Halloween was really fun for the kids, but you had to do it right. First go to the church Halloween party to get the good stuff, the home-made stuff, like popcorn balls wrapped in cellophane, caramel apples, cookies, brownies and cake. Then go trick-or-treating as long as you can. Don't come home until you fill up a whole pillow case with candy.

A friend of mine back in grade school in the 1970s had the brilliant idea of hitting another church Halloween party as the guest of a friend, but unfortunately the church was an arm-waving Pentecostal church with hysterical parishioners one step above maniac Evangelical snake-handlers. Instead of handing out treats to the kids or playing games like bobbing for apples (like what happens in more festive churches like the Lutherans or the Baptists), motherfuckers had a service denouncing Halloween as a holiday for the Devil and how everything about it is totally evil. My friend told me of this and said he thought about wrapping that church in toilet paper for doing that to their kids. I agreed that if they did not hand out any treats, they should be punished with tricks, even though this meant vandalizing a church, but they fucking had it coming!

Stickman LED suit with face https://youtu.be/4w3-PBarPvo
I saw a video of a baby dressed up in LED lights as a glowing stick figure man. This thing, running at the camera in the dark was pure nightmare fuel.

  But the worst trick played on little kids after Halloween was for the parents to hide the candy collected during Halloween and leave the empty candy buckets or bags on the kitchen table along with a lot of the candy wrappers. Have hidden cameras placed to film around the table. When the kids see the empty buckets and wrappers in the morning and ask their parents where their Halloween candy was, the parents say they ate all the candy the previous night. These poor kids typically act like their happy lives were completely ruined, realizing that their parents are irredeemably vile and these suddenly disillusioned kids irrevocably lose all faith in humanity as abhorrent and beyond hope.

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy https://youtu.be/8Lsis6q1wBI

My mom ran Halloween like a military operation. She had all the nice neighborhoods mapped out, and knew the best route to most efficiently exploit them. My little brother and I would go street to street, almost at a jog, and when we'd cleaned out a neighborhhod, we would empty our pillow cases in the trunk of the car and mom would take us to the bext one. We'd keep going until the lit porchlights were only on at every 5th or 6th house. The trunk of mom's Geo Tracker would be two inches deep with the good stuff. We would still be eating halloween candy come March.

Not going to post pics but I was a thief class adventurer, and my wife was a mimic. She made a chest out of a cardboard box (and she is tiny enough to be able to get entirely inside and close the lid). The lid is the best part, in my opinion, since she used strips of cardboard like planks to construct it.

Two years ago I was a VC. It was just for a party though. I didn't want to give anyone flashbacks on the street. Had my SKS and everything. Which is probably slightly autismal.

>>111205
>Two years ago I was a VC.

Hey now there's a idea. Suit coat with polo shirt, big fake gold watch, copy of Wired or something, LED screen on your back that displays random "Learn how one company is DISRUPTING french poodle grooming with THE CLOUD!" messages and other buzzwords

>>111178
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>>111195
YES.

>>111195
Did the Blain outfit include a pack of Red Man? It's an incomplete costume unless you're a God Damned sexual tyrannosaurus.