I hope you weren't buying Monster energy drinks for Mother's Day.
As I have stated many times, no matter what the occasion, booze satisfies!

Alcoholic Parent Easy To Shop For
SIESTA KEY, FL—Saying that it was simple and straightforward to locate a gift that their mother would enjoy, the children of alcoholic Alison Cassidy confirmed Friday that she was pretty easy to shop for. “It’s cool that we don’t have to get stressed out running around to a bunch of different shops when we can just duck into the liquor store and arrive at her house with the perfect present,” said Lance Cassidy, 24, telling reporters that he knew his mother would love anything he picked out with an ABV of 20 percent or higher. “Of course, all of us kids try and find some special booze that she has an emotional connection to, but at the end of the day, I know she’d be just as happy with a huge plastic bottle of Popov as some finely aged small-batch bourbon as long as it came from us and will get her absolutely shitfaced.” Cassidy added that he and his siblings faced significantly greater challenges shopping for their father who almost always exchanged whatever they gave him for cash to feed his gambling addiction. https://www.theonion.com/alcoholic-parent-easy-to-shop-for-1825963285

  For house or beach parties, my friends and I made cheap "jungle juice" and here's a typical recipe:
Booze on a Budget - The $40 Jungle Juice - Tipsy Bartender https://youtu.be/W404U8I4a10
$40 JUNGLE JUICE
3 (1.75L) Vodka
1 Gal. Hawaiian Punch
1 (2L) Lemonade
1 (2L) Pink Lemonade
1 Gal. Citrus Punch
4 Oranges

  >>112114
Maybe the Polish Monster energy drink has more Satan in it?
Woman says why she believes Monster Energy drinks are from Satan - Daily Mail https://youtu.be/TjB3dO6hVwc
A BMX champion has dropped Monster Energy as his sponsors because, he says, their logo and advertising are unchristian. Two-time X-Games gold medalist and newly minted Mormon Colton Satterfield (pictured left and right) announced last week that he was ditching Monster Energy drink. 'The decision was not a light one by any means,' he said in a statement. 'I regret something seemingly so small, to some, as logos and various marketing, has to divide us; but I know it is the correct decision for me.' It's unclear what disturbed him about the logo (inset), but some Christian conspiracy theorists say that the claw mark symbol represents the Hebrew letter 'vav' three times. Since 'vav' means six, the logo theoretically spells '666' - the number of Satan.

>>112114
Shouldn't be any more different than one White Spirit from another. The licensed products are produced by same standard, plus there's a different package for every region of distribution.

>>112117
I wonder if there's any Christian energy drinks out there, except for traditional ones.

>Hebrew letter
As if it wasn't enough of a hint in the slogan.

New Monster Energy Defibrillator Touts 1,200 Volts Delivered Straight To Heart
CORONA, CA—Boasting that their edgy new product was intended “solely for hardcore adrenaline junkies who want to grab life by the balls,” Monster Energy unveiled Friday their new defibrillator, a black-and-acid-green portable recreational unit they claim is capable of delivering 1,200 volts straight to the heart. “This is a product meant for the active consumer who starts their workday, their night out, and their weekend like goddamn Frankenstein,” Monster CEO Rodney Sacks said in an introductory video, which also claimed that each 50-amp serving packs enough current to “unleash the beast” and permanently damage the central nervous systems of poseurs. “Slap our Monster-brand saline electrode gel on the pads, slap the pads on your chest, and slap your heart across its bitch face. Whether you’re at work, the gym, or the club, the Monster Defibrillator only needs 10 milliseconds to make you feel like Genghis Khan fucking a yeti. For that extra kick, mix with vodka.” At press time, specialists at Corona Medical Center said Sacks was expected to recover completely from the extensive arc burns to his organs and spinal column. https://www.theonion.com/new-monster-energy-defibrillator-touts-1-200-volts-deli-1825951753

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>>112104
>i'm not mad! i'm not mad!

>This video contains content from VICE YouTube Network, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.

Behold the antifa race, defeated by media theft protection rules (this is way, way weaker than being defeated in the physical world because of the intangibility of digital media).

>>108706
Then quit being scared and buy one. Putting two mirrors at a right angle isn't the same thing. For one you have a giant seam down your face. The pointing finger isn't the moon: the experience is not the mirror itself but you can't have the experience a Truemirror provides by "looking it up".

>>108723
> $200

https://www.amazon.com/True-Mirror-12-Inches-Black/dp/B0083PLA3K/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1487282808&sr=8-1&keywords=true+mirror

Beside the "Woah cool mirror" any other use for them?

I just want to point out that you get the same effect by turning on your webcam and opening a view window to it: Your un-flipped face.

>>108791
True, though you can't make eye contact with yourself doing that.

>>108708
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For God's sake, /pol,/ please take over.

>>111881
Did you know that if your'e hand is bigger than your face you have anal cancser?

>>111883
$20 says pic was a russian troll. We already know how hard they harped on BLM.

>>111885
da comrad, everrybuddy u no like is da russkie trollolol.

>>111885
Funnily enough that one turns out to have been a fraud scheme by a right-wing union in Australia. So perhaps one of the few instances when russia dindoo.
http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/09/technology/fake-black-lives-matter-facebook-page/
>For at least a year, the biggest page on Facebook purporting to be part of the Black Lives Matter movement was a scam with ties to a middle-aged white man in Australia, a review of the page and associated accounts and websites conducted by CNN shows.

>The page, titled simply "Black Lives Matter," had almost 700,000 followers on Facebook, more than twice as many as the official Black Lives Matter page. It was tied to online fundraisers that brought in at least $100,000 that supposedly went to Black Lives Matter causes in the U.S. At least some of the money, however, was transferred to Australian bank accounts, CNN has learned.

>Fundraising campaigns associated with the Facebook page were suspended by PayPal and Patreon after CNN contacted each of the companies for comment. Donorbox and Classy had already removed the campaigns.

>The discovery raises new questions about the integrity of Facebook's platform and the content hosted there. In the run-up to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's testimony before Congress this week, Facebook has announced plans to make the people running large pages verify their identity and location. But it's not clear that the change would affect this page: Facebook has not said what information about page owners it will disclose to the public -- and, presented with CNN's findings, Facebook initially said the page didn't violate its "Community Standards."

Nah. Pretty sure it's just all just a coincidence.

>>109468
>hammer and sickle
>left
That is a wrong left. I think you meant to say "communism".

>star and crescent
Not even Islamic originally, it's Ottoman.

>$$$
Wtf is this even.

>What do these three things have in common?
Bewildering stupidity.

it is a coincidence

>violently athiest totalitarians
>islam
>allies

lol.

its the jews
fuck you serv

wow do you think that a there might be compromising material out there on a guy who used to pal around with dennis hastert and has and outbreak hpv warts on his face?

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I saw this at a traveling exhibition of Art Deco cars. There was a lot of super cool, super rare stuff there.

>>112048
Obvious amateur photography.

There was a lot of cool stuff in this exhibit.

cube on top of a rectangle was here
art deco is a fag

yah I'm aware of the captcha problem. We're still working on migrating to a new site software which would address that.

As for shills, who wants to be an /n/ only mod?

Recently.. it does seem like /n/ could use some moderation. If anybody really cares for this (half-)dead site.

>>111952
see even the guy who would be banned supports it.

>"no guys operatorchan is too small for russian shills so we don't need to do anything about them!"
>FSB outed as running furry porn tumblrs to spread propaganda
https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2018/03/forget-facebook-russian-agents-have-been-pretending-be-furries-tumblr

>>112030
shills can only effectively take advantage of people who are so weak minded that they don't know what their opinions are or why they have them. those people are going to be pushed around and tricked into acting against their own interests by some smooth operator, if its not slavs then it will be democrats or republicans or some crazy preacher. its not russians thats the problem, what they are able to do is just a symptom of our own domestic idiocy epidemic.

>"you can fool some of the people all of the time"
>~"Honest" Abe Lincoln