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PBE Shield Stickers and Deagle Boltface Patches On Sale Now!



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109518 No. 109518 ID: 19518e Stickied hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Been a while since we had us a good roll call. I'm sure some old trips lurk here, would be nice to hear if they're still alive.

to keep things interesting, it would be great to have a thread for all the old copypasta. Like shooting girl scouts delivering cookies, Peter Cottontail "get your fucking weapon if you don't want to die" Easter pasta, any of the old Opie stuff whatever it includes.

I got a couple I'll be posting, feel free to join in.
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>> No. 112892 ID: 51b0a9
Bleh, building another SP-1 clone, building another 870 (since S&W 3000's dried up).
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>>112892

get thee to the discord machine


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109922 No. 109922 ID: 13f512 Stickied hide watch quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Errybody loves patches.

Would there be interest in a run of Opchan boltface logo patches?

What sizes and colors?

Any text or just the logo?
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>>112799

A raid, kommandos turned a 1911 group into a gay lovers group by taking over admin spots. Was pretty good.

Also, clover things.
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  >>112794


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109071 No. 109071 ID: 13f512 Stickied hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Tell me what features you want to see on a new, improved Opchan.

I already have a big ol' list, and the platforms we're considering already do some things, but I want to hear your wildest imageboard fantasies.

I'm not really going to be addressing whether or not they're feasible here, but I am reading everything.
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>> No. 112768 ID: 9affbd
>>112767

Also... start a campaign to bring back murdercube.com
>> No. 112771 ID: bbee29
This may be a stupid question, but aside from youtube, what other video hosting services could we embed on the new board?

Currently I see Dailymotion, Vimeo, and Liveleak. Could we include Bitchute, Full30, and/or other hosting sites? With youtube's faggotry towards censorship, freedom, and firearms, I don't think it's a bad idea to encourage other hosting services whenever possible.


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108836 No. 108836 ID: 4fbdeb hide watch quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
>Be me a couple weeks ago
>Boss wants me to take a look at his wife's car
>Yeah OK.
>It's a 2010 Dodge Caliber
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Water pump is weeping
>Radiator cap is puking all over the place
>Oh and he wants an oil change too
>Look it over
>Engine has a timing chain, not a belt
>Water pump is run by the serpentine belt
>It's way better than '90s Chryslers
>The Germans actually improved Chrysler
>Surprised.png

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>> No. 112921 ID: 6cb5e6
>"hey, dad. What's up?"
>"I'm sitting in a bar with an old friend of mine. He's got a job for you. You start Monday."
>"I didn't tell you? I found one. I got a job with a moving company. I started on-"
>"fifty-five dollars an hour."
>"I-I... Say again?"

So for the last ten days, I've been driving all over Northern California in a rented infiniti SUV, armed with a list of lat/long coordinates taking pictures of telephone poles for a contractor under a major utility company and getting paid stupid money to do it.
>> No. 112922 ID: 9dcda2
>>112921

Well done. My buddy told me that he once had a job being the confined space entry safety guy. They were painting some type of liquid tank and he was the one to stand outside of the tank in case anything happened. So there he stood, watching paint dry, for a buck a minute.

I've been looking for jobs back in California. On Tuesday I had an interview for my same job but for the west coast. Crushed it. It was a mix of human resources psychoanalysis questions and ones the supervisors made up.

> Tell us about a time when you had to make someone trust you.
> Well at this job, I worked closely with the construction superintendents. I did my best to communicate clearly on what I needed and when...

> You're on a trouble call, the engine won't start. What do you do?
> Check this, that, start data logging, and go for a start.

I'm also looking at one other job, engineering liaison. Which sounds made up, but one of my old coworkers calls me out of the blue and asks if I want his job. It sounds like the liaison is there to be the first level of tech support for engine problems, rather than burdening the actual engineers who have better shit to do.

It pays well and you get to learn from the biggest brains in the company, so shit why not.
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>>112907
you sure are eager to openly share your unit deployment information
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/28/fitness-tracking-app-gives-away-location-of-secret-us-army-bases
>> No. 112925 ID: 51b0a9
I work on forklifts.
People are fuckwits.
My misanthropy grows.
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>>112925
Haiku?

- A Soviet junior political officer armed with a Tokarev TT-33 Service Pistol urges Soviet troops forward against German positions during World War II. The picture is allegedly of political officer Alexey Gordeevich Yeremenko, who is said to have been killed within minutes of this photograph being taken.


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112899 No. 112899 ID: 2ee40f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
LMOA@the fags who stole this website from serv and thought they could do a better job of running it, but then the site died. Talk about falling flat on your face…
How embarrassing for you, you must be really upset about everyone out there knowing what failures you are. I also find humor in the fact that although opchan was founded as a weapons related website, its now just an annex of yall's facebook group.
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>> No. 112906 ID: 3b755d
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>> No. 112910 ID: ea74c0
Yo FPoP is that really you? Everyone I know thought you got Arab spring'd.>>112906
>> No. 112919 ID: c41563
>>112910

Yeap and no, if I could haul ass to participate in a protest I'd probably participate in getting my life together.
>> No. 112927 ID: f5c3ed
>thinking dead and slow are the same thing


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112856 No. 112856 ID: 5d58ca hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I don't believe i've been back here since i was a rifleman in the land of the midnight sun, and a mod here, close to a decade ago. I have no idea if any of you old guys from 10 years ago still hang around and remember me, but I've been meaning to get back here and say hi at least.

Something about being a conscript, albeit a reserve conscript started me down this path. and if you remember my 416 rants, you'll ble glad to hear that I still loathe that fucking thing.

anyways, all the best
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>>112877

Very rarely have reindeer, I'm in a bit of a wrong part of the country for those guys.

The samic minority up north are fond of their reindeers, and the closest most norwegian will get to routinely have reindeer is these red cans of reindeer meatballs with gravy, with a strange sami caricature on it. serve them with some instant mash and you're good.

What we do have however, is a metric fuck load of moose and grouse, that's the game staple around central/south central norway.

far as lutefisk goes, I'll eat literally anything, but not lutefisk.

I do believe the AR10 was dutch-portugese, with a three position lower. One of two known to exist in Norway, and the only one to actually be in working order.
>> No. 112889 ID: 4c507c
>>112870
Those OG AR-10s are pretty fucking neat. Very light for a battle rifle of that era.

I laugh every time the gunsmith in my shop spazzes out about how shitty the AR is. I think rifle is fine, but he tries out all the old cliches, shits where it eats, etc.
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Who will be the next tripfag to return? Hmm...
>> No. 112902 ID: 61e76a
Glad to see you're still kicking my dude.
>> No. 112918 ID: 51b0a9
>>112856
I still post, just not very frequently.

The fishing in Kentucky is absurd. While I miss having access to an easy 2000+meter range, I will trade that for an easy walk to a pond that yields frypan sized blugill/sunfish.


Besides. I have fucking deer and turkey walking through my yard here in Paducah.


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111704 No. 111704 ID: 1dec8f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Well, it's been like 3 or 4 years.

What are you guys up to?

I'm just gonna go ahead and say life is fucking weird.

You get to do weird shit
And sometimes people dig that, more often than not actually.

All the bullshit I've ever learned to try to be this weird high speed death machine panned out in the weirdest ways.

There's a comic floating around Facebook about a dude about to grape himself, before someone comes in behind him crying about doing the same thing.

So dude sets his shit down and tries to help the other guy out.

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>> No. 112826 ID: 61e76a
>>111741
Wonder what it's like now?
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>>111738

morning lol
>> No. 112890 ID: e56201
>>112868
>>112819
Damn it, if it wasn't either of you then who was it? I swear someone brought it up seriously. Sorry for slandering you guys if it wasn't you.
>> No. 112916 ID: 766843
Sup. Been a while since I've been here. How've ya'll been?
>> No. 112917 ID: f4bd75
>>112916

Dam son, how the hell are you?


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110903 No. 110903 ID: d7e6b8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
So on the potential cusp of a global conflict involving the Russians, China, North Korean, Japan, UK, Germany and Australia.

I pose to you this question.

Do you think it will break into a true global conflict between factions like Russia/China interfering or will it be another one of these scenarios while everyone dog piles DPKR?

I sure hope DPKR does not read these instructions
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>> No. 110922 ID: 056a4a
https://www.iiss.org/en/iiss%20voices/blogsections/iiss-voices-2017-adeb/august-2b48/north-korea-icbm-success-3abb
>North Korea’s missile programme has made astounding strides over the past two years. An arsenal that had been based on short- and medium-range missiles along with an intermediate-range Musudan that repeatedly failed flight tests, has suddenly been supplemented by two new missiles: the intermediate-range Hwasong-12 and the intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), Hwasong-14. No other country has transitioned from a medium-range capability to an ICBM in such a short time. What explains this rapid progression? The answer is simple. North Korea has acquired a high-performance liquid-propellant engine (LPE) from a foreign source.

>Available evidence clearly indicates that the LPE is based on the Soviet RD-250 family of engines, and has been modified to operate as the boosting force for the Hwasong-12 and -14. An unknown number of these engines were probably acquired though illicit channels operating in Russia and/or Ukraine. North Korea’s need for an alternative to the failing Musudan and the recent appearance of the RD-250 engine along with other evidence, suggests the transfers occurred within the past two years.
>> No. 110932 ID: 898a8c
>>110913
>thinking the chinese wouldn't hesitate to make those refugees disappear in the Gobi desert
>> No. 110984 ID: c6a94d
  How To Stop A North Korean Nuclear Missile https://youtu.be/4xbFVdoRzLQ
During 2017, North Korea performed multiple ICBM tests. This video will explain, how to stop a nuclear missile, how to stop a ballistic missile, how to stop an ICBM, and explain how THAAD works, how aegis works, and in general North Korea vs USA. Kim Jong Un recently tested a hydrogen bomb, meaning North Korea nukes are a real threat. So how will the US stop an ICBM?
>> No. 110987 ID: 278cbe
  Just another day in a happy new world. Move along, citizen.
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https://www.foxnews.com/world/venezuela-opposition-military-uprising.amp

What are the chances of a nice, big multi-decade clusterfuck in Venezuela? Smoking cigars and drinking rum in occupied Maracaibo when?


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  Cholesterol bombs and the most unhealthy cooking you have encountered?
Watching some videos on chef Gordon Ramsay showing people how to make fish and chips and fish fingers (fish sticks), he... "complimented" the fish with a chip butty, a French fry sandwich?? I have seen people put potato chips (crisps in the UK) in their sandwiches, but fries?

A chip booteh is a butter sandwich filled with fries (i.e., French fried potatoes, or chips as the British would have it) on buttered white bread or a bread roll, often with an added condiment, such as brown sauce, mayonnaise, or malt vinegar. The chip butty can be found in fish and chip shops and other casual dining establishments in the United Kingdom. It is also less commonly known as a chip sandwich, chip batch, chip roll, chip muffin, piece and chips, chip piece, or chip sarnie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty
Homemade Fish Fingers With a Chip Butty Recipe https://youtu.be/8afuAuyljZQ
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>> No. 112897 ID: 67cd4b
  How to Do Korean Barbecue! https://youtu.be/08z5TjqtmCM
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Continuing the Korean food theme, a favorite is Samyang's Buldalk Bokkeummyeon spicy chicken ramen (aka Korean fire noodles), but I was wondering if they would just sell the spicy demon blood sauce. Well, they are selling bottles of it now. Regular, carbo-style and the hack (nuclear) extremely spicy sauce. So now you can boil up your favorite pasta or make a pot of mac-and-cheese or bake up some chicken wings and pour this sauce on it. Find 'em on Amazon or eBay.

https://www.amazon.com/Samyang-Bulldark-Chicken-overseas-shipment/dp/B07LCYY4SK/
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110120 No. 110120 ID: 4f3cec hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Today is the 6th anniversary of Stephen McDaniel losing his virginity!
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>> No. 112769 ID: e7e9a8
>>112765
That chick lean, though.
>> No. 112770 ID: e56201
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>>112769
I'd still hit it. I like the dark chocolate...
>> No. 112776 ID: 61e76a
>>112770
I would racemix the shit outta that.
>> No. 112806 ID: dc2665
>>110248
I'm still here, paid many a people back. Have sent mammit money a few times through various ways that he hasn't been able to or unwilling to receive said sheckels, so i still owe him, many people gifted that money, also anyone I still owe, just let me know and I'll pay you back, and it wasn't a sob story. I got a good lawyer, and was cleared of all charges and had I been really jewy about it, I could've possibly made money suing the party responsible.

I still have operator Bros irl, many are still like family to me. There's few denizens of this place that have hung with as many as I have.

I lurk more than post these days. Don't have alot of time for internet, I have 3 kids, a wife and a full time job that has me working 100+ hours a week sometimes.

I still love you faggots, I even miss that faggot mango, even though he got butthurt over the accidental straw purchase. I was so engrossed in muh freedoms that I didn't even consider the potential ramifications of having an operator pick up a gun for me on the way to a meet. In the end it all ended well and that FR8 is my favorite gun to this day. I sold it at one point but bought it back last year, and have continued to hunt down nostalgic guns I had during the hayday of opchan.

To the Sol post, twas no lie, and at the time there was still a chance he was unnocent. To this day.my persec is compromised because I felt bad for a sick bastard, but I mostly felt bad because it was a tramautic life event of mine that got him to give up his nurder plan 2 years prior to the actual deed, when my brother died in Afghanistan.

Peace bitches.
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>you gotta believe me guise, my brother died in the 'stan


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