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109518 No. 109518 ID: 19518e
Been a while since we had us a good roll call. I'm sure some old trips lurk here, would be nice to hear if they're still alive.

to keep things interesting, it would be great to have a thread for all the old copypasta. Like shooting girl scouts delivering cookies, Peter Cottontail "get your fucking weapon if you don't want to die" Easter pasta, any of the old Opie stuff whatever it includes.

I got a couple I'll be posting, feel free to join in.
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Text pasta would be easier to sort through, makes me wonder why people screenshotted so much instead of saving to .txt.

This one is about clown rape.
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$99 Dragon Dildo
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Stoplossed operations to neutralize an unfaithful wife.
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Adventures with BOOF and his ramset
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Tonight on Future Weapons...
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RC Mini-BRRRRRRRRT, fuck PETA drones.
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Hunting with a cougar
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Red 5, standing by.
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Bunnyguts on .410 for self-defense
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Aluminum bottles cause memory loss?
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Squash hunting.
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Nuggets in the WW3 apocalypse.
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Zed refinishes a nugget.
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BOOF sends anon a Christmas present
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BOOF gets a lot of Glocks.
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>>109518
I dunno if combining the two topics was ideal.

I'm here and doing gud. Working, shooting, and playing Fallout 4 and BF1. I've got some more stuff for the work talk thread.
>> No. 109542 ID: 19518e
>>109541
Hmmm.

The logic was to maximize how many old pastas we can acquire from older trips that might not turn up very often.
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I'll be done soon in any case.
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The A-10 is the pinnacle of modern combat aircraft technology.
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The Zone claims another life.
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Special Forces tl;dr
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Frankegun loves the whole world.
>> No. 109550 ID: 6ef9f1
Used to be Mr Kroot

Aka the guy who used to work at Botach tactical.
>> No. 109551 ID: 19518e
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I think that's about it for my pasta.
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Maybe one or two more...
>> No. 109553 ID: 19518e
Aight yep now I'm done, had to check some old folders numbering in the hundreds that are gigabytes of unsorted pictures so it took a while.
>> No. 109554 ID: 5a12de
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I just want to chip this in. It isn't from Opchan, but full/k/. I honestly hadn't laughed so hard, like belly-laughed, in years up until I read this.

All the /k/'s truly are magical places.
>> No. 109556 ID: 19518e
>>109554
Yeah some of mine were from the other /k/, I think that's fine.

I mean there's been some great things posted before OPchan was even around, and even these days there are some diamonds in the rough.
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Also gonna need any PBE or HM pasta you can spare, for the social media.
>> No. 109563 ID: 5d9c19
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109563
Sup guys. Been a while since I've posted in here. What have ya'll been up to?
>> No. 109564 ID: 5a12de
>>109563

Hey man.

Life's pretty good. I run my own gun shop now, got a better car and a motorcycle and an on-again-off-again girlfriend. How you been doing?
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Fucking Canadians
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>>109561
>List of names on the side

>SoL
kek
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I don't remember why I saved this.
>> No. 109582 ID: 13f512
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early prototypes
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I still think this is one of the better /trade/ pitches
>> No. 109588 ID: d20d9d
>>109521
This is why I will always love Stoplossed.

That and his art.
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>>109548
I am surprised you don't have this screencap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
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>>109565
Here is me being namefag on /k/inder :)
>> No. 109597 ID: 22c903
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named aggfot reportina ihn

(USER TWISTERED FOR THIS POST)
(Cuckmaster persona outside of the Zone)
>> No. 109599 ID: 5d9c19
>>109564

I'm the manager of a gun shop.

Got married this past July.

Gonna be going to the second Friends of Pat Rogers this August because I missed the first one.

Going to a Frank Proctor one day pistol class this coming September.

Looking for more training.

Gonna send my M&P 9mm slide and Trijicon RM06 to Doug at ATEi to have the slide milled for it.
>> No. 109600 ID: 040900
>>109597
>(USER TWISTERED FOR THIS POST)
that was supposed to be (USER GOT TWISTERED FOR THIS POST)

eh whatever.
>> No. 109601 ID: aadd02
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109601
Is this still a roll call or...

>>109521
Read this before. Worth reading again. For some reason, I incorrectly remembered him fucking the 19 year old. Huh.
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>>109590
I think I did, but I probably glanced over it thinking it was a duplicate of boom de yada while zooming through this unholy clusterfuck.
>> No. 109603 ID: 19518e
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Welp to actually call my roll then, I first tripfagged as 6point5guy when starting the first threads about making my own rifle on 4c/k/, then when OPchan first started I eventually changed to /k/anadian (seen here >>109578), and when I got my PTRD-41 I changed to WarPlanRed.

Still working as a machinist by day and moonlighting as a gun tinkerer, the rifle ideas from way back when are slowly getting off the ground, alas it is slow going.

I might have saved threads from a long time ago when HM was doing his dinner nooks on various guns, but finding them will take a bit, so may the roll call continue.

Picture is 4c/k/ on wearing your gf's undies.
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>>109521
>> No. 109606 ID: e266a3
Still have my homepage set here on the rare occasion I close my browser.

Quit the plant back in February because I saw the writing on the wall. Did a few contract jobs to set up media displays and wifi as well as some light housekeeping. Still working part-time at the night/weekend gig as always.

Took a semester off. Finishing a class online, will be full-time student again for what's hopefully the last hustle before finishing my degree program so I can jump back into full-time work while starting part-time classes in something new.
>> No. 109610 ID: ece0f0
Where is department of sexy girls?
>> No. 109611 ID: 13f512
>>109610

check /dmz/
>> No. 109628 ID: a569d7
I'm still around but way less, and mostly lurking when I do. Spending time with girlfriend and new gaming computer.

I finished my degree and I'm looking at "alternative academic careers" as most colleges are only looking for adjuncts and don't give benefits. That usually means administration but I'm looking at joining the local city school district full time. I've been working there part time and I'm really liking it so far. I'll take teenagers being immature over adults being entitled any day of the week.
>> No. 109629 ID: 2ded50
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Still lurking around here somewhat regularly. I'll sometimes run through the boards to see if anything neat has popped up.

Glad to see all of you still around.
Kisses for all the boys, butt whispers and tickles for the ladies.
>> No. 109630 ID: 80be1a
I'm still around, just very very low key. Also, busy with work all the time.
>> No. 109641 ID: fb3bdd
I LIVE! Mostly, IDK, kinda.
>> No. 109644 ID: ee0a31
Bitch, I'm like herpes -- I might disappear for a while, but you're never really getting rid of me.
>> No. 109708 ID: 1d521e
I'm alive, and in a timeline (possibly this one) I may wind up in Oregon by the end of the year, so there's that.
>> No. 109710 ID: 17b1f3
>>109708
Is it just me or is Oregon and Arizona becoming OPERATOR hubs?
>> No. 109711 ID: 028b36
>>109710
A bunch OPERATOR has moved over there, TX is increasing in number but TX is big and they are all over the place.
>> No. 109715 ID: 9dcda2
>>109711
> but TX is big

> in TX for training
> getting haircut
> lady asks where I'm from
> Maryland
> Maryland... Texas?
> No, the state of Maryland

I'm convinced people from Texas view the rest of the US like it was part of the ROW. (Rest of the World.)
>> No. 109716 ID: 4f6c6d
Nobody in Oregon wants any more immigrants.
Why do you people think that is OK to just pick up and move here? Were you invited?
>> No. 109718 ID: b70387
>>109716
Guess you guys better secede from the union, then.
>> No. 109719 ID: f2172d
>>109716
>moving to a state where you can't even pump your own gas.
>> No. 109722 ID: addd7a
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109722
This thread is giving me a nostalgia bomb.

I drop in and out of here.

Just doing my thing. Got a Masters in Strategy and International Security.
>> No. 109723 ID: b430d1
>>109722
OK Mr. I-give-rimjobs-to-academics-in-exchange-for-credibility, tell us how the british elections are going to work out.
How UKIP going to do? Better or worse than the MRLP?
>> No. 109735 ID: addd7a
>>109723
>Mr. I-give-rimjobs-to-academics-in-exchange-for-credibility

Guilty. I want to work.

>British Elections

Conservative landslide.

SNP losses for the first time because the Scots are fed up with their separatist moaning. UKIP vote wiped out, they don't have a reason to exist in the public mind now.

Labour losing heavy because everyone thinks that Corbyn is a mental Trot.

Lib-Dem gains but not as much as some are saying.

Then May is free to royally fuck the EU with a large black rubber cock. Huzzar.
>> No. 109748 ID: 71a00d
>>109735
>Conservative landslide

well thats just what the polling numbers say right now, you were probably pretty certain hillary was going to be president on nov 7 too. not really all that astute or insightful for someone who dedicated a large fraction of their life to studying the subject. of course betting with the odds at all times allows you to avoid ever having to go out on a limb intellectually, that way you can never prove that you're stupid or that you're intelligent. every time you just bet with the odds and if it turns out wrong, you're still in good company with the rest of the mainstream of intellectual cowards, its always easier to hide in a crowd or deflect blame to someone else that way. yes you definitely learned a lot in earning that master's degree.

do you really think polling numbers are going to hang steady until the election or are you just waiting until the talking heads on TV to change their tune before you change yours to match?
>> No. 109749 ID: 3c45aa
>>109722
>Masters in Strategy and International Security.

That's actually very impressive mang. You could wind up working with some seriously cool shit by going down that line. Congrats!
>> No. 109753 ID: 6e292d
  >>109735
>working
>not going on the dole
>implying your actually british
>> No. 109755 ID: 1d521e
>>109716

That's something I have actually picked up on in my research into the potential move. Oregonians(?) HATE Californians, especially the ones moving into Oregon. Kinda funny, 'cause in my mind the question becomes "wait, I'm Canadian, does that mean I get a pass because I'm rare-er? We could be treated like we're Unicorns! (because dat Canadian-narcissism). Or they could see me as even worse than Californians. Everyone knows California is just Canada-lite (ahem) and I'd just be the super-fairy of all that they find wrong with the world.

For the record I likely wont be invited to Oregon. But there's a chance my spouse may be invited to the state by her company. So I've looked into it. Oregon is a pretty sweet place.
>> No. 109874 ID: bd9907
Stickying this for a little while, to see if we catch a few more.
>> No. 109875 ID: fd8a72
>>109755
Hi. I'm from, and currently live in Arizona.

I hate Californians. I don't hate Canadians.

Californians bring their shitty attitudes, shitty driving, and shitty politics over. Then they bitch about it being too hot or too dry or about how there's too many guns.

Canadians bring horses. And they generally love guns. And they're fun to have a beer with.

I like Canadians. Californians can get fucked.
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>>109874
Thanks.
>> No. 109890 ID: a605a0
I'm still lurking, I live in Dallas these days, buying a house soon.

Inspired a bit by the Cryptonomicon HEAP (Holocaust Education and Avoidance Pod), I've been designing and testing a partially 3D printed unrifled self loading carbine, now I'm thinking of switching to sheet metal, for obvious reasons.

I'll release the 3D printed version at some point though, might as well see what people can do with it.
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Still alive.
Still in Body of Christ, TX. Recently quit my blue cross blue shield job due to super shit supervisor. But now Im just working out 6+ days a week to get in shape to ship around october back into the army.

Id been planning to do 18x (sf candidate) however in the last year or so they have been turning 18xs into needs of the army and sending them to retrain to be cooks and the like if they fail selection.

Instead Im shooting to go 35P (Cryptolinguist) with airborne in my contract so I can assure myself a slot in the tactical side of linguists. That way by the time I finish AIT (potentially 3 yearsish) Ill be legit with a language, and have a top secret clearance. Itll make going to selection easy if Im already language qualled and working with an SF unit anyway.

>>109715
Thats because people in the rest of the world dont understand just how fucking huge Texas is. If you are in El Paso TX (basically western most big city) you are closer to Los Angeles than you are to Houston. Picture related.

People here judge distance by average time it takes to get somewhere.

Example: It takes me roughly 2.5-3 hours to get from Corpus Christi to Houston. Thats driving at an average speed of 83ish mph the entire trip.

And that is considered close.

I missed you guys and gals while I was working basically all day.
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>>109896

Oh yeah, I know. I've driven west-east through TX and flown to Houston. It's fucking huge.

> driving from Dallas to Socal
> 1 day to leave texass
> 1 day to get home
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Drive friendly, the Texas way!
But watch the hell out if you drive a big-rig truck.
When driving through Texas, several times I was amazed on how many times I saw people cutting off 18-wheeler trucks on the freeways. Those machines, especially those carrying heavy loads, can't stop worth a damn and these jerks are cutting them off like it's a game.
>> No. 109912 ID: 49e1e2
>>109908
Yeah, Ive seen a lot of people get killed by 18 wheelers because they are fucking stupid.

>Two cars racing on 59.
>Two 18 wheelers with about a car length in between them.
>Mustang pulls in between the two 18 wheelers because cop coming up.
>Other car tries to pull infront of first big rig and loses control and eats shit into the jersey barier. first big rig slams brakes but crushes front car. Second big rig is slow on the breaks and crushes the mustang between the two 18 wheelers
I dont think ive seen a mustang turn from a car into a sheet of paper so quick.

Also saw a motorcyclist rear end an 18 wheeler. Decapitation.
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>>109912
>Also saw a motorcyclist rear end an 18 wheeler. Decapitation.
How!?
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>>109958
DOT bar or the bottom of the box, I'd guess.
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>>109958
>How!?

It's not entirely uncommon. When I was a kid I saw a decapitated biker too. His torso was lying there, and his head was still in his helmet which was a dozen meters down the road.

Here in Belgistan, they've put metal plates under highway guardrails at danger spots to make sure bikers don't slip underneath. It happened fairly frequently that the biker would go underneath, but his helmet would hit the rail (and potentially get stuck).
>> No. 109964 ID: aadd02
>>109961
So he fell, slid at high speed, and got decapitated by the metal bar put in place to prevent decapitations. Brutal.
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>> No. 109990 ID: 49e1e2
>>109960
>>109961
Im not sure, I wasnt there when it happened, probably about 3-5 minutes after the accident. Yalls guess is probably right.
>> No. 109991 ID: c29f13
Dick Mango reporting for duty, xir!
>> No. 110040 ID: 51edbe
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sup fuckers
>> No. 110046 ID: 22c903
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reporting in.

Also weird story.

Totally unrelated.

I saw an Operator with a tripcode at a gun store in Phoenix yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for tips on how to pleasure a man or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “herp? derp? nurp?” and closing his tiny plastic coin purse shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my gun up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen giant black dildos in his hands without paying.

The dude at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first the tripfags kept pretending to be exhausted from his AIDS virus and not hear him, but eventually turned back around with one in his mouth and brought them to the counter.

Whenever the counter guy took one of the giant black mamba™ supreme limited edition cuckmaster™ brand dildos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infettererence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each dong and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by sucking the head of his dick while everyone in line watched and vomited all over themselves.
>> No. 110061 ID: a8dbe2
>>110046
It was cool meeting you too.
>> No. 110067 ID: 22c903
>>110061
dude, stealing is wrong.
>> No. 110080 ID: b4a6ee
I haven't been on OPChan in years, last time I posted was probably before I moved to Alaska.

Got many more guns, try to shoot with my son once a month or more (weather/funding permitting).
>> No. 110102 ID: aadd02
>>110080
What's in your arsenal, and how's Alaska?
>> No. 110119 ID: 7a03d6
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I mostly lurk these days. I have a degree now, which is always exciting I suppose.

Also, how has this image not been posted yet?
>> No. 110171 ID: a083da
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Has been a long time since I even lurked. Happened to just be keeping an eye out and saw this thread.
>> No. 110210 ID: c32b01
I lurk maybe once a month. I get my Operator fix directly from Mammoth. That sweet sweet mammoth puss.
>> No. 110211 ID: 044fd0
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I pop in every once in awhile.
>> No. 110226 ID: b4a6ee
>>110102
Actually moved out of Alaska a few months back. Definitely want to go back there again, most likely when I retire.

Ended up adding a S&W Model 60 Pro as a nice daily carry between the 642 and 686 SSR. Traded in the Glock 22 Gen4 and a basic 10/22 to drop the price on the CZ Scorpion Evo 3 S1 pistol, which just received an SBTEVO brace (Father's Day/Birthday present). Still got the Delta Elite, P229R, and Luger P.08 as well. Bought a Savage 116 in .300WM, took a moose with it, and sold it before I left Alaska. Bought an almost-NIB HK P30 used from a guy who was moving to Canada for like $400. As far as handguns go, the P30 is growing on me - the DA trigger is really really shitty, with a horrendously long and heavy pull (compared to the P229R). The SA side isn't bad, but a comparatively long reset doesn't make me as happy as the Sig - and carrying the P30 IWB without at least an undershirt between you and the gun is like having a skateboard rubbing across your skin... But the gun is really comfortable in the hand and is just as accurate as the P229R.

As far as reloading goes, I have been doing a lot of 9mm because the Scorpion is a very hungry gun that is justt too much fun to shoot, and you can easily go through 300 rounds in an hour and not even realize it.
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I still lurk every once in a while. Not sure if anyone here remembers me other than Peej. Moved to Cali recently, mostly been busy doing Corpsman shit.
>> No. 110240 ID: 848792
>>110239
Lol forgot my tripcode.
>> No. 110242 ID: 4ab93e
>>110239

I remember you. I seem to have a remarkably poor memory for people, too.
>> No. 110252 ID: 2de557
Just lurk nowadays. Got two kids now that take up all my time.
>> No. 110291 ID: 0876ee
>>110080
>my son

The fuck? I thought you were super autistic around girls and needed pills to talk to them, when'd this happen?
>> No. 110410 ID: f77c73
I exist, or at least I think I do.

Graduated, moved from RI to CT for work. Engineer for aerospace, lots of beauracratic nonsense for space systems.

Had to get CT permits to carry, but that's all set now. Don't see myself leaving anytime soon.

My daily driver is now older than me, which I mark as an accomplishment.
>> No. 110427 ID: df12a0
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'sup.
>> No. 110428 ID: 13f512
>>110427

eyyy how are things
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>>110226

I'm just glad he's not dead
>> No. 110437 ID: 2f15b0
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>>110427

And then theres this guy.

How the hell have you been?
>> No. 110445 ID: df12a0
>>110428
>>110437

Things are fine, not doing much. Shoot a lot more; accuracy is still shit. Fortunately, being single affords me plenty of money for ammo to correct that.
>> No. 110571 ID: 19518e
Another shot in the dark for pasta, but does anyone have the one where an anon from /k/ blew up most of his hot water pipes in his house when he accidentally shorted a whole capacitor array (xbox huge caps, IIRC dozens of farads) he was fabricobbling for a railgun?
>> No. 110614 ID: b174f6
Still alive and kicking because i'm too hardheaded to die.

I got laid off and moved to weekend overnights, but the mortgage is still getting paid. I went from Tucson to Chattanooga because living in the second best city in the state i was in wasn't quite enough, i needed to play fourth fiddle after murphreesboro.

My house is awesome. My job sucks. I attract almost exclusively jewish women who are especially gifted in the donk department. I like sad eyes and a generous butt. I'm rebuilding a car in my driveway because i'm bad at not answering phone calls from my mother. I'm an uncle this coming monday.
>> No. 110622 ID: 2f15b0
>>110614

MY NIGGA!

I got a new phone a while back and lost your number. Hit me up.

ayanamiashit@cock.li
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I'm back, bitches. How have you been?
>> No. 110624 ID: 0ad63a
>>110623
How'd your little scooty cart turn out?
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>>110624
Pretty damn awesome


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