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7048 No. 7048 ID: e7f332
what's this? A monolith?
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interior monolith
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interdasting
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>> No. 7056 ID: e7f332
Videos uploading - fucking youtube keeps trying to default to my real name.... who the fuck EVER wants to use their real name on youtube? Fucking google.
>> No. 7057 ID: e7f332
  Weather.
>> No. 7058 ID: e7f332
  It can do lots of things pretty well, only occasionally says it doesn't understand.

Once it can make me earl grey tea, we are all set.
>> No. 7059 ID: e7f332
  Using the remote, you don't need to say the "wake word" and can just talk.
>> No. 7060 ID: 06a0fb
I'm glad you are comfortable allowing the Skynet Overmind into your home.

I'm sure Bat Guano didn't have enough presence there already, and we needed a better eye on the behind-the-scenes of the admin staff.
>> No. 7062 ID: 062e74
Can it do anything other than tell you the weather?
>> No. 7063 ID: 885afe
>>7062
This.
>> No. 7072 ID: e7f332
Yeah, it can actually do a few things.

The news brief it can give based on your preferences is pretty nifty while I'm getting ready in the morning, better than having the TV on because honestly an impersonal feminine robot voice is way fucking less annoying than news morning shows.

You can ask it for more details on news stories and it will search for other sources which is pretty nice, but that function is limited and it eventually it just gives up and starts playing NPR's hourly update.

It can do traffic conditions for roads you ask about, for instance I can ask something like "should I take Wilson or 66" and it will tell me which route is less fucked up.

It can do unit conversions and some math which is handy, make grocery lists that sync to your phone... let's see

Play music although I wish it had Spotify built in rather than iheartradio and amazon prime music...

It can answer some general knowledge questions but its fallback is reading you the wikipedia page on a topic or sending an internet search to your phone.

I gotta say it is mostly useful while getting ready in the morning cause I can ask it all the shit I would normally ask my wife but she is often too asleep/cranky to actually answer meaningfully. I told her she had been replaced by a robot and she was like GOOD leave me the fuck alone in the morning.
>> No. 7088 ID: 5f2bf8
Yeah but can you smoke weed with it?
>> No. 7093 ID: e7f332
>>7092

>can you fuck it?

In the future probably.
>> No. 7143 ID: 9eea57
Next step is to give it Scarlet Johanssen's voice.
>> No. 7148 ID: 68aa6b
>>7072
It's a learning AI so the more it's used the better it gets. they just added ifttt integration and maybe an api soon. am excited to see how this turns out
>> No. 7150 ID: 65c27c
Gee, my phone has done this for awhile with Google Now.
>> No. 7152 ID: 381ee6
  >>7093
>>7143
Superglue a fleshlight to it and load a .mp3 of pornstars moaning on it
>"Skynet... play... party mix #2"
>*squelching sounds*
>> No. 7162 ID: 6d6cb1
>>7152
But I want it to react to the action.
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