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>>165747
What is the round with the tiny schmekel?

>>165839
no, happened at an airshit game

>>165847
Judging by the Jewish phrase, I'm assuming it's meant to be .50 AE.

Get an E-Cig and quit. One of my professors smoked more than a pack a day for decades, and now, she uses the E-Cig and is happy with it. She's also happy she's no longer inhaling carcinogens.

Every time you light up, you're shaving minutes off your life. Don't smoke.

>>165841

We can't get the lucky snus here in the states, unfortunately. We can, however, get the Romeo y Julietas and the Monte Cristos.

Dear tobacco teetotalers,

I like smoking and don't care what you think about the matter. Everyone knows it's bad for you. You will not change my opinion on the matter so don't even try.

Thanks,
Danderdude


Dear OP,

That sucks. I splurged on a pack of Luckies once, $7.25 iirc. I was thoroughly unimpressed.

I smoke Drum Halfzware Shag now. A 5.3oz can (enough for 200 unfiltered smokes or 230 filtered) is $31 here. A Zig Zag handroller is $2 and will last you 800 cigs until the seam begins to fray. Some superglue will double the life of the belt. A bag of 200 filters is $1.50, so total carton price comes to $35. Papers are included in the can.

Drum Halfzware is earthier and smoother than any cig tobacco I've ever had. No irritation, no cough. Your mileage may vary. I strongly suggest you try it.

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>>165799

Sounds great! I'll talk to ol' Georgie.

Both Russia and US has lost multiple nukes before, presumably other nuclear powers too

Chemical and biological weapons have been around for a lot longer and are not viewed with the same top priority as nukes

Don't worry guys, you can't take soap on planes and we're keeping a mosque out of NYC, so we're totally safe from terrorism. Ignore those unsupervised smorgasbords of chemical weapons.

>>165826
>oh rly? you think it is advisable to give a 6 six yearold unsupervised access to something that if misused can quite happily kill someone?

Hell no, I don't want to give 6 year-olds access to gay sex!

>>165777
I can't even find a picture that sums up how mad you are, so this'll have to do.

>>165845

>>165788

we will keep drinking, after that we all go to a titty bar?

>>165791

>No offense FPOP, but don't you have capital starting letters in Iran (serious question, I'd like to know)?

thats actually my bad, will try to improve, thanks for the heads up

>Also, do you have stuff like night clubs, bars, strip clubs or porn shops (underground or otherwise)?

>nightclub

not as far as I know, but there are some really strange shit that I can't even begin to tell that happens in this country, you see specially in capital city, Tehran, the fap between social classes is... how shall I put it, wider than grand fuckign canyon, the best version I heard that really say it all in shortest manner possible is "Tehran is a city where in the up north(uptown) you can live in 2015 and down south(southtown, or downtown, in our language doesn't imply city's center rather it implies the poorer and more traditional part of town) somebody might be living in early 19th century. although private parties, ranging from really civil meetings to dance night for youth to some sorta drug party with the ex being the light weight of the night to some really weird shit that might be found in some eatern european underground brothel where you pay someone to take a dump on your chest as another is making small cuts on your skin... some happen, some have police happen to them, some are misunderstood by Ministry of Intelligence for "an organized effort by worldwide zionist entities to spread satanism among our faithful and innocent youth", believe it or not IR DOES in fact believe there is some sorta large organized entity with sole purpose of spreading satansim in the world working in background with governments of west, I can't beging to describe how many times simple underground rock groups were arrested and were seen as satanists because of their look and some weird shit jewlery they had on at the time of arrest...

>bars

well yeah, it's called FPoP's.

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>>165823
>thats actually my bad, will try to improve, thanks for the heads up
And then you proceed to fill four paragraphs without a single starting capital letter.
I lol'd.
It's not that I have anything against it, in fact I can almost always ID your post simply by the lack of capitalized letters, I just thought it might be different in Iran because you use fucking sign language and shit (compared to our letter language... or something).

>but his children when turned 16 ot 17 ot 18 or some day in their youth want to experience some of the stuff they might see on MTV, god bless satelites...
How great is the 'connection' between Iran and American/the west?
Is it like women in Burkas (or hijabs?) walking the streets like some shitty copy of Night of the Living Dead, or do you have McDs on every corner, computers, American television and the likes?

>(which considering our %90 import tax and side costs can cost nearly a million dollar)
Only 90%?
If you want to import ANYTHING here in Denmark, you'll get 50% VAT, some import tax and if a motor vehicle 200% registration tax.
Everybody's driving fucking 4 door sedans, but if you go 200 miles south and enter Germany, everybody's driving fucking Porsches, BMWs and Audis.

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>>165533
Wow, she kind of looks like my cat from that angle.

>>165760
laser pointer and small animals are so much when used together

>>165614
FUCK YEEEEEAAAR TRAILER PARK BOYS!

Wow, we really DO care.

When I was gunless everyone at the opchan AZ shoot let me use any gun I asked to use, that was great. I even made sure to bring some wheat thins and chips for BNF because he's a vegetarian. It was like 8 hours of being absolute bros. Telling stories and jokes, exploding weaboo melons with some good old .303



I love this site.

>>165805

Fuck year, that's what I love about this place. I went to the first OK shoot, and despite my inevitable awkward feelings, everybody was bro as fuck.

And like, hypothetically speaking, we might give BNF some shit about being vegetarian or whatever, but most of us would be cool about it, and he would likely be cool with it.

And for fuck's sake, one of us bought me a goddamn pizza for no reason at all! It doesn't get any cooler than that!

If, post-SHTF, any of you faggots happens to be STALKING around Tulsa, OK when you see some fucking fairy sporting an FS2K, an ascot and a safari jacket... just let me know you're OPERATOR. I'll have your fucking back 'til the end.

I've always been a stranger to my family... The only friends I've ever had have been... compatriots, at least in my mind... You guys... you're different. Sounds gay as hell, even in my head, but... this is like a second family to me, one with which I actually share some common ground. And of course we jump halfway up each others' asses at the slightest provocation; but hey, what's family for, huh? lol...

>>165815
>And of course we jump halfway up each others' asses at the slightest provocation; but hey, what's family for, huh? lol...
>jump halfway up each others' asses
>up each others' asses

YOU CALLING US GAY, BOY?

I watched a show last night that brought up a very good point on extraterrestrial life.

What we've been doing with space exploration is akin to taking a glass of water from the ocean, and looking in it. If there are no fish in it, some may go ahead and make the assumption that there are no fish in the entire ocean. But that assumption is flawed, because we just don't have enough data to back it up.

>>165781
Now we know.

>can you take me away from all these faggots

>>165699

A Wazzufag in my OpChan? Awesome.

Although I already graduated.

Won against Purdue, not too shabby.

Brian Kelly seems a good fit so far.

>>165696

>>165725
>You win the analogy competition, as first place prize you will be sent a hazelnut which is very valued by squirrels

Your sarcasm does not make the observation any less true.

I like to use analogies because they make a more complex idea easier to communicate when dealing with simpletons.

>>165757
It's not sarcasm

>>165762

My fualt. You threw me off with that part about the squirrels.