Well, since today is Nowruz, the Persian/Iranian New Year, signalling the spring equinox (making today the year 1398), I guess that this is The Fresh Prince of Persia.
Yayyyy!!

Pic: Iranian T64 war monument in Neishabur with 'Death to America' sign.

>>112814

God freakin' dammit Bat... you just had to sherlock it didn't you?

I thought I was safe behind VPN where even the mods wouldn't see it.

Glad to hear from you!
So how have you been?

Don't ever play 20 questions with BG guys. I imagine it'll be like:

-Okay go!
-Does it fit in a pocket?
-Yes
-It's a US Remington over-and-under Derringer pistol with mother-of-pearl grips, .41 cal rimfire, 3-in. barrel
-...
-what?
-okay that's right but can you explain how did you guess?
-I don't guess, I deduce, first as I entered the house I noticed beneath the stack of bills what appeared to be a bill of sale bearing the Remington logo, then before we sat down I found a .41 casing beneath the chair as I was scratching my feet, later I noticed you unconsciously kept protectively touching the pocket in your vest and yesterday I was watching a riveting documentary on body language and a retired secret service agent explaining this in detail, it was exhilarating and based on the size of the bulge I deduced it can only be a derringer no longer than 3 inches in barrel. Because of the lack of scuff mark on top of the pocket I wager a small bet it's in chrome finish and judging by monuments to your vanities in your living room if I had to guess I'd say it comes with a pearl handle with your initiations? did you also know Geroge Patton said pearl handles is only good for pimps in louisina whore houses and preferred ivory? It's... elementary my dear Watson.

US Remington over-and-under Derringer pistol with mother-of-pearl grips, .41 cal rimfire, 3-in. barrel

>>112816

Oh I've been a a whole lotta things. Good, bad, devastated, had half a decade long depression but actually for the first time in years I'm feeling between okay and even great on some good days at least for the past 18 month or so, no medications, just something clicked back into place inside my head thanks to a friend. Missed you guys a whole lot.

Enough about me, how are you? What you doing? Is Better Call Saul based on your recent years of work? How's everybody else?

Holy shit based on how many years I've been absent I wonder, is HM still alive and out of rehab maybe? Is Balci planning for the military take over and bringing back the Kalmar Union? Wonder where's spitfire... is OP still a faggot? Is pervasive vagrant still vagrant? goddamn Major Max's child must be old now, wonder where GOTB is and less grumpy must be turning into a fine young lady by now. Is Saigaguy's cat still alive?

What happened here anyway, I heard many moons ago about some hostile takeover or some shit, serf being ousted from his throne or something.

Need some sleep, it's 7 AM, will be back tomorrow ya'll. so good to see you again.

>>112816

That's actually Chaharshanbe soori or Wednesday fest, last Tuesday night of the year.

>>112818
Glad to see you're still around and doing well.
I'll let the rest of OpChan describe our slide into obscurity as I have to go to work.

Oh, fuck! You're fucking alive! Holy shit!

>>112818
I can answer a few.
>Holy shit based on how many years I've been absent I wonder,
It's been since what, 2011?

>is HM still alive and out of rehab maybe?
I think so. Last I remember, he knocked up some Asian chick and had a daughter.
>Is Balci planning for the military take over and bringing back the Kalmar Union?
Haven't seen Balci in a long time. Some of the others might remember what happened to him.
>Wonder where's spitfire...
Little bit before my time I think.
>is OP still a faggot?
OP is never not a faggot.
>Is pervasive vagrant still vagrant?
I seem to remember seeing him post not that long ago, probably on 4chan.
>goddamn Major Max's child must be old now,
Max had a kid? Max himself 'borrowed' a bunch of money from Opchanners in 2013, bought a guitar, and disappeared.
>wonder where GOTB is and less grumpy must be turning into a fine young lady by now.
Last I saw, he was still alive in 2015.
>Is Saigaguy's cat still alive?
Unknown.

As for Opchan itself;
>What happened here anyway
>I heard many moons ago about some hostile takeover or some shit, serf being ousted from his throne or something.
serv let the hosting lapse in late 2012, and the site was picked up by Godverdomme, Seraph and Swissguy. Things went pretty well for a while but they later turned the site over to JediDachsund, ConcernedCitizen and Octanitrecubane, of whom JD and Octo are still around.
Most activity moved over to Discord in 2017 however. https://discord.gg/VMZxDBQ

Holy cow. You won't remember me since I've always been just a lurker, but it's good to see you're still around.

>>112823
>It's been since what, 2011?
Holy fuck I've been on this site too damn long.

>>112823

>Max had a kid?

Yeap and damn the kid is now 11.

>I think so. Last I remember, he knocked up some Asian chick and had a daughter.

Shiiiieeet... The genepool won't recover from that one.

>>112824

Good to see old lurkers still around.