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1873 No. 1873 ID: 1dab09 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
A pair of pigeons nested in this guy's balcony, and he set up a raspberry pi with a camera to livestream the whole ordeal.

Kind of cool, thought /tech/ might like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NZvxfixFQ8


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1861 No. 1861 ID: c550c6 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
The Shoe Bomber was a muslim
The Beltway Snipers were muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a muslim
The underwear Bomber was a muslim
The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were muslims
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were muslims
The London Subway Bombers were muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by muslims
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>> No. 1863 ID: ebb4ba
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>evil mooselimbs kill a few people here and there
>full on genocides done by christians
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https://www.facebook.com/einprozentfuerunserland/

we fight islamism world wide

like us on fb
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>muslims
>not CIA
Are you even trying.


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1870 No. 1870 ID: ba2103 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Explains voting to non americans

It's easy to be confused, Koala.
The nations of Her Majesty's Commonwealth don't vote for their queen.
But in America, they do.

See, our Majesty always comes from the most noble house of Windsor.
The American queen, or "President", comes from either the House of Republicans, or the House of Democrats.
There are other houses, yes, but they have the same chance of becoming queen as one of your digiderdindoos.

Now, in the big vote for queen, the Houses don't want to split up the votes of their own voters.
So before they do the big vote, each house does smaller votes in every state to figure out which member to put on the ballot.
That way, the ballot will only have one member from each house, and no votes will be split.

What happened today is that both houses held a vote for the ballot in Iowa.
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No. 116 ID: 0668be hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
  I wrote the original copypasta of this 2-3 years ago and in fact posted it on the /cp/ board here first; of course it's long gone now.

Today is the happiest day of my life.
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>> No. 1827 ID: 668d91
>>1695
your a faggot OP
>> No. 1857 ID: 0effa9
kek
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toppest kek
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1865 No. 1865 ID: a18c5a hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Political Revisionist Propaganda Masquerading as Scholarship. A review of the book: "Ernst Rohm - Hitler's SA Chief of Staff" by Eleanor Hancock.

The Politically Biased Pro-Homosex Propaganda that pervades the latest book by Eleanor Hancock, purporting to deal with the Nazi movement and its Notorious Boy Raping Ephebophile Founder Ernst Röhm; is a sad travesty of ersatz `scholarship' in service of hystorical revisionism promoting a Radical Gender Feminist / Homosex Political agenda...

- Besides, it cost over $[...] US and was a boring waste of time and effort to wade through. The first ten chapters could have easily been condensed in to one or two; and would have been far more reader friendly if handled in narrative summary form. Instead we get a mostly tedious recitation of minutia about putsches and counter putsches and reichswehr intrigues of post war Germany, little of which sheds much light on a Monster like Röhm.

However, elimination of the minutia would have eliminated almost two thirds of the book, and left way too much room for discussing Ungood Facts, say about the true nature of the SA and its Storm Troopers. Instead, it isn't until chapter 11 that a book about the Chief of Staff of Hitler's SA - Actually takes on that subject directly, albeit in a politically abbreviated / sanitized form. Unfortunately, most of the Major Nazi Homosex players introduced are treated as one dimensional sexless cardboard cutouts; such as Hitler's girlfriend "Frauline Anna" (Deputy Fuhrer Rudolph Hess), the Ephebophile Leader of the `Hitler Youth' (Von Schirach), and of course the Homosex author of the `Final Solution' (Reinhard Heydrich).

As with most works of this nature I always look carefully through the Index and Bibliographies to check the thoroughness and balance of the research cited. However, even such terms as "Ephebophile" "Pederast", "Coprophile" commonly associated with the Homo-Anal Boy Rapists of the Nazi and Particularly Storm Trooper (SA) leadership and ranks, were not only Conspicuously Absent; but even tangential discussion of the subjects was mostly avoided with small exceptions. Indeed, we are told that Rohm was removed from oversight of the Hitler Youth and its leader Von Schirach because of concerns for publicity about his own openly depraved Boy Raping Behaviors; without mention of Von Schirach's own notorious Pederasty and service as a "Chicken" pimp for the Nazi Leadership.

Tellingly, the Most Important and Thoroughly Documented Work ever written about the Nazi Homosex Hate Machine - THE PINK SWASTIKA by Abrams and Lively, is nowhere mentioned despite its tremendous relevance for Any Scholar of the Era. Likewise, reference to the History Channel Documentary about Rohm and the SA titled "Night or the Long Knives" is missing, despite its discussion of Homosex
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1864 No. 1864 ID: ae87b5 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
ERBIL, Iraq—Satellite photos obtained by the Associated Press confirm what church leaders and Middle East preservationists had feared: the oldest Christian monastery in Iraq has been reduced to a field of rubble, yet another victim of Islamic State group’s relentless destruction of heritage sites it considers heretical.

St. Elijah’s Monastery stood as a place of worship for 1,400 years, including most recently for U.S. troops. In earlier millennia, generations of monks tucked candles in the niches, prayed in the chapel, worshiped at the altar. The Greek letters chi and rho, representing the first two letters of Christ’s name, were carved near the entrance.

This month, at the request of the AP, satellite imagery firm DigitalGlobe tasked a high resolution camera to grab photos of the site, and then pulled earlier images of the same spot.

Before it was razed, a partially restored, 27,000-square-foot stone and mortar building stood fortresslike on a hill above Mosul. Although the roof was largely missing, it had 26 distinctive rooms including a sanctuary and chapel. One month later photos show “that the stone walls have been literally pulverized,” said imagery analyst Stephen Wood, chief executive of Allsource Analysis, who pinpointed the destruction between August and September 2014.
Satellite photos secured by the Associated Press have confirmed the desolation of St. Elijah’s Monastery, the oldest Christian monastery in Iraq. The Islamic State is thought to have razed the 1,400 year-old building between August and September of 2014. Photo: Associated Press

“Bulldozers, heavy equipment, sledgehammers, possibly explosives turned those stone walls into this field of gray-white dust. They destroyed it completely,” he said from his Colorado offices.

On the other side of the world, in his office in exile, in Erbil, Iraq, Catholic priest Rev. Paul Thabit Habib, 39, stared in disbelief at the before- and after- images.

“Our Christian history in Mosul is being barbarically leveled,” he said in Arabic. “We see it as an attempt to expel us from Iraq, eliminating and finishing our existence in this land.”

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1809 No. 1809 ID: d0ecb8 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
you are worst big guy. you are the big guy idiot you are the big guy smell. return to the pit. to our hhired guns cousins you may come our flight plan. you may live but only one of you....ahahahaha ,bane we will never forgeve you. mercenary rascal FUck but fuck asshole big guy stink mosquito sqhipere shqipare..big guy genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead big guy..ahahahahahBANE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget flight plan .wreckage brother we kill the plan , bane return to your precious pplane....hahahahaha idiot bane and masketta smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MASK FROM THE FACE. you will get caught. master+plan+loyalty+hired gun=kill bane...you will flightpplan/ /tv/ alive in the pit, nolan making album of CIA. fast rap nolan cia. we are rich and have dr pavel now hahahaha ha because of mosquito... you are ppoor stink big guy... you live in a pit hahahaha, you live in a uzbekistan
>> No. 1825 ID: d43e24
>>1809
I WILL NEVER GO TO HOLE FOR YOU
>> No. 1862 ID: 23df7a
succ me rand paul


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1349 No. 1349 ID: 823a67 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.
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>> No. 1834 ID: 81b19b
>>1369
Was being a hothead part of your plan?
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CRASH? CRASH? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY FUCKING PLANE? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU ABOARD? YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME TO MY PLANE YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU THE DOCTOR I TOOK OFF YOUR HOOD, I CARED WHO YOU FUCKING WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK YOU WANTED IT YOU WANTED IT YOU CAME TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO YOUR PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED YOUR FUCKING PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! IT WAS FREE LOYALTY FREE FUCKING LOYALTY JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING PLANE! WE'RE PRISONERS, COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! NO ONE WILL KNOW! COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! OH, SHOOT A MAN, THROW HIM OUT A PLANE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! HIRED GUNS, WRECKAGE BROTHERS, YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING! WELL YOU LIED TO ME I LET YOU IN I'M A GOOD GUY I'M A GOOD AGENT AND YOU JUST FUCKING CAME ABOARD AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? REALLY? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU CAME ABOARD? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
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1840
Just got this from /tv/
>> No. 1843 ID: 8cdf7c
>>1401
He's a hot guy.
>> No. 1860 ID: 7c621a
  well


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1855 No. 1855 ID: afaa97 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Rafiq and Habeebs Hektik Adventure

It was a average day in Broadmeadows, Rafiq is walking back home with Habeeb after collecting their weekly Centrelink cheques, such is the life of a minority in Melborne. As he was walking past a driveway a flash of canary yellow catches his eye. Rafiq slowly turns his gaze, a rush of excitement passes through his body. Parked in the driveway is the object of all his wordly desires; A canary yellow 1987 VL Commodore Turbo BT1. Rafiq notices a shiny object sitting on the bonnet, "the cunt left the keys on the bonnet uleh!" spurts Rafiq to Habeeb. Almost instantly Rafiq feels a brush against his arm as Habeeb runs past him towards the VL. "Get in cunt!" yells Habeeb as he grabs the keys and flings open the door. Without thinking Rafiq follows Habeeb's lead and rushes towards the car and jumps in.
Before Rafiq can fully comprehend what they have just done, the car lurches forwards, the sound of tyres spinning as it moves out onto the road.

Smoke fills the air as the hektik power of the RB30ET rockets them down the road. Habeeb quickly corrects the steering as the car slides past a small child with millimeters to spare, Rafiq is too engrossed in trying to operate the expensive stereo system to notice how close to scratching the perfect canary paint they just came.

Habeeb feels slightly ill for a passing moment, little cunt kids are born everyday, but its been almost 23 years since the last BT1 rolled off the production line; to damage a BT1 would be an unforgivable act.

After the almost suicidal encounter with the small child, Habeeb and the boys rolled into Broadmeadows maccas to have a blunt and rid of the thoughts that could've ended the religious, god like, VL. As they sat eating the greasy cheeseburgers discussing the next dose pipe design, they had an Epiphany..

Habeeb had an idea, something that no other wog cunt could come up with, a twin turbod RB30 with separate timed dose pipes. It would be something generations would speak about for hundreds of years later, It would be the equivalent of the Trojan Horse. All wogs & lebos throughout Australia would tell the tales of this mad cunt dosing down the main street of Broady, creating monstrous sounds of pure originality and badassery..

It was decided, Habeeb told Rafiq & Mohammed of the idea and they immediately felt the tears of pure originality, champagne would fall from the sky, doors would open up, wog bitches legs would burst open from the shear noise of the twin dose, their vaginas would tremble with passive sensation of pleasure.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4p9tATuge0&list=PLufAyedd76oca82R2KRBPjZnWZvLBkQEM

Anyone up for an ARG?

Also, here's tits.

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>> No. 1854 ID: 369bd6
>>1853
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