.
>> No. 117492 ID: c3b8cf
>The Cameron County District Attorney’s Office has beef with one Juvenile Justice Department employee, alleging he stole $1.2 million worth of fajitas during the past nine years.

>The Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department does not serve fajitas.

>“If it wasn’t so serious, you’d think it was a Saturday Night Live skit. But this is the real thing,” District Attorney Luis V. Saenz said.

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A Nebraska man has been sentenced to four years in prison for sending prostitutes to strip on his neighbor’s front porch dozens of times over a three-year period.

The Omaha World-Herald reports that 45-year-old Douglas Goldsberry of Elkhorn was sentenced Friday in Douglas County District Court after pleading no contest in September to pandering.

Authorities say Goldsberry hired prostitutes to bare their breasts and strip on his neighbor’s porch while he watched from his house.

The family with two small children reported that women had shown up as many as 75 times since 2013, exposing themselves and sometimes kicking the door and yelling for payment.

Goldsberry also has been indicted in federal court for possession of child pornography and faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
>> No. 117544 ID: 685145
59 year old neighbor hospitalizes senator.

>Sen. Rand Paul is recovering from five broken ribs and bruises to his lungs, and it is unclear when he will return to Washington, aides said Sunday, signaling that injuries he sustained Friday are far more severe than initially thought.

>The second-term Republican senator from Kentucky and 2016 presidential candidate was attacked, allegedly by a next-door neighbor, Rene Boucher, 59, who was charged with fourth-degree assault.

>Paul made his first public comments since the incident on Sunday, tweeting that his wife “Kelley and I appreciate the overwhelming support after Friday’s unfortunate event. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.”

>Doug Stafford, Paul’s chief of staff, said in a statement Sunday that the senator has five rib fractures, including three displaced fractures, meaning the bones are partly or completely cracked.

>“This type of injury is caused by high velocity severe force. It is not clear exactly how soon he will return to work, as the pain is considerable as is the difficulty in getting around, including flying,” Stafford said.

>Paul has lung contusions, or bruises, caused by the broken ribs, Stafford said. He could not say whether one lung was bruised or both, but said Paul’s recovery could last several months. Such fractures can cause other significant medical problems, including internal bleeding, damage to other organs or pneumonia.

>The nature of the dispute between Paul and Boucher remained a mystery Sunday to locals who know both men as medical professionals based in this southwestern Kentucky town.
>> No. 117554 ID: 3e9aae
Apparently it happened because he and the neighbor had been feuding over yard waste/landscaping stuff for years.

>when your neighbor violates the NAP by not raking up their leaves that fall on your property so you break their ribs
>> No. 117625 ID: df12a0
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>Yukon, O-faceklahoma – A high school science teacher was arrested Nov. 15 after police showed up for a date at her house.

>Hunter Day, 22, a teacher at Yukon High School, had been conducting an affair with a 16-year-old male student.

>Canadian County Sheriff's Office deputies said that the investigation began after they received a complaint by parents who were concerned that Day was having inappropriate contact with their son, according to WTHR.


>Her husband is a football coach at the same school where she taught.

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>> No. 117706 ID: c3b8cf
Father of triplets killed at outdoor gun range just 15 minutes from my house. I've shot there a few times. Tragic.

>According to the Harris County Sheriff's Office, it all started when an employee was working on a hunting rifle. It went off in what they're calling an accidental discharge.

>"The bullet went through the wall of the small range house and struck a patron who was walking through the parking lot," explained Senior Deputy Thomas Gilliland.

>> No. 117723 ID: 6ca38e
>Wtf ATM, I didn't want this much money. I'm gonna do $5,000 worth of damage to your ass for that one!

>> No. 117855 ID: 33a2cf
>"Enough military life for me. I'm done with this shit. How do I get out of here without a dishonerable discharge? Maybe..."
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>> No. 118019 ID: a89f4e
/t/ - tabloid news
>> No. 118051 ID: 41441c
>An Indian pop star, Daler Mehndi, has been sentenced to two years in prison for smuggling migrants abroad.

>Mehndi and six others were accused in 2003 of cheating people of large sums of money by falsely promising to take them to Western countries.

>The singer was convicted on Friday in the northern state of Punjab. But he was released on bail soon after.

>Mehndi is one of the most popular Punjabi singers of the 1990s and early 2000s, and also has a following abroad.

>In 1998 and 1999, he had allegedly taken at least 10 migrants, disguised as dancers in his ensemble, to the United States and returned without them.

>After police in Punjab registered a case against him, about 35 people reportedly accused him of fraud. They said he had taken money from them for taking them abroad but had failed to do so.

>Mehndi said he will appeal the conviction in a higher court.
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>> No. 118190 ID: 21e416
  jenkem lab busted
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>A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

>They are accused of tying up the 12, 15 and 17-year-old children who it is said they terrorised through the night before killing their mother in front of them with a knife, Belgian media, which speculated the ordeal was filmed, reported.

>Lapeire, who waited until Belgium's Mother's Day to launch his attack, reportedly told the terrified children: "I am no longer a clinic clown but a crimiclown. That's how I will become famous."

>"I am a monster. I know that", he laughed before phoning the children's school to say the kids would be late on Monday.

>Lapeire and Haegeman separated and fled. Their victim’s body was found in the garage by emergency services on Monday and the children released from their binds by police in a room on the upper floor.

>On Monday, Lapeire stood on top of a 13 storey apartment building in the coastal municipality of Bredene, close to his parents’ home, waving a pistol.

>He was broadcasting on Facebook Live as he threw a gas cannister from the roof. Police snipers were deployed and a local school put into lockdown as Lapeire began firing the gun.

>Footage appeared to show him enjoying the attention, he would put the gun on the floor, wave his arms as if surrendering, then pick the pistol up again and fire it. He surrendered after several hours.

>His alleged accomplice Haegeman commented on Facebook that he couldn’t believe what he was seeing on social media before he too was arrested by police.
>> No. 118411 ID: 9dcda2
  > I imagine that Langley BC is like a little piece of Florida in the north.



Langley RCMP say woman is known to police and was released from custody after being given a court date
CBC News · Posted: May 16, 2018 2:32 PM PT | Last Updated: May 16

This screen capture from a video posted online appears to show a woman arguing with restaurant staff before she defecated in front of the counter and threw it at staff. (LiveLeak)

The Tim Hortons corporation said it is "deeply concerned" about a graphic video circulating online that appears to show a woman argue with staff at a Langley restaurant, before defecating in front of the cashier's counter and throwing it at staff.

According to Langley RCMP, the incident took place at the location in the 20200-block of Douglas Cr. on Monday evening.

RCMP said officers briefly detained the woman, who is known to police in the area, and issued a date for her to appear in court.

Police said nobody was injured in the incident, and a report was provided to Crown counsel, who will decide whether any charges will be filed.

"In limited cases across the country, restaurants have a restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests," said Tim Hortons in a written statement.

"Our current understanding is that the Team Member used their discretion in this case and denied access to this Guest based on past behaviour and out of concern for the immediate safety of Team Members and Guests in the Restaurant," the statement read, adding that as matters escalated, staff called police.

Tim Hortons said the safety of staff and customers is a top priority and the corporation is working with the franchise owner to continue to look into the incident.
>> No. 118412 ID: e35b40
holy shit!
>> No. 118457 ID: d4ad4b

The highly anticipated murder trial of a Key West woman charged with intentionally running over and killing a pedestrian with her Mercedes Benz and then aiming the vehicle at a bicyclist will likely take place in the Southernmost City, against the wishes of her defense attorneys.

April Thomason, 46, killed Stephanie Collins, 49, who was walking with her friend on the sidewalk along South Roosevelt Boulevard around 6 p.m. Sept. 16, 2015. The friend jumped out of the way, but Collins didn't move in time before Thomason's car jumped the sidewalk and mowed her down, according to a Key West police arrest report.
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Hardly news, I just find this fascinating.
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Jury awards $68K to black student injured after white classmates wrapped rope around her neck


A private school in Texas this week was ordered to pay $68,000 in damages to the family of a black student who said white classmates wrapped a rope around her neck and dragged her to the ground, according to The New York Times.

A jury in Travis County ordered the school pay $55,000 for the physical pain and mental anguish caused by the 2016 incident, $10,000 for disfigurement sustained and $3,000 for medical expenses. The family sought $5.3 million in damages, but the jury did not determine that the school was guilty of gross negligence.
>> No. 118709 ID: 9dcda2
When women do this it's called dating.


Los Angeles 'dine-and-dash' dater sentenced

A US man nicknamed the "dine-and-dash" dater for asking women out to restaurants and leaving bills unpaid has been sentenced to 120 days in jail.

Paul Gonzales, 45, was also given three years of probation by a judge in the Los Angeles County court. He is barred from using dating apps and websites.

Prosecutors said he had defrauded at least 10 women of more than $950 (£744) from May 2016 to April 2018.

On Tuesday, he pleaded no contest to defrauding and petty theft charges.

Prosecutors had argued that Gonzales would take his dates out for dinner at different restaurants around the Los Angeles area. He would then eat and drink before leaving without paying.

Eight of the women said they had been forced to foot the bill, while in two other cases the restaurants had borne the cost, the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office said.

News channel CBS reported that Gonzales allegedly had left his dining companions with bills for extravagant shrimp-and-steak filled meals.

One of the victims, who withheld her name, joked about Gonzales' new eating habits behind bars.

"He doesn't have to worry about any meals now. He's gonna get three square meals a day," she told CBS before Tuesday's ruling.
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The man had intended to go out and feed the squirrels. But he forgot about the shotgun. Bob Brawdy Tri-City Herald file

A man who set up booby traps around his North Carolina home had to be taken to the hospital when he triggered one of them Monday, according to the sheriff’s office.

The 68-year-old man was seriously injured after he was shot by the booby trap around 11:30 a.m., the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office said in a WCNC report.

The man, who has not been identified, set up a shotgun at his back door, per goupstate.com.

According to the sheriff’s office, the man “opened his back door to feed the squirrels outside, and that’s when the booby trap went off,” WBTV reported. The shotgun blast hit the man in the arm, which was saved by a deputy who applied a tourniquet to stop the bleeding.

After being taken to an area hospital in Shelby, deputies said, it was likely the 68-year-old would “be flown (to) Charlotte,” for treatment, WCNC reported.

According to sheriff’s deputies, the shotgun at the back door was one of many “booby traps the man had set up around his home,” according to WBTV.

“I’ve never seen anything quite like this,” said Capt. Jon Wright, per goupstate.com. The property where the shooting took place is a wooded area where several no trespassing signs are displayed, “including a large red and white one warning crackheads, drug dealers and illegal aliens” to stay away, goupstate.com reported.
>> No. 118901 ID: 4afa19

Three naked teenage women led Florida police on a wild car chase that ended with them tased and in cuffs after they allegedly tried to attack the officers with their vehicle and a metal bat, according to report.

The revealing incident occurred after Florida Highway Patrol troopers received a call about three women in the buff at a rest stop on northbound Interstate 75 around 11:15 a.m. Wednesday, CBS affiliate WTSP reported.

“There’s three women standing in the nude putting on suntan lotion,” a trooper can be heard radioing to a dispatcher, according to the news outlet.

When the trooper confronted the women — identified as Oasis Mcleod, 18, Jeniyah Mcleod, 19, and Cecilia Young, 19 — they said they were simply “air drying” after showering before they hopped back into their white 2009 Nissan Sentra and drove off.

The trooper initially pursued the vehicle on the highway, but backed off because the chase did not fit Florida Highway Patrol protocol, the news site reported.

Shortly after, police went after the Nissan when another motorist called cops to report a “reckless vehicle” on the road.

Authorities then tracked down the Sentra, which they found parked and empty at a convenience store parking lot at State Road 52 and Curley Road in Pasco County.

As a trooper tried to take one of the women into custody as she exited the store, another of the women attempted to drive the car at the trooper, police said.

Then another woman emerged from the vehicle with a metal bat and tried to strike the trooper after he jumped out of the way of the moving vehicle.

An officer in a patrol car purposely crashed into the suspects’ vehicle before all three women managed to flee in their vehicle.

The Dade City Police Department also responded to the chase and used spike strips to deflate the Sentra’s tires.

While in the car, the brazen women interlocked arms in an attempt to avoid arrest after authorities smashed the windows of the vehicle.

Cops used a Taser on the women before they were taken into custody and booked at the Pasco County Jail, authorities said.

They face charges of fleeing to elude, three counts of resisting arrest, two counts of aggravated assault and three counts of lewd behavior, according to WTSP.

Several troopers suffered minor injuries in the fiasco.
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