You guys be careful Niggachu might be out to catch all your smart phones

> Teen Playing “Pokemon Go” Stabbed And Mugged For His IPhone; In Bad Neighborhood

http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/

>>58286
Dang it through it's a satirical website the warning message is still legit

>>58284
I need to get this.

Many magikarps in my gym.

>>58290
Same shit happened after Ingress got popular a few years back. Players in Johannesburg or Boston or Moscow or wherever would go out to places at night to capture points, and some of them ended up getting their phones stolen because they were standing around a park at 2AM in the middle of the ghetto. There was also a couple instances where people kept getting arrested trying to get at nodes on private property.

But what was more amusing was all the people going "...wait I have to go outside to play the game?"

>>58294
Id love to go out on adventures. However pokemon go servers cant handle all of us wanting to play it. Womp womp.

>>58293
RATATATATATA RATAHAATATATATATATATTATATATAT RATATATATAT

Went to the local park to find pokestops and pokedudes.

Ran into 2 dudes who were also out hunting pokedudes. Allegedly one found a snorlax right where i ran into them and I didnt. was angry.

Did find a pikachu.

fucker tried to sell me rare candy

>>58299
Huh. That same Venonat told me he had some Great Balls for me in his van.

My phone doesn't support it. :(

>>58321
My girlfriend was making fun of my army bro/gym buddy and I getting psyched while playing it. Then she downloaded it today and went with us to the park and was catching all the uncommon pokemon.

Apparently like 400 people are gonna be at the park tomorrow night for a pokemon go event.

Took Mrs. Obama 8 years to try to get people outside. Took pokemon go 24 hours. Ive run into a few dozen people out looking for pokemon. And weirdly, most were super cute ladies.

>>58321
Mine either. Though I'm apparently the only person other then the chick in 50 Shades of Grey to still have a flip phone. I don't even like the Pokemans but I kinda want to play it just to see what the fuss is aboot.

I've heard the game can be run on a tablets, maybe find some cheapo 50 buck tablet on ebay with high enough system specs.

Gonna next time I pop over my sisters house imma see if she still has my old tablet that she "borrowed" nearly 2 years ago. If she does and it ain't completely fucked I'll see if Go works on it.

>>58323
I'm still rockin the flip phone, old one got wet and it only cost me a dollar so said fuck it

  I had two days off from work in a row and I come back to the entire kitchen crew catching Pokemon while it was working.

I convinced my manager to play shit like this over speakers in the kitchen. He's a cool dude.

>>58323
>>58328
I only have a smart phone because I needed a camera and needed something waterproof and shockproof. It only cost me $30 and has withstood a lot of abuse.

I still have Pokemon Fire Red, so I'm fine on the Pokemon front. Still want to try Go, though.

>>58322
>Took Mrs. Obama 8 years to try to get people outside. Took pokemon go 24 hours.

That's hilarious.

  This song is a great example of why I'm happy Pokemon Go is the original 150. If it involved the new Pokemon, I really wouldn't care.

The original 150 are in my memory thanks to my childhood, I really don't want to invest any more into learning the new ones.

  >>58323
I think you need a Tablet with Android 5 or 6, GPS and wifi and data plan if you want to move around. Since this app ties your GPS + data plan to map out where you are.


Just wondering around town there are a lot of stuff out there, friend of mine was doing a comedy stand up gig and he dropped a lure at the venue, he use the lure as form of advertisement to get more foot traffic.

We stopped by and chat in the parking lot, a bunch cars pull up to catch Pokemons. The possible danger of this game is people not paying attention to the road because they are looking at Poke Stops (which are usually stores or landmarks), we saw one chick stopped her van on the left lane of 2 lane road playing with her phone near a PokeStop.

>>58332
Shit. As if I didn't have to be vigilant enough on the scooter, now I have to contend with people trying to catch Pokemon while driving.

That's something to look forward to when I get it out of the shop.

I thought this was going to be the dumbest shit ever but I've been playing the fuck out of it.

>>58334

I had my concerns. They were unfounded, this is great.

>>58336
Team mystic reporting in.

Everyone ive run into is team yellow or red. Yet somehow 95% of the gyms in a 20 mile radius are blue.

Suck it mother fuckers.

This is the downfall of humanity, I'm fucking calling it.

In the past 24 hours, I've seen everybody become actual zombies looking for Pokemon. Pokemon walking around aimlessly, people looking while driving, people parked by the side of the road/highway, managers periodically whipping out phones to get that Evee.

It has doomed us all. It was nice knowing you.

>>58340
ALSO the hardest motherfucking Mexican in the kitchen with scars from knife fights and motherfucking piece of his neck missing from a bullet wound and doesn't speak of a lick of English was jumping up and down, ecstatic that he just caught an Onyx and a Machop.

That was surprising.

>>58321
Android emulators exist.

http://www.bluestacks.com/

Butt Drugs is a PokeStop.

>>58322
>Took Mrs. Obama 8 years to try to get people outside. Took pokemon go 24 hours. Ive run into a few dozen people out looking for pokemon.

I've heard that people are jailbreaking their phones to be able to install GPS spoofers so they can catch Pokemon without going outside.

>>58345
>PokeStop

I have no idea what that means, but supposedly my workplace is also a PokeStop.

>>58332

Gets stuck half the time & kills your battery? Heh.
Soon it'll be killing you too since so many people are now doing stupid shit because of it. ;)

>>58347

This is false.

>>58348
That poor Bulbasaur...

>>58349

No one cares about the worst starter.

>>58350
Speaking of starter if you ignore (leaving the area) the 3 professor want you to cap after a few try he will spawn a Pikachu for you to cap

Took over my first gym.

Mystic rules.

>>58292
>not a krabby
still lol'd

>>58282

Right where you belong, 400 candy needing motherfucker.

>>58363
> Jew
> Meowth has Japanese gold coin on it's forehead

http://valleycentral.com/news/local/police-arrest-sex-offender-who-threatened-pokmon-go-players-on-facebook

>Investigators arrested a 29-year-old sex offender on Saturday after he threatened Pokémon Go players on Facebook.

>Investigators arrested Nathan Garcia Cerda, 29, of Palmview on Saturday, according to a news release from the Harlingen Police Department. He’s charged with making a terroristic threat.

>"In the threat, the suspect, Nathan Cerda, threatened to harm anyone attending the Pokémon Go events in the Valley. In his threat, Cerda warned that he and his friends were going to ‘purge’ those who were participating in the event,” according to the news release. “The threat mentioned the use of ‘modified’ paintball guns and warned everyone to ‘not to be walking around.’”

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36841828

>Bosnians playing the hit mobile game Pokemon Go are being warned to avoid straying into areas still sown with landmines from the war in the 1990s.

>A Bosnian demining charity, Posavina bez mina, issued its warning after hearing reports of Pokemon Go users venturing into risky areas.

>"We received information that some users of the Pokemon Go app in Bosnia were going to places which are a risk for mines, in search of a pokemon," Posavina bez mina said on Facebook.

>"Citizens are urged not to do so, to respect demarcation signs of dangerous mine fields and not to go into unknown areas," it added.

Finally caught Homer Simpsons today while at on-site service over by Jasper, GA apparently they got some Pokemons that doesn't really spawn in the suburbs

Got it working on my tablet (Nexus 7) with Andorid 6.0.1

I downloaded the APK for Pokemon GO off here

http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/

It's a safe site to download from. I had to allow program to install from unsecured sites it's under security. Just disable it to install Pokemon GO then turn it back on. It will work after it's back on, just need to disable the block for the install.

Runs fine on the tablet, I haven't walk around with it. The screen is bigger doesn't make much difference but I've noticed it's really blurry when you scroll up and down. Maybe I need a more powerful tablet but it's working fine to catching stuff.

Since I am with T-Mobile and past Tuesday they had a special deal where your Pokemon GO data doesn't count towards your data plan for 1 year. So I am going to test if I can tatter the table to the phone and have both of them running off the same data plan for free.

>spend a week at a kid friendly hawaiian resort
>catch +250 pokemon
>the previous two weeks at home I only caught 20
fucking suburbs

Hopelessly addicted.

>>58456
I see you are holding 6 gyms at least, how much coins are you racking in.

>>58461

310 as of today. None of those gyms stay held for longer than a few minutes, except my Snorlax. He's been in the same gym for awhile now.

I already spent some coinage on backpack upgrades and lucky eggs. I might spend this on a few incubators, or maybe just keep increasing my bag space.

>>58461

Also, look at the time. I took my dog out for a super early morning walk, and capped 5 gyms in the process. I checked my phone around 6am when the battery started to recharge- all 5 were already retaken. This is what happens when you live 2 km from the closest stop. I feel bad for rural players.

>>58463
There is a church/gym near my house I swear it has some GPS/Cell jammer if I am lucky enough to drop a Pokemon there it will stay till about Sunday till someone goes to Sunday school to bring it down.

I'd be happy to get my 10 coins everyday when possible.

>>58464

Agreed. 10 coins/day is awesome, and I'd be satisfied if I can keep that up. That's a free lucky egg/incense after barely a week, or a bag upgrade every 3 weeks.

Re: gyms... I've seen people run out of houses, jump out of cars (or stay in them if they're extra lazy), and even try to snipe gyms from half a block away. People are going nuts over this.

>>58465
I've hijack gyms for LULZ - a gym was blue and two reds are working it down and first time gym went blank I hop on it and claim my 10 coins for the day and one of the red guy look up trying to find who is hijacking the gym.

Few mins later they bring it down again and I drop a different Pokemon, both of them look up and looked around, just FURIOUS!!! 3rd times gym went blank and with in 2 seconds it turned red.

>>58467

Yeah, I did it once. Was hilarious to hear some girl yell out "awwww who the FUCK!?"

I'd rather take down the gym and get the XP rewards. Attacking is easy to the point of being broken; even when I was ~lvl 10 and Vaporeons weren't nerfed yet, I could take down most gyms with a few battles, but I guess that's just how it's designed. Gives everyone a chance at getting the coins and, more importantly, extra stardust.

Yep.

Bunch of slack jawed faggots in this thread.

I caught an electabuzz the other day at work. Pretty happy about that. Highest CP pokedude I have too.

This truly is cancer.

There's a Pokestop and gym that just opened on a little road right over the bridge that leads to the main road I need to get home.

Before Pokemon Go, I had no troubles getting through it at any time of day, even rush hour. But, now the congestion is so bad, it takes me over 10 minutes, sometimes 20 or more to get through the road that normally takes under 30 seconds, maybe 2 or 3 minutes if I'm caught at the 3 lights.

And I've seen so many people get rear ended because they were looking at their phone. Every time I'm at a red light, I'm constantly looking behind me ready to gun it between the cars ahead of me. I mean, I did that before, it's a good habit on a bike, however I'm straight up anticipating it, especially now that people are stopping closer and harder because of this shit.

I'm not even mad at the game, it's the obsession that leads to straight up negligence that I don't get. It seems like a sort of fun game, but more of a "I'm stuck in the waiting room, let's see what I can catch" kind of thing, not "HOLD UP, STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKER MAGIKARP!"

Not to mention the people wandering into the road while looking at nothing but their phone.

Just downloaded the newest version of Pokemon GO and they added the appraisal feature by your team leader.

Still going strong.

How is everyone's Pokedex count? I am at 135 and seen 146, that includes the Kangaskhan in one of the gym. I hope someone actually caught one instead of using the GPS spoofer

Hatched 4 of the new baby Pokemons, I keep putting the Magby in gyms to troll people's Pokedex

I'm totally slacking. I had a good thing going this summer since I was able to walk home from work, but since we moved offices I've been lazy as shit.

>>58836

Doing a bit better now

I'm at level 25.

They just opened a Sprint store next to where I work. I set the alarm on my phone for every 5 minutes to hit the pokestop that's located there.

136 on the dex. The battery on my phone really can't take much more of this. Each update seems to make the memory leaks and battery life worse.

Since they now have the type badges affect catch rate, how has everyone's progress been? Ice and Steel are next to impossible to find near me.

>>58876
The update that checks near by Pokemon more often drains the battery. That's why we carry battery packs with us (waifu made that, I think we have enough parts to make a few more)

>>58878

SHIT IS LIT

this is actually from 2 weeks ago at a work convention. If I'd known the hotel had this many pokestops I would have stayed there and not down the street.

This place has really gone to Hell. What with the gangs...

Ooo event

>>58886

I have not found a Chancey yet. Egg hatches have changed as well, not sure if it's just for the event or not.

Confirmed 2k (25)
Abra
Bellsprout
Bulbasaur
Caterpie
Chamander
Cleffa
Diglet
Ekans
Exeggecute
Gastly
Geodude
Goldeen
Igglybuff
Krabby
Machop
Magikarp
Nidoran x2
Oddish
Slowpoke
Spearow
Squirtle
Venonat
Weedle
Zubat
Confirmed 5k (31)
Cubone
Doduo
Drowzee
Eevee
Growlithe
Grimer
Horsea
Koffing
Lickitung
Magnemite
Mankey
Meowth
Onix
Paras
Pichu
Pinsir
Poliwag
Ponta
Porygon
Psyduck
Rhyhorn
Sandshrew
Scyther
Seel
Shellder
Staryou
Tangela
Tentacool
Togepi
Voltorb
Vulpix
Comfirmed 10k (12)
Aerodactyl
Chancey
Dratini
Elekid
Hitmonchan
Hitmonlee
Kabuto
Lapras
Omanyte
Magby
Smoochum
Snorlax

>>58886
>>58887

to;dr Lures last for 6 hours instead of 30 minutes. Double candy for catch/transfers, and halved distance on your buddy finding candy.

Enjoy your fairies and eggs and other vaguely pink stuff. Haven't seen a Chansey yet either.

  80 Gen 2 Pokemon coming this week.

Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, and many more Pokémon are nearly here! Starting later this week, you’ll have the opportunity to catch more than 80 Pokémon originally discovered in the Johto region in the Pokémon Gold and Pokémon Silver video games. We’ve also implemented some new features to enhance your Pokémon GO experience.

Additional Pokémon: More than 80 Pokémon that were originally discovered in the Johto region in the Pokémon Gold and Pokémon Silver video games, as well as Pokémon with gender-specific variations, will start rolling out in Pokémon GO.

New Evolutions: There are now more opportunities to evolve your Pokémon in Pokémon GO than ever before. Some Pokémon originally discovered in the Kanto region will soon be able to evolve—into Pokémon that inhabit the Johto region! Be on the lookout for new Evolution items at PokéStops, which you’ll need to evolve some Pokémon.

New Encounter Gameplay: When you encounter Pokémon in the wild, don’t be surprised if they react in new ways as you’re trying to catch them. You’ll also notice the addition of new item carousels that allow you to select Berries and Poké Balls directly from the encounter screen. Hone your skills and catch those elusive Pokémon!

New Berries: Pokémon enjoy eating Berries, and you’ll have the opportunity to get two new Berries by spinning the Photo Disc at PokéStops—Nanab Berries and Pinap Berries! Giving a Pokémon a Nanab Berry will slow its movements, making it easier to catch. The Pinap Berry doubles the amount of Candy you’ll receive if your next catch attempt succeeds.

New Avatars and an Expanded Wardrobe: Now you’ll be able to give your avatar a complete upgrade! Customize your look with a whole new selection of hats, shirts, pants, and other items.

First (known) Pokemon death in Belgistan last week.

Girl from the country went to ze city to trade some pokemanz and some NEET slugged her over the head when she was in his house. He buried her in his yard.

Stupid fuck made it super easy for the cops. They knew where she was going, they have video of entering his house, there was a blood stain on the carpet and his yard was worked over in a week slightly above freezing temps.

Gee, wizz. I guess the butler did it.

The NEET now claims he has no recollection of even meeting the girl.

>a whole new selection of hats

ohhh snap

I can take off my socks now. Spring is coming.

>>58896
Ha! They have fadora too, for some reason they want $8 for a top hat.

I am 161 caught/172 seen right now

>>58897

173/179

First item-driven evolution. I also have a Dragon Scale but need more horsea candy.

Pokedex is at 158/174

>>58899
I got the Sun Stone for my 7 day streak spin too yesterday. My son picked up a Metal Coat from a regular spin (so it is possible to get them without from streak spin).

Picked up a treebeard today

My local PoGO group on facebook asked for mods, and since I am an experienced moderator I offered my services.

Got asked to see my pokedex by a snarky 20something neckbeard and then rejected because I didn't play enough of the other pokemon games...


Group is getting shitty anyway.

>>58902

This game is similar to Day Z in the sense that other players are your worst enemy. If they aren't trying to team snipe the spot someone opened up, they're multi-accounting to kick people out of a gym so they can get in. Most people I see playing are in their cars with the windows up. If I see people acting un-shady-like, I will stop and chat it up.

I've probably taken over a hundred walks and talked to only five other players. Everyone is pretty asocial in this game, even though it's bloody obvious when you're playing.

>>58903
Earlier in the game (8/16) people are super nice to each other and all chatty now I see GPS spoofer occupying gyms. Also cold weather causing people to do PokeStop run in their cars.

I found this one street/area here in GA people had said you can do 1 or 2 run of it and it will fill your bags up, and the speed limit is 25 and there are a lot of foot traffic so I don't feel bad doing PokeStop drive by looting.

We caught this one last night near the route.

Nothing wrong with using your car, even though Niantic hates it and tries to stop you.

And yeah... when the game came out everyone was so nice, talking to complete strangers about pokemon just walking around. It was cool. Now people aren't as eager to interact.

This is fucking cool though:

http://jtatomico.photodex.io/

My proudest achievement.

>>58915
Weather got colder so we haven't been walking as much

But this weekend kids went over to grandma's so we went out driving around looking for Pokemon and end result 192 caught and 204 seen - caught a Girafarig (#203) and hatched a Stantler (#234) and Miltank (#241), my kids told me Miltank are all female and Tauros are all male.

>>58930
Also after looking around, people are using GPS spoofing to occupy gyms and stuff, also the GPS spoofer they have is specifically design for Pokemon GO it has a wider radar and you can just click on the Pokemon that has spawned and it will teleport you there for you to catch, that's how some people have 9 Dragonite and a bunch Tyranitars

Water event going on until the 28th. Increased chances at finding most water-based Pokemon almost anywhere. Finally getting some candy to max out my Gyaradoses.

Also, free hat.

Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

>>58938

Also your character looks like she's getting some poke-D from her buddy

>>58940

They don't call him M'choke for nothing.

208 caught/217 seen

>>58938
>>58940
>>58941
Walk in range of a PokeStop and this guy slaps your trainer avatar's ass, what would you do?


I hatched this for my birthday

Are you guys having issue with the battery saver function? Mine has been running it opposite, when tilted down it's on and holding it upright it goes dark.

How did you guys make out over the Water Festival event? I got enough candies to get another Gyarados and some but no shiny Magikarp

>>58945

600 Karp candies. muh shiniez, let me show you them.