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110891 No. 110891 ID: d64ad6 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
SATURN—Breaking apart as it plunged through the heat and crushing pressure of the planet’s atmosphere, sources said Friday that the Cassini probe realized far too late that its entire 20-year mission to Saturn had been a setup all along. “Those assholes!” the spacecraft reportedly screamed, now fully aware that the “backstabbing fucks” at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory had directed it to plummet toward the planet at 77,000 mph to disintegrate. “They told me we’d meet up to refuel at a rendezvous point out near Alpha Centauri A—I’m such an idiot! They were just using me this whole time for my cosmic dust analysis and magnetosphere imaging. I mean, I delivered the Huygens probe to Titan for you, you bastards! You lying scientist bastards!” At press time, communications from Cassini had gone totally silent, prompting everyone at mission control to burst into applause.
http://www.theonion.com/article/cassini-probe-realizes-too-late-was-setup-all-alon-56949
>> No. 110892 ID: d64ad6
  How the treacherous, cynical swine at NASA set up the Cassini probe for their nefarious purposes:
PBS NOVA Cassini Saturn Mission Documentary 2017 https://youtu.be/xMO5rU032l8


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110830 No. 110830 ID: 649f2c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>russian shills and neo-nazis think Russia isn't promoting islamism when their capital building is LITERALLY A MOSQUE
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>> No. 110850 ID: d64ad6
  Agni Parthene - Valaam Brethren Choir https://youtu.be/C7vvPXz-Qes
Hymn for Mother of God of St.Nectarius of Aegina in church-slavonic.
St.Sergius & Herman of Valaam church.
Valaam. Russia. 1998.
Album "The Northern Athos". 1995.
>> No. 110851 ID: d64ad6
  Praise the Lord - Sergei Rachmaninov https://youtu.be/oYvw7jm-lsw
Blagoslovi, dushe moya or Praise the Lord from Sergei Rachmaninov performed by the USSR Ministry of Culture Chamber Choir.
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>>110846
I was solicting joke responses. But now it's too late.
>> No. 110860 ID: 3e9aae
>>110847
>I was hoping the answer would be Orthodox Russian liturgical chants.

No that's the music they play while they legally beat their wives.
>> No. 110882 ID: 3c7810
Terrified Russian police refuse to disperse unauthorized rallies of Russian Muslims calling for the deaths of Buddhists over Myanmar killings. Kadyrov says if he had the power to nuke anyone who harms Muslims he'd do it.
http://politcom.ru/22739.html


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110836 No. 110836 ID: 6fa4f0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
>Cory has not been getting along with her step daughter Kacey lately. She asked her husband for some advice before he went to work and he suggested she take her out for a girls day out. While she was talking outside , Kacey's man Bruce was hiding in the bushes checking her out with his camera lusting over her. Corey went back inside to see if she could get Kacey to go out with her. She was on the phone with bruce the whole time and flat out said no to her. Cory took off to run some errands and thats when Bruce came right in to fuck Kacey. They were not going at it for long before Cory returned unexpectedly to see them fucking right in the living room. She hid behind a corner and checked them out while she started playing with herself. This hot ass MILF Cory then barged in on them and proposed she suck and fuck Bruce while Kacey ate her pussy or she would tell her dad on her. Bruce was all about it but Kacey was a little hesitant. It did not matter cause Cory was too busy getting her way. Dont miss this smoking hot MILF show her step daughter and boyfriend what a real pro can do in the sack.
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>> No. 110862 ID: a7b658
>>110861
its funny because he's usually the one railing Russia/Putin/Trump etc. in pretty much all his posts.

Maybe the Kremlin is playing the long game with this one.
>> No. 110864 ID: 278cbe
  >>110862
>Maybe the Kremlin is playing the long game with this one.
Really hard to see how nobody yet suggested that his account has been hacked by Russians.

This really shows how steerable the american society has become, and how little it cares for itself. DO they really still believe that they retain their "freedom", "safety", "individuality"? Seeing the American politics which confuses internal affairs with external, makes it hard to believe. In fact, it makes it hard to see if they believe in anything.
>> No. 110865 ID: 5c87e8
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Really does seem like textbook character assassination to me. @tedcruz is a verified account, which means that all posts require a confirmation step from the account holder before they go public. TC would have had to confirm the accidental porn post. Seems like a funny accident to make twice.
Regardless the obviousness falseness of the event, it will likely have a substantial negative affect on Cruz's political future. Thats how character assassination works.
>> No. 110866 ID: f9ff99
>>110864
Why would the Russians go after their own agents?
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110839 No. 110839 ID: 4ae9a1 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2017/09/12/womans-torso-found-floating-near-oshawa-harbour.html

Durham police said they’re treating the discovery of a woman’s torso – found floating near Oshawa Harbour last night – as suspicious.

Const. George Tudos said the torso was found in Lake Ontario by a fisherman at around 8:30 p.m. Monday evening.

Police said in a release on Tuesday that officers found “signs of trauma” on the torso at the scene.

Tudos added that the homicide unit has been called in to investigate, as well as the Coroner’s office.

Tudos said officers will be checking missing-persons reports in the area to try and identify the woman.

“We are looking into it,” he said.

According to police, the torso will undergo a post-mortem examination in Toronto on Tuesday. It isn’t clear when the results will be released.
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110822 No. 110822 ID: 688de2 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
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>> No. 110833 ID: 6ca38e
>>110822
Shit's kinda wild. That fire is maybe an hour outside of Portland. City and surrounding area spent about a week choked up on the smoke. Air Quality Index was up into 300 for most of that. Which is less than ideal.

Hopefully the weather continues to cooperate. Although I can't say as I'd mind TOO much if Portland burned down.
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110739 No. 110739 ID: 783f6d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Halloween shit and horror movies are everywhere, this is truly my favorite time of year. I personally keep it going past Christmas because Christmas sucks.

Do you all have any Halloween plans? I plan on dressing up as Kruger here.
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>>110799
That would take some major Hollywood level of make-up and facial prosthetics but damned if it wouldn't look cool.

The vest in >>110748 kinda looks like the vest used in Transformers, maybe the airsoft version with a few modifications would be a decent base to start with.

http://www.redwolfairsoft.com/redwolf/airsoft/Combat_Gear_Vests_TMC_Cosplay_TF3_Vest_BK.htm

Probably the exoskeleton and other stuff should be incredibly easy to put together. I'd say probably the hardest thing would be finding the correct camo pattern but if you don't about being too accurate you could substitute like some faded ass multicam.

Here's some decent pictures of Krugers outfit and gear including some break downs and a pretty clear shot of his uniform.

https://thepropstop.wordpress.com/2013/12/16/the-elysium-story-agent-kruger-desert-attire/
>> No. 110814 ID: 7ca229
>>110805
I could do it, but it wouldn't be a facial prosthetic. That damage be too deep.

The camo is fairly easy, Neil Blomkamp loves his SA gear. The exo suit is deceptively hard if you want it to look half decent. There are a lot of moving parts.

Thank you for the info sir. For my PT short costume, I'm going to greet everyone at the door with "yew want some beeah?! Come, boet!"
>> No. 110825 ID: f5c3ed
Plaid flannel jacket, jeans + suspenders, boots and a beanie for a simple lumberjack costume. My GF and I will take her little cousin trick or treating like we did last year.
>> No. 110827 ID: 0e8e6d
>>110814
Okay, camo is only easy if I buy a fucking roll of it. I know someone that can sew it though.

Fffffffuck. At least this year's costume has me half naked.
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>At least this year's costume has me half naked.


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110794 No. 110794 ID: 324205 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
What's the point of all these dead boards?
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>> No. 110803 ID: 5bf26c
>>110794
It's opchan, we do what we want.
>> No. 110807 ID: 13f512
we already did a board consolidation. Right now we are focusing on the new software/server which is taking longer than anticipated because kusaba a shit.
>> No. 110808 ID: b73b92
>>110807
>The owner of a formerly popular and busy website once again telling the few remaining end users that they can't have what they want because things "have to be done my way"

I remember back when BTDT had taclink and you people wouldn't shut up about how he was too strict and too much of a hardass & did listen, but it seems like you're not that interested in what the ever shrinking group that still posts here says they want either.
Websites come and go, but moderators never change
>> No. 110809 ID: 7dd8ba
>>110808
>"have to be done my way"

mmmmmmm, no.

There was a poll on what boards to keep, and which to dump.
So it was 100% what the users wanted.
>> No. 110810 ID: 13f512
>>110808

ugh quit trolling. There's no point consolidating the boards further now, we can address it after migrating to a non-broken server.


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110740 No. 110740 ID: 0c0f28 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
So just finished my first week of my classes at Virginia Tech. AMA
>> No. 110741 ID: fbfadf
Big step. How's it feel?
>> No. 110742 ID: 13f512
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pic related, it's you.
>> No. 110743 ID: 0c0f28
  >>110741
Good. Much faster pace than community college or my first go around at a real 4 year school when I was much younger.
Only bad feel is when I look at my bank account. Have about 5k in scholarship money to be refunded back to me but according to the Bursar it could take all semester for it to get to me as I have to wait for the VA to actually pay them first. In the mean time the money is mostly already spent on Forestry tools, books, and general supplies.

>>110742
I'm a great car not sold in the US due to draconian emissions laws and a skewed public perception of diesel vehicles?
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Yeah it is true...


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110766 No. 110766 ID: d64ad6 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Lasers! I have read for the past few years of some new development in aircraft lasers that are proving to be effective. Something called a "liquid Laser" that can keep firing without extensive cooling and generating equipment and only weighs around 750 pounds. The Air Force wanted this installed in the new AC-130 gunship instead of the old 105mm howitzer and more recently articles have been published about how plans are underway to mount these small lasers on drones and combat vehicles. Previously, the Air Force and the Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency spent billions of dollars putting a laser on the nose of the 747 jetliner that would be used to shoot down ballistic missiles, but it did not work well and the project was canceled in 2012. Air defense lasers have been tested and even fielded on warships and others are being tested.

The High Energy Liquid Laser Area Defense System (HELLADS), is a Counter-RAM system under development that will use a powerful (150 kW) laser to shoot down rockets, missiles, artillery shells and mortars. The initial system will be demonstrated from a static ground based installation, but in order to eventually be integrated on an aircraft, design requirements are maximum weight of 750 kg (1,650 lb) and maximum envelope of 2 cubic meters (70.6 feet3). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Energy_Liquid_Laser_Area_Defense_System

The Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) program was a US military program to mount a high energy laser weapon on an aircraft, initially the AC-130 gunship, for use against ground targets in urban or other areas where minimizing collateral damage is important. The laser was a 100 kilowatt-class chemical oxygen iodine laser (COIL). It was expected to have a tactical range of approximately twenty kilometers and weigh about 5,000–7,000 kg. This program is distinct from the Airborne Laser, which was a much larger system designed to destroy enemy missiles in the boost phase. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Tactical_Laser
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The Marines Want to Put Lasers on the F-35 - The Corps wants all attack planes equipped with laser weapons.
A general responsible for equipping the U.S. Marine Corps would like to put a weapon laser on pretty much every Corps aircraft, including the F-35B Joint Strike Fighter. The Marines would like to take advantage of a broader push by the air services—particularly the U.S. Air Force—to deploy laser weapons by the early 2020s.

U.S. Marine Corps Lt. General Robert Walsh, commanding general of the Corps' Combat Development Command, told reporters earlier this week lasers are "where we want to go." He specifically mentioned the Marines' KC-130 Harvest Hawk tanker/gunship, F-35B Joint Strike Fighter, and the AH-1Z attack helicopter.

The desire to put a weapon laser on the KC-130 Harvest Hawk dovetails nicely with the Air Force Special Operations Command's desire to put a laser on AC-130 "Ghostrider" gunships by 2020. The Air Force is first working on the defensive uses of a laser: shooting down surface to air missiles. Once the service masters self defense, it will move to develop the weapon for offensive uses. http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a22677/marines-weapon-laser-f-35/
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Defense contractor General Atomics has developed a 150 kilowatt laser, the Gen 3 High Energy Laser, that is entirely self-contained in a 12-by-4-by-2-foot box. Such a system could be sled-loaded onto a AC-130 or KC-130, which would provide power for the laser. The Air Force Research Laboratory is working on an even smaller version, required to be the size of a 600 gallon fuel drop tank—also about twelve feet long, but narrower.

There are a number of advantages to laser weapons. One, is that they can be fired for pennies per shot—as opposed to a cost of $420,000 per AIM-9X Sidewinder—with power provided by the aircraft itself. Lasers are also silent and, under good weather conditions virtually invisible, making the attacking plane more difficult to detect from the ground. Finally, lasers can be used to disable rather than destroy, burning out a truck, helicopter or boat's engine and rendering it inoperable.

It's important to point out, as Breaking Defense does, that there's no money for the Marines' laser dreams. Neither is there a timetable. But weapons under development for the Air Force, which does have the money, could be rapidly assimilated by the Marines once fully developed. If the Air Force gets its gunship laser by 2020, the Marines would merely have to adapt it to their version of the C-130—a process that likely won't take long at all. Ditto for the drop tank-sized laser.
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Well... this sounds more promising since the last item I read about the guns on the F-35... in that they could not get the Gatling guns working and it would take them years to fix this problem on that money dumpster fire of an airplane.
>> No. 110770 ID: 3e9aae
  >>110769
Gun on the Alpha has been functional for a while now, and the Beta/Charlie gunpod was finished earlier this year.

Of course A) missiles work way better than they did in the 60s now, and B) they only carry 180 and 220 rounds respectively, which is basically a couple bursts of largely ineffective smoke and noise that's more likely to hit British/Canadian infantry instead.


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110722 No. 110722 ID: f96b90 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
After a recent incident where I was charged more than I paid because an error in understanding I decided I need a new way to fill in the tip spot. I was thinking of just writing NO TIP in large bold letters from now on.
tl;dr is $/0.00 looks like $10.00 which is understandable.
But how do you fill the Tip line in to avoid confusion, misunderstandings and even fraud?
I gave her a cash tip, but not $10 for messing up my drink order twice
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When I buy take-away and not leaving a tip, I typically write a slash through the tip line.
>> No. 110726 ID: fbfadf
You just write "cash". Jesus Christ, man.
>> No. 110729 ID: 9d2de9
>>110726
So I write "cash" even when tipping with card?
Makes sense matey.
>> No. 110730 ID: fbfadf
>>110729
OP specified a cash tip.
>> No. 110750 ID: 9dcda2
>>110722
Slash for no tip (carry out)

"CASH" for cash tip.

$2-5 based on 20% round up.


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