5000 years of trump please respect.

>>109838

Paris Accord withdrawal was great for another round of tears.

>>109914

>>109914

Crying about Comey

Sad!

http://ijr.com/the-declaration/2017/06/894646-accounts-brooklyn-hipsters-bar-watching-comey-hearing-hilarious/

>>109996
>>109997
>>109998
I don't get this attitude. Hasn't the focus been on whether or not Trump obstructed justice the whole time since Comey was fired? Seems like a pretty big issue.

  Internet troll president being trolled by Vicente Fox. Someone paid for this to be served as an ad, too.

A New Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FrQRHW3XHI

>>110178
Before you start a war,
(1) would you fight in it?
(2) Are you starting it for the right reasons or ego reasons?
(3) Have you given diplomacy enough time?
(4) Do you like video games?
(5) Do you want to be a hero?

Actually, answering those first three questions are good before starting a war.
- A child soldier of the Constitutionalist Army, Mexican Revolution, 1914.

so true...

this man can teach us so much

  >yfw you went to the moon for this shit

  In other recent space news... NASA Forced To Deny Having Child Slave Colony On Mars https://youtu.be/kSQA87k2kwU
Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist who has repeatedly bragged about his communications and influence with President Donald Trump. Trump has frequently picked up conspiracy theories and narratives from Jones, including that the 2016 election was “rigged,” former President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton founded ISIS, and millions of people voted illegally in the last election.
Trump appeared on Jones’ program during the presidential campaign on December 2, 2015, and praised his "amazing" reputation, telling him: "Your reputation's amazing. I will not let you down." Jones reportedly told author Jon Ronson that Trump complimented him as having “one of the greatest influences I’ve ever seen. … It’s greater than you know. Just know that your influence is second to none.”
https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2017/05/03/guide-donald-trump-s-relationship-alex-jones/216263

NPR tweeted the entirety of the declaration of independence, which they do every year.

Trumpanzies found this EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC.
https://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/calling-for-a-revolution-trump-fans-triggered-after-npr-tweets-out-the-declaration-of-independence/

>>110228

"Pansy" is spelled with an "s".

>>110228
>>110231
"Chimpanzee" is spelled with two e's.

Mike Pence visits NASA, ignores sign.
http://www.gettyimages.com/license/809911566

>obvious shop

>>110235
*marks "fake news" square on bingo card*

It looks photo-shopped, but apparently it's real.
It's the only forbidden touch that imbecile allows himself to do.

>>110241
I recognize that robot!

>when you forget to ask his height on tinder

>>110243
Gort 2020.
Not the ruler we need, but the one we deserve.

>>110249
for 64 years old he's got some real old man hands

  Tucker Carlson throws a fit when Ralph Peters compares him to Charles Lindbergh in 1938.

  Senile old man says border wall must be translucent and have holes in it so that people don't get hit in the head by Mexicans throwing 60lb bags of crank at them.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/13/trump-explains-why-he-wants-to-be-able-to-see-through-his-border-wall.html

>Here are his comments about the wall, as released by the White House on Thursday:

>Question: You were joking about solar, right?
>Trump: No, not joking, no. There is a chance that we can do a solar wall. We have major companies looking at that. Look, there's no better place for solar than the Mexico border -- the southern border. And there is a very good chance we can do a solar wall, which would actually look good. But there is a very good chance we could do a solar wall.

>One of the things with the wall is you need transparency. You have to be able to see through it. In other words, if you can't see through that wall — so it could be a steel wall with openings, but you have to have openings because you have to see what's on the other side of the wall.

>And I'll give you an example. As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them -- they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It's over. As cray as that sounds, you need transparency through that wall. But we have some incredible designs.

  NEW solar wall design... EVEN DUMBER! https://youtu.be/AUlsZLPixto

「ＴＨＥ　ＷＡＬＬ」 is the strongest Stand

unidentified special needs child mk2

This thread is maximum gay.

http://www.gunbroker.com/item/668078714

>This is a custom built AR15 built in the spirit of inclusiveness. Nothing says I love you and care about your safety, more than FIREPOWER! From the red cerakoated A2 Stock, to the orange pistol grip, yellow receiver, green handguard, blue barrel, and purple flash hider, there has never been another firearm that speaks to Pride as the Pride defender.
>The dust cover is etched "The Pride Defender" on the outside and "Remember Orlando!" on the inside. (Remembering the Alamo is passe' as it invokes anti Mexican sentiment.)

>>110350
That gun was so ugly his camera refused to be an accomplice.

>>110350

spicer stole a fridge full of body parts.

>>110396
All of them, every single one.

  Well, trump sent out some tweets that banned transgender people from serving in the military.
On Wednesday, Trump tweeted that he would ban trans military service. He argued, “Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming … victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail.”
Trump’s move, which comes exactly 69 years after President Harry Truman ordered the racial integration of the military, reverses a decision by the Obama administration. Last year, the Department of Defense announced it would begin undoing the ban on openly serving trans troops.
It remains unclear how, exactly, Trump’s ban on trans service members will work — or if it will even be implemented. A day after Trump announced he’ll bring back the ban, the US Joint Chiefs of Staff reportedly told the military to wait until it receives official guidance from the president — instead of just a few tweets — before it changes the policy. It’s unclear when or if Trump will follow up on his tweets with that guidance. https://www.vox.com/identities/2017/7/26/16034366/trump-transgender-military-ban
Trump tweets sweeping ban of transgender people from serving in the military https://youtu.be/pvDfRkKnRB4

  Stephen Makes A Change To Trump's 'Trans Ban' Tweet https://youtu.be/6Dj-nIH0fP8
Stephen makes a correction to the last two words of the President's three-part Twitter announcement banning transgender Americans from the military.
And that change is "Fuck you."
That says it.

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tranny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on transphobic goyim, and I have over 300 confirmed GRIDS infections. I am trained in dilation and I’m the top HRT expert in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another bigot. I will poz you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chosen people across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your presidency. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can attempt suicide in over seven hundred ways, and that’s pre-op. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soylent Corporation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your bigoted T Cells off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Drumpf.

>>110409
He sure showed him.

Pentagon Announces Plan To Cover Cost Of Hormone Treatment For Servicemembers Doubling Down On Biological Sex
WASHINGTON—Saying the government was committed to helping military personnel reinforce their existing outward identity, Pentagon officials announced a plan Wednesday that would cover the cost of hormone treatment for servicemembers doubling down on their biological sex. “Effective immediately, the Defense Department will begin financing the hormone therapy of armed forces members who wish to recommit to the sex they were assigned at birth,” said Defense Secretary James Mattis, adding that it was only right to provide assistance to soldiers who made the difficult decision to intensify the characteristics of the body they currently possess with a protocol of testosterone injections. “U.S. military health plans will now fully compensate any serviceman who would feel more comfortable—indeed, feel truly themselves—if his body hair was twice as thick and his voice was twice as deep as it is currently.” Mattis went on to say that female soldiers, meanwhile, were ineligible for the plan but could occasionally take a dose of testosterone if they wanted. http://www.theonion.com/article/pentagon-announces-plan-cover-cost-hormone-treatme-56491

thats way too much makeup
even for a girl its far too much

Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview - In an interview with The New Yorker earlier today, White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci leveled harsh criticism against the FBI and members of the Trump administration. The Onion fact-checks Scaramucci’s claims. http://www.theonion.com/infographic/onion-fact-checks-anthony-scaramuccis-new-yorker-i-56502
* “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”
TRUE: Scaramucci understands that true inner peace comes from accepting one’s flaws and only very rarely sucking oneself off.

* “I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves.”
TRUE: Scaramucci’s financial records appear accurate, so under U.S. federal statutes his detractors are required by law to go fuck themselves no later than 10 business days from the date of filing.

* “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the president’s agenda on track.”
PARTIALLY TRUE: He omitted that he also wants to fuck the leakers’ bitches in front of their kids and then carve a nice 6-inch souvenir on their face for their trouble.

* “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”
TRUE: The Mooch is hot, baby! Sizzling! Nobody can stop this kid!

* “Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make [Reince Priebus] crazy.”
FALSE: Priebus was driven far beyond the point of mental insanity by members of this administration many months ago.

* “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac. ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’”
TRUE: If you or someone you love is currently abusing cocaine please call this toll-free addiction hotline: 1-888-988-7934.

* “Okay, the Mooch showed up a week ago.”
FALSE: The Mooch has been slowly developing in Scaramucci’s troubled subconscious since his tender childhood.

* “Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That’s the only reason.”
FALSE: Sorry, this is Joe Pesci in Casino. We got confused.

* “I’m going to fire every one of them…the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BE TRUE: Seriously, please.

* “This is a major catastrophe for the American country.”
TRUE: This is the most accurate statement yet made by an administration official.

>>110435
Eh, his wife is hotter than our old first lady.

  "USA most taxed nation in the world" is a wild lie that Trump keeps repeating. Here's a list of all the countries rating their total tax revenue as a percentage of gross domestic product (GDP): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_revenue_to_GDP_ratio
Denmark tops the list at 50.8% with Belgium & France at 47.9%. US is #66 at 26%.

Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump https://youtu.be/DREO6cwbGeQ
Because they were too crazy to be seen only on paper, Cartoon Donald Trump brings life to the strangest quotes from an interview the President's recently gave with the Wall Street Journal.

For the third time, Donald Trump, U.S. is not 'highest taxed nation in the world'
"We’re the highest taxed nation in the world. Our businesses pay more taxes than any businesses in the world. That’s why companies are leaving."
This is a version of one of Trump’s oft-repeated talking points, and it’s inaccurate.
When we looked at this claim in the past, we compared the United States to the 33 other industrialized nations in Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
Data from 2014, the most recent year available, shows that the United States wasn’t the most highly taxed by the typical metrics and actually places near the bottom or around the middle of the pack.
Trump specified this time that he was talking about business taxes, but the essential data doesn’t back him there, either.
Trump would have been more accurate if he had been more specific. The United States does have one of the highest top marginal corporate tax rates in the world. However, companies pay less in practice because they can take deductions and exclusions. When we look at the actual tax burden on U.S. companies, it’s far from highest in the world. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/may/08/donald-trump/donald-trump-us-not-highest-taxed-nation-in-world/

Yes, the top marginal corporate income tax rate in the US is 39.1 percent (consisting of the 35% federal rate plus a combined state rate), but the average rate that corporations actually pay is around 12 to 13 percent.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_tax_in_the_United_States