I've been hit with 5.56 three times dead in the chest. I was in Fallujah and I killed about 16 insurgents before I had to pop in a fresh mag, but a sniper took out my left knee and I collapsed during the reload. Well, needless to say, I was out of action. A bunch of other insurgents started swarming to my location, so I pulled out my KABAR and shanked one of those dirty sand niggers right in the throat, but while this was happening some other Hadji got ahold of my AUG and the fresh mag that I dropped when the sniper nailed me. He loaded it up and tagged me twice in the right lung before I pulled out my Deagle and returned fire as he was squeezing off a third shot. My .50 slug obliterated his gray matter and his third round pierced my left ventricle. Most people would have died, but I just did the mash, I did the monster mash.

>it's been a while since I've see this pasta

>Today is a good day for pasta.

They tried the "hurr durr bring in an owner's manual" crap with me last time I bought .357 ammo. I don't have an owner's manual for my 1894, but I had the fucking rifle in my trunk.

I went back to the car, loaded my remaining rounds, and stormed the walmart sporting goods counter. I leveled the barrel at the old man's head, while blading at a 45 degree angle and screaming for him to hand over the ammo. He stuttered, and fumbled in his pockets for the key to the case... but I had no time for his disrespect, so I let three rounds loose into center mass. He dropped the keys, and I picked up all the ammo I could fit in a cart.

I made a hasty escape by using the ammo cart as a skateboard, spray firing from the hip as I sailed past the electronics. Some kids were playing Halo and I dropped them on the spot. BOOM click-clack BOOM! A rent-a-cop dove towards the children, gallantly trying to take the bullets for them, but he fell short and slid into a display of Fritos. I loaded more rounds into my cop-killing evil-blued lever-automatic death machine, then fired upon some newborn children as their parents were walking into the store.

I then proceeded to the cashier, and forced her to ring up my goods at gunpoint. She asked, "Is this for a pistol, or a rifle?"

I shrieked "BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!" and squeezed the trigger.

I then left my money on the counter. I grabbed my bags and dashed towards the exit. The woman at the door asked for my receipt, which caused me to shake uncontrollably and foam at the mouth. I moved my trusty lever action's switch to full auto, and let loose a barrage of poison hollow point .50 caliber bullets, riddling her body and spraying the door with a sweet ruby mist. She crawled after me, struggling to breathe.

"Hnnngggghhhh... can... I... please... see your... receipt, sir...?"

I stopped and turned.

"Old woman, these goods are now legally my property, and I will not tolerate any further harassment. Tell your friends I mean business."

I shot out her knee caps then cut her left hand off with my Swiss Army knife. After loading my goods into my car, I sped off into the sunset.

I live.... and so does my PC. Finally.

Did someone say roll call?

Roll call thread being 2 years old lol.

Nice to see so many people still around.

Bleh, building another SP-1 clone, building another 870 (since S&W 3000's dried up).

>>112892

get thee to the discord machine

>>112909
Discord annoys me.

Yo I exist still

>>113016
You were in the hands of the thought police.
You do not exist.
Orwell 1984 - O'Brien about Power https://youtu.be/g1WI8BUe9Eg

>>112780
That's bullshit Skip, and you know it.

>>109749
Heh, well it's now led me to starting a PhD this monday, so I guess it was good for extracting more cash from me :P

I'm still alive.

I'm married now, and taking care of a new babby.

I forget my old trip.

I'm still alive (somehow.)

Went to school on a full scholarship for Chemistry (lol). Currently working with DFT simulations of novel nanomaterials.

Also, did I mention that I somehow am not dead yet?

Just like Staos, I also forgot my trip lol

But holy shit...it's been forever since I've been here...

Legal trouble was dealt with and all was well if anyone remembers that mess. Have a few more handguns than I used to, a few more AR's than I used to, and that's about it...

Bought a Harley, broke my elbow while riding said Harley...

Other than that not much else has happened in the few years since I was last here...

>>113138
You popped up in my "people you may know" when I was in your area.

How ya'll doin'? what an interesting time to live in.

FPOP? For reals? Glad you've made it through all the shit that's been going on over there for the last few years.

>>113210
Doing fine. How have you been?
- Bas-relief depicts ambassadors bearing gifts to the Fresh Prince of Persia in the ancient Achaemenid capital of Persepolis, in what is now Shiraz, Iran.

>>113210
FPOP it's good to see you're still around. I'm glad we're not at war yet.

So I actually started writing about certain developments on opchan /n/ sporadically but thought this place was dead, if you guys are interested, let me know and I'll continue.

>>113215

For realz.

>>113220

Mostly alright, I mean as alright as life in Middle East can be, like normal day it's only possibility of war in distant future and on a bad day possibility of war in a near future. But man this 2020 has started with a bang and followed through.

>>113221

Well I'm glad as well, but don't you dare think I'm not ready for it! If war ever breaks out, I'll be the first one to sign up to fight the evil incarnate that is the great satan... with a copy of geneva convention tatood on my back so I can be the first to surrender and write a tell all book about 30 seconds of hellish war and 3 month as POW experience and go on a tour and book signing and Ridley Scott movie deal. I've already thought of the opening.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prisoner of war in a town called Bel-Air

For those who wonder how can a man hold his sense of humor in a time like this, how else do you suppose someone can maintain a semblance of sanity in this region of earth? I've processed the entire last two weeks by way of humor.

howdy folks

>>113223
'Sup?

>>113224

In short, despite all the best effort of god and man, I'm still alive and well.

Let's see, flood, quakes... and a massive mishandling of containing COVID19 has made Iran a very interesting place lately.

Oh and locusts.

I swear I remember another story with plague and locusts and disasters...

>>113247
Locusts now?

Pic: M22 Locust light airborne tank in the Dutch Nationaal Militair Museum

US WW2 M22 Locust airborne tank & Hamilcar glider ca. 1945.

Its been a while. Made apost today cant find it


Im alive. Just older (and sober. Except drinkimng but Im Germsn. We drink)

>>113247
PRINCIE!

I'm so glad youre alive .

Col Guano too!

Bats, I missed our emails. You sorta did encourage me to get going to kick drugs. Lived in Germany with my mom for a few years and kicked heroin.

If that's even the real HM. Oft imitated but never duplicated. Kicking heroin is a good cover story too, might explain differences in behavior...

>>113247

oh shit you're alive! that's good.

Hello people.
Nice to know y'all still alive and kicking.

Hop into Discord, it's the real deal.

>>113277

Whooooaaa look who's there. Nice to meet you again old friend.

>>113279
Same, same.

Hell, that's one of an old picture you got there.

>>113277
info?

>>113284
https://discordapp.com/invite/VMZxDBQ

New around these parts, but better late than never i suppose.

I'm Phrogas, nice to meet ya.

>>113294
Bring your friends. The more the better.

>>113307

Would if I could. Currently stuck rounding out my Navy career doing donuts in 5th FLT waiting out this COVID shit. No countries will let us port even if we wanted to.. great times.

sup fuckers

>>113317
sup nerd

>>109574
Holy fuck, someone saved that? I wrote that one.

>>113222
Hey if we add each other on facebook will we end up having to talk to our nations respective intelligence agencies?

whatever happened to RFL? He was like our retarded underage mascot.

>>113535
I remember his lovable retardation.
As far as I can tell, he never openly returned to opchan after his first summer of posting.

Been awhile since I posted. Don't think anyone remembers me.

Hi

>>113580

Hey, how's it going my nigga? I remember you, at least by name.

I havent posted here in about 7-8 years, but it was infrequent anyways before then. hope you all are doing well. god bless

Just visiting for old time's sake. Good to see the site's still up so maybe I should visit and post more often. I used to use a tripcode ages ago but I'm a nobody so that doesn't matter.