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109071 No. 109071 ID: 13f512 Stickied hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Tell me what features you want to see on a new, improved Opchan.

I already have a big ol' list, and the platforms we're considering already do some things, but I want to hear your wildest imageboard fantasies.

I'm not really going to be addressing whether or not they're feasible here, but I am reading everything.
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>> No. 110765 ID: 073845
>>110757

That would be a useful tool for the user, not sure if it's feasible to work in to the site itself but that'd be a great add-on
>> No. 110811 ID: c01760
We're planning on sticking with LynxChan's thread-wise poster IDs, now. You'll be able to tell one OPERATOR apart from another within the context of a single thread, but the same OPERATOR will be assigned different poster IDs in different threads. This will allow a greater degree of anonymity for people who want it than we currently have here while avoiding the confusion inherent in trying to have a conversation with multiple anons without any kind of ID system.


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109518 No. 109518 ID: 19518e Stickied hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Been a while since we had us a good roll call. I'm sure some old trips lurk here, would be nice to hear if they're still alive.

to keep things interesting, it would be great to have a thread for all the old copypasta. Like shooting girl scouts delivering cookies, Peter Cottontail "get your fucking weapon if you don't want to die" Easter pasta, any of the old Opie stuff whatever it includes.

I got a couple I'll be posting, feel free to join in.
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>> No. 110624 ID: 0ad63a
>>110623
How'd your little scooty cart turn out?
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>>110624
Pretty damn awesome


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  Bring it on Harvey, you wont make a Dent in my morale!
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>> No. 110791 ID: bf333d
>>110764
>I overheard some of them talking about long term storage. They didn't seem smart enough to know it spoils and to add stabilizers.

Kinda depends on what they meant with long term storage.
>> No. 110806 ID: e266a3
So Texan operators, what was your barbecue count during Harvey?

Also Caseless, orange you glad you came to Arizoner?
>> No. 110819 ID: c01760
>>110779
For 26 and ⅔ butt sexes. Literally expecting people to get butt-fucked for $38.10-worth of fuel. Hopefully he's one of those Craigslist users who gets murdered.
>> No. 110826 ID: 890994
>>110806
Absolutely. Most chill hurricane season ever. For me, at least.
>> No. 110898 ID: a9b539
>>110659

I sass you, hoopy frood. You're clearly a man who knows where his towel is.


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110867 No. 110867 ID: b02069 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Is it just me or does the flag of Tennessee look like it's from some post-colonial microstate in the Bangladesh-Indochina-Indonesia region? Probably Maoist or a similar homegrown ideology.
>> No. 110870 ID: 5af259
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Sounds in line with the politics
>> No. 110876 ID: 13f512
for some reason I always think of Burma. It's the color scheme I think.
>> No. 110886 ID: d64ad6
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The flag of the state of Colorado looks like a red Pac-Man eating a dot.
>> No. 110887 ID: c01760
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>>110867
Looks like you got a counterfeit flag, there.
>> No. 110897 ID: 5af259
>>110887
Sad that its a thing but very true.


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108836 No. 108836 ID: 4fbdeb hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
>Be me a couple weeks ago
>Boss wants me to take a look at his wife's car
>Yeah OK.
>It's a 2010 Dodge Caliber
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Water pump is weeping
>Radiator cap is puking all over the place
>Oh and he wants an oil change too
>Look it over
>Engine has a timing chain, not a belt
>Water pump is run by the serpentine belt
>It's way better than '90s Chryslers
>The Germans actually improved Chrysler
>Surprised.png

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>> No. 110880 ID: d64ad6
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This reminds me of a case where a law banning offensive words on garments (a "fuck the draft" T-shirt) was ruled unconstitutional as an abridgment to the freedom of speech. Georgia had a law forbidding it and was told to strike it from their books, but the moron legislature kept it. Later, a police officer was having lunch in his car and reading up on the Georgia criminal code and saw this law banning obscene words on garments and them immediately saw a person walking down the street with a T-shirt with the word "fuck" written on it. The cop arrested the person and was later in trouble for making an unlawful arrest even though it was a good faith act assuming that the law was valid. The US Supreme Court subsequently had to order the Georgia legislature to strike all overturned laws from their books.
>> No. 110888 ID: c01760
>>110875
Do you think I'm a communist?
>> No. 110893 ID: d64ad6
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>>110888
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States, Senseless?
>> No. 110895 ID: c01760
>>110893
No, but I did peek into a Communist Party meeting hall in Italy once. They had a lot of red furniture. "Oh, yeah. Real original. A+ interior design."
>> No. 110896 ID: d64ad6
  >>110895
If you want to work with fabrics and interior design, then don't bother with Eye-tie commies, you want to join the Durham Light Infantry.
Monty Python Sketch - Episode 30 https://youtu.be/JEJuGEFAYLU


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109700 No. 109700 ID: bc78c2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Dunno if i showed you guys yet but i made a Bluetooth enabled guitar
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>> No. 109705 ID: bc78c2
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Used a rosewood knob as on off and volume control.leds for power, Bluetooth, and charging
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>> No. 110890 ID: 360fc6
That's pretty fucking cool.
>> No. 110894 ID: f2172d
Neat. Does it mine bitcoins as well?


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110891 No. 110891 ID: d64ad6 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
SATURN—Breaking apart as it plunged through the heat and crushing pressure of the planet’s atmosphere, sources said Friday that the Cassini probe realized far too late that its entire 20-year mission to Saturn had been a setup all along. “Those assholes!” the spacecraft reportedly screamed, now fully aware that the “backstabbing fucks” at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory had directed it to plummet toward the planet at 77,000 mph to disintegrate. “They told me we’d meet up to refuel at a rendezvous point out near Alpha Centauri A—I’m such an idiot! They were just using me this whole time for my cosmic dust analysis and magnetosphere imaging. I mean, I delivered the Huygens probe to Titan for you, you bastards! You lying scientist bastards!” At press time, communications from Cassini had gone totally silent, prompting everyone at mission control to burst into applause.
http://www.theonion.com/article/cassini-probe-realizes-too-late-was-setup-all-alon-56949
>> No. 110892 ID: d64ad6
  How the treacherous, cynical swine at NASA set up the Cassini probe for their nefarious purposes:
PBS NOVA Cassini Saturn Mission Documentary 2017 https://youtu.be/xMO5rU032l8


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110450 No. 110450 ID: aadd02 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
http://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2017/07/31/african-american-women-guns

Heard this interview yesterday while in the car. Firearm instructor Marchelle Tigner handles the expected liberal orthodoxy like a pro.
>> No. 110889 ID: 360fc6
Good.


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108197 No. 108197 ID: 192d20 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Reality TV clown is president, post your feels
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>> No. 110834 ID: d64ad6
  Well, 9/11 came and went under the Trump administration and he still did not tell us "who really knocked down the World Trade Center" that he promised in February, 2016.

DONALD TRUMP: "We went after Iraq, they did not knock down the World Trade Center. It wasn’t the Iraqis that knocked down the World Trade Center, we went after Iraq, we decimated the country, Iran’s taking over, okay.
But it wasn’t the Iraqis, you will find out who really knocked down the World Trade Center. Because they have papers in there that are very secret, you may find it’s the Saudis, okay? But you will find out.
But when I look at a guy like Lindsey Graham, you’ll end up being over in that war forever, you’ll start World War Three."
Trump: "You will find out who really knocked down the World Trade Center" https://youtu.be/j-7bxI_XOoQ

As a presidential candidate, Donald Trump ventured far beyond the norms of political behavior when it came to the 9/11 terrorist attacks — blaming George W. Bush for failing to prevent the deadly assault and trafficking in bogus conspiracy theories about Muslims cheering the tragedy from rooftops of New Jersey.

Booed for deriding Bush for the 9/11 attacks, Trump told a debate audience that he “lost hundreds of friends” on the WTC attacks. Trump did not respond to requests from The Daily Beast to name who those friends were, or if the statement was indeed hyperbolic. Trump did not attend any funerals of the WTC victims.

The day the Twin Towers fell, Trump was speaking to radio station WWOR when he veered off to brag about his nearby 71-storey skyscraper, claiming the new title of highest building in Lower Manhattan.

Shortly after the attack, Trump claimed $150,000 from the government to cover “rent loss” and “repairs”. The money had originally been set aside for small businesses in the area.
>> No. 110843 ID: c01760
  The DMT Moment - JRE Toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq0TP6WpyBs
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>> No. 110884 ID: 3e9aae
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SON DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I GOT 306 ELECTORAL VOTES?
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>>110884


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110830 No. 110830 ID: 649f2c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>russian shills and neo-nazis think Russia isn't promoting islamism when their capital building is LITERALLY A MOSQUE
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>> No. 110850 ID: d64ad6
  Agni Parthene - Valaam Brethren Choir https://youtu.be/C7vvPXz-Qes
Hymn for Mother of God of St.Nectarius of Aegina in church-slavonic.
St.Sergius & Herman of Valaam church.
Valaam. Russia. 1998.
Album "The Northern Athos". 1995.
>> No. 110851 ID: d64ad6
  Praise the Lord - Sergei Rachmaninov https://youtu.be/oYvw7jm-lsw
Blagoslovi, dushe moya or Praise the Lord from Sergei Rachmaninov performed by the USSR Ministry of Culture Chamber Choir.
>> No. 110853 ID: 3caa6d
>>110846
I was solicting joke responses. But now it's too late.
>> No. 110860 ID: 3e9aae
>>110847
>I was hoping the answer would be Orthodox Russian liturgical chants.

No that's the music they play while they legally beat their wives.
>> No. 110882 ID: 3c7810
Terrified Russian police refuse to disperse unauthorized rallies of Russian Muslims calling for the deaths of Buddhists over Myanmar killings. Kadyrov says if he had the power to nuke anyone who harms Muslims he'd do it.
http://politcom.ru/22739.html


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