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1617 No. 1617 ID: 3a9c19
Seraph y u loc surrogate thread?

It's a pretty controversial subject (rights of surrogates to do what they want with the child) and there was a discussion going on
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>> No. 1618 ID: 175f45

...and yet this thread doesn't get locked? The title is a violation of /n/ board rule 1.
>> No. 1619 ID: 263d6c
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I believe that might have been my fault.
Somebody asked if aborting the deformed fetus would be good since its soul goes to play with Jesus in Heaven (objection: assumes facts not in evidence), and then I mentioned the strict requirements of entry into the Christian Heaven (baptism, worshiping Jesus), the Vatican's repeal of their support of the concept of Limbo where unbaptized baby souls go, etc.

This goes to the policy of locking all religious discussion, even in /dmz/, which I think is a poor and restrictive policy.

Pic: 6-day-old child already knows the human race is abhorrent and beyond hope.
Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days
The Onion - NEWS • Our Annual Year 2012 • Local • ISSUE 48•38 • Sep 17, 2012
SCHAUMBURG, IL—In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, has become the youngest person ever to permanently and irrevocably lose all faith in humanity.

“This shatters all previous records,” University of Chicago psychologist Douglas McAllister said Monday. “In all of documented medical history, there is no case of a newborn taking less than four months to develop the mental faculties required to grasp the full extent of this existential nightmare we call life on earth.”

“Considering he already comprehends harsh realities that many people spend their entire fleeting, shallow existences attempting to deny, Baby Nathan is quite the little miracle!” he added.

Though he has not yet developed the capacity for speech, extensive cognitive testing has definitively shown that the shockingly perceptive 6-day-old fully understands and accepts that human beings cannot be trusted, that they remain far too ignorant for their opinions to be reliable, that a lack of self-awareness about their own destructive tendencies pervades the species as a whole, and that most are too ineffectual to successfully pursue even the shallow self-interested agendas that rule their lives.

Sources said the early-blooming newborn was putting two and two together about the real nature of humanity even before leaving the hospital, where his first sensory experiences included the shouts of sick people arguing to get treatment they urgently needed, visitors staring vacantly at smartphones as they sat next to bedridden loved ones, televisions blaring the empty rhetoric and emotionally manipulative appeals of political advertisements, and dozens upon dozens of pained, desperate cries, including his own.
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Local reports confirmed the baby’s disillusionment was only compounded by the fact that he spent his first days in the bleak and soulless suburban conformity of Schaumburg, IL, its empty consumerist non-culture allowing him to realize in record time that all human pursuits are cold, joyless, and devoid of any substantive purpose or integrity.

“For a baby, he sure is an insightful little guy,” Nathan’s mother, Melanie Jameson, told reporters. “My husband and I are a loveless, narcissistic couple whose weird, freaked-out neediness and anxieties—which we sublimate under a mask of facile self-regard—would normally be introjected into our child’s forming psyche over the course of years. But this talented fella just took it all in at once!”

“We’re awfully proud to have such a precocious son,” she added, her face displaying no genuine emotion.

According to household sources, Baby Nathan has already noticed that his father, Michael Jameson, resents the infant’s 3 a.m. crying, feels more trapped than ever in his sham-marriage now that he’s a father, and is inwardly building an ever-growing wall against the reality of his own life one mid-afternoon cocktail at a time.

“The kid’s not even a week old, and he has the thousand-yard stare of a middle-aged man,” said psychologist Helen James, one of the cognitive scientists who verified that by his third day of life, Nathan had already begun to sense the overwhelming air of desperation surrounding other people. “That look that says, ‘I’ve finally given up on the reassuring fictions that prop up humanity’s delusional self-image as dignified, intelligent, or decent in any way.’ He knows the truth.”

“At this point, he shouldn’t even be able to distinguish between himself and the rest of humanity, let alone have the capacity to lose faith in it,” James continued. “Evidently, the human condition has gotten even more depressing than it already was, and we’re going to need to reformulate our entire theory of childhood development.”

“My God, what a depressing development,” she added.

At press time, there were unconfirmed reports that Baby Nathan had used the wind-up mobile above his crib to hang himself.
>> No. 1632 ID: 73a434
>...and yet this thread doesn't get locked? The title is a violation of /n/ board rule 1.

Well, it's gone now. Report it & mention which rule it breaks next time?
>> No. 1633 ID: 175f45

I reported it when it first showed up. When there was no lock or delete after a day, I reported it again, and a mod had already cleared it as 'not requiring deletion'.

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