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No. 111185
ID: 8f0088
Halloween was really fun for the kids, but you had to do it right. First go to the church Halloween party to get the good stuff, the home-made stuff, like popcorn balls wrapped in cellophane, caramel apples, cookies, brownies and cake. Then go trick-or-treating as long as you can. Don't come home until you fill up a whole pillow case with candy.
A friend of mine back in grade school in the 1970s had the brilliant idea of hitting another church Halloween party as the guest of a friend, but unfortunately the church was an arm-waving Pentecostal church with hysterical parishioners one step above maniac Evangelical snake-handlers. Instead of handing out treats to the kids or playing games like bobbing for apples (like what happens in more festive churches like the Lutherans or the Baptists), motherfuckers had a service denouncing Halloween as a holiday for the Devil and how everything about it is totally evil. My friend told me of this and said he thought about wrapping that church in toilet paper for doing that to their kids. I agreed that if they did not hand out any treats, they should be punished with tricks, even though this meant vandalizing a church, but they fucking had it coming!
Stickman LED suit with face https://youtu.be/4w3-PBarPvo
I saw a video of a baby dressed up in LED lights as a glowing stick figure man. This thing, running at the camera in the dark was pure nightmare fuel.
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