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108197 No. 108197 ID: 192d20
Reality TV clown is president, post your feels
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>> No. 108941 ID: f01968
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Of course, short ribs is not something you typically serve rare.
>> No. 108942 ID: f01968
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Prime rib, on the other hand...
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>> No. 108975 ID: b70387
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>>108974
Honestly, what the flying fuck?

Trump accuses Obama of tapping his phones, cites no evidence
https://apnews.com/1b2637860b2042c48b18a26951437d5d

>President Donald Trump on Saturday accused former President Barack Obama of tapping his telephones during last year's election, lodging a startling allegation of abuse of power without evidence or explanation.

>Trump said Saturday morning he had "just found out" the information, though it was unclear whether he was referring to a briefing, a conversation or a media report. The president has in the past tweeted about unsubstantiated and provocative reports he reads on blogs or conservative websites.

>The president's allegations may be related to anonymously sourced reports in British media and blogs, and on conservative-leaning U.S. websites, including Breitbart News. Those reports claimed that U.S. officials had obtained a warrant under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act to review contacts between computers at a Russian bank and Trump's New York headquarters.

>One exception to this practice is the president himself, who has the authority to declassify records. In Trump's case, he could confirm any such surveillance of his campaign or business undertaken before he took office in January.

INTERNET TROLL PRESIDENT LAWLZ
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>>108975
And the thing is, we know that he's already got the Maralago wired up so that he can listen in and record phone calls from every room in the building.
>> No. 108982 ID: 9723b1
>>108975
Obama does something FAR worse than Watergate, and Senseless posts this title
>Trump accuses Obama of tapping his phones, cites no evidence

Well the DOJ and Obama have both admitted to it, so I'd like senseless to send a letter of apology to Trump for questioning his honor.
>> No. 108984 ID: 10f4c8
The thing about Trump is, yes he blows his load but he only ever seems to do it when he already knows for sure that he's right.

I suspect he put it out on his Twitter to see if Obama and co would try and deny it, before dropping any real evidence he had to smack them down. He does this a lot.
>> No. 108986 ID: cce514
>>108982
FBI director Clapper has told the DOJ to refute the wiretapping claims, saying "There was no such wire-tap activity mounted against the president-elect at the time, as a candidate, or against his campaign." The DOJ has so far issued no statement.

Obama has issued a statement saying "A cardinal rule of the Obama administration was that no White House official ever interfered with any independent investigation led by the Department of Justice. As part of that practice, neither President Obama nor any White House official ever ordered surveillance on any US citizen. Any suggestion otherwise is simply false."

Why do you keep posting lies, Ivan?

>>108984
>trump isn't a retard he's just playing 5th dimensional chess!

as expected from a fat man who thinks MCLOS is a good guidance system and runs a controlled opposition group for the FBI.
>> No. 108987 ID: d4c8ee
>>108986
>Clapper

You mean Comey. Clapper was Director of National Intelligence under Obama. And he's also saying there was no wiretap.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/former-dni-james-clapper-i-can-deny-wiretap-trump-tower-n729261
>For the part of the national security apparatus that he oversaw, "there was no such wiretap activity mounted against the president, the president-elect at the time, or as a candidate, or against his campaign," Clapper told Chuck Todd in an exclusive interview on Sunday's "Meet The Press."

>When Todd asked him whether he could confirm or deny if a FISA (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court Act) order for this existed, Clapper declared, "I can deny it."

>Asked again whether there was a FISA Court order to monitor Trump Tower, Clapper said, "Not to my knowledge."

>Clapper said that if any wiretap like that occurred, he would "certainly hope" that he would be aware of it.

>"I can't speak for other authorized entities in the government or a state or local entity," he added.

>Clapper was also asked on "Meet the Press" if he had any evidence that the Trump campaign was colluding with the Russian government while the Kremlin was working to influence the election.

>"Not to my knowledge," Clapper said, based on the information he had before his time in the position ended.

>"We did not include anything in our report … that had any reflect of collusion between members of the Trump campaign and the Russians. There was no evidence of that included in our report," he said. "We had no evidence of such collusion."

>When asked whether he still believes that Russians interfered in the U.S. election to help Donald Trump, Clapper said, "Yes, I do."

>"Certainly the Russians have to be chortling about the success of their efforts to sow dissension in this country," Clapper added.
>> No. 108989 ID: b70387
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>>108982
That's the title of the article I quoted.

>Well the DOJ and Obama have both admitted to it
Where?

>>108984
>He does this a lot.
When has he ever done that? When has he presented evidence at all? Sean Spicer has had to straight up say that Trump says things because he believes those things.

The fact of the matter is, IF he was really being wiretapped, a string of early morning tweets has to be one of the worst possible ways to respond to that.
>> No. 108990 ID: 111d07
>>108986
>Clapper

Yes, let us believe the words of the same cunt that lied under oath before Congress saying he and the the American intelligence community weren't watching you fap and recording your every phone call when they actually were jerking off to your browser history and late-night calls to your girlfriend.
>> No. 108993 ID: d4c8ee
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Gaffe ridden Trump greets White House tour in front of portrait of Hillary.
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/839130040382128129/video/1
>> No. 108994 ID: d4c8ee
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>>108993
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
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>>108993
You sure that's not Zach Braff?
>> No. 108997 ID: cdc880
>>108989
Spicer today:
>"it's not a question of proving it"
>"should president trump's twitter statements be taken at face value?" "sure"
>> No. 109015 ID: d4c8ee
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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer blinks the word "TORTURE" at reporters in morse code.
>> No. 109023 ID: b430d1
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bad news guys, turns out obama is still secretly president.
apparently john roberts had his fingers crossed when he read the oath.
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>>109023
I'm sure its just a coincidence that the Democratic party is stonewalling all attempts to replace Obama-era bureaucrats and "tsars".

I'm sure its just a coincidence that the Obama-era bureaucrats and "tsars" happen to be obstructing the president.
>> No. 109030 ID: cce514
>>109028
I see internet service has been restored to St. Petersberg.
>> No. 109031 ID: 649f2c
I wish the dude would just be a man and start thinking & speaking for himself like he did back when he was campaigning with a nothing-to-lose attitude. It seems like hes being handled, stage managed and pushed around by an army of inside the beltway types ever since he took office. Apparently they let him watch TV & tweet for himself, but otherwise little to nothing seems to be his decision. Its all gotten Byzatine asf too fast and shits started going down hill. Trump kicked ass when he was his own man, he should stomp Paul Ryan and the rest of the standard issue Republicans a new asshole like he wants to and establish his own political coalition of angry freaks. Don't forget that Trump was most Bernie voter's #2 choice. I wanna see him grab some titties too. Why isn't John Cena or The Rock cabinet members?
>> No. 109032 ID: 1519ac
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>> No. 109069 ID: 2ea531
>>109031

>like he did back when he was campaigning with a nothing-to-lose attitude

ok look. Theres a fucking difference between being good at getting people to love them, and having good ideas.

That's a lesson I wish a lot of people would get
>> No. 109112 ID: d4c8ee
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meanwhile in Arizona
>> No. 109132 ID: cdc880
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Donny is EXTREMELY TRIGGERED by EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC first amendment.
http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/03/22/donald-trumps-lawyers-target-kitten-website-made-by-san-francisco-teen/
>Apparently, America’s commander in chief took issue with the girl’s website Kittenfeed.com. Originally called Trumpscratch.com, the site allows users to punch an animated image of Trump’s face with tiny kitten paws. It comes with the tagline: “Trump seems very tough at first but he gets weaker with every scratch.”

>The girl, identified as “Lucy,” told the Observer that she developed the site, with its #Trumpcat hashtag, for fun while applying for web developer jobs. Little did she know that her site, which only drew 1700 visitors after its launch in February, had attracted the notice of the most important political leader on earth.

>On March 1, she said she received a cease and desist letter from The Trump Organization. The letter claims her site infringed on the “internationally known and famous” Trump trademark.

>After Lucy changed the domain name, she received another letter from the Trump Organization because her site linked to an anti-Trump shirt that is available for purchase on Amazon. Lucy told the Hollywood Reporter that she removed the link, and hasn’t heard anything from the campaign since.

>Lucy is not alone in thinking that the president should have better things to with his time than to ask his lawyers to go after a teenager for creating a silly website.

>“I really just want people to be aware that this is a president who’s clearly more concerned about what people think of him than doing things of substance,” she told the Hollywood Reporter.
>> No. 109147 ID: 1519ac
  >>109132
Reminds me of slick willie.
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>truckers union hosts event for local special needs children
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http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/donald_trumps_approval_ratings.html
>The Gallup presidential tracker from Wednesday showed Trump's approval rating dropped to 35 percent, the lowest figure since he took office. His disapproval mark reached record numbers, too, at 59 percent.

>The numbers come on the 69th day of Trump's first term, a record speed for a first-term president. According to Gallup, seven other presidents have hit 35 percent or below since it began tracing presidential approval ratings during President Harry Truman's administration. None of those presidents fell to a mark below 35 percent until at least a year-and-a-half into their first terms and only four - Truman, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush - posted such low approval ratings in their first term.

>President Trump's approval rating is 2 percentage points below the previous first year lowest figure of 37 percent posted by former President Bill Clinton in June 1993.
>> No. 109297 ID: 231c25
>>109112

Kek, y'know, if he were as LITERALLY HITLER as the hand-wringing Commie cunts think he is, I might've actually gotten off my ass to go vote for him.
>> No. 109308 ID: a1c7fe
>>109242
The same people that predicted Trump would lose say he's unpopular. Yeah no thanks.
>> No. 109309 ID: cce514
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/04/islamic-state-says-us-being-run-by-an-idiot.html
>In the first official remarks by the group referring to President Donald Trump since he assumed office, spokesman Abi al-Hassan al-Muhajer said: "You (the U.S.) are bankrupt and the signs of your demise are evident to every eye."

>"...There is no more evidence than (that) you being run by an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or Islam is," he said in a recording released on Tuesday on messaging network Telegram.

It's been 74 days and still no sign of the 30 day plan to defeat ISIS btw.
>> No. 109313 ID: 6d519c
>>109309

Cordon off the MidEast and sterilize it from standoff range. Boom, problem solved.
>> No. 109314 ID: d4c8ee
>>109309
The plan is to spend 10 million taxpayer dollars golfing in Florida every weekend.
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>>108197

>implying I'm not edgy enough to vote for the Joker
>> No. 109332 ID: 22c903
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>>109328
you had your chance
>> No. 109333 ID: a1c7fe
>>109332
>barking lady
She's more like a victim of Joker. Kind of an insult to the character to make the comparison.
>> No. 109335 ID: aadd02
>>109333
God, I remember that laughing gas shit he'd do to people. They couldn't kill people on a kids' cartoon, so they came up with that instead, and honestly, killing them would've been less horrific.
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>>109332
>you had your chance
>> No. 109337 ID: 22c903
>>109333
you are right... the joker was human at one point.
>> No. 109343 ID: e188a9
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>"is this vest thing going to mess up my suit? because it's a expensive suit."
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>>109343
>> No. 109346 ID: f9b63c
>>109343
the guy who put the vest on him likely giggled about the velcro placement.
>> No. 109353 ID: ba3dd1
  Exclusive footage of Trump security council before attack on Syria
>> No. 109359 ID: ba3dd1
>>109353
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a0_1491678702

opps messed up embed
>> No. 109442 ID: 649f2c
headline:
TRUMP TO ZOG: I'M YOUR BOY! PLEASE DON'T IMPEACH ME, THAT WOULD BE EMARASSING.
followed by some story about the government doing the same old shit.

the only thing thats actually changed since trump took over is the way the media covers government. its like obama is still president.
>deep state
>hahaha thats just a crazy conspiracy theory
>t. msm
>p.s. a conspiracy theory stops being crazy once we give it air time, like the russian stuff now or the stories connecting saddam hussein to the 2001 anthrax attacks and thank you for understanding that this isn't doubletalk.
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>>109442
>obama drops 50,000 bombs in syria and the rest of the middle east
>aaah its ok
>trump bombs an empty airfield
>HOLD THE FUcKING PHONE ZOG PuPPET REEEEE
Yea ok shareblue, strange I don't remember you here before november trashing Obama nearly as hard for what you claim to consider are 1000x worse acts.

Meanwhile Trump delivers on defunding planned genocid- uh i mean parenthood.

>as they have for 100 years
>ever since we were convened to exterminate the black race and limit the goys to a controllable number
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>>109445
>Trump isn't ZOG, hes exactly like Obama!

quadruplethink!
>> No. 109498 ID: 011816
"The Donald stepped out of the doorway of his golden elevator into the corridor that lead to his palatial penthouse apartment. At the door were four of his man-servants, Lucky he called them, they were called lucky he explained because they were “lucky to work for the most successful man in America”. Which was a great honour for the Luckys but was also highly confusing, given that the Donald called all 53 of his staff Lucky and never bothered to differentiate between them partly because he didn’t have time and partly because they were all hispanic and he genuinely struggled to differentiate between them. "The Donald walked past a large gold statute of himself in a buddha pose into the main lobby of Trump-Saille, as he called his apartment. named after the French palace Versaille, though “Way less gay” as he would tell guests. Several more Luckys approached offering The Donald various beverages, but he ignored them, or in the case of one unfortunate Lucky who happened to present a goblet of pomegranate juice, the glass and the tray was slapped to the ground. “You idiot” Trump yelled, look what you did. And kicked the Lucky as he bent down to retrieve the goblet. “Where the fuck do I have to go to get some decent help? China? Do I have to go to China?” "Stalking through to his bedroom the Donald walked into his bedroom. There was a large portrait of Donald on each wall, above the bed Donald as Alexander the Great, on the Western Wall above a 10 meter by 10 meter television, was a portrait of Donald as all four of the heads Mount Rushmore. Trump briefly glanced around, ensuring none of the Luckys was cleaning his bedroom and approached a bust of himself as Roman emperor Nero. Trump had chosen emperor Nero because “He got things done” and “he liked classical music too”. But now was no time for history lessons, he was about to leave for the Republican debate and he needed some relief. There was now talk that the debate could dislodge as the Republic front runner but the Donald knew deep in his heart that no one could replace him. He was unique. Original. The one and the only Trump. "Donald reached behind the bust and pushed a small button, immediately a panel behind the bust opened and Donald stepped through. He walked through a narrow corridor into his “Trump relaxation room”. The room was large as most New York apartments, the room had padding on the ground, and benches on the side. And there it was, standing in the center. The Donald stood still for a moment admiring it. Ivana had hated it and in revenge for him having it created it she had pressured him to have what one newspaper headline had described as “very painful and ultimately unsuccessful scalp surgery” when he began losing his hair. That’s totally true. But Donald didn’t regret a thing. Some men have blow up dolls but such a tacky, common thing was never going to be enough for a man like the Donald. "Before him stood a custom made pleasure robot that he’d secretly constructed in Germany. And Donald Trump's robot was a perfect replica of Donald Trump. “You handsome bastard” said Trump as he approached the pleasure bot and kissed it roughly on the lips and the Trumpinator as he called it, kissed him just a roughly back. “Yeah, you like it rough don’t you” both Trump and the Trumpinator said in perfect sync with one another. Their tongues locked and engaged in a titantic battle over the fallow ground of the two Trumps lips. The Trumpinator’s lips were primarily silicon, and after years of plastic surgery the Donald’s weren’t that different. Pulling away the Donald said to the Trumpinator “Initiate process four”. The supercomputer inside the Trumpinator whirred into action, while the Donald’s personality had been imprinted onto the super computer that had been developed in Silicon Valley. When blended with the cyborg components of the pleasure robot it was surprisingly adaptable and had a number of unique features. It could of course, give blow jobs, and given it was modelled on Donald Trump, it could blow hard, harder than virtually anyone else. It also had a variety of other useful functions, such as hair dryer, radio, bar fridge, and drink holder. It did not do anal, of course, the Donald would never inflict something that demeaning on the Trumpinator. But process four was something special. It had taken the Germans months to program and build the feature in, but the Donald had been insistent. "The Trumpinator bent it’s knees and bowed before the Donald, and the Donald began undoing his fly. As his pants fell around his knees the full glory of process four began. The beautifully, full, hair, on top of the Trumpinator began moving and shifting, rotating, like the blade of a softened electronic razor. The Donald began thrusting hard into the mass of chemically softened folicles, they had been carefully designed based on Donald bouffant has it had been in the 1970s, the hair wrapped itself around his hardened phallus, it was like an octopus consuming a shrimp. Donald came extremely quickly as he almost always did. Ivana had once likened Donald’s love making to a wall street transaction, virtually instantaneuous. The Donald said, “Initiate cleaning and donation” and a small plastic jar emerged from the side the Trumpinator’s head and the hair was drained directly into the jar. The sample would be sent directly to a sperm bank in India, as a form of charitable donation. The Donald knew it was generous, but his accountant assured him that it was a great deductible. Trump zipped up his fly, “See you later, beautiful, I gotta run”. “Wait one moment”. The Donald looked at the Trumpinator strangely, it was the first time the pleasure bot had responded without being prompted. “Stop being weird, or I’ll have you sent back to the lab, and you know what those Germans are like!” the Donald yelled. "The Trumpinator stepped forward, opened it’s eyes wide and said “I love you” the Donald’s face softened, “Get in line!” and he laughed loudly. The Trumpinator stepped forward and punched the Donald hard in the face. The Donald flew back into one of the back walls of the pleasure room and crumpled into a heap on the ground. Walking over to the prone Donald, the pleasure bot leaned down and said “You’re fired”... As it walked from the room the Trumpinator checked his hair in the mirror, sure someone had just ejaculated into it, but strangely it looked a little better than usual. As the Trumpinator sat in the helicopter on the way to the Republican debate, it looked over New York and muttered to itself… “Soon, you will all be fired.”..."

>> No. 109510 ID: 49cdb0
>Military analysts said a sudden show of force by the erratic leader of North America was intended to demonstrate independence from his predecessors and distract from a growing corruption scandal at home.

>After several days of heightened aggression, US president Donald John Trump was said to be spending the weekend at his coastal hideaway in the resort town of West Palm Beach, where he has spent more than a quarter of his presidency. His activities were closed off to most Western journalists. On Sunday, while much of the country marked a solemn religious holiday, state media broadcasted a brief message from the leader that suggested his warmongering was only just beginning.

>“Our military is building and is rapidly becoming stronger than ever before,” Trump said. “Frankly, we have no choice!”

>The military buildup comes as Trump is facing fierce opposition to his domestic agenda and increased scrutiny of his finances. Protests in several port cities on Saturday drew attention to Trump’s murky financial interests. Trump claimed the protestors were paid agitators. Several heads of state, from Iceland to Argentina to South Korea, have recently been forced from office due to their personal finances.

>Trump’s shift in focus from domestic to international affairs is an attempt to reclaim support from a country that has long viewed its military as a source of national pride, analysts said.

>On Friday, one of Trump’s generals made a show of parading 20 fighter jets—analysts examining the footage said they appeared to be F-15s—down an island runway in the disputed waters of the East China Sea. “Fight’s on!” said the general, David Lee Goldfein.

>American generals appeared emboldened by their commander’s statement earlier in the week about military autonomy. “We have given them total authorization,” Trump said from his capital city.

>Gen. Goldfein’s airpower display occurred just 1,400 kilometers from Pyongyang, North Korea, where a similar military parade on Saturday highlighted that nation’s increasingly advanced weaponry on the world stage. The competing showcases were seen as a precursor to further aggression between North America and North Korea.

>North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has surrounded himself with close family members in many key political and foreign-policy roles, though his shifting allegiances have confused advisers. Analysts said they were struck by how Trump’s young administration seemed to emulate the North Korean regime in that regard. Both leaders are also seen as volatile and mercurial, apt to change positions and keep their domestic and foreign adversaries guessing.

>Since assuming power less than three months ago, Trump has launched new offensives in Yemen, Syria, and Afghanistan. He has shown a flair for the dramatic, such as when Trump invited Chinese president Xi Jinping to his resort for dinner, then informed Xi over dessert that the US had just attacked one of China’s allies, Syria.

>China is also allied with North Korea. “If China decides to help, that would be great,” Trump said on state media earlier this week. “If not, we will solve the problem without them!”

>He concluded the brief statement with a nod to national pride: “U.S.A.”

https://qz.com/960562/how-the-media-would-report-on-trumps-military-aggression-if-it-were-any-other-country-besides-the-us/
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gay bears
>> No. 109598 ID: 0725bb
>>109589
If bears are gay, then how did they become our ForeBears?
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