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Patches and Stickers for sale here

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109922 No. 109922 ID: 13f512 Stickied hide watch quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Errybody loves patches.

Would there be interest in a run of Opchan boltface logo patches?

What sizes and colors?

Any text or just the logo?
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>> No. 113225 ID: 336324
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Zergface is up in the shop, along with killdozer, sky king, and FUCK patch restocks
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109518 No. 109518 ID: 19518e Stickied hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Been a while since we had us a good roll call. I'm sure some old trips lurk here, would be nice to hear if they're still alive.

to keep things interesting, it would be great to have a thread for all the old copypasta. Like shooting girl scouts delivering cookies, Peter Cottontail "get your fucking weapon if you don't want to die" Easter pasta, any of the old Opie stuff whatever it includes.

I got a couple I'll be posting, feel free to join in.
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>> No. 113223 ID: f6a173
howdy folks
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109071 No. 109071 ID: 13f512 Stickied hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Tell me what features you want to see on a new, improved Opchan.

I already have a big ol' list, and the platforms we're considering already do some things, but I want to hear your wildest imageboard fantasies.

I'm not really going to be addressing whether or not they're feasible here, but I am reading everything.
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>> No. 113161 ID: 233458
Oh and to quote one Wilhuff Tarkin:

"I maintain that the effectiveness of the Star Destroyer stems from not only its massive firepower, but from its
size. When [mouthbreathing right brainers] look at a Star Destroyer and then compare it to the craft which might be mustered to attack it, they have a tendency to dismiss such a notion as suicidal rather than approach the problem tactically."

>Eye of sauron
Please gtfo with (((your))) unseemly metaphors.
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112979 No. 112979 ID: 9dcda2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Looks like we hit the bump limit on the old thread. Time to start a one.
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>> No. 113213 ID: 4fa264
Starting tomorrow, I am a janitor at the elementary school where my wife works. I haven't had full time work since July.
>> No. 113216 ID: 79cf2b
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> insert joke about Army training preparing you for a career

That's random. At least there won't be any stress.

Update: HR once again screwed up and just tossed my application in the trash, again. After the position closed in early Dec, my buddy told me that engineering said "nobody applied". I emailed the manager and he said he'd look into it. A little later I saw the position reposted, but that my application was still in.

The manager contacted me to say they got my app straightened out but that they were going to wait till early January to review the applicants because everyone was on vacation, but that he was excited that I applied.

Two days ago I got a call from the manager. He said I have been selected and they're working with HR to get me an offer. Sounds good, but I've already been here once...

Second try is a charm?
>> No. 113217 ID: 618a25
pretty soon i'll be able to add 'machinegun instructor' to my resume, getting trained on them and running a couple shoots now

so far i'm still enjoying being a gun store wagie
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Elementary/middle school it turns out. The boxes in the stalls of the girls' bathrooms were taped over and had little printed signs saying to dispose of female hygiene products in the trash cans instead. I was told to take them don't since we don't have liners for them. Well, whatever cocksucker taped over the boxes didn't fucking empty them first.
OPchan... Like putrid death.

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“If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as a Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, 'Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.'”

― Martin Luther King Jr. to a group of students at Barratt Junior High School in Philadelphia on October 26, 1967.

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113177 No. 113177 ID: fec7a2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Tesla makes a stainless steel DeLorean-esque electric truck shaped like a pyramid.
Using a rigid unibody construction of thick stainless steel from Tesla's space plane designs that can take sledgehammer blows without denting very much, as opposed to DeLorean's thin stainless steel over a fiberglass frame that causes that time machine car to fold up into death traps on bad collisions (and if she flips onto her roof, good luck opening those gull-wing doors). Tesla also boasted of their Cybertruck's "bulletproof" windows, but throwing metal balls at the side windows shatters them like any other window, to the derisive laughs of the crowd at the launch demonstration.
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The touchscreen is a huge 17-inches in size, as Tesla ramps up its digital touchpoints and tries to stay ahead of the likes of Ford, which this week confirmed a suspiciously familiar 15in screen for its new Mustang Mach-E electric car.
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The Tesla Cybertruck electric pick-up loaded up a Tesla ATV, but no information was given about that.
>> No. 113183 ID: 79cf2b
> Single Motor Rear-Wheel Drive 250-mile range, 6.5sec 0-60mph $39,900

For truck money, that's pretty reasonable. A half ton Ford or Chevy is in the same ballpark.

Also, it's fucking huge compared to the F150!
>> No. 113184 ID: 36e2c3
  >shatters them like any other window
Automotive side glass is tempered, like in this video. That acted more like laminated windshield glass.
>> No. 113214 ID: 0adccc
I'm mostly curious about how they managed to get it past regulations, from my understanding all cars nowadays are bland and uggo soapbars because of pedestrian crash safety ratings, but the Tesla truck looks like a sword on wheels.

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113211 No. 113211 ID: d4eae7 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Bonjour from FrChan!

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113209 No. 113209 ID: 5c87e8 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
well armed indonesian muslims supplied with professional fighting gear getting turned into life sized voodoo dolls by forest dwelling wild demons. anyone in virginia probably could learn a lot from those papuans, even snuffy smith.

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113192 No. 113192 ID: 6bd11a hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I don't want this to become a blog post, besides it isn't hard to figure out my IRL identity, and I have retained a lawyer for this as it seems clear that my wife was not at fault. Thusly, I may be vauge at times. This is a sort of warning so that other operators, wanna be operators, boogloo-ers, etc. are better prepared in life.

This past Thursday my wife was involved in a pretty horrible car wreck about 1.5m from home. She was on her way home from work when she got tboned and rolled a few times. Long short of everything, she needed to be cut out of the car with a saw and the JoL, and then flown to a hospital about an hour away. Surgury went well, and I should be able to take her home tomorrow. Docs think she will make a full recovery over the next 8 or so weeks.

I have seen some pretty horrible shit in my life. I worked farm labor before the Marine Corps, and saw people lose limbs to machinery there. In the Corps, while I never participated in combat myself, I transported wounded Marines, participated in their care, and handled a couple of dead bodies. In all of those previous times, even when I knew and cared about the victim, I managed to keep my composure and not lose my head.

I got the call about my wife's accident from a number I never saw before, I almost ignored it. When I arrived at the scene, and saw the mangled mess of her car, I couldn't keep my cool. I initially though there was no way she was alive, there wasn't enough car left. Even after I saw she was alive and concious, I couldn't think. EMT had me move out of the area while the firemen cut her out. The closet I got to her the whole time was right before they loaded her on to the helicopter and I got a chance to kiss her.

I didn't go into full hysterics, but I've never lost my cool in a stressful situation like that before...and I've been thinking about that.

If I die before my wife, I have set up a detailed will and set of instructions for both my wife and family. Life insurance will pay off the house and for my cremation, then my wife can go willy nilly witht the left overs. I even stipulated in an attached note that I expect at least 30days of strict victorian styled morning, with a demand that my wife get on tinder after the morning period because she is still alive and I fully expect her to live on and have a real life.

It has never once occured to me, "What if my wife dies first?". When I worked on the farms, I knew it was dangerous work, and I was prepared for that. Same thing with the Corps, I knew Marines can get fucked up and killed, and I was prepared for that. I was not prepared for my wife to get seriously injured or killed. My brain had never once run through that scenario. I was caught with my pants down, and I was useless (although I realize that even if my cool had been kept, the EMTs would have still wanted me out of their way).
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>I expect at least 30 days of strict Victorian styled mourning
Sorry about your wife getting injured in a car crash and please don't take this the wrong way, but have you flipped your lid? Do people in the 21st Century still do that whole "wear black mourning clothes and veils" for displaying shows of grief? And if it's "strict" Victorian-style mourning, then it's for two years for widows. But I recommend you do not emulate the ludicrous mourning or funeral practices of the Victorians. Queen Victoria (granddaughter of mad King George III and Princess Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld) married her cousin Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha in 1840, where their children married into royal and noble families across the continent, spreading hemophilia in European royalty. After Albert's death in 1861, Victoria plunged into deep mourning, wearing black funeral clothes and avoided public appearances. She drove herself nuts with that dour stuff!

Victorian Mourning Etiquette:
Widows were expected to wear full mourning for two years. Everyone else presumably suffered less – for children mourning parents or vice versa the period of time was one year, for grandparents and siblings six months, for aunts and uncles two months, for great uncles and aunts six weeks, for first cousins four weeks. https://www.tchevalier.com/fallingangels/bckgrnd/mourning/

And for more insane Rules And Regulations Of Mourning In The Victorian Era...
>> No. 113194 ID: dcff13
Fuck... I often joke, my wife can do a lot with $400,000. But being the one with the chronic incurable auto-immune disease, she's likely to die first (albeit still decades from now). Honestly not something I've given much thought to either.
I hope your missus has a speedy recovery.
>> No. 113197 ID: 7d76dc
Damn man. Best wishes for the wife.

> I was caught with my pants down, and I was useless (although I realize that even if my cool had been kept, the EMTs would have still wanted me out of their way).

It's ok to lose your shit sometimes. I'm a bawling mess at funerals. I cried when I took my cat to get put down.

Try to stay busy and keep helping the wife. Lay off any alcohol. Going down the path of "what if's" will drive you nuts, so if you feel your mind going that way, watch some youtube fail videos or something.
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At least she's okay. That's all that matters. I would absolutely 100% lose my shit dude.

My wife is the only thing in the world that's truly important to me anymore. People say that they couldn't live without their spouse, but I LITERALLY could not live without her and would go off the deep end.

I've got a big boy deployment coming that I need to have a proper will hashed out for. I don't really trust the automatic "wife gets everything" response I got from one of the post law guys.
>> No. 113208 ID: 136a5b
SCA is the common one, but MS is the other likely option, one of those is a bit scarier than the other.

If it's SCA there is a really promising possibility of treatment with CRISPR in the relatively near future.

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113150 No. 113150 ID: 1731e1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Anyone have a link to or screencaps from that guy who set out to build a ak74 pistol to specifically get 7n6 banned?
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>> No. 113187 ID: 1fa689
I think I remember he was on some dumbshit about trying to convince them it was stupid, which in itself was a fucking stupid idea.
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"What my esteemed colleague just said is very stupid. And he's a stupid person for saying it."
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Arsenal SLR-106 UR pistol in 5.56x45mm NATO.
Anyone used these things?
Fun to fire or range toy oddity?
>> No. 113191 ID: 7b3e57
One of my range buddies had a AK pistol in 7.62x39 with a muzzle brake on it. Holy ballsack was that thing loud. The brake would blast stuff off tables.

No recoil. Fun as hell to shoot. Completely useless.
>> No. 113195 ID: ae0cde
Looks awkward, impractical, even ugly.
I want it.

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113151 No. 113151 ID: 1c025f hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Ok I'm being a bit overly dramatic here, but for the first time since moving to VA (and now currently looking at the prospect of staying in VA for the next 5 or so years; my wife got her dream job at a newspaper and I want to help her cultivate her career like she has helped me) I am actually worried about my 2a and frankly 1a rights (maybe I am just constantly hearing the furthest left craziness related to 1a stuff as I am on a college campus 50% of my waking hours). NPR didn't allieviate my fears this morning. I forsee a lot of frankly asinine bills being pushed through in the name of "common sense" and "social justice".

I guess I need to start buying standard capacity magazines and 80% recievers before all of the fun stuff gets banned/restricted...

On the other side of things I think a full Republican rule wouldn't be much better. Single party rule is never a good thing.
>> No. 113152 ID: 336324
yeah I'm not too enthused about this development
>> No. 113153 ID: 79cf2b
Yep, shit sucks. Every political cycle whoever is in office fucks it up so bad the other side wins the next time.

I'm dealing with California bullshit now. Most of my rifles are disassembled until I can make them "featureless" and gasoline is 2 bux a gallon more than the east coast.
>> No. 113154 ID: ec26c5
GOP fucked this one up. 27 uncontested districts. Even worse, was one of them was a known pedophile. Should have been an easy win, but noooo.

Eyeballying storage in WV just in case.
>> No. 113157 ID: 419c96
I moved to VA not too long ago. Similar deal to OP. Wife got into grad school in the area and fortunately I found it relatively easy to find comparable work. Similar exposure to the college campus and well-to-do environment too but I'm keen to remember that it's a large state and it's major metropolitan areas that typically lean left are few. I don't advocate for either mainstream political party because bipartisanship is a false dichotomy only subscribed to by non-thinkers. I think the Republican-leaning constituents were lulled into a false sense of security by who occupies the White House and the party responsible for preventing that laziness failed to do so.

I've already started looking at investing in more magazines since that always seems to be a "feature" the gun control movement likes to target. I may look to increase my ammunition stock too since there's so much talk of limiting those purchases or making them restricted to FFLs. I may look to invest in more stripped (or 80%) AR lowers to make builds easier in the future without breaking the bank now, but that also assumes uppers don't become controlled. That said, I think I have my bases for AR uppers covered for any possible barrel length and popular caliber but investing in more is a relatively simple way of flexing more capability out of one gun that doesn't show up on "gun purchase" statistics.

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