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1349 No. 1349 ID: 823a67
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.
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>> No. 1350 ID: 823a67
I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started wearing various shades of blue lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this fucking movie. I browse /tv/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've watched that plane scene in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't watch this, and don't get into it. I posted "BANE?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a plane alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
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Deal with it
>> No. 1353 ID: c565c4
After watching for the second time last night and previously viewed both Begins today and The Dark Knight a few days before to freshen my memory before I saw Rises, I can honestly say that without a doubt that Rises has surpass The Dark Knight. OK, on with my review.

When you think of the word "epic", what's the first thing that comes to mind? Well, if you're like me, you'll probably say Avengers or even Titanic. But in those terms, it only used loosely. But when you watch The Dark Knight Rises, it's truly fits the mold of the term "epic" in every way possible from exhilarating prologue of Bane's escape from the airplane, overall tone, the parallels with Begins, Bruce Wayne battling the inner turmoil of pain of losing Rachel along with the physical and psychological damage from being Batman over the years and not living life, the quieter moments between Wayne and Alfred, the climatic showdown at the end, and the first encounter between Batman and Bane, and the ending.

For me, the film wasn't really about Batman per say although he was the main character. In my eyes, it was the conclusion of Bruce Wayne journey that began in Begins to his fall in The Dark Knight to ultimately his rising up in Rises. In the beginning, he's the former half shell of the man whom he once was before plunging himself into the darkness persona that is Batman and never allowed himself to move past the pain of losing Rachel, the woman whom was going to wait for him when the day came that Gotham City no longer needed Batman. As Alfred once mentioned, he gave up the cape and cowl, but simply didn't live the life that he should be living. So, he kept holding onto that pain until things in Gotham became worse again. Christian Bale gives one of the best performances in the trilogy from feeling completely hopelessness and defenseless while watching his beloved city collapse under Bane's control and dealing with everything that he has endure over the last years from losing Rachel to having to go on the run as Batman from the police. It took a tremendous toll on him, not only physically, but psychologically as well.

I was very touched and moved by Michael Cain as Alfred. To me, he's the heart and soul of these films besides Oldman as Gordon. The pain that he conveys with his eyes and his dialogue with Bruce about Rachel choosing Dent to trying to make him understand that there's more to life besides being Batman. I wanted to cry when he delivered the emotional parts of the film because you as the viewer truly do feel for him trying to bring Bruce away from the bleakness of being consumed with Batman to embracing life in the lightness. Gary Oldman perfectly expresses the guilt and the huge weight of living a lie and it shows in Oldman's performance. The world in pretty much on his shoulders of having to not only live this terrible lie, but it also came at a personal cost as well.

I now see a bit of a younger Gordon in Joseph-Gordon Levitt performance as John Blake, it's reminds of Begins in a sense that Gordon started out as a idealist good cop in a corrupted city with a bit of Wayne in him due to being a orphan at a young age much like Bruce was at the beginning of Begins. As far as Blake's character arc was concerned, I think his the most important one in the film besides Bruce. I really like how Foley started out a man whom clearly distrusted Batman, but by the end of the film, he unwillingly gives his life as a real hero. Hathaway was absolutely spellbinding as Selina Kyle with the right amount of slyness and sexiness the iconic character thought she completely makes it her own.

With Tom Hardy as Bane, he was such an great villain. Not only was he was incredibly smart with his plans for Gotham, but he was also a fierce brute of a force to be reckoned with. The fight scene between him and Batman in the sewers was brutal, but also mesmerizing at the same time. Of all the villains (Joker aside, of course), Bane is the most toughest foe that Batman has ever faced. He basically outmatches Batman in terms of strength and intelligence. I loved how he was trained by the League of Shadows especially the line where he tells Bruce that he used darkness as his ally and how the shadows belong to him. On the first viewing, I thought his death scene was pretty weak considering that he beats the living daylights out of Batman in their first encounter. But on the second viewing, it makes sense for him to die at the hands of Catwoman because if a canon shot from the batpod is needed to take him out, then it really shows how much of a beast Bane really was with his plan on liberating Gotham through violence much like Ra Al Gaul tried to accomplish in Begins even though Batman defended him by that point in the film. A lot of Hardy's performance as Bane was really conveyed through his eyes and mannerisms from the way he held the collar of his coat to his walk. It was frightening, yet scary at the same time along with the humanity in his connection with Talia.

Cotillard (Talia aka Miranda Tate) didn't really impressed me too much on the first viewing. However, my opinion of her has changed on the second outing. I thought that it was interesting how she infiltrated Wayne Enterprises to develop the project and getting closer to Bruce, only to betray him near the end. It really mirrors Liam Nesson's. The cinematography was brilliantly done. The score from Hans Zimmer had a few themes merging from Begins and TDK, but also complete reinvented it into a new direction. I think Rises is probably one of the best tracks from the soundtrack. The editing flow seamlessly from one scene to another, but never felt not out of place. It just went along nicely. Not only The Dark Knight Rises is a amazing film, it also connects to our world that we live in today with terrorism and the thin line between the wealthy and the middle classes of society. When you view each film in this remarkable trilogy, it's one concise storyline with a beginning, a middle, and a end. Even though each film is different from each other (except from The Dark Knight, which is more of a standalone chapter), they're all interconnected in some ways, but it doesn't get too bogged down with endless plot threads or missing pieces that seem to plague most film trilogies. I plan on watching this a good 3 more times since it's one of the best films I had seen this year. To Nolan, I want to say thank you for beginning the remarkable story of Bruce Wayne/Batman to a fitting end. Sure, the task was hard, but you pulled it off effortlessly with such grace. 10/10 for me.
>> No. 1354 ID: c565c4
>The Dark Knight Rises the most EPIC of stories hampered by the format of film, it has Epic first quarter, a saggy middle followed by the most Epic of Epic endings in the history of Epicness.
>That’s what my FaceBook status said after seeing Chris Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises his final chapter in his Dark Knight Trilogy.

>Verdict? The Citizen Kane of superhero movies.
>10/10
>There were no "slow parts," people--it was an expertly paced script and film.

>Joker's dialogues were lucky?? but how did Nolan got dialogues of Bane so right?? :crazy: Because he is a damn good writer!!

>Batman changes from a dark knight to a while knight after the last hardship. What he could do following the phoenix, it was taking the dangerous nuclear weapon to the sea by himself, alone. That look. That sacrifice..... What did the blank looking children, who foolishly did not move because of customs and orders, see and think on that bridge?
wat

>MovieLord101: Great post! I also think it's one of the best Nolan's movie, and IMO it's totally Oscar worthy... But I guess people will only realize that once Nolan dies :( As it always happens with genius persons...
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>> No. 1369 ID: 823a67
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
>> No. 1370 ID: c565c4
>>1369
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.
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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with CIA. I've lost interest in all guys, besides him. Guys who are considered "hot" by the general female population don't cut it for me anymore.

CIA really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
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I figure this would be fitting place to put this copy/pasta
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>> No. 1460 ID: c565c4
  rip in peace
>> No. 1462 ID: 823a67
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Haha, my friend you are quite mistaken. Your impressions of the scene are that of the unintelligent and common man. I have analysed the opening scene of TDKR for over 10,000 hours, every nuance of the scene is well documented in my mind and I know, full well, the true meaning of this masterwork of cinema. I will outline it concisely and briefly for you now:

>Bane: "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."

By this Bane means that he was a nobody until he took on the persona of Bane, the reputation that surrounds him is what has made him infamous. The "mask" is not the respiratory device that pumps him full of painkillers, the mask is his image as a dangerous individual known the world over for his exploits. From this we can draw parallels with Bruce Wayne and Batman, the mask is an important theme throughout.

>CIA: If I pull that off will you die?

If I remove the mask, if I expose you as nothing more than a man will it destroy the essence of what you are?

>Bane: "It would be extremely painful."

It would be a traumatic experience to abandon what I am, an existential crisis of sorts that would be difficult to recover from.

>CIA: You're a big guy.

You're an important person, your reputation is large and your deeds are noteworthy.

>Bane: For you.

For you I am an important person, you are an agent of the CIA who has been actively hunting me. Our importance to somebody, our stature, our largeness is defined by the effect we have on them. To the average person Bane is not a "big guy", but to this agent he is large indeed.
>> No. 1463 ID: 823a67
Thanks a lot /tv/, you've ruined my life.

I recently had a job interview, my first interview since being laid off in November. I'll give a brief summary:
>walk in
>I'm totally qualified for the job, I also have a few years of experience in the specific field I'm applying for
>"Hello anon, I'm [first name] Baines."
>in my head, I'm laughing like a schoolgirl and saying "BAINES?" over and over, just like CIA
>try to maintain my cool
>interview begins
>things seem to be going well
>"We're looking for applicants who will stay with us for a long time, someone with a lotta loyalty"
>fight back a smile
>"So, anon, tell us why do you want this job?"
>fuck
>I can't hold back any more
>"FOR YOU!!!"
That was a week ago, they said they'd call in a couple days but they never did. I'm convinced it was because of that fucking meme that I didn't get the job. Thanks a lot, /tv/.
>> No. 1468 ID: c565c4
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God!

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever.
>> No. 1469 ID: 823a67
>>1468
>>1369
>> No. 1470 ID: 974f93
Too many HOTHEADS in this thread.

https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man

/bane/ I want you to understand why we hate you.

We dont hate you because what you say is "shitposting". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said FOR YOU! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

Baneposters are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about IT’S A PART OF MY PLAN or I’M CIA. Always with BANE.jpg and TDKR openings scene webms. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, /bane/posters cant help but broadcast the fact that they are BIG GUYS and will leave NO SURVIVORS after GRASHIN DIS BLANE.

What does the average IQ of HOTHEADS have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the movie? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM BIG GUY! YOU SHOULD BE IN MY AIRCRAFT!
>> No. 1497 ID: c565c4
  >>1469
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>> No. 1518 ID: c565c4
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/for-you
>> No. 1519 ID: b338a2
  >>1507
>bibap
wat? its a high pressure mask, an electric compressor that forces air in so her airway wont shut down

>for you
>> No. 1520 ID: c565c4
>>1519
>tries to act smart in /pasta/
>is still incorrect
Perhaps it's time you just ended it all?
>> No. 1521 ID: 974f93
>>1520
And leave forever? He's really let us down, and been a fool to himself.
>> No. 1522 ID: b338a2
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>>1520
>>1521
Fill it out by July 1st please
>> No. 1523 ID: 974f93
>>1522
I'm not butthurt, whatever made you think that I was?
>> No. 1524 ID: c565c4
>>1522
>im not [x] ur [x]
Literally the only response you can ever muster.
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>If I pull that off will you die?
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>It would be extremely painful-
>> No. 1540 ID: 823a67
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.

He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.

The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.

When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.
>> No. 1541 ID: 2697af
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embraer_EMB_110_Bandeirante#Incidents_and_accidents

3 July 2013 An Embraer 110, operated by Batair Cargo, registration ZS-NVB, that featured in the Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises, en route from Lanseria Airport in Johannesburg for Lubumbashi in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, crashed while attempting to land in Francistown, Botswana. Pilots Rob Tasker and Lindy Brooks had planned to land and refuel but thick mist on the ground caused them to miss the landing strip on their first pass. They notified the control tower that they would make a second pass because they could see the landing strip, but never did. The wreckage was found two hours later about 10km from the airport. They crashed the plane - with no survivors.
>> No. 1542 ID: 3f34a6
>>1541
>Batair

Bravo Nolan
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>>1541
>Pasta you crazy, that can't be true
>Oh, oh my
http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20130629-0
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>> No. 1556 ID: c565c4
Enough with this fucking garbage you autistic pieces of shit. I'm so sick of seeing this stupid secret agent faggot posted all the god damn time. I can't see how this could be funny for you, it's pathetic. It is the biggest shitposting I've seen since the early era of this board.

I honestly can't understand what goes through your mind when you people post this. I hope whoever is in charge of this website throws you the fuck out. I don't know what takes so long to delete these thread, it can't be happening like this. I call in all these reports and yet nothing happens. You're crashing the quality of this board and you can't even fucking see it. Anyone who enjoys this garbage is a sad, pathetic fuck.
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LOLOLOLOL POSTING "CIA" OVER AND OVER AGAIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

IF I TAKE THAT YES OFF WILL YOU DIE
YES
LOOOOOOOOL
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
FOR CIA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WATS THE NEXT YES OF YOUR MASTER YES
CRASHING THIS YES
LOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLLLLLLLOOOOOL

YES I SAID YES
ME MY YES AND DOCTOR YES HERE
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLOLOLLLL

EPIN MEME ACHEEVED
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

YESYESYSEYESYSEYSEESY
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YES 4 U LOL YES
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES

FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS EVER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. STUPID ASS MEME IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY THE FIRST TIME WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS SEE IN IT. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /TV/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TV ANYMORE

FUCK OFF, FUCKING FAGGOTS

THIS BOARD IS A BIG PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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>>1556
>>1557
>>1558
Damn someone was pissed. It almost makes me want to browse /tv/ now.
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>>1556
>>1557
>>1558
Somebody get this hothead outta here!
>> No. 1561 ID: cb4bfc
Third movie sucked, you faggots. Worst in the trilogy by a wider margin than yo mammas punani
>> No. 1562 ID: 974f93
>>1561
REMOVE HOTHEADS remove hothead
>> No. 1563 ID: 974f93
https://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/46827615/

Oh, so this is the thread where the latest 3 pastas are from
>> No. 1564 ID: 974f93
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Burg Fogy I You
Rugby Fog I You
Rugby If Go You
Bug Fig Your Yo
Bug Frig You Yo
Bug Fogy I Your
Bug If Gyro You
Bug If Orgy You
Bug If Gory You
Bug Fur Yogi Yo
Bi Fog Guy Your
Bi Frog Guy You
Bi Fogy Rug You
Bi Fogy Guru Yo
Bi Fogy Guy Our
Bi Fury Goo Guy
Bio Fury Go Guy
Obi Fury Go Guy
Rib Fog Guy You
Rob Fig Guy You
Orb Fig Guy You
Bro Fig Guy You
Buoy Fig Rug Yo
Buoy Fig Guy Or
Buoy Frog Guy I
Buoy Fogy Rug I
Buoy Fir Go Guy
Buoy Of Rig Guy
Buoy Fur Gig Yo
Boy Fig Rug You
Boy Fig Guru Yo
Boy Fig Guy Our
Boy Fogy Guru I
Boy Fur Gig You
Bur Foggy I You
Bur Goofy Guy I
Bur Of Yogi Guy
Rub Foggy I You
Rub Goofy Guy I
Rub Of Yogi Guy
Ruby Fig Go You
Ruby Goof Guy I
Ruby If Goo Guy
Ruby Of Gig You
Bury Fig Go You
Bury Goof Guy I
Bury If Goo Guy
Bury Of Gig You
Buy Foggy I Our
Buy Fig Go Your
Buy Frig Go You
Buy Fog Rig You
Buy Forgo Guy I
Buy Goofy Rug I
Buy If Grog You
Buy Fir Goo Guy
Buy Of Gig Your
Buy Of Yogi Rug
Buy For Gig You
Buy Fro Gig You
Buy Four Gig Yo
Buy Fur Yogi Go
By Goofy Guru I
By Of Yogi Guru
By Four Gig You
Fob Rug Guy I Yo
Bog Fur Guy I Yo
Gob Fur Guy I Yo
Grub Of Guy I Yo
Burg Of Guy I Yo
Bug If Guy Or Yo
Bug For Guy I Yo
Bug Fro Guy I Yo
Bug Fury Go I Yo
Bug Fry Go I You
Bi Of Rug Guy Yo
Bi Fur Go Guy Yo
Boy Of Rug Guy I
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Bur If Go Guy Yo
Rub Fog Guy I Yo
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By Fur Goo Guy I
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I've been desperately analyzing everything about baneposting since its creation. Trying to understand the hows and whys of people putting so much effort into something i dont understand

I'm throwing in the towel now and calling it brain damage unless someone wants to help
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STOP MAKING THESE SHIT FUCKING THREADS

THIS IS A FILM BOARD NOT A FACILITATOR FOR YOUR AUTISITIC MEMEPSOUTING
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>>1541
>>1542
>>1543
But wait ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embraer_EMB_110_Bandeirante#In_popular_culture

>In the 2012 film The Dark Knight Rises, the Embraer EMB 110 is seen as the main transport vehicle for CIA, who takes on friends of the Mosquito man, of which he acquires for no extra price. One of the passengers fails to fly so good, and the Masketta man inquires why CIA must shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. After revealing his identity, Bane claims he is a big guy for you, and that nobody cared before he put on the mask. Later, as part of the Masket man's master plan, Bane starts the fire, which in turn rises, and crashes the plane with no survivors. One of the brothers was found in the wreckage.
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>>1582
>20 July 2012 an Embraer 110 operated by CIA crashed with no survivors. The flight plan included CIA, some CIA men and only one hired gun that worked for a mercenary, a masked man.[49] This crash is considered the next step of a master plan according to autorities.[50]

my sides
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we're past the bane cia phase, I barley see it on this board anymore, like I used to see it all the time, but now almost nothing, either the mods and janitors finally did something about it or /tv/ actually got tired of shitposting the same meme over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over again
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Message to all of the faggots who want to be "Normal" or "Cool" by ditching their love of baneposting.


You're trying to be something you're not. Just like when Steve Rogers quit being Captain America and became Nomad. IT WAS BULLSHIT AND HE KNEW IT! HE WENT BACK TO HIS SENSES AND BECAME CAPTAIN AMERICA AGAIN! HIS TRUE COLORS ARE RED WHITE AND BLUE! NOT THOSE SHITTY COLORS NOMAD HAD! YOUR COLORS ARE THE COLORS OF NOLAN'S VISION! THINK ABOUT IT!


WHY WANDER AROUND THE WORLD LIKE A JACKASS WHEN YOU BE BANEPOSTING, BANEPOSTING ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE, WATCHING THE DARK KNIGHT RISES OPENING, READING ABOUT BANEPOSTING TO TAKE YOU THE FUCK AWAY FROM REALITY! REALITY IS A FUCKING MESS! SURE THE GRAPHICS ARE GOOD BUT IT'S PAIN AND SADNESS! JUST FUCKING ADMIT IT! ASSHOLES IN THE REAL WORLD ARE TRYING TO FUCK UP YOUR BANEPOSTING EXPERIENCES!


LOOK AT YOUR LIFE! IT'S FUCKING PATHETIC! JUST ADMIT IT! BUT IN /TV/ YOU CAN BE THE BIG GUY FOR ONCE! YOU CAN FINALLY BE SOMEBODY AND ROLL THE WORLD YOUR FUCKING WAY!


BANEPOSTING IS UNITY, COMMUNITY, AND ALL THE FUCKING ABOVE! IT'S LIKE A TEAM! AQUAMAN MAY BE AN ASSHOLE AND LEAVE BUT HE'LL ALWAYS GO BACK TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT'S HIS FUCKING PLACE DEEP DOWN AND NOBODIES GONNA FUCKING CHANGE THAT! AND /TV/ YOUR FUCKING PLACE IS BANEPOSTING! FUCK HOTHEADS! HOTHEADS ARE JUST FAGGOTS!


YOUR "SOCIAL LIFE", YOUR "REALITIES" ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO WHO YOU REALLY ARE! YOU'RE A FUCKING NERD, A FUCKING BANEPOSTER, YOU'RE ONE OF US.


SO WHAT DO YOU FUCKING SAY? WILL YOU KEEP LYING TO YOUR SELF WITH A SET OF TEARS KNOWN AS "REAL LIFE" OR YOU FUCKING MAN UP AND SAY THE FUCKING MAGIC WORDS?


SAY THE MAGIC WORDS! YOU KNOW IT!


FOR YOU
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
FOR YOU
FOR YOU

SAY IT!
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>> No. 1600 ID: 823a67
did you children ever stop and think what it would be like for someone to recieve all these cringe inducing cancer squares? its literal shitposting in image form. its the equivalent of everyone gathering in a room, getting some squares of paper and smearing their own shit on it, drawing pictures of a celebrity with some pretty pathetic messages, all scribbled with shit. now you all collectively tape your shit scribbles together and fold it up and mail it to a celebrity.

put yourself now in the celebrities shoes. its your birthday and you go get the mail and you are excited to see this envelope. inside though, to your horror, is a shit mosaic of shit scribbles taped together, most featuring some in joke you have no fucking idea about. you study this picture, looking at each shitscibbled tile in the shit mosaic, thinking "what kind of sick twisted cult made this foul thing? some of the squares have some runes on them, /tv/ i think. i shall go research this place. then he finds /tv/ and sees the literal autismal baneposting clusterfuck that is this board. what do you think he will think of your cult of autistic worship?
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http://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/49999025#p50000000
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>> No. 1610 ID: 823a67
Moderator from Reddit here.
I want to start off by saying how completely disappointed I am in every single one of you. You all single handedly ran away our guests by posting nothing but childish, disrespectful, and just flat out rude comments. /r/Iama is a chance for redditors and people in general to interact with celebrities and otherwise famous people when they will likely never have a chance to do so. What you all did was completely un-called for. I am now having to reschedule the AMA for another time because so many people that actually wanted to have meaningful questions answered had their chances ruined because of all of you. I can tell you with complete certainty that if I see a single “For you”, “You’re a big guy”, or “CIA” reference in the new AMA you can bet that you will be permanently banned.
>> No. 1611 ID: c486d8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15MyvTcQGNm
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Well, I eventually made my way to /tv/ at the start of 2014. Not to blogpost, but my usual haunts are places like /ck/, /diy/, etc...

Anyway, I came here and I started seeing CIA's face in OPs all over the place, but just thought "eh, must be some show that I haven't seen before, no need to click that thread."

Eventually, I saw that somebody had linked the opening scene to TDKR, and I watched it.

The aesthetic experience unfolded as follows:

First, I was divinely inspired-- I felt like I had known the words my entire life, but was simply recalling them. I had heard people do the Bane voice, I had learned CIA's lines through a kind of /tv/ osmosis... it was a moment of strange de ja vu.

Next, I was mystified-- what is the meaning of this relic? What are its qualities or characteristics? Take a closer look, examine its texture-- why is it like this, other than like that? Why did the actor intone the line like this, rather than like that? More, why did the director choose this caesura or silence here and there?

Finally, I realized that the only way to make a study of this fascinating and esoteric gem was to post about it, to discuss it with my colleagues. So I started posting, "Bane?", mainly as a sign of solidarity for my mystified brothers, but also as a kind of catharsis from the throes of everyday life...

Over the course of the year, and especially during the winter, my life was torpor. I lost the love of my life, I lost my supposedly cemented career, I lost my sense of direction. Listless and dejected, I lacked the necessary diversion for good work in common life. I found some new projects as far as work, but was still faltering when it came to my entertainment. Vidya? A trifle. Novels? I study non-fiction for work, so the last thing I want to do at the end of the day is read. Film and television? A burdensome commitment of time. "Bane?" For me.

?


Many of us have been made outcasts in the 4chan community... gravely misunderstood.
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This is a fucking monument to pointless human behavior
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>>1573
Why is baneposting the greatest meme ever conceived?

Because it's absurd, it's versatile, it's funny. You can never expect what's the next thing someone else will come up with. You can remember it while watching news about a plane crashing on TV and laughing like a maniac without even wanting to. It's eternal, it's a meme you can accept as a lifestyle, it's a meme you can enjoy without being "le meme spamming redditor". It's a complete and excellent distraction for whatever is happening in the real world. It has unlimited combinations, the scene is ambiguous enough to be discussed endlessly. It's deep, you always find new things about it, the fire never burns itself and it keeps rising. It allows crossovers, it can derail threads that are full of negativity, it's family friendly, it gives you a good laugh and a good vibe to have a better day, because laughing is very good for you. It's difficult to explain, it just happened, and it's the biggest meme we've done. The biggest anyone's done since silent era. For you, for me, for him, for her, for them, for us. For everyone.


Here is some essential Bane media to help increase your love for bane:

ORIGINAL SCENE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

B(ANE?)ENIGERS GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/SGSFR1RQ

SONGS

masketta man
https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man

get em on board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0qVvxdfGZk

Requiem for Four Big Guys
http://picosong.com/evAq/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJt1mPtoag

the fire rises (muisc video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_rvEUhCoIM

big guy must go on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hnrhnp0qSo

the fire rises (Animated)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

Rest In Peace Bill Wilson - A Tribute to a True American Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-zQCRhmRHk

Hothead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsMA4IAonNs

hothead gone outta here ft hoz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb90umQ-9_w

VIDEOS

see yiyay
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR4SzivbfJvyR8Dl9ajYehw

requiem for a big guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVkv3F3tfsY

ebin meem broseph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0

you get to bring friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjor5MTmm4

The Dark Knight Rises - Bane plane crash scene (workprint)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXeXdQNyBO8&feature=youtu.be

the dark tyrone roges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c&feature=kp

for england bane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PPWANmh2E

CIA returns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXRQYWbZ7_o

The Dark Knight Rises: 70 Visual Throwbacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKdjsu4-704

4u - songbird edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zTpsIqf-s

CIA begins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuQ5jI5iD4g

4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBjOSyVBX8

for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3lt_f583k

A film by Wes Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lnJyb4Ozys

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - The Dark Knight Rises intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2_KmZWtCo

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0pIH8ng5hE&%20

Desmond Harrington in The Dark Knight Rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbEzAYT3o0

The Dark Knight Rises Favorite Scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMBLAVqztKg

BANE vocaroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE

Get Off My Aircraft - CIA Strikes Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EG0TEkSSDI

CIA and BANE - DARK EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHIf9Dco1iI&feature=youtu.be

someone get this hothead outta here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww

just another day in /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YcCX3yZUpU

Bane? master plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJATwOwnzXs

rip cia ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JVF0YhsBC4

Isnt That the Question of the Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM6CimNuOO0

Bane speaks against hotheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrWj0WiaP3I&feature=youtu.be

Bane vs CIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pd1YVxFUJc

The Dark Mexican Rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwdBQ-i26W8

The Dark Knight Rises plane hijack scene (with original audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vBW6jvspF8

BANE - Official Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipHKsINeqQ

CRASHIGN THIS BANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7KTEO51xok

there he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq8F0Bb6Xg

Bane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no5Km3WOJ9E

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - The Dark Knight Rises intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2_KmZWtCo

Dark Knight Undubbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLkdcDHor1E

The Dark Night Rises (Spanish Class)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvATKdbIj_0

Baneposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBhg1UgrIwc

Hotheads - Alternate Scene from The Dark Knight Rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTrcIR69N8&feature=youtu.be

I'll tell you when I've had enough!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5yh7nCDcl0

WHO DO YOU WANT TO CATCH, A BIG GUY, OR THE GUY WHO KILLED HAERVEY DANT??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lav3Twxi-MI&feature=youtu.be

Mosquito Man Tribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlydAEHTpXY

VOCAROO

funny laugh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTVhljOUXt

BANE-senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OzTyngsaxt

birdsong edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06w5kVn0q9K

African Accent? i think
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01c1nQqFCX3

Gotham´s reckoning
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12mQv0T9b2R

speed plane scene
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00eubDu9SWH

Bane sings for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NjNcxAuVd0

Generic dub
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHwDdcH8cb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dtApdJaBV1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HsFhTo5bVL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OoIlQZDTtc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gBduLTwyjt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O1haMZRhIp


take gotham
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xaGF6dNzzg

with accents
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mz2MhTJh6X

with accents 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uuDmk46cW1

reading the novelazition (warning its 22 minutes)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wlNTfbdA9b

this much hothead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0soG9ynepU1

this much hothead (part II)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GUWv4PfmcA

this much coolhead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fm0jDGx1xs

DUBBED

Latin American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_gZfFPtx9I

Latin American (incomplete)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prrKxukK08

Spain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMrqiMXH8Q

ITALIAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4be10FOX7Ig

GERMAN (INCOMPLETE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU9UideeyPw&feature=youtu.be

The Banest Banedub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNJhv0WCmI

/tv/ dubs the dark knight rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG4fraTqZUs

/tv/ dubs the dark knight rises (alternative)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

OTHERS
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) #50 on IMDB top 250 chart
http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

The American Film Institute (AFI) "The Dark Knight Rises" ten-best films of 2012
http://www.deadline.com/2012/12/afi-awards-2012-winners/

Southeastern Film Critics Association "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
http://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000620/2012

TIME magazine "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
http://entertainment.time.com/2012/12/04/top-10-arts-lists/slide/the-dark-knight-rises/

Rolling Stone "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/lists/the-best-movies-of-2012-20121212/the-pop-spot-19691231

Los Angeles Times "The Dark Knight Rises" best films of 2012
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/14/entertainment/la-et-mn-year-in-review-best-movies

Batman Wiki
http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Wilson

Bane Clicker game
http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=GpbKc1jQ
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I'm
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CI
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A
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>>1625
What are you talking about, this is beautiful

>>1359
OF COURSHE
>> No. 1633 ID: bd6e2c
test
>> No. 1634 ID: 824c28
FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /TV/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 3 YEARS, 3 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF 4CHAN, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!
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>>1634

Keeps getting better
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>> No. 1639 ID: 824c28
WHAT?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?

YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER 2 FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.
>> No. 1644 ID: de0bec
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the more there is
the worse it gets
the further comical it all becomes
>> No. 1645 ID: 68aa6b
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>> No. 1647 ID: 07eb79
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You're a big computer.
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>> No. 1650 ID: 39d4a6
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I used to hate bane-posting too. Like, it made me really butthurt and depressed to see /tv/ being dragged in the autistic pleb mud.

But through time, after seeing dozens of bane threads every day for two years, it slowly got under my skin, one thread at a time. At first I was mad, but grew slightly curious over time. After a couple of months the giggle started, followed by the mild laughter, to finally end up a few months ago in a constant, nonsensical nervous breakdown. Now I'm laughing my ass off at every single mention of BANE? or THE MOSQUITO MAN to the point I spit on my computer screen out of laughter. Imma just going to lose my job if I continue browsing /tv/ during the day…

I've been in love with CIA for a while now (and yes, he is in charge of my heart /tv/), I love talking in my head to Dr. Pavel, even though he really don't say much (he says nothing actually). Baneposting has been too much of a big guy for me, and the lack of bane threads is extremely painful for me.

I feel that if /tv/ pulls baneposting off, I WILL die.

Don’t fight it. Getting caught by bane threads is your secret plan Anon, even if you do not realize it yet. Let this fun plane ride crash over you… And for once, let baneposting survive, so that no one else will.

This is the humble confession of a hothead, now completely under the spell of the big guy.

Never stop spreading the fun. After all, it's all for you
>> No. 1658 ID: 39d4a6
DRIVER
Dude wasn't ridin' solo.

CIA MAN
Yo ass don't git ta brang playas.

DR. PAVEL
They is not mah playas.

DRIVER
Don't worry, no charge fo' em.

CIA MAN
Why would I want them?

DRIVER
They was tryin ta grab your
prize. They work fo' the
mercenary. Da maxed man.

CIA MAN
Bane?

CIA MAN
Git 'em on board - I be bout ta call it in.

CIA MAN
Da flight plan I just filed with
tha Agency lists me, mah men, and
Dr. Pavel here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. But only one of
yo thugged-out ass.

CIA MAN
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON
MY AIRCRAFT!

SO…WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!

Nothing. CIA Man fires up tha open door n' tha Special
Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbin his ass on tha fuckin' down-low.

CIA MAN
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

CIA MAN
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

Da prisoner say nothing. CIA Man presses tha glock ta the
manz hood - his schmoooove ass cocks tha gun…nothing.

CIA MAN
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

THIRD PRISONER
Or da thug wonderin why one of mah thugs would
blast a playa before throwin his ass out
of a aeroplane.

CIA MAN
Wiseguy, huh, biatch? At least you can talk. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?

THIRD PRISONER
We is nothing. We is tha dirt
beneath yo' Nikes fo' realz. And no one cared
whoz ass I was until I put on the
mask…

CIA Man pulls off his
hood, revealin a thugged-out dark mask wit a funky-ass breathang apparatus. The
eyes behind it is cold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This is Bane.

BANE
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck we is do not matter n' shit. What
mattas is our plan.

CIA MAN
If I pull dis off, will you die?

BANE
It would be mad painful.

CIA MAN
Yo ass be a funky-ass big-ass muthafucka -

BANE
For yo thugged-out ass.
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There unga is. There he goes another moon
Look tribe he posted it another moon. Isn't unga just the funny oga in land. Oh my sun god.
I can see your berrypicker rockheavy frame glowing in the dark lit by your berrypicker tier fire which is the only source of light in your cave giggling like a little tribe women as you again paint your little Big man wall up and fill in the wall space. Maybe you don’t fill in the wall, maybe you such A disgusting NEANDERTHAL that you trade rocks for a 4clover pass so you just choose the cave painting. Oh tribe all know the cave painting, the uh epic TRIBE protector guy isn’t it? I dream you, little soft rock, laughing so hard as you smash it that you drop your good tasting triangles onto the dirt. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in dawn. Oh that’s right, did fail to speak? You live with mother! You fat fucking rock up and she’s probably so sick of unga already. So sick of do everything for you all sun god day, every day, for a big man who spends all his time on 4clover posting about a rockshit dream. Just vision this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a hunter or future man or something grand then you became a NEANDERTHAL. A pathetic Big man fag NEANDERTHAL. She probably cry herself to sleep every moon thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FOR UNGA. FOR UNGA. FOR UNGA”.
You parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little berry picker laughing in the dark cave by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old fire dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all ooga ever be.
>> No. 1661 ID: 5da4bb
Hey, Dr. Pavel here. I am just kneeling in the grass right now, after watching Bane destroying beautiful football field up there... Makes me feel all pumped up... I've been doing a lot of thinking about how sad and unfair my life has been all because /tv/ wasn't attracted to me.

I've been part of the baneposting for almost two years now and in these two years I had to rot in bleak and sad loneliness while big guys had the pleasures of, you know, OC, and attention, and partying... I've never had a taste of that because no posters give me a chance. No poster at this board had ever gave me even a half of attention as they give to CIA. You give a chance to all these stupid, obnoxious masketta men, I see you are making posts about... You don't give a chance to me...

Why not? I am such a magnificient guy! I am beautiful, you can't deny that! (heh) I've travelled all over the world, from Uzbekistan to Scotland. Even if I do not talk much about it, I am civilized... intelligent... sophisticated... I have a sense of style, but you don't see it! Every single day I have to be insulted by the sights of all these lesser men recieving all these witty posts. I see so many threads where BANE and CIA recieve beautiful songs made about them... And yet, they get all that love and I've never had that kind of love and affection from posters. Why do you, /tv/ give them chance and not me? I deserve it more! It's not fair!
>> No. 1663 ID: 4f014c
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http://thedailybanter.com/2014/11/people-afraid-call-pantsupdontloot-billboard-racist/
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>>1663
Be still my beating sides
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>> No. 1668 ID: 5da4bb
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>3 years
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>> No. 1701 ID: 8e4adf
  Do-de-do-do-do
>> No. 1702 ID: 5da4bb
>CIA
Every fucking time I see this word, those three fucking letters, I hear it.

"BANE?"

In my head. Every fucking time. And it's not just that. The whole scene replays in my head, from the car to the runway. I go into a state described my psychiatrist as similar to those with PTSD go through when they inadvertently relive their combat experiences. Are you happy, /co/? Are you fucking happy, you and your meme have ruined my fucking life.
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>> No. 1705 ID: 5da4bb
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BRAVO NOLAN
R
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>> No. 1725 ID: 5da4bb
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DUDE WEED LMAO
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>> No. 1741 ID: 52ed6e
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3012937/Germanwings-pilot-Andreas-Lubitz-28-praised-exceptional-flying-skills-rising-star-fleet.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

This ride will never end.
>> No. 1745 ID: 761a70
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he cant be a Bane Brother because he would have recited the TDKR opening scene as he headed towards his death.

he knew he was being recorded.

he knew the passengers could hear him.

it was too delicious an opportunity to not take
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OC 4U
>> No. 1764 ID: c565c4
WOWWWWWW

O
M
G

ANOTHER THREAD DISCUSSING SUPERHEROES XDD!!!!!

Kill yourself, seriously. You know how sad it is for patricians like me to constantly see these kind of threadds in the front page. I mean, not only do we have to deal with oscar-tier shit, but we also need to see you talking again and again about le epic super heroes. Literally, kill yourselves. Can you not talk about anything else? Are you seriously this retarded, this uneducated, this uncultured? Have you not seen ANY movie at all with no people dressing like retards? Are you 12 years old?

Fuck off, go back to the highschool you belong and leave this 18+ board to adults who want to discuss serious films and serious filmmakers. How come great auteurs like Kaurismäki and Iosseliani are barely mentioned, yet we have tons of thread discussing these kind of """"""art"""""""? Jesus christ, you can't even imagine how mad I am. I just wish you all knew something about cinema. I'm not even asking to be as cultured as I am, that is obviously impossible. I just want you to get to the point where I can at least read your posts and not feel both amused at your stupidity and sad at ignorance the sime time.

Fuck off, and grow up.
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>> No. 1833 ID: 81b19b
>>1359
OF COURSH!
>> No. 1834 ID: 81b19b
>>1369
Was being a hothead part of your plan?
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CRASH? CRASH? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY FUCKING PLANE? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU ABOARD? YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME TO MY PLANE YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU THE DOCTOR I TOOK OFF YOUR HOOD, I CARED WHO YOU FUCKING WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK YOU WANTED IT YOU WANTED IT YOU CAME TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO YOUR PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED YOUR FUCKING PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! IT WAS FREE LOYALTY FREE FUCKING LOYALTY JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING PLANE! WE'RE PRISONERS, COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! NO ONE WILL KNOW! COME ON, TAKE US ABOARD! OH, SHOOT A MAN, THROW HIM OUT A PLANE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! HIRED GUNS, WRECKAGE BROTHERS, YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING! WELL YOU LIED TO ME I LET YOU IN I'M A GOOD GUY I'M A GOOD AGENT AND YOU JUST FUCKING CAME ABOARD AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? REALLY? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU CAME ABOARD? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
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Just got this from /tv/
>> No. 1843 ID: 8cdf7c
>>1401
He's a hot guy.
>> No. 1860 ID: 7c621a
  well


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